…consists of Tom Brady, Bridget Moynahan, Gisele Bunchen, and little unborn Baby Brady.

Tom Brady has finally publicly acknowledged the fact that ex-girlfriend of three years, Bridget Moynahan (She sure is a spicy little number isn’t she?) is going to be his baby mama.

Don Yee, agent for the three-time Super Bowl champ, said yesterday “Tom and his family are excited about the pregnancy, and want to thank everyone who has shown support, and particularly for their consideration of Tom’s privacy.”

Why do publicists always feel they need to say crap about the celebs privacy? Is the paparazzi going to say, “Hey, OMFG. We’re so not like, respecting Tom and Jizzface Gisele by following them all around Paris. Let’s back the eff off and grab some green tea and think about what we are doing in respect to humanity in general.” Get real.

Anyway that’s great that Tom Brady acknowledged this finally so we can stop speculating how he feels. It’s noted that his family is devoutly Catholic and his dad studied to be a priest, and even met the Pope II/too!

As for Jizzface, gah, I meant Gisele, she’s totally sticking by Brady on this one. Once again speculation ensues with a friend of Giselle’s commenting on the situation (as you can remember from a former post by urban DK, Tom and Bridget’s friends were mudslinging).

But no stranger to scrutiny, Gisele is supporting Brady, 29, amid the baby brouhaha. ” [Bridget ] is trying to make Gisele upset. It isn’t working. They are doing really great and they have a lot in common,” an associate of the Victoria ‘s Secret siren e – mailed us yesterday. “Gisele was never so happy, not even when she dated Leonardo Di Caprio.” The two are off to Milan next, where Brady will watch Bundchen walk the runway as a favor to her fashionable friends Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. (Gisele’s the star of D&G’s current “The One” campaign.) The couple are expected to be back in the Big Apple by Friday, where they’ll likely hole up in Bundchen’s penthouse apartment in the West Village. Said Gisele’s pal: “I bet they will get married anytime soon.”

Okay whatever. Whoever The Boston Globe is getting their quotes from is obviously a freaking idiot if they think Tom and Gisele are going to be walking down the aisle soon.

I want Bridget to get back with Tom. I mean, that baby is going to grow up and walk the catwalk and make touchdowns. Hopefully it doesn’t have Tom’s giant ass forehead. And if Tom and Gisele had babies, they’d look like storks.

And yes, that is Tom Brady’s ass… the ass that started it all. TOUCHDOWN! He must get a lot of those congratulatory gropes “good play” ass slaps. Thanks to Kyle for the sports jargon translation.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Here are Tom and Gisele in Paris. Pictures from Gabsmash.