– A weak weeping judge passed the buck in the Anna Nicole Smith case, saying the lawyer guardian of Dannielynn, some guy we’ve never heard of, will get to decide where she’s buried [I’m Not Obsessed] and of course that guy said she’s to be buried in the Bahamas next to her son. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Live blogging the Anna Nicole verdict [Evil Beet]
– Britney mad! Britney smash! [The Blemish]
– Say goodbye to The O.C., bitch! [Best Week Ever]
– Christina Aguilera is not pregnant [PopSugar]
– No one wants to smell like Britney Spears [yeeeah]
– Diddy’s baby momma says it’s not true that she wants more than 19k a month child support [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Kim Kardashian sues Vivid over that sex tape with her ex [CelebWarship]
– Lindsay Lohan missed a memorial service for Robert Altman to go drinking with Steve O. from Jackass [IDLYITW]
– Tyra Banks grabs Katharine McPhee’s boobs [Popoholic]
– Hilary Swank at a “Freedom Writers” photocall in Berlin [ICYDK]
– Prince Harry is going to fight in Iraq [Socialite’s Life]
– The Bastardly lady of the day is garnering rare praise for her wit and beauty, but she does overpluck her eyebrows [Bastardly]
– Christina Ricci walked around naked on the set of Black Snake Moan [CelebNewsWire]
– Janet Jackson’s wonky boobs [Egotastic]
– Does American Idol suck this season? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Anna Nicole Smith’s mom’s lawyer collapsed in court from diabetic shock [Mollygood]
– Gisele and Tom Brady in Paris [Gabsmash]
– Studio 60 is really cancelled for good unfortunately, and there are two new alien-based shows to soon grace your television sets [Pajiba]
– Orlando Bloom had environmentally-friendly additions put on his home [ecorazzi]
Go Orlando!
Can they bury the judge with Anna? What an ass. Crying over a dead junky, stripper, whore. Someone should send that baby girl to China. She’d be better off drowned.
I couldn’t tell if there were tears on the judge’s face when he boo-hooed…anybody see any? HKS cries without tears btw.
Hollywood has never and probably could never put on a bigger show than the one seen in the courtroom. I hate myself for being so drawn in and watching it so much.
Supposedly the judge is quite a character and wants to get his own telly show like Judge Joe Brown and Judge Judy so he hammed it up for the cameras. This was his big audition. pathetic. Judges are supposed to be impartial. I’m sure in his years on the bench he has seen worse stories than this and yet be started crying over some dumb junkie whore? People make me sick. So many opportunists in this world.
Maybe Howard will have her stuffed and mounted for over the fireplace.
What they really need to do is cremate ANuS ans put her in an urn so that all of her babies my three dads can take turns talking to it. it made for great tv when ANuS used to talk to the cremains of Howard i love tittie dancers Marshall in his urn above the fireplace.
chit, now that i think about it, ANuS’s cremains should go to the remaining living members of the Marshall family so that they can talk to her.
cristina can sing slutty in a bottle to commemorate it.