LeAnn Rimes doesn’t want to be pap’d, you guys! She was all “OMG DON’T TAKE MY PHOTO” melodramatic yesterday as she came out of a hair salon. These are the photos… first she held up her purse to shield her face, then I guess she gave up and just posed for the paps. Which is what she should do, since she probably called them there in the first place.
Incidentally, did you know that we are coming up on the one-year anniversary of LeAnn Rimes’ rehab-but-not-really-rehab for her Twitter/whatever disorder? I remember this because LeAnn checked into “rehab” or whatever shortly after her 30th birthday last year, and I was reminded of her coming birthday because she’s been tweeting about it, of course. The way this woman talks about her birthday, you would think that she was finally a “big girl” turning 7 years old. Here are some assorted tweets from LeAnn from the past few days, and my de-coding of those tweets:
LeAnn: “I think I’m going to start stashing silly string to spray at paparazzi who jump out and scare me. Lol #annoying”
De-coded: “It’s so annoying when the paparazzi don’t immediately come when I call. They missed the photo-op with my step-sons!”
LeAnn: “Got all the kids school stuff ready for their first day tmrw, cooked a yummy dinner & ate outside in the summer breeze.”
De-coded: “I AM THE MOTHER. I GET THEM READY FOR SCHOOL. BRANDI IS NOT THEIR MOTHER. THESE BOYS ARE MINE, MINE, MINE.”
LeAnn: “If you don’t like it, stop staring & if you don’t stop staring & still don’t like it SHUT IT! Go live a life that’s worth something other than gossip & hate. It’s out there!!!”
De-coded: “I am like Jesus Christ on the cross. No one understands the depth of my martyrdom.”
LeAnn: “I thinks it’s cute and so sweet how hard my hubby is working to make our backyard perfect for my bday party!! #herecomes31”
De-coded: “ME ME ME ME ME ME. Everything is always about me.”
LeAnn: “Hot lunch date w/ my baby! It’s my bday week, he’s giving me whatever I want. #igettochoosewhereallweek”
De-coded: “I gave Eddie my charge card and told him to buy me something nice for my birthday so I can tweet photos of my gifts. Whenever I check my credit card statements, there are always these mysterious charges at hotels and lingerie stores. Maybe he needs to go to a hotel room to think of the most perfect birthday gift ever!”
Photos courtesy of Twitter, Fame/Flynet.
Her outfit is beyond terrible. BEYOND. Also why is she having some huge party in the yard for her 31st? I just had my 30th and it was the only big shindig I’ve had for myself since 21, I’m sure I won’t have another until I’m 40. I guess that’s because I’m not self obsessed.
She’s such a child, “ooooh I get to choose where aaaaall week because I’m sooooo special right now”. Grow up.
I don’t mind the outfit, it’s her thats beyond terrible. But why is WeWe wearing a scarf in the middle of August in SoCal? It was super hot yesterday, too.
Because Brandi had the scarf first only in a different color. Can’t remember when I saw it but I’m pretty sure Brandi was photographed wearing it a while ago.
It’s her “Copy Brandi” scarf. Brandi wore a pink skull scarf first.
Anyway, whatever happened at LeAnn’s beautician appointment didn’t take.
@Pinky–Just like her “rehab” didn’t help!
Yep. Brandi has the same scarf in pink… I noticed Brandi wore a lace bikini a few weeks ago for some staged photos. Then LeAnn shows up in Mexico days later wearing the same bikini, different color, in Mexico. LeAnn is beyond creepy and needs to get a grip.
EXACTLY J.B. I was thinking the same thing…I have lighter scarves as well but I live in Las Vegas and it’s far too hot even for a light scarf. But the other posters are correct…it’s a copy of Brandi’s scarf because OF COURSE it is!
Its an Alexander McQueen chiffon silk scarf and they are worn in the summer. I have 3 of them and I wear them all year long. Its not Like its a woolly winter scarf…. Yes, other than that, the outfit is hideous.
The otufit is fine for a casual jean day. A lot better than Jennifer Garner.
I hate Leann, but I don’t get what’s wrong with the outfit, outside of her style stalking. I don’t like all the holes in her shirt, but Leann likes to show skin and it’s not hideous. Jeans are fine, sneakers are okay.
Here are side-by-side photos of both of them in the same bikini but diff colors.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2397604/LeAnn-Rimes-Brandi-Glanville-amazing-figures-nearly-identical-lacy-bikinis.html
Brandi wore hers first, then Leann a few days later.
No. US Weekly first said in an article last week or the week before that the picture of Brandi was taken recently, and she corrected this in a tweet to them. She said the pictures were made for a photo shoot for a magazine, and they were taken MONTHS ago. So it wasn’t just a few days before later that LeAnn showed up in the same bathing suit. It was months later.
Word.
Per usual, LeMann copied Brandi months after the fact, both with the blue bikini and the white/ gold bead enhanced bikini that Brandi wore in hot pink in the DailyFail pictures.
HorseAnn…proving once again that SWF’ing Brandi is a tradition, not just a spur of the moment occurrence. *ralph*
Five year olds are less excited about their birthdays.
Of course she gets to pick where she has lunch, she’s paying for it.
Not gonna hate on someone for picking their own bday lunch spot, so I’ll focus on tweeting about it like you’ve never had a birthday before.
FFS, it’s not even her birthday. Birthday WEEK?? My birthday is next week (sickeningly close to hers) and I am not running around having a special week. Leann has always done this- “It’s my birthday month! It’s my birthday week!” There was a psychologist named Dr. Ruth V. Sharon who talked about the “curse of special” and how kids whose parents fussed endlessly over how special they were/are cannot understand why everyone else doesn’t make the same fuss they got at home. One thing mentioned was a huge fuss over birthdays.
Happy Birthday Jennifer. Mine’s on Monday. Us Virgos should get together and boot her from the club.
