Christina Aguilera might be pregnant
Yes – There might just be a Genie in the bottle … she got rubbed the right way

All the more likely that he high note hitting, nekkid on the Lord’s day Mousketeer might be preggers. It’s all the more likely because her spokesmonster not only denied it, but denies she was even in the place where it was allegedly overheard. Total Denial seems to be the PR flack code for – soon to be announced as totally true in a movie theater near you. Let’s rewind:

Despite her publicist’s claims to the contrary, rumours are abounding that Christina Aguilera is pregnant for the first time.

The Dirrty pop singer was allegedly seen buying £1500 worth of baby accessories with her husband Jordan Bratman at Hollywood store Bellini.

Via Kiddicare News

All that baby bunting – if she ain’t pregnant someone sent the savviest Baby Shower invite this year … maybe some lucky baby is getting a Sunday nudist godmother with a talent for in Crunking in leather chaps. Kids today get all the breaks.

Her shopping spree was said to include “a dozen Petit Bateau onesies, several little Giraffe blankets, a polka dot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller”.

“They seemed really excited,” commented a store attendant, who says she spoke to Aguilera personally.

“She was talking to another customer and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they’d have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby.”

It is of course possible that another overly made up, overly bleached, petite blonde was shopping in Hollywood that day. If it wasnt for the denial you’d almost believe that’s the explanation.

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