Here are some photos of Justin Bieber on 8/16 at the Fort Lauderdale airport. The Spitter was getting up close and personal with some fans while security made a point of going through all of Bieber’s luggage — probably because his tour buses keep getting busted for pot. That poor baby is so not a Belieber, right? Unlike Anne Frank.
Fortunately, today’s Bieber story has nothing to do with tantrums, nightclub brawls, new tattoos, or abandoned pet monkeys. Instead, we’re seeing the purely delusional side of Bieber. This facet of his identity makes total sense considering that he’s got a great portion of the world kissing his ass. Bieber has told InTouch that he feels like he’s totally ready for marriage and children at age 19. Bitch, please:
Justin Bieber may be making headlines for all the wrong reasons lately — but in an exclusive interview with In Touch, the 19-year-old singer reveals he has a soft side beneath the rowdy reputation.
“I can’t wait to have a beautiful wife and little kids running around,” Justin gushes in the new issue of In Touch, on stands now. And though he dreams of settling down and being a dad, he can’t be sure as to when. “Those things are in God’s hands, not mine.”
Since the end of Justin’s on-off relationship with Selena Gomez, his love life has been intensively scrutinized. But the teen heartthrob admits that underneath it all, he is indeed a romantic. “I’m not going to lie. It’s fun to be young, fall in love and be in love,” he tells In Touch. “My mom taught me how to treat a woman right, so I enjoy taking a girl out and doing nice things for her. Everyone deserves to feel like they are the most special person in the world.”
And despite his recent headlines of nightclub brawls and embarrassing videos, Justin continues to release record-breaking albums. “Sometimes I think people get distracted … and forget that I’m here to create music,” the singer tells In Touch. “I put everything I have into my music, and I wish people would focus more on that.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
I can sort of see where Justin thinks it might be easy to raise children since he does have a few younger siblings that he can play with and send them back to Mommy. But damn, this kid can’t even care for a pet monkey … how does he expect to maintain a family and a relationship? I bet he’s already asked Selena Gomez to marry him, and I would hope that she’d merely laugh in his bratty little face. Yet Selena can’t seem to stay away too long, so I guess until she truly moves onto another guy, there will always be that danger.
Don’t do it, Selena. Never marry a dude who brings a single, gas-station bought rose to your birthday party.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Bwahahaha…love the headline! And yeah, that’s the last thing this douche needs!
Exactly my reaction, hahaha! Such an idiot!
I was coming to comment “Bahahahaha, delusional.” Brin and the story categories took care of both of those words.
Yea I lol’d when I read the headline.
Also, is Selena secretly a girl douche…. A douchette, if you will bc I don’t see how she can be with him.
I’ve always had the feeling she “dated” him for the publicity. I would find it difficult to believe they slept together or that she genuinely loved him.
She’s totally a douchette. And didn’t she have a purity ring or something a while back?
He needs a nanny, not a wife.
He has a nanny; he’s called his bodyguard.
He grossly neglected his pet monkey and left it in a foreign country. This twit should be left with a child?
Where’s the car seat picture? It applies here.
This is where the whole Brave New World government putting birth control in the food thing would be a really good idea.
Someone needs to tell Baby Bieber that his testicles have to descend first.
Dude can’t even urinate in the proper place.
Is that why he wears diapers?
Hey, if Kim Kardashian can have a baby even after poor Mercy the cat didn’t even make it a year, who knows with this lil brat? 😛
“Never date a guy who brings a single gas station rose” – TRUTH!
He needs to stop making that face. Just… stop. Ugh.
Haha, between that face and Miley’s tongue I’m going to kill myself if it doesn’t stop! 🙂
Totally agree. Both are just plain creepy.
You forgot Blohan sticking her dirty finger in her mouth.
its that ‘Smith’s ‘kids face.yuck
This is kind of sad. I think Biebs feels like he wants a family to be loved. I feel like his own family have dropped the ball in that respect – his mother uses him to sell books for god sakes.
He does so many ridiculously jackass things, but I’m still rooting for the kid. I want him to get his shit together and mature. I root for him way more than I’ve ever rooted for Lohan.
It’s so weird I can’t but help feel sorry for this kid even though i think hes a major douchesicle. Everyone has used him. Everyone. He is so going down the path of Lohan because there just doesn’t seem to be anybody in his life he can turn too including his own mother. Plus the fact that he has a ginormous ego and is probably on drugs all the time, well it just seems like he’s going down. His fans are the worst too. Absolutely uncritical of his actions and blame everyone else for how he’s turning out.