Happy birthday, Mistress D! 🙂 I’m all for kicking her out of the universe and I don’t want to share a sign with her. Mine is Thursday. Happy, happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, Jennifer12!!
Mine was last month (Gemini), and I got a day celebration, not a week or a month.
Awww, poor us. Guess we’re just not “speshul”, like LeMann. Thank GOD for the lack of narcissism on our part!! *high five*
Lol!!!
Brandi has the same scarf…
She’s wearing Brandi’s bikini
Yep, the 1st time she was photo’d wearing that scarf, was shortly after Brandi was photo’d wearing it, same scarf, in diff color. She is definitely amping up her swf Brandi obsession lately. Hope Brandi just keeps ignoring her.
Everyone has that scarf. I live in Toronto and at least half the city has that scarf.
Just commenting on your name. It’s been driving me nuts because it sounded so familiar. Then I was watching 30 Rock the other day, and it finally clicked 🙂
And purse.
and let us not forget Crazy Leanne copied Brandi’s wedge beige shoes too. Brandi wore them first. I’ve seen lots of pics after with Leanne wearing them.
http://www.celebitchy.com/291811/brandi_glanville_plans_to_move_because_rhobh-stalkers_come_up_to_her_door/
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The decoded tweets cracked me up!
Hair down. Hair up. “Make sure to get me from the good side, boys!”
P.S. there is no good side
Especially not the inside!
I love all the snark! But that last one was a little mean…
The depth of her self absorbed behavior is mind blowing. Something totally unrelated to her somehow becomes all about her. She’s so twisted and sick. She is selfish beyond measure, that even getting the boys ready for school, she twists it into she’s suzy homemaker. What a Nutcase.
She is EXACTLY like my former ‘best friend’ who started sleeping with my husband halfway through our divorce (he was still living with me!) and of course she kept it from me, maintaining her ‘bestie’ persona all the while. Well after he moved out and I found out and dumped her from my life, she was ALWAYS on MySpace (oh lord) posting statuses like Leann. She would post about using her awesome ‘new home gym’ which I knew was just my ex’s old weightlifting equipment from his football days in high school and her grandparent’s exercise bike crammed together in her basement garage. She would also find old stuff of mine and brag about having it, and post pictures of it on Myspace! As if I cared about old CDs & clothes, or the old bastard I dumped…and I’m talking about a woman in her late 30s with 3 kids!
Ugh. I hope karma bites her and your ex in the ass HARD.
That sounds awful. I hope you find a man and a new bff worth your time!
Those tweets remind me of my cousin’s pregnant girlfriend. This girl is disgusting, nasty, and disrespectful. My family has a thing about not calling adults by their first names, you know you call them Miss, or Mr. She goes into my aunt’s house calling her by her name, even though my cousin and my aunt already told her not to.
She, ironically enough, was still married when she got pregnant by my cousin (he’s just as bad as she is), and was just on fb complaining about how many papers you had to fill out to get a divorce…she’s six months pregnant at this point.
But the real kicker is that she’s on fb cussing my aunt out, saying that she’ll never get to see the baby because my aunt won’t let her stay in her house, while my cousin leaves to join the military (she can’t afford to stay in the state by herself). This is AFTER she and my cousin brought her dogs to my aunt’s house while she and my uncle were out of town, when they weren’t supposed to.
They moved right in, the dogs chewed my aunt’s carpet, got hair all over her blankets–her washing machine was clogged with dog hair. And on top of that, almost everything that they have–microwave, mattresses, coffeemaker, bedframes, etc–came from my aunt. It’s all HER stuff.
And now this girl is on fb cussing my aunt out, cussing people out who don’t agree with her, whining about how bad she’s feeling, and so on…
She’s a broke Leann. I just hate to see how their kid’s gonna turn out.
I don’t understand people like this. So entitled… so delusional… the ex-friend I described above moved into her deceased Grandparent’s beautiful old house and proceeded to trash it — all while constantly bragging on social networks about her fabulous house (complete with granny’s gold shag carpeting and 70s furniture)that she only got because she BEGGED her parents to let her move in — she had already completely trashed her OTHER house, let her kids & cats do pretty much whatever they wanted in there… I was told they had to tear out the floor in two different rooms before it could even be put on the market. People like LeAnn are like animals with credit cards/enablers!
I hate those pants and shoes. Okay Kiddo think of something nice to say….The scarf isn’t bad.
LOL! This was the funniest Leann Rimes post ever.
+1
+1
Whenever I see a Leann post on Celebitchy it’s like opening up presents on Christmas Day. All of the ladies on this post are hilarious. I rather spend the evening reading the Leann comment section than watch TV. It’s far more entertaining.
I know I see it in the AM when I get up but I wait ALL day to read it-sometimes I’m so busy at work I forget till I’m settled into bed at the end of my day when I open CB & I’m like “hell yeah” downside is I’m always late to the comment party so rarely if ever do i comment.
Birthday WEEK? Good Lord. She’s worse than a child.
So I guess Eddie earns his keep as the lawn boy now.
I had a self absorbed, princess-y roommate in college who would celebrate the entire MONTH of her birthday. I remember her crying one Friday night (out of the four Fridays in the month of her birthday) because no one would go out to celebrate her “birthday” for the third weekend in a row.
That actually could’ve been something nice though. Like if I had the money (because I wouldn’t make people pay for MY birthday in college), and I had a ton of friends, I would love to take them out to dinner and celebrate weekly…it would all be very tongue in cheek, but that could be fun.
I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this girl expected everyone to organize four birthday parties and probably pay for the majority, if not all of the expenses.
I wouldn’t consider sitting by the pool in speedos chugging beers lawn work. She wants up to desperately to believe he cares.
I don’t believe Eddie would do manual labor and scrap his delicate hands. Remember when she claimed they were watching agame on tv that was never on. Try again Leann.
