We don’t have access to the photos of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in Mexico – you can see them here. Take a good long look. Jennifer wants you to look. She wants you to see her bikini body and she wants you to see the prominently placed SmartWater. Jennifer Aniston always hydrates her love with SmartWater. SmartWater. SmartWater. Love. Justin Theroux. SmartWater. I basically summed up this E! News story about JustJen’s undying love (of SmartWater).
The heat is on for Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux. The engaged duo have hightailed it to Los Cabos, Mexico, for a sizzling summer getaway, and, a source tells E! News, it looks like the handsome couple are taking full advantage of the vacay’s luxe offerings and romantic vibe.
Not to mention enjoying the company of their travel buddies: Aniston and Theroux are joined on the trip by pal Jason Bateman (who costarred with Aniston in Horrible Bosses) and his wife, Amanda Anka.We’re told that the two couples have rented an oceanfront home on the beach near San Jose Del Cabo, where they kicked back and soaked up the summer sun.
“Jennifer and Justin were lying on chaise lounges next to each other and then went swimming together. They were kissing passionately and seemed very much in love,” our source says.
“When Jennifer wanted to get out of the water, Justin went and got a towel for her and then held it up for her and wrapped her up,” the eyewitnesses said. “He was doting on her and very chivalrous. They were never far from each other and clearly wanted to spend all of their time together.”
At one point, “Jen and Justin swam to the edge of the pool and talked to Amanda and Jason, who were sitting on chairs,” our source adds, noting that “Jennifer spent all day tanning by the pool with Justin, Jason and Amanda.”
“Jennifer was sipping on SmartWater and listening to music,” we’re told. “The group had lots to talk about and seemed very relaxed together. Jason and Justin were talking while Jen and Amanda were laughing together. They had a butler coming by and serving drinks. [Jennifer] also had a drink with a lime in it.”
The trip also allowed Aniston to break out her fave bikini: The 44-year-old actress was spotted flaunting her enviable figure in a red top and sarong.
And if the breezy ensemble looked familiar, that’s because the getup is turning out to be Aniston’s go-to poolside look: She was spotted wearing the same number during her trip with Theroux, 42, to Mexico last December…which also happened to be in Cabo San Lucas.
Sipping SmartWater in-between sexy makeouts with Justin. She rubbed Aveeno lotion on his body, tossing back her Living Proof-maintained mane. “More SmartWater?” she asked seductively. Justin stared down at his motorcycle boots, thinking about how hot his feet felt. “How long do we have to do this?” Justin whimpered. Jennifer cut her eyes at him. “Shut your douche face, mama needs a new vineyard,” she replied.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Give the girl/old woman credit: she works hard for her money.
Still, I don’t care who is schilling smart water, am I the only one who thinks it tastes like crap. Like I know it’s water, but it is the only water that has a distinct crap taste to me. Like it tastes flat, and I know that’s a weird thing to say about water because how can water taste flat but it does. Don’t know how else to explain it but it just tastes tepid and flat.
You’re right! I tried it once and didn’t like it which was so weird to me. Never bought a bottle since.
I don’t like how smart water taste either.
And all of those plastic bottles are a burden on the environment. But then she doesn’t really give off a philanthropic vibe.
Viva Cabo!
The process that the water goes through to become smartwater makes it taste funny. Or at least that’s my opinion. Poland springs is still my favorite if I must have bottled water, but charcoal filter jugs of water poured into my nalgene is the best.
Since smartwater is basically distilled water with salts added back into it I’m betting the pipes used to condense the steam back into liquid form give it that bad taste.
The electrolytes in Smart Water are just too much for me. Never have I felt as thirsty as the week I tried to see what all the fuss was about.
Totally agree. That’s a proper endorsement.
“Shut your douche face, mama needs a new vineyard,”
That was epic!
IKR…..lol spot on.
That was perfection! This whole article reeks of an EL James novel.
I don’t think her SmartWater campaign is worse than Angelina Jolie’s LV bags ad in Cambodia. Because 10,000 $$$ bag in Cambodia in the middle of the jungle makes totally sense. Business is business I don’t see the reason to drag her because of it.
wow, mimi, you’re a brave soul! I didn’t want to go there, but since you did…
yeah, I don’t see how this is different from any other celeb that is photographed with their endorsed product in their hands or on their body.
whether it’s Charlize Theron wearing Dior, Travolta wearing a Breitling watch, or Jolie carrying a LV bag, it’s just a celeb earning their endorsement money.
as someone mentioned in another thread on this topic, I prefer to see that a celeb actually USES the product that they endorse. like Brittney Spears endorsing Pepsi and then being photographed drinking a Coke or the laughable idea that Beyonce really uses Feria (to dye her wigs?)…
That’s exactly right!
