Nevermind marrying – could you DATE a man who wore white skinny jeans, a worn white hipster t-shirt and mangy-looking Chucks? I’m sorry, but I would take one look at this mess and my biscuit would say “Nope. Closed for business.” Maybe Adam Shulman has a really great personality. Maybe he makes his wife Anne Hathaway laugh and laugh. Maybe he’s really low-key and he lets her be the high-maintenance one and she really appreciates that. But even then, I really don’t think I could date a guy who not only wore white skinny jeans, but wore them in such a small size. I really do think Adam and Anne are the same size. Like, they borrow each other’s jeans, or they would if her hips didn’t stretch out his favorite white J Brands.
Anyway, these are just some photos of Annie and Adam out to eat with friends in LA over the weekend. They had been in New York for a few months while Annie worked on Song One, which Adam “produced”. Personally, I think it was just a little pet project that Anne did for no money so her husband could get a producer’s credit. But maybe that’s just me.
So just take this discussion of these photos as evidence that the birth of HRH Prince Crumpets has blown all other celebrity news out of the water. So let’s just idly gossip about these pics. What’s with Anne’s too long, too voluminous skirt? Is she hiding a long-discussed pregnancy? Or is the skirt just much too big for her? I’ve been looking for a skirt like this in a lighter color. I’ve also been looking for a well-made, long, straight-line black skirt. I can’t find either. Sigh. I kind of like Anne’s skirt if she had it taken up about two inches. She looks like she’s about to trip on that hem.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
She’s worn a few more voluminous things lately, but all of them skimming the belly and it looks pretty flat. My guess is, not yet.
My reading of her is that she just likes baggy clothes. She’s something of a ‘dorky starlet,’ and I mean that in a complementary way. She’s not that airhead twit who pretends that she isn’t wrapped up in her figure, and then wears tight, showy clothes every day of the week to flaunt her frame. Hathaway likes baggy & comfortable, likes not showing her shape off every chance she gets, and will dress accordingly.
Of course, when the media sees a starlet who isn’t wearing tight clothes, they automatically assume she’s pregnant. It happened with Catherine Zeta-Jones all the time, it happened with Liv Tyler, and now it’s happening to Hathaway.
Her husband is just so meh.
She is just meh.
She’s probably wearing this on purpose to get the baby rumors going, and her back in the spotlight.
I totally agree. It’s easy to forget she’s even an Oscar winner.
I think she ways less than her. He’s so skinny! I prefer a muscle man myself 😉
Well, if I were a guy, I wouldn’t date a woman whose skirt dragged along a dirty pavement. Ick.
True…that and the fact that it is really not flattering.
I would trip and fall on my face.
Why is she spparently content to surround herself with trying-so-hard hipsters (see: last pic).
Red Hook called: they want their douches back.
Hahaha! Thank you.
I don’t think AH would hide a pregnancy. I think she would milk it from day one.
Yes, AH would definitely milk it. And I believe she would start the whole show by wearing loose clothes like she was “hiding” it.
For reals. LOL.
LOL!!
Who is that guy in the purple shirt and why is he feeling himself up??
While looking at Adam…
I don’t think she’s pregnant, maybe she just wants people to talk.. and dude, wtf is he wearing?!? I couldn’t.. he’s smaller than she is I think..
I think he is too. She’s a hippy girl, in a good way. But she’s really been hippie-hobo-ing up her style over the summer.
You are right.
I think Anne has always had the awkward/dorky factor but it seems like she’s been ramping it the last couple years.
It’s been a hot hot summer. I peel off my scrubs (and everything underneath) the second I walk in the door & throw on a sundress or swimsuit cover-up. Grab some iced tea & head outside to water my garden & flowers.
My poor neighbors. 😉
@Lemony. New neighbors moved in. I mentioned to the old neighbors I wasn’t sure the new neighbors quite appreciated my almost nakedness. The wife of the last set was very quick to point out how much she loved my near nakedness in the yard. She is awesomeness.
p.s. The new girl has quickly joined me in the ‘let the dogs run whilst wearing a only a sarong’ department. 😉
He’s wearing an LCD Soundsystem shirt so for that, he gets points.
However, he loses points for having the physique of a small teenage girl.
I dislike men in skinny jeans.
I love men in white trousers. Undeniably chick. Means also the guy has a wardrobe as you can wear white only for a day before washing it.
And I begin to understand Agelina Jolie’s love for “sack” dresses. Girl can have a soup, a starter and half a bottle of wine with it and NOONE will notice. As soon as anyone else puts wide clothes baby bump watch starts.
In slight defense (definite emphasis on slight), I can only wear skinny jeans because I’m so darn skinny. It’s called high metabolism. Now, I don’t wear white ones that flaunt my skininess with hipster shirts, but some guys like me seriously can’t wear any other jeans or they will look baggy or fall off.
Do you wear the low-rise skinnys? Those are horrifying. No one wants to see a man’s hip line. I just think they are way too feminine.
I understand what you’re saying about being slim. And there’s nothing wrong with a slim fitting jean. My hubby is tall & lanky & he can easily wear slender-cut jeans but he usually doesn’t. He’s 33 & the skinnys are just too teeny-bopper trendy, in his words. So he wears a belt all the time. 😉
Andrew:my husband has an excellent metabolism too. And I like him in narrow(slight stress on narrow) jeans so that everybody can see his thight bum and nonexisting belly.
If you’re skinny though I understand why you like them. I just see so many men who are not skinny and look like they wear leggins and I find it unappealing, sorry
My boyfriend is a 32 and he gets a lot of nice pants from Bonobos. They look great on slender guys without being too skinny. Levis does nice boot cut jeans.