He was probably chugging beverages while watching the hired help. If he really does yard work, wouldn’t it be in one of those vine videos? I would also like a video of him shopping for the perfect card(s). Six seconds should cover it start to finish.
You kind of have a point. She loves to put everything on vine. If Eddie is doing all these wonderful thing why not put them on vine.
Count down to the vine of Ediot with clippers in his hands.
It is so sad to see a grown ass woman trying to be exactly like the ex-wife in every way!! Why? BC mistress wife LR knows that is what ED likes since he cant have the real deal Brandi.
Amen she’ll ALWAYS BE insecure about this. All mistresses are. They know they’re sloppy seconds and only wives cause they’re were forced out of the shadows…
That’s what I don’t understand about her. Because she knows that she wasn’t Eddie’s choice to marry. She knows that. The only reason why he married her, why he’s still with her is because Brandi kicked his skanky ass to the curb, and he’s too broke/lazy to pay his own child support. That is the only reason he even halfway bothers to play happy family with Leann. I’d feel bad for her, if it wasn’t for the fact that she’s a nasty person.
For a woman that tweets everything from her birthday plans down to her daily bowel movements I find it hard to believe that she doesn’t want her pic taken.
Your twitter interpretations are SPOT ON.
LMAO at the tweets. Seriously my 7 year old is less excited about his birthdays, get a reality check woman.
God…I can’t stand her. I realllllly can’t stand her.
I have no idea why she’s still a thing…at least from the UK all I get is that ‘How can I live’ song and Coyote Ugly. I saw the video to ‘How can I live’ the other day and I was laughing at why the dressed her up to look 20 years older…
It’s only since looking at this site that I’ve even been alerted to her continued existence.
She just has a face I want to punch.
Please feel free. Does anyone have an address to give Happyhat? I’ll drive her over.
LOL oh too funny
Oh God, that would be great!
she is only 31? i thought she was older ,btw she has the perfect nostrils to stick straws up them
Ping pong balls.
You sure that is her LEAVING the salon?? The pics with her hair bummed up look like her going INTO the salon.
How nice of the pap to take pics of her going in and staying there to catch the “after” pics. She must have paid him pretty well. All that posing before trying to hide was LR just playing coy!
I love the normal interpretation of the tweets! Lol!! I’m beginning to wonder if she & Brandi are really on such bad terms? The joke may be on us? A birthday week? It’s sad.. she has to pay people to be friends? She pays old Ed to stay with her.
Enough with the SWF’ing! http://www.celebitchy.com/275522/brandi_glanville_responds_to_leanns_et_interview_its_kind_of_cray-cray/
That scarf, that freaking scarf that the 1st wife always wears. Jeezus Leann is a nut case. It wouldn’t be so bad if her style didn’t suddenly change overnight. If she had always had somewhat of a similar style to Brandi’s it would be a little less obvious.
It’s like she WANTS us to know she is a nutter. Cry for help?
Thanks for the pic link. My God, Rimes is at a complete loss to have her own identity. Five will get you ten that the birthday cake she buys for herself will say
“Happy Birthday, Brandi”
LOLing at like Jesus Christ on the cross. Saint LeAnn is the patron saint of bikinis, deadbeat husbands, passive aggression and “whatever stuff Brandi is the patron saint of.”
As Dolly Parton said in the movie, Straight Talk. Get off the cross, honey. Someone needs the wood.
Recent Tweets by Leann:
Leann:Who gets ear aches?! ME
feels like the whole world is a lot quieter, which could be a good thing 😜 it hurts! I don’t have time for this!
De-coded: I am the only one in the world who gets earaches. My minions! Please make the pain stop! It is worse than any pain anyone has ever experienced. I shall need a “hospital” soon.
Lord, if she b****es and moans about ear aches, how in the h*** does she survive menstrual cramps?
Someone should start a blog/twitter that “decodes” Leann’s tweets ala #pippatips. That would be hilarious…I might do that.
I get them off and on and they are horrible. It’s a headache and weird sounding click and feels like your constantly stuck on a plane landing and your head is all foggy. Ugh I’d rather deal with cramps then ear aches any day!
Seems like I read that she has a concert coming up soon–with an earache can she suffer through and still perform?? Or is a cancellation in the offing?? Poor WeWe. She always suffers so much more than anyone else in the whole wide world!
Uh-oh. Eddie must be off the leash this weekend so someone’s gotta come up with a show cancellation excuse!
Strange that she never gets sick on her many vacations.
Brin makes an interesting point. I know several people who complain of being ill a lot and run to doctors for a sniffle, yet they amazingly are never sick or hurting during “fun” times!
Dolly Parton also said “it takes a lot of money to look this cheap,” and that should be Leann’s personal slogan 🙂
(Side note: Dolly is way too talented & cute to be mentioned alongside Leann, but the quote fit so perfectly!)
Leann: Who on Twitter has nails in their palms? I do and it hurts so badly that I need to cancel all my concerts for the month. Please keep your lawn chairs handy for 2014….. Who was that photographer who photographed his mother in all kinds of martyr poses, like dragging the cross to the grocery store, or going on all fours to be her family’s table? That’s Leann, prying the nails out of her palms to tweet photos and take Brandi’s kids to dinner.
@Jen12: What photographer did that? Sounds like such a cool idea.
It is so obvious that this is an LR planted story as both JJ and DM are running it. Typical of LR! She is trying to show us that those darn paps just won’t leave her alone. And her tweet complaining and saying she should spray them with silly string is stupid.
We all know she calls them all the time and every time!
^THIS! Of course she calls them. This drama is just a joke. My assistant principal just put up a funny poster in her office “Save the drama for your lama”-a play on the theme: Save the drama for your momma. I never met a person who is so histrionic in my life. Everything needs to be a big ordeal and drama filled.
Over on GR, someone said it’s probably for the reality show. You know, make it seem like they’re stalked by paps. I think they’re on to something! This is so totally fake and contrived.