There’s a big difference between Angelina and Jeniffer. Angelina donates most or all the profit.
I certainly don’t believe that Jennifer has to donate her legitimately earned money by any means. Stars can endorse. More power to them.
That doesn’t mean that I can’t find these particular photos of Aniston/Theroux and Smartwater entirely too staged and fake looking, to the point of amusing. I can also think, as I do, that water bottles are a blight on this planet. She’s 10 years behind the curve on this one.
There is a huge difference. One is philanthropic and one lives for herself. I’ll let you figure it out.
And why did you bring Angelina into this post? So silly.
HN
I believe AJ donates about 33-45% of her income straight to charities. And by that I mean straight the specific charity. Not through solicitation firms that take a cut or businesses that pays more to it’s boards than give to a cause like other “charities”. Brad has been doing the same. Any side business she has like the jewelry designed by AJ donates a large majority if not all their profits (minus overhead) to charity.
Aniston is about enjoying her life an making more money. That’s fine. She’s not projecting an image that she’s all about helping others or the planet.
The difference is already stated here by posters above. It’s what they eventually do with the money they earn.
Serously funny stuff!
Why does that kiss in the hot tub look so awkward? Something odd is going on with that relationship. I wonder if smart water can pay Justin to finally marry her LOL!
Because it looks like he’s kissing her and she’s barely tolerating it, pulling away and stiff as a board.
But it’s just a picture, and it’s nothing new, and despite their media blitz of togetherness they don’t really strike me as a couple in love. But what do any of us know?
I would like a simple answer to a simple question? Why are these people always on vacation? Tell me what she works so hard on? All these people have million dollar homes on the ocean, and they travel to Mexico to “soak up the sun”?
I am completely with you on this one. Justin and Jennifer – they dont look like a couple in love. Jennifer looked in love when she was with John Mayer but with Justin – well I think the fact that he is her paid gigolo kinds shows off on their chemistry…
Does your every smooch look hot and erotic to outside viewers? Most candid pics are awkward, as no one is posing. Its just assinine to say their kiss looks awkward.
I find that most people’s posed pictures look awkward, and the candid photos are the real person showing through. If candids are awkward it’s usually because the person feels that way about the other person they are with.
More visual pictures on Daily Mail web-site people are making similar comments, how Aniston and Brad Pitt smiled more and looked happy, and the kiss between she and Justin looks strained. But you make your bed and have to lie in it.
The smart water placement in that narrative is hilarious. It’s like they wrote it. The whole thing sounds a little too “romance novel” to me.
Those kisses in the pool didn’t look hot at all and the placement of the water is too obvious. Why wouldn’t it be placed on the table?
Jen is smart and plays her fans well.
while obvious, the water is placed on a table. it’s the table next to the lounges.
I know after I had a better look.
Smart woman. Go on Jen!!
Quite. If you’re going to be papped anyway, might as well exploit it to get a few more dollars in the bank.
You mean, if your PR team is going to make sure you get papped…
I guess she’s smart enough to know that if SmartWater is sponsoring their trip it would be really dumb of her to have a bottle of Voss Water displayed don’t you think.
Plus what a good way to try to convince people that she actually use the products she’s been paid to endorse.
She’s never caught with another water bottle in her hand. Never fiji or poland. Always smartwater. Rarely is she caught even using a plain glass or refillable bottle without a smartwater label. So I think the world is well aware she has stock in smart water. Still though. Of course she is displaying it, but she would do that when she’s paying for her own vacation too.
She had Fiji bottles at a party at a former home and/or at a party at CCox. I recall an article stating it. There were more people, her godesses around.
Edit. I found a pic.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/158/jjpa7.jpg/
I don’t get what’s smart about this. It’s totally orchestrated and not cool.
Agree it’s stupid and desperate. She needs to retire and quit making dumb movies.
Does douche face take care of her recycling as well? Cuz she must have a helluva plastic bin happening.
Speaking of douche face, Jen looks like an older version of Amanda Bynes in the last pic with the wig.
When looking at all the vacation pictures I did notice that she had a Smartwater bottle in every shot, I guess that’s what they pay her for, it’s better than some of these celebrities that endorse items and then do not use the products. I just can’t get over Justin’s hipster clothing, he’s grown man, everything does not have to be skinny and I hate the skinny swim trucks that are exposing his hip bones and pubes…gross. But on a side note, the dude is ripped, it still doesn’t make up for the douche vibes I get from him.