I’ve had a pretty solid look at this dude and I’m pretty convinced that they have a normalish marriage and that they are a proper man and wife…
…having said that, there is something icky about him. Like he’s an over the top neurotic OCD neat freak or something. I can’t put my finger on it.
All I know is…I like men to be SUPER MANLY…and this guy is sooooooooo not 🙁
It’s like 2 drama nerds who got married. She probably went extreme the other way to nerdy and safe with this guy after that squave ex con boyfriend.
True…the only “danger” in this relationship is him raiding her side of the closet from time to time.
All I can think of is all the nasty stuff that skirt is dragging around in…
He’s not hipster, he’s just sloppy, hoping to pass off as hipster.
I vote preggers.
I have never been one for gossip conspiracy theories, but I’ve always thought she married Adam as a revenge-jealousy gesture to Christian Bale.
because christian bale will cry himself to sleep when he sees this guy?
I can’t stand Anne Hathaway, so I don’t think she could marry (or date) any other man, but “a man who wore white skinny jeans, a worn white hipster t-shirt and mangy-looking Chucks”.
I can’t stand her haircut. yuck! She doesn’t have the face shape for it, imo.
In-between roles she street sweeps? WTH?
Can’t he afford a new tee-shirt that doesn’t have a ripped collar? The only thing more annoying than hipsters are faux hipsters. No, just NO!
Nothing to see here, folks. Just a famewhore and her stylist out for a pap stroll.
LOL he looks like a rockstar parody – Johnny Borrell of Razorlight
I think it’s hilarious that his tee has a perfectly ripped hole at the top, haha.
Also, my biscuit closes for business when I see him as we’ll. it makes me appreciate my husbands manly physique even more! … I’m gonna go call my husband now in fact …. 😉
I can’t hate these two because he looks exactly like William Shakespeare and her name is Anne Hathaway. They’re like the ultimate theater nerd couple. I love them.
Skirts! I was hoping some commenters were going to tell you were to find skirts.
I can’t find everyday sundresses made in a decent material nor can I find summer skirts that I like. everything I find is to fitted or too flowing. WHY are all the skirts and dresses Rachel Zoe length?
WTF happened to the wrap dress. Where are they hiding?
@Lem: We are thinkin alike today, on all accounts 🙂
I totally love wrap dresses & still wear ones I’ve had for many years, b/c as you said, they are nowhere to be found.
I’m 5’9, so maxi dresses & skirts are a great length for me but I can totally see how they are just toooo long for many women.
You know what I have a hard time finding? Summer dresses that don’t have an empire waist. I’d like a summerdress or maxidress that hits at my natural waist. Empire waistlines look like a maternity dress on me as I’m quite busty, so the fabric billows out under my chest.
My hourglass figure looks best in something that narrows at the waist. Any tips?
Regarding skirts & dresses: my mom recently turned me on to Eddie Bauer for cute summer stuff that is appropriate for work. Modest clothing (some might find matronly I suppose, depending on age) but cute summer skirts & dresses. Worth a peek at their website.
I don’t hate a maxi dress but we don’t need that many versions!
While theoretically I’m built to pull off an empire waist they look like maternity wear on everyone. look at chupacabra, ffs. I tend to add a cropped sweater or wrapped summer scarf to hide the high waist line. Or I’ll tuck the top down to wear as a skirt 😉 You are right, busty babes look bigger than they are from that gathering fabric.
I found awesome Cynthia Rowley dresses with a natural waistline this year. In both cocktail length and bohemian length. The best part are the fabrics. With everyone looking to save a buck the fabrics have just gotten a horrible. Cheap. Stiff. Itchy. Cheap.
I’d kill for some flip top jersey skirts!!!
*v THANKS MISS M
Wrap dresses: Banana Republic and Hugo Boss Black have had some great ones this summer.
Long skirts: Nordstrom, Boden and Athleta all have great options.
I LOVE Athleta!
I wanna get one of everything 😉
Nope. I would not, could not, be attracted to a dude looking like that. I prefer my men to be more manly looking and preferably wear a bigger size than I do. (Although, for a long time, the love of my life was a skinny little dude. But he still didn’t dress like that.)
I am digging the guy in the mustard jeans/aubergine t-shirt who is alternately checking out his package and feeling himself up. He looks like fun.
I don’t understand why skinny jeans are still a thing. Especially on men. It’s just not natural for a man to wear those!
There’s a blind item out there saying these two haven’t been intimate. She just wanted to be ‘off the market’ so I doubt she’s pregnant.
I doubt she’s pregnant. All this shows is she can’t dress herself. Without her stylist she has zero fashion sense. Which cracks me up because isn’t she supposed to be a Valentino girl? I’m not saying that she has to be dressed to the nines at all times but even people who have style can do casual and still look awesome.
Ew to the pair of em’.
That. Is. All.
Oh yes and his pants are awful as shit and I want to know where the hell he’s hiding his package cause I don’t see nothing even resembling a bump in that area 😉
I really hate seeing women on the street wearing skirts that are dragging along the sidewalk. To me that is beyond disgusting. Take it to a tailor for God’s sake.
wow. hard up for news, eh? making fun of someone for being slim and wearing white jeans…yea what a ZINGER you got on him. He looks slim and fit…how awful. oh, and it’s just jeans and a t-shirt. would you feel better if the jeans were black or blue? I feel like you would make fun of me everyday for wearing something I feel comfortable in. Male or female it’s just jeans and a t-shirt for effs sake.
I think she just needs to poop and/or fart.