Jane-my daughter has that saying on a tshirt with a sequined llama on it! Its adorable and yes….SO fitting~!
Interesting observation, there was a debate on this site months ago about whether LR has Histrionic Personality Disorder or Narcissistic P.D. or Borderline P.D.
She has her minions working overtime red flagging all the negative comments (98% of them) on DM. Ive been noticing that this week on all LR articles. Something odd is really going on there b/c I know when I read the one article all of the truthful ones (considered negative to LR) were all green arrows with high #’s then, not even an hour later I went back to that same articles and all those greens are now red. Even the reg. posters on there are noticing the manipulation. Its happening way to fast to be anything other than LR’s manipulation. I really wonder what she has on these ppl that they let her get away with that.
Yes i noticed that too.
However I also wonder how much DM manipulates those numbers. DM is not exactly known for truth telling.
She’s been doing this for a few years now on DM and Just Jared. I know she has a deal with Jared. Maybe with DM too, or it could be her paid ‘fans’ like Amejean doing it full time.
I think Holly Day #1 fan has a lot of spare time.
napoleon dynamite called, and he wants his boots back.
She looks so frumpy. And has really turned up her SWF game up. I saw that she tweeted one of her twitter fans a couple weeks ago the actual date Brandi’s kids went back to school. Why would you even tell some stranger that on twitter? Its non of their business and seemed dangerous at the time.
If these mad photos are indication of her acting, she is terrible.
“I get to choose where all week”
dreadful and gross
Since she’s already on the plastic surgery train I suggest she make a stop at lip fillers or something. They are so thin and she already looks older for her age. Thin lips will just cause her to look older as well. She’s just so icky all around.
Oh, she’s already gone that route many times. It doesn’t improve her face, unless she’s going for the Joker look on purpose.
Her face is morphing into Brandi’s. some angles look just like her! I wonder if Eddie stares at her with a cold growing horror before he covers his eyes with dollar bills?
LMAO i love picturing this!
I do wonder how aware Eddie is of her craziness. Is he fully aware but the money helps him cope or has he just checked out and doesn’t even care?
Brandi also has that same Stella McCartney purse. Brandi’s is a different color and was seen wearing it even on the show a year ago!
The decoding is hilarious – and spot on! Thanks for the laughs. Or maybe I should thank a certain natural blonde … 🙂
Too bad her birthday isn’t a national holiday…
She looks better with the weight she put on.
Too bad she is still so ugly on the inside!
Typical Leann-trying to stay relevant by calling the paps. Just like that song, “Don’t You Forget About Me.” She can’t accept that over 90% of us can’t stand her and refuse to support anything she does.
So far this week (with the help of CB), she’s copied 2 bikinis and a scarf. She has Brandi’s exes (friends, hubby) and oddly a Brandi lookalike in her entourage.
LeAnn’s obsession is definitely with Brandi. Ediot is the bridge. Brandi better hire guards, she’ll find herself wrapped and delivered to LeAnn.
her obsession with her is beyond disturbing.
You can bet as soon as Brandi does have someone serious in her life that LR is going to be all over that person too.
Just wait…
It’s totally unrequited, unacknowledged lust.
I keep wishing this theory would catch on! Hilarious, and with a ring of truth that makes it all the better!
On this outfit alone she copied the purse, the shoes AND the scarf….I think the sunglasses too but I’m too lazy to search in Brandi’s photos…but at this point it doesn’t matter. lol
Yeah we sort of joke about it but it’s seriously disturbing. I think this is why she always has her paws all over Brandi’s kids – she is totally obsessed with Brandi.
Rather than 31 she should call it the “first anniversary of twee-hab”. So sad. Her life isn’t even interesting in 140 characters or less.
Speaking of SWFing, did anyone notice that Brandi tweeted recently that “If you’re feeling old, just go blonder,” and now LR is suddenly all over the place talking about being a blonde?? Lol…so obvious.
Totally. Leann is using every spare moment to keep track of Brandi.
“Eddie is working so, so hard to make my birthday better than anyone’s birthday has ever been! It’s just more proof of how much he loves me.”
This from a 31 year old woman who is covering her face so the photog won’t notice Brandi’s Chihuahua inside the purse.
She makes Kris Jenner appear almost interesting.
Funny you mention Kris. Her recent comments about how hard Kim works, doesn’t sleep, etc., immediately brought this one to mind.
Lmao @’…Brandi’s Chihuahua in the purse’! Best comment, love it!
She boiled that chihuahua on Brandi’s stove long ago.
Wow. What a low-expectation-having person she is. Her husband’s doing yard work for her birthday! She gets to choose where they eat out! What a catch he is, maybe he even occasionally says “please” and “thank you” in between drinking binges and sex with randoms.
And the word “hubby” should be banned.
To quote Dina from RHNJ, “I don’t know if she wants to be Brandi, or skin Brandi and wear Brandi like last year’s Versace.” Most people look better coming out of the salon. I sense an epic meltdown coming!!
I bet she was being filmed for her new TV show,and so playing the, oh, my, I live with this everyday, blah, blah, because when has she ever even pretended to be hiding from the paps. She’s usually staring straight at them posing or smiling. Her new running from the paps has something to do with her show, I’m sure.
Yep, she hired her usual papps to follow her, then hired the director and camera person for her bought show to follow the papps following her. Textbook Narcissist.
Leann:Doing interviews when you can half hear is hard, but I did it. Love my Irish!!! Going to take care of this now.
De-coded: I’m not getting enough attention from Eddie and need TONS of sympathy from my Lawn Chair Minions. The Irish have no idea of all the stunts I pull over here so I will make them feel sorry for me as well.
As a matter of fact her management are putting a call out for work on her fan site. And all her tours look like fair grounds. She’s playing the same places that book old hair bands.(Warrant and Skid Row)
Still not to late for bar mitzvahs and birthday parties.