Ugh, I know this is speculation, but he will be in trouble for domestic abuse, unless he majorly grows up prior to getting married.
I’m not surprised at all. I know a lot of teenagers who think having kids will fill the hole they feel inside and what I keep telling them is that kids aren’t there to fill you up, YOU’RE there to fill THEM up. They yes you to shut you up, but they still think that because they want a baby, they will be happy. Totally different from wanting to be a parent. Hell, there are a bunch of adults who are the same way (Katie Price and Kate Gosselin come to mind.)
He still needs his mom, not a wife. BTW, where is his mom these days? I guess as long as she’s getting the cks. to pay mortgage on the doublewide she doesn’t care.
get rid of YOUR diapers first, stupid kid.
Lol he needs to realize you shouldn’t have a child while you are still a child. I don’t see him growing up anytime soon.
So Justin wants to have a wife and kids? Really maybe he should look up the ones he already has first.
Of course given how Justin is so attached to the things he cares about, like the monkey he left in Europe and replaced with another one.
Please lets not have him procreate. I don’t think we need anymore over entitled twits.
BTW is it me or is this maybe a little damage control on Justin’s people’s part to help in counteracting all that bad publicity he has gotten lately which may have been inadvertently slowing his concert sales.
This really screams PR effort, mind you I think only the Beliebers would really buy that this kid would even think this.
I would think I am not the only skeptic who think this is more damage control and let’s get that good church boy image back to help my brand.
He would be that Dad who held the baby who pooped 20 minutes ago then acted surprised when the baby momma picks it up and is like “pew!”
Why my dear JB
Do you wrinkle your forehead constantly?
In the first pic (the one where his forehead is not creased like a wet blanket) he looks fine. Just stop with that look.
And his mom needs to step in and do some mom-ing. That kinda talk is a cry for love and affection. real talk.
that was the sirup talking.
But that 1st pic, that baby..makes me want 1, more.
That baby, man, I just want to gobble him up. Also, I thought it was an unwritten rule that the carseat photo who be in every Spitter’s post.
Right? I’m disappointed.
I eye rolled so hard at this caption I almost fell backwards
I can’t believe that other celebs even want to be seen with baby bieber douchecanoe; Wasn’t he hanging with members of the Miami Heat recently? Aren’t they embarassed, I would be.
Maybe he should start with a Barbie doll, seeing how he can’t even be bothered to care for a supposed pet monkey.
Who would the security team take out of their car seat first, baby or Bieber? How would his poor wife decide whose diaper to change first, baby or Bieber? Who would be properly toilet trained first, baby or Bieber? The list is endless.
He has years of growing up a head of him before he should even entertain the thought of having a family.
Poor delusional child… He has said for a long time he wants to be married & have a family. It was way before the douchy side came out.I think he feels he missed out on a normal childhood. His g’parents did most of the rearing, that’s why she finds him so adorable.
This is such BS – just telling his prepubescent fans what they want to hear – while stories circulate far and wide of him and his crew laying waste to groupies while on the road.
Justin…please…I beg of you. Please—do—not—breed!
He has got the worst backpfeifengesicht I have ever seen. One of these days I’m going to see a picture of the baby douche and punch my screen on reflex, I just know it.
I’m not sure how this jackass makes so much money because I RARELY hear anything by him on the radio and what I have heard seemed to go on and then right off the charts within a week.
“I can’t wait to have a wife and kids”
…so I can cheat on the wife and abandon the kids in Germany.
In the pic of the green jacket, he is so baked, his eyes look like a ferret’s.
OY VEY
If you can’t take care of a pet…you CANNOT take care of a kid. It’s out of your league- you can’t just dump them if you get bored or don’t want to deal.
Well, i guess you technically can….but it is HIGHLY ill-advised 😉
He lives in a snowglobe of stupidity! He is sooo delusional and stupid!
He can’t wait to have a wife and kids?! HAHAHA. Punk-@ss. The only thing he CAN DO is sing – I’ll give him that. The rest is totally nothing more than a spoiled child!
“I can’t wait to have a wiiiiiiiiffeeeee-whaaaaaat? For real? no way!