ITA. Not gonna shade her for promoting what she has been paying for. With that said, I also agree with people who said that their kiss seems ackward.
She should just wear bikinis on the red carpet. She looks better in them and she has them in bright, pretty colors.
I agree, but Jen does look great in a LBD. I’m half greek too and even with fair skin darker tones bring out my darker features. Black and deep tones are very flattering with those features.
hmmm where are all the environmentalist that get so crazy about carbon foot prints and plastic. Funny how they are so silent when JA travels by private plane or has a water bottle in her hand daily pretty much. OH wait.. I forgot those rants are for a select few.
The kissing pics look awkward because she and JT are not sexy together. You just don’t feel the chemistry. They are probably a perfect match.
That kiss reminds me of that Al and Tipper Gore kiss a few years ago,forced and ackward.The pool kiss of her with Mayer looked more natural .
Don’t forget Leo DiCaprio was going to take a year off and JET around the world – to help stop global warming!Hollywood is a vast wasteland of hypocrisy. They support political issues in which people like you and me are taxed into poverty, yet they continue to live an opulent lifestyle, and use lawyers, accountants, and tax loopholes to avoid the very thing they expect of the masses.
Exactly. It’s the classic “do as I say not as I do” mentality. They love to tell us what we should do without as they continue to live lavish lifestyles in total hypocrisy.
When did he say that? All I remember was that there was a tabloid report saying he was going to take some time off…although I don’t remember if it mentioned saving the world or whatever.
+1.
I’m an environmentalist. And please, I am well aware that there are bigger problems in the world than Jennifer Aniston’s private jet and plastic bottles. If we could get EVERYONE to stop using disposable plastic bottles, that would be nice, but there are even bigger problems than that. Newspapers, for instance, though those seem to be disappearing because of the internet, which is good. Then there’s overpopulation, which is the big one. Cars. Oil rigs.
Do people show up and rant about other celebrities and plastic bottles and private jets?
Because they rant at us -‘conserve water, don’t drive when you can take public transportation, lookout, greenhouse gases’ – while they continue to live wasteful, profligate lives, and practice none of what they preach to the “little people.”
Does Jennifer Aniston do any of that, though? I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk about anything of any importance whatsoever.
For a couple reasons — most travel much more extensively than average, and thus use more resources. They are also visible, and folks notice things like those hideous plastic bottles. And of course they are insatiable consumers. How many square feet does she possess, for example, and how many resources are used to maintain her properties?
It’s off topic, but how do people know JA travels by private jet?
Google “Jennifer Aniston Private Jet”. The first 3 pages are filled with articles from different dates on Aniston hoping on Clooney’s jet, to Chartering jets, to traveling to vacation locals or movie premieres by private jets. I found a few articles that said she use to travel commercial, but nothing to support that within the past few years.
Like I said above. She’s not projecting herself to care about causes or the environment or people so there’s no issue here. Clooney on the other hand…
I’m not sure who those “select few” celebs are, but I think Aniston gets plenty of heat for not lending an ounce of her spotlight to important causes. She’s done stuff for St. Judes, but that’s all that comes to mind, and yes, the SmartWater endorsement just re-enforces her vapidity in my mind. Bottled water takes such a devastating toll on the environment that I catch myself judging *co-workers* for buying it on breaks. I just don’t think comments on a celeb gossip site are going to change anything, and environmental concerns are NEVER going to change the dollar signs in Jennifer’s (or CPG executives’) eyes, so you can count me as one of those silent environmentalists who usually skips commenting on stories like this.
I think you are confused on the “private plane” issue, sweetie…. JA very seldom, and I do mean SELDOM, if ever, travels via private plane. She does not have 6 kids to haul around. So, you might want to re-think that carbon footprint you seem to think she is leaving. The JP’s travel by private plane, with or without their little league team on private planes 98% of the time! Now, let’s talk about THAT carbon footprint.
Yes I’m sure you are the first to whine about the JPs and their travel. They do travel by plane. and Brad and Angie have both said they buy carbon credits.
YOU made my point and it didn’t take long. THE JPs travel commercially a lot. They do travel by plane with their children for pleasure and WORK like all celebs do. The difference is they take their children with them. So I guess they are getting ragged on by you for that.
MY point about Jennifer was that if this was Brad/Angie there would be comments about them traveling and leaving carbon footprints.. etc.. just like people bitch about them taking their children to McDonalds or letting them drink soda.