She seriously ALWAYS looks so cheap..I thought..don’t designers & stores give away some nice clothes for free? Why does she dress so tacky & budget all the time?
I guess designers don’t want her wearing their clothes and sullying their image.
I love that she keeps tweeting how crazy busy she is today & how much work she has to do…but you can see she has been tweeting for the last 4 hours! Yes LR, you are such a hard worker! OMG, how do you do it all?!?!? And with an earache on top of it, PLUS it’s your birthday year?!?! You deserve an award. *Rolls eyes*
Lmao birthday year
I’m not going to throw shade on her for making a big deal about her birthday. I do that for myself. I remind my SO it’s my birthday all month and joke around that it’s my “birthday month”.
She is such a disgusting pig. Nice copying Brandi’s Alexander McQueen scarf btw, oh, and the handbag, you pathetic wench.
Don’t forget shoes, she copied those too. And I’m so glad I sold my same color McQueen scarf on eBay becomes once LR wears something it becomes trashy looking to me.
OK, get my left side while I pretend to hide from you.
http://exposarazzi.blogspot.nl/2013/08/leann-rimes-struggles-to-read-writing.html
This has to be for her UN-reality show. She’s NEVER hidden from the paps.
Her “reality” show shows me how low “entertainment media” has fallen…MOST of the shows on TV now,
SUCK…John Cryer getting an Emmy? Can’t stand the contrived , “Two Broke Girls”, either…always the same, nasal jokes over and over..but that’s off topic…first thing I noticed, too, was the heavy boots and light scarf….Thumbs down…
Yeah I wonder if she wants to do a montage of how much the paps hound her so she needs some (staged) pics of her pretending to hide from them.
My other guess is it has become *cool* to hate the paparazzi (Kanye, Halle, Jennifer Garner, etc…) so now LeAnn has to pretend like she hates them too.
Funny how much LeAnn has to pretend. I wonder if it gets old for her
That photo is from a photographer that wasn’t included/hired by Leann.
I bet it’s for her show… See what I have to deal with on a daily basis, paps hounding her, etc. what deluded, crazy b*tch.
“If you don’t like it, stop staring & if you don’t stop staring & still don’t like it SHUT IT! Go live a life that’s worth something other than gossip & hate. It’s out there!!!”
Decoding Southern style: IMO that tweet was because she didn’t receive that warm welcome on the first day of school for the kids. Probably pissed her off that she was ignored. That day is should reserved for the parents (Brandi and Eddie) and not her tagalong ass.
As far as her going blonder, she claims to be a natural blond yet the paid pap pics from Tuesday showed her dark roots. And what celeb you know sits on Twitter arguing about her natural hair color?
LeAnn is a joke. And everything she does is staged. Kind of a pathetic life, eh?
She obviously loves the attention, but frankly, she probably doesn’t need to call the paps as often anymore because sites like this keep buying the pictures of her. There’s obviously a market for the pictures – if only to fuel her haters’ obsession with her.
She needs to burn her entire shoe collection. I’m sure they are all spendy and I am not envious of a single pair I see her wearing.
She is seriously demented. I don’t know how Brandi isn’t in a straitjacket from dealing with her. Brandi wrote about her kids on the first day of school on Twitter, so either Leann pushed her way in there to be important, or she is once again trying to make it sound as though the boys are with her 24-7. I don’t get the fake act of “oh, no, they’ve hunted me down again” when the paps take her picture. I can see paps getting annoyed because there’s a code there and if you call them, don’t act like they’re stalking you. It is over the top to need an entire week or month celebrating your birthday (she has said both). Do you turn July into your pre-birthday month celebration? The following month into the post-birthday celebration? I saw her telling people how hard her life is and they don’t get it: ignoring depositions, stalking Brandi, stalking Brandi’s sons, watching Eddie on the security system (see: justjenn.net), calling the paps, doing meetings in her pjs and going on vacations. I don’t get how the media hasn’t picked up on how psycho she is.
I noticed the justjenn.net post as well. It shocks me that she can continue this totally out-of-control behavior. The amount of time this woman has on her hands to engage in such nonsense goes beyond mind-blowing. What is worse–the fact she doesn’t do anything constructive to help the world. She would prefer that the world owe her something for existing on this earth. On top of that: the fact she go on endless amounts of vacations because a couple days of actual “work” exhausts her so much. I defy her to try and be a teacher for one year. Then she would really need rehab! I’ve been at it for 27 years-starting my 28th next week and it is bloody EXHAUSTING!!!! If anyone needs to go to the salon it’s me because of all the grays my students have given me over the years. LOL
OMG, I parked my kids in front of the TV today so I could download the programs and start writing my plans because I always feel behind. I also went on a lot of different blogs for first week ideas. I’m still awake, too. No need to rest and tweet. Ten minutes here and there bitching on Celebitchy and I’m good to go. Leann chills my blood; she is really not right in the head.
So because of your post, I looked at the justjenn blog for the first time, and wow there is some stuff on there that makes Leann look even more crazy. I’m surprised that I had never heard of the Bon Jovi rumor before now. Really scary.
I learned from the best: the awesome posters here. There’s also exposarazzi.blogspot.com, which has been mentioned here, and really shows how utterly insane Leann is. They even break down how she secretly sold the story of the affair to put pressure on Eddie to leave Brandi.
Eddie looks ROUGH!
Personally, looks-wise, I find Dean, Leann’s ex, much cuter and hotter than Eddie. I’ve always wanted to bring that up.
Of course, everything about Dean is better than Eddie, but still, I personally think Dean is very attractive!
Yes he is…Eddie was cute before LeAnn. They just don’t match together.
So random, I was watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch on amazon a few days ago and he was in it twice in like the first five episodes…I didn’t know he actually ever worked.
Agree, Dean is hot. And appears to be intelligent, employed and std free. Sorry Ed!
