Anna courtroom drama rivals OJ; How long until Stern commits suicide?

The judge in the Anna Nicole Smith case, Larry Seidlin, seems to be getting all caught up in the drama in his courtroom. It’s probably the most interesting thing that’s ever happened at his job. He first took a liking to Howard K Stern, making sure he had two different private jets on standby to whisk him back to the Bahamas, and telling him he liked having him around.

It seems like he’s not that biased after all and just likes interesting witnesses, because he’s all up Larry Birkhead’s ass and praised his testimony yesterday.

Stern also seems to have gotten on the Judge Seidlin’s bad side with wishy-washy testimony about Anna’s drug use. The judge asked Howard about Anna’s drug use. Howard said that Anna was on prescription medication and that Anna’s baby-talking in the clown face video was “just the way she talked” and that “at times she was more impaired than that,” which seems to have really pissed off Seidlin.

Birkhead said in his testimony that Howard went to the Bahamas with a duffel bag full of drugs for Anna that he gave her in the hospital before she gave birth when she was several month’s pregnant. He also said that Howard told him that businessman Ben Thompson, who has since revealed that a vasectomy makes him incapable of having children, was Dannielynn’s real father.

Birkhead said Anna filled out a baby book while she was in the hospital that lists him – Larry Birkhead – as Dannielynn’s dad.

Meanwhile Stern has denied that he sent that fax of Anna’s will dated just five days before she died. He told the angry judge that it must have been a mistake or something and that he knows nothing about it.

And incredibly there’s some kind of fake check writing scam that one of Anna’s companies is being investigated for in the Bahamas. Chances are Howard K Stern is behind it, although he denies knowing about that too. He told the judge that Anna paid for everything, that he basically has no other clients, and that he’s now living off borrowed money from his parents and whatever he made from Entertainment Tonight.

If Anna does get that 1/2 billion she was fighting for from her dead husband’s estate, Stern will receive 6% as her lawyer, though.

Stern is still being investigated for his role in Daniel’s death and I bet he’s trying to hide his involvement in that check forgery case. He had to make money somehow. It’s also going to come out soon that he’s not Dannielynn’s father.

The guy is going to break soon. I don’t know if I think he killed Anna, but he doesn’t seem that stable and I doubt he can hold it together much longer.

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  1. Kristin says:

    You make it sound like Stern had a duffel bag of drugs for ANS while she was in the hospital giving birth, and that’s not true, the duffel bag he had was back in May when ANS went into the hospital to try and get weened off drugs.

  2. Viv says:

    Who the hell carries around a duffel bag full of drugs? Mine is full of gym socks for crap’s sake.

  3. nana says:

    Did they show the Clown video at the hearing?

  4. celebitchy says:

    Nana yes they did show the clown video, or at least the judge had seen it because he asked Howard about it. Kirstin I misunderstood that part about the duffel bag and have corrected it.

  5. Toubrouk says:

    Looks like the trainwreck is not over until we saw the caboose flying into the airs…

  6. James Brown says:

    Good riddance to the lot of them. Idiots.

  7. blank says:

    c/b …when howard first got involved with anna aeons ago, he was cute. i think that a major part of his own destruction is his having been swallowed up by Annas cooter.

    Anna was not a five year old girl. She was a conniving, calculating, manipulative, sneaky cunt.

  8. blank says:

    sorry

  9. blank says:

    Vicky Lynn aka Anna Nicole Smith aka Michelle whatever used that probability of her inheriting half a billion dollars to hook a lot of people into her schemes.

    she is a con artist par excellence.

  10. Poor Boopie says:

    Could we only hope that Stern will commit suicide?

    I’d personally buy him a “10-cent solution” if I thought he would really use it.

  11. aneurysm says:

    i feel for howard. i hope he pulls out of this ok. maybe he’ll meet someone nice & settle down to counter-balance all of the dysfunction from the past decade of his life.

  12. gg says:

    … after he gets out of JAIL for aiding and abetting the writing of false checks, abuse of his lawyer status for his own nefarious gain, tax fraud, drug trafficking by accepting FedExes for prescriptions made out to a nonexistent person, abuse of an unborn child by enabling the mother with hard narcotics, lying to the Court, etc., etc., etc., ad nauseam.

  13. FArrah says:

    Howard k Stern is a wonderful man who dose NOT deserve such harsh accusations.I will pray for him and his family.He followed Anna around all the time becuse he LOVED her.He was and still is devoted to her.

  14. Jen says:

    Farah is right That man was so blinded by rose coloured glasses ,that he would do anything that she wanted him to ,and Anna really knew how to manipulate him,its truly obvious.

  15. sandy says:

    i think everyone is being unfair to anna and howard u know we arent all perfect its truly sad

  16. Poor Boopie says:

    Bullshit! The man is an opportunist and he is inching ever closer to controlling the baby girl and Marshal’s fortune (which Danielyne will inherit if they win in court). He’s pond scum and will always be pond scum.

  17. gg says:

    He is responsible, as are we all, for his own actions.