I don’t giver a Crap about how Aniston travels or when. MY point was the same people talking about how great her life is that she can go to Cabo she she wants are the same ones that bitch if it is another celeb.. or “a select few:
NOW you can rethink your comment.. because you completely missed the real POINT
What is the purpose of bringing in other people to a thread on JA, “sweetie”?
And if you are going with that carbon footprint argument, exactly how many square feet are needed for two childless people?
I’m sure you know the answer since you oddly seem to know everything about JA’s travelling habits.
Hey Holt, since you’re such a champion of Jen, can you give us an update on her water nutrition campaign. Is it still going on and can you give us deets on it?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20234258,00.html
You’re positively obsessed with the JPs. :/
As far as I’m aware Jennifer’s never proclaimed herself an strident environmentalist, been the face of any environmental campaigns etc. Some celebrities have, and most of them don’t practice what they preach, so they rightly get called out for it.
Bottled water is a waste. We don’t need bottled water, but then we also don’t need soda, or junk food, or really any food or drink products that are processed and packaged. Bottles of coke or gatorade and plastic Starbucks cups are just as much of a waste as a plastic water bottle, so if you regularly drink anything other than tap water (tea and coffee are processed to high heaven) or milk from your own animal, you don’t have a leg to stand on.
Don’t they always stay at that place Joe Francis has? Everytime I remember that, I think it just says so much about the people who associate with him. And then I get sad that people like John Krasinski, Emily Blunt and Jason Bateman actually like that guy. Jennifer Aniston I expect to be an epic PITA. But not those other people, lol!
For someone everyone professes to despise, that Joe Francis sure has a lot of unexpected friends.
That always bother me when people I like associate with people like him or Terry Richardson. Also about Joe Francis, Jennifer Aniston got Brad some Girls Gone Wild tapes for his birthday back when they were married. Just uck.
I was just going to post the same question! He’s such an epic sleaze, but no one says ‘boo’ about all these famous, respected people hanging out at his Cabo house. Though I would assume that they rent the house, rather than actually stay and hang out with Francis. Which gives money to that black hole of a person.
It’s all about money in Hollywood. And what can one expect of a place in which the most powerful, respected people defend Roman Polanski and don’t pay for it in the slightest?
Bingo on the defense for Roman Polanski.
Goodness knows how many Jen Aniston pics i’ve looked at over the years, but this time the thing that stuck out glaringly, that I had never noticed before, is that she has no neck.
That’s all I see now.
I’ve always thought her head was wierdly out of proportion to her body, but I also though it was all that hair.
Seriously, it’s because she has a tiny short neck.
Great LAK. This is going to be just like Wiglet Watch. It can’t be unseen!
if her hair is off she looks so damn homely!!!!
I gotta admire her hustle, but without her mane, that girl is nothing.
I wonder if she has it insured?
Do you wonder if Jason and his wife sit around giggling at watching the constant variety of pap shiots of Jx2? I mean, you go Jason- free trip to Cabo w/ no cabana duties!
I hate to burst your bubble, being a Jason Bateman fan too but the reality is people should be bashing him as much as Jennifer and Justin, he’s also there enjoying all that is free.
More tanning! Her poor skin – thank goodness for photoshop!
I don’t really know her history, but has she brought other boyfriends here? And wouldn’t that make you feel like nothing special you were brought to the same spot as everyone else?
Hmmm…it’s kinda like Clooney always bringing his girlfriend to Lake Como, if you think about it. 🙂
But he actually owns the home, so I think that’s a bit different. And let’s face it, everything Clooney does with his revolving door girlfriends is kinda icky.
Lol. Can’t argue with the icky part.
She has bought every single of her boyfriends to this place – from Tate Donovan, Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn, Gerard Butler, John Mayer and now Justin.
It’s easier that way, Maya. Now when Justin, or whomever is next after him, says remember that special time… Where were we again? She can always answer Mexico! And she’ll be right!
No :-P. I’ve brought my boyfriends to the same places because I like those places, and I’ve been brought places they took other girlfriends too and didn’t care a bit. I wasn’t going to give up going places I liked just because I switched dudes, and no one has ever had a problem with it.
Yeah, I see your point, but this is supposed to be THE one – just seems like they would like to have something just for themselves.
She’s so boring. Laying out all day in her bikini with Smartwater and booze by her side in Mexico. Why doesn’t she mix it up?
Because she’s boring.