@Jennifer12 I have to wait for plans as we are going to be in serviced on “Common Core” for three days and determine what DiscoveryEducation.com videos we are to use in our lessons for the first quarter. Now THAT’S a nightmare! Lord woman, you and I need to meet at a bar (first round is on me) to swap war stories!
@Zooyork I have to agree with you on so much of what you said. He is also a good person from what I could see. How on earth he was attracted to and put up with that Leann creature was beyond me.
Ugh, you should see what NYC public schools are cramming down our collective throats. These poor kids. My little ones have to explain where Mesopotamia is and I’m not even kidding. I’m hopeful because of course many programs aren’t even available yet, so I am writing my own lessons in the new format. Shoot me.
Good luck, ladies! You teachers are doing incredible work with so little support. Thank you for your service
Thank you, alarmjaguar! We need all the support we can get and so do the children. What Obama and Duncan are pushing down our throats is nothing short of child abuse in educational form. The school Obama used to send his daughters to has spoken up against these ridiculous new “reforms”.
And she wants us to believe that the “paps” followed her going into the salon and then waited almost 3 hours to get pics of her afterwards. Girl boo!
Look we all know we love a Leann story like a fly loves cowdung but what the f*ck is really going on here?
In this shot alone Rimes is wearing the AQ skull scarf, the Isabel Marant sneakers, the YSL handbag, and ripped jeans that Brandi has worn at various times over the last year AND NOBODY IN THE MEDIA is saying ANYTHING?
Add this to all the other documented incidents of her copying/stalking BG (weirdly she doesn’t try to hide it) and what you’ve got is a terrifyingly unwell woman who is obsessed with her predecessor and will stop at nothing to ‘become’ her.
The scariest part of this fascinatingly disturbing story is that Rimes has access to her obsession’s children half the time and is not shy about exploiting those children for her own self serving purposes.
Rimes’ posting pics of those kids is as a vehicle to taunt and provoke Glanville to get a reaction from her as well as having the bonus advantage of propping up her image as a wholesome, Southern stepmom with a stable family life.
Regular readers will know that I have a special interest in the Rimes story because I believe my mother and Rimes to have similar personality disorders.
The fact remains that anyone with eyes can see that Rimes is a sick, maladjusted, self entitled narcissist who has developed an obsession with her husband’s ex wife that borders on the pathological and NOBODY in the US mainstream media is calling her out on it.
Why does none of this add up?
If this was happening with two equivalent celebrities, for argument’s sake, say, Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s wife (not a great analogy but I cant think of any others right now) I think there would be extensive media coverage of it. After all, Britney’s breakdown was widely covered by the US press despite her having a huge fanbase and a lot of universal goodwill directed towards her.
Leann is a former child star with virtually no fanbase left, barely any industry friendships, a marriage to a guy who is by all accounts a sleazy golddigger, dwindling album sales and an unpopularity virtually unheard of in modern times.
All I can think is that Leann has some sorta hold over somebody very powerful and is not shy to threaten exposure of that person if there is any indepth reporting on her scary alleged personality disorder and terrifying stalking tendencies.
What other explanation is there?
What I wanna know is…where is People with their soft but credible journalism, wheeling out a child psychologist to give their take on former child stars and their inability to transition normally into the adult world? And more specifically, Leann and her extremely scary mental health issues?
Great post.
No, the reason is much more simple. It’s because the media really does not give two shits about LeAnn to even write a good gossip story about her. They know she is cray and nothing more than a homewrecking whore. They are as bored of her as the public is. The only one interested in her is the paparazzi she calls. Now that’s pathetic.
OK–Let’s try this again. @ Snowpea, I applaud you for your comment. I agree 100%
“…..NOBODY in the US mainstream media is calling her out on it.”
“Why does none of this add up?”
“If this was happening with two equivalent celebrities….. I think there would be extensive media coverage of it.”
“Leann is a former child star with virtually no fanbase left, barely any industry friendships, a marriage to a guy who is by all accounts a sleazy golddigger, dwindling album sales and an unpopularity virtually unheard of in modern times.”
I believe you answered your own question (lol).
Thank you thank you thank you – excellent post. I can’t wait till scummy Eddie’s little boys are old enough to realize what this woman and their father has put their mother through….
I don’t get it either. Leann is basically done for, but she still gets softball interviews, etc, while Brandi is endlessly defending herself from people calling her bitter and wishing for Eddie (HAHAHAHAHAHA) and not appreciating Leann or letting things go. No one is picking up on the real story: Brandi having to deal with a woman obsessed with taking everything she is, including her children; a total stalker intent on taking over Brandi’s life and finishing what she started: ruining it. That’s what the media should be reporting on.
I think also it is because her crazy trickles out. It’s not like one big explosive moment like beating paps with an umbrella or setting fire to someone’s driveway.
That, and she’s super D-list.
I agree she’s too Z-list. A washed up child star whose craziness is a given, and she’s too tacky to care about. Also, celebs like Jimmy Kimmel just don’t care enough about Brandi and Eddie to do any research on who they are. The whole thing would be boring and mildly amusing if it weren’t for Leann’s criminal behavior towards Brandi and her deliberate endangering of the boys. Those of us who actually bother to read all the details of the stalking (chronicled on this site) are really frightened for Brandi.
Sooo LR
I’m almost too sick of them to click on stories about her anymore, but wow am I glad I did. This might be my favorite post yet.
All I know is everyone should read Brandi Glanville’s book Drikning and Tweeting….I totally cannot believe what Brandi went through with her divorce from that scumbag Eddie. I can’t wait till Leann get loses him how she got him. They’re both scum. Her little boys will know the truth someday too.
That is what is so troublesome. The boys will support and help when they realize *fully* what Leann has done.
Mason is getting a hint of it especially after that infamous snapshot of him hiding in a cabinet on Leann’s tour bus. He is troubled by this.
I think he is starting 5th grade this year. Poor thing, along with hormones and more expectations, he has this garbage to tend with not to mention what the other kids could say to him in regards to the drama with Leann, Eddie and his mother.
It worries me that the kids divide their time between the two parents. Leann must feed such verbal garbage to the boys of how great a bonus mother she is, and then Brandi has to try and reel them in in regards to discipline. She even tweeted that there was a problem one night.
The boys need structure, calm and order; not running between two homes where a stepmother has issues.
When I have issues with students, one of the first things I look at on their records is if they come from a divorced home. Sure enough many of them divide their time between two parents. I hear at least 5 cases at conferences where parents complain that when the student goes to the other parent’s house there is chaos and lack of order. A part of me is dying to know academically Mason and Jake are doing. Are their reading scores up to par? How are their state math scores? Are they happy in school and keen on structure? How do the other children take to them? Do the other students’ mothers talk about the situation or are they totally hush-hush about it?
We may never know.
Look, I am not trying to stir the pot here, but as an educator, I could care less about the outcome of Eddie and Leann’s lives. I only care about the boys. Mason DOES NOT SEEM HAPPY. Jake is in love with the camera and developmentally too young to understand what is going on. Perhaps that is what is saving him right now.
That’s what caught my attention initially: Leann and Eddie making out in front of the boys at their soccer games, baseball games, in the park, etc. Leann crushing Jake under her to get at Eddie; Leann grabbing Eddie’s crotch in front of them. They did this proudly for the paps that they called and it’s all out there in pictures. That cannot be good for young children; their parents are newly broken up, they’re trying to understand what’s going on, and there’s their idiot father not only making out with his mistress in front of them, but in front of all their friends and teammates. I’ve been married for many years, and our kids play sports, and I don’t see any other parents/stepparents being so inappropriately sexual in front of kids. No one and nothing matters except what Leann and Eddie want, even if it’s detrimental to his sons. Who knows what some of Leann’s insane fans or employees said while Eddie allowed them around the boys during the days of bullying Brandi? It’s not emotionally healthy to expose these boys to people who are so vicious to their mother as though they’re close to the boys. I think Leann will care only inasmuch as she likes babies and little ones, and they’re getting too old to be interesting to her, but I do think Eddie does love them and boy, is he going to regret what is out there for his sons to discover.
“Leann and Eddie making out in front of the boys at their soccer games, baseball games, in the park, etc. ”
This is what infuriates me. He must have seen the confusion and pain on their faces while him and Grimes were groping each other publicly. Yet he did nothing. Nothing. Gutless wonder.
All good points! Brandi does state that in the beginning of the split there was too much giving in to the boys to counter balance the over giving on Leann and Eddie’s part but now she is stricter and says NO to ridiculous requests & insists on limits/rules. Agree the older boy looks like he’s pulling back. The little one doesn’t remember Eddie and Brandi being married according to the book.
God she really looks like a cross between the Grinch and a muppet.
It just goes to show that no matter what salon she visits, what designer accessories she wears, what clothing she copies, it always looks terrible because she is such an awful person.
God she really looks like a cross between the Grinch and a muppet.
It just goes to show that no matter what salon she visits, what designer accessories she wears, whose clothing she copies, it always looks terrible because she is such an awful human being.
This is hilarious in that it makes fun of Leann and Eddie’s hypocrisy. It also shows how bored to tears Eddie looked in Cabo haha. Actually this whole site seems to dislike Horsey and Mr Ed as they call them LOL!
http://exposarazzi.blogspot.nl/search?updated-max=2013-08-18T20:21:00-07:00&max-results=7&start=7&by-date=false
I never really followed LeeAnn’s antics until fairly recently. WHY does she SWF Brandi? Does she secretly want Brandi (as more than an aquaintance–wink wink) over Eddie or is she throwing it in Brandi’s face that she, LeeAnn is essentially living Brandi’s life? or is she simply batshit crazy? I just don’t get her.
This pic–#10 shows just how much fun she’s having with her Eddie. Isn’t that her phone she’s focusing on? Must be tweeting to say how much fun she’s having. Yep, that sure looks like fun.
http://radaronline.com/photos/leann-rimes-curves-cabo-brandi-glanville-bikini/photo/563660/
Ladies & gents! Read this, this is super telling! Is it possible? Now that we know how crazy she is YES IT IS!
I’m sure Celebitchy the best gossip site on the web covered this but since it’s been a while….wow
LeAnn Rimes set Eddie Cibrian up to be “caught cheating
http://exposarazzi.blogspot.nl/2012/11/leann-rimes-set-eddie-cibrian-up-to-be.html
The depths this woman will go to; just how manipulative she is is downright terrifying. And no one calls her on it??
She really is a truly despicable person.
You know what, that video was the first I’d heard of the affair and when I saw the first few moments of the outside film, my first thought was, “Leann paid someone to film her.”
Now, at the time, I didn’t know anything about her other than she was some former kid country star, so it was funny anyone was following her, and it looked like a pr stunt. Then I thought, “Oh it must be TMZ waiting outside some place in Hollywood to catch random stars.” Then the weirdest part was how she seemed very aware of the video camera and kind of smirking to herself and very self consciously texting, like she was acting or proving a point. Now, as you point out, the whole stalking picture is complete. Psycho stalker strikes again.
If it’s true she really is disturbed. According to this article, no news outlet will take photo credit or require photo copyright credits for showing it..that never happens I bet. That’s because no news outlet owns it.
I believe this, 100%.
I believe it, too, now, and I never did at first. And, yet, Eddie married her, which by that time he knew he was set up to be caught. She could never have continued to stalk him or call him after he told his wife he broke it off unless he accepted her calls, encouraged it. It shows what an idiot Ediot really is. It’s almost like he loves her obssessive love for him, because he can get whatever he wants from her.