Lol every JA post is a bunch of jealous hens clucking. She is and forever will be A list, bitch all you want. Hahaha and so ridiculous that all you can cluck about is the water bottle placement omg
We are sorry, Jen is the most talented,most beautiful,sexiest middle age woman in Hollywood.She is more beautiful than Halle,more talented than Cate,sexier than Charlize.How can we not be jealous,she is perfection.Like I said the kiss looks like Tipper and Al Gore at Democratic Convention.
Perfect comparison to Al and Tipper. Completely awkward looking.
LMAO.
Newsflash, she would be B-List if not for her divorce from B.Pitt. Her fans are deluded if they really think she is true A-List.
No one is jealous of her. Of her millions, yes. But other than that, she has a very dull life considering everything she could be doing.
Are we to be jealous of her many , many failed relationships, her insecurity that she hides her chin behind scarves and knows every tabloid story about herself, plain face, boring life, zero personality, and a man with her to get more famous??????
The whole jealousy/haters thing is not an argument. Stick up for your girl, but an actual persuasive argument would be much more effective – your position that everyone is just jealous is way too overused.
+1
I think what you mean to say is all you Manniston fans are JENN HENS clucking about how great she is. She’s not.
I hate those green pants!!!
I used to be Team jen but she is just pathetic. The only movies she does now are mediocre comedies. Those kissing pics are gross and awkward.
Welcome to the dark side—–we have tattoo guns.
She goes on about how she would love to travel to Africa or India and yet here she is in Mexico once again! She has the money and time to travel anywhere and goes to a boring resort again and again.
I think tanning would get awful boring after a few days.
Doesn’t this sound like the most boring fan fic ever? The other day, my SO said he got a cold job offer to be a Lifestyle Image Marketer… Which sounded a lot like marketing a personality to those without one. Jen’s personality seems straight out of the dollar bin.
“Jennifer also had a drink with lime in it.”
Most. Boring. Ever.
Exactly. And the butler brought it. Did richie rich and his love interest Gloria drop in with their hovercraft?
Her hair always looks so terrible. Dry and dirty.
What is the big deal? Is she supposed to cover everything she uses so the brand is not visible? Just because paps know no boundaries and photograph at will? Stupid. She likes the water, she endorses it and she actually drinks it in real life. Not like celebrities who hawk home hair dye when you know they’re not dying their hair in the bathroom sink.
I saw the pictures in Mexico, and they’re not high quality, quite blurred. Hadn’t it been mentioned by Lainey, I wouldn’t have known it’s Smartwater. I also don’t quite understand why she’s criticized for bringing the product she’s paid to advertise everywhere. I suppose she gets tons of Smartwater supplies, so why should she pay for other brand?
It was Brad Pitt who introduced her to Cabo, he filmed Troy there. Since then it became her most fave place and brought all her Ex BFs and the now BF there. Sadly, Brad never returned there with her after their first trip and so with her other men after Brad, Vince, John, Gerard Butler. I think this is second time for Theroux so maybe there is hope for her and the fact that he is poor, maybe he will stick around for a while if only he can vacay all the time in cabo with all expenses paid for by Aniston.
the fact that he is poor
I wish I were as poor as Justin Theroux. He’s a multi-millionaire.
Yes, he is thanks to Jen and the pr hookup.
He was a successful actor and writer before he met Jennifer. He’s worked very consistently for well over a decade and his screenwriting really took off a few years before Jennifer. He’s worked with David Lynch twice, had strong roles in Six Feet Under and John Adams and a ton of guest roles in big TV shows over the years and lead roles in indie-ish comedies. He co-wrote Tropic Thunder, wrote Iron Man 2 and wrote and is set to direct Zoolander 2.
He already had connections in Hollywood, more than you’d think given his name recognition, in fact many of the celebs he and Jennifer hang out with now are actually his old friends, not hers. She has more money than him, but he certainly wasn’t poor and struggling, and if he carries on having success with the writing he may out-earn her pretty soon.
This woman gets more coverage than my maxipads.
p.s.
Jen: Justin, do I still beautiful in this wig?
Justin: Of course, dear, you always look beautiful.
Jen: Should I wear it on my next appearance on “Ellen”?
Justin: Sure.
Jen: I think I’ll call Chelsea to make sure….
“Aniston and Theroux vacation in Mexico! Sponsored by Smart Water.”
She’s pathetic. Just go away.
Such an exciting life she leads, so full of purpose and meaning. How amazing it must be to go from the beach in CA to the beach in Cabo and lie in the sun and drink all day.
I’m sure it just makes her life complete.
Jennifer Aniston LOOKS GREAT! You go gal!
Such a plain Jane and a dork! LOL Gawd, go away already.