I have to say LeAnn was cute on that US cover in the link. What in the world has happened to her face? Every time I see an old photo like that, it shocks me what she turned herself into for her “soulmate.” LOL
Yeah, you’re right, his vain egocentric self was flattered. I think, at one point, Eddie was torn and kept going back to Brandi because he loved her and wanted a family. That’s when he called Leann a “speedbump,” changed his phone# etc. But Leann never takes No for an answer and upped the stalking. I also wonder if Leann put the tabloids onto Scheana, or paid Scheana to put her story out during that time, when Eddie and Brandi were in marriage counseling, because Scheana was the real reason Brandi finally kicked Eddie out. That’s what’s so interesting to me, Leann is stalking the wrong person. Brandi was very hurt and angry at Scheana for breaking up her marriage and it showed on the confrontation on RHOBH, yet Leann is STILL trying her hardest to convince everyone (especially herself) that it was she who broke up the marriage. Hahaha, have a seat girl, there were many before you and more coming after you.
Why don’t people flag all her negative, abusive posts online?
@Michele — Speed bump memories…I started paying attention to this triangle several months ago after seeing just so many bikini photos and crazy headlines. I thought people were exaggerating about some of the behavior. It’s amazing just how much is out there regarding this one d-list soap opera.
Each time new set of pap photos appears, it’s just another invitation for someone else to discover it.
Yes! Radar online reported she sets up the photo ops for those horrible bikini ones lol
Someone suggested goggling ‘Leanne Rimes, Stalker’ the other day. They said there was about 50 sites. I didn’t believe it, so I took a look. I only counted 20 or so on the first 2 pages, but there were more. I don’t think this psycho is going to be able to hide it much longer.
OMG You’re right!!!
I never saw these articles before…..this is as crazy her setting up him getting caught with her…WOW.
Love the blinds on JustsayJenn. Sounds like the end could be nearer than we thought. Hope so!
What really gets me is why her bio-mom doesn’t see all the craziness in her daughter. In the past her dad did for all the good it did him. But I guess as long as America’s little sweetheart and the apple of bio-mom’s eye continues to pay, she’ll overlook her daughter’s sickness. I realize that LR would never listen to anyone being critical of her but someone has to (excuse the pun) pull on the reins and bring her back to the stable stall.
Leann reminds me of Veruca Salt from “Willy Wonka” who literally has her parents wrapped around her little finger. The parents do not dare say or do anything to anger her, otherwise they will feel her wrath.
Every single person in her life: her mom and dad, step parents, family, manager, assistant, husband, step kids, husband’s friends/aka her friends, twitter fans, some neighbors, band mates, bloggers like Just Jared, are all on her pay roll.
Every time she is photographed, every meal she attends, every vacation, every fun social moment she obsessively tweets is paid for by Leann. And she knows when the money dries up, they will leave her.
It must suck to know that the only person who respects you and themselves enough to say “No! I won’t take your money.” is Brandi. It’s part of the reason she is obsessed with her.
I’m just wondering why her money hasn’t dried up already? Is there some secret bank account we don’t know about that allows her to keep doing what she is doing only playing her Lawn Chair Tours? She isn’t raking in the money like Beyoncé and yet she does nothing but vacation and shop.
Seriously, LeAnn tweeted last night she “just blew out” her first birthday candle for her 31st birthday at a restaurant with extended family. You are out to dinner for your birthday with friends and/or family and you take time to tweet you just blew out candles? God, LeAnn, can’t you just live in the moment ever without regurgitating on twitter?
And I noticed in Cabo she always had her iPhone in her hand. You’re outside in the sun with your husband or friends and you can’t forget about your cellphone for a second with it attached to your hand like it was glued?
It’s really pathetic, and I, honestly, can’t believe that Eddie isn’t sick of that. Men really get turned off by stuff like that with women, their need to always be on the phone and/or texting, etc. It’s like she feels the need to be connected to this internet world that really means nothing compared to her real life relationships and experiencing life, but it’s all connected for her.
When you are on vacation or out to dinner with friends and you can’t put down the cellphone for a second and feel the need to tweet inane comments immediately, it’s pretty sad. She might better focus on Eddie a little more instead of focusing on tweeting incessantly about him or herself to get adoration and/or attention. Jeezus, LeAnn. And I do notice they aren’t that affectionate anymore.
I think he prefers it that way! Let the little girl he married play with her favorite toy and spew out how happy, happy, happy her little life is for all of us to see. And you are right–he is bored and probably really sick of being married to the child.
Remember we’re dealing with Leann. She often fabricates stories just to suit her needs.
There are two theories about this so called restaurant party: she was there celebrating, but she wasn’t the adored pretty-pretty princes she expected to be. The moment anyone actually turned away to talk to someone else or heaven forbid eat something, Leann felt neglected and Tweeted up a storm to do some faux bragging so the whole world would think she was a pretty-pretty princess birthday girl.
The second option (and this is what I think is really more plausible) she wasn’t anywhere at the restaurant at all. Eddie wasn’t with her either and Leann fabricated this whole thing. Until I see twitter pix and a vine video of the waiter serenading her, I call the second option.
Brandi tweeted pictures that she was out with certain people and posted pictures roughly around the same time as Leann, so I think Leann didn’t want to be outdone because you know y’all it is her birthday and should be declared a national holiday. Her lawn chair minions aren’t enough for her to send birthday love. The whole world needs to be told that her 31st birthday is something of great significance.
I noticed the ever-present phone, too. Mine gives some type of a temperature / cool down message if I have it in direct summer sunlight very long. Maybe hers is super specially exceptional (lol).
Why on god’s green earth can’t this ugly chick dress? Why doesn’t she pry her squinty eyes open a little further and check her fugly outfits before she leaves the house? The de-coded tweets were literally some of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read. I seriously can’t believe this trick was talking about her “birthday week” like she was in middle school. I do believe that’s the last time I heard that phrase, lol. She’s so immature and insane.