People, there are moments when I truly doubt my own sanity … such as when I see a photo of Scott Disick and think, “Damn, he’s cute.” Yes, I do realize that he’s pretty much a Kardashian. The thing is, I never really can tell when I will find a celebrity attractive except when they possess the following criteria: 1. Tall (Tom Cruise need not apply); 2. Nice swagger (think Timothy Olyphant or Russell Brand); and (3) Distinctive voice. Fortunately, Scott’s shoes are totally turning me off and returning me to reality. Whew.
Then the dude showed off his ridiculous yellow Rolls Royce, and the party was completely over.
This Twitter avatar makes the situation even worse. Okay, I’m safe now. Disick crush obliterated.
Now back to business. Scott has been rather busy lately from a social media standpoint. Dude may totally play the villain on the Kardashian shows, but he’s swiftly playing the media via his Twitter account. In response to recent murmurs over the state of Kourtney Kardashian’s womb, he has posted this photo with a “looks like an angel” caption:
Does this mean that Kourtney is pregnant with her third child? Kourtney is usually pretty toned up, and I do see a slight bump in this photo. They could just be messing with us, so it’s a tough call to make. At the moment, we can be relatively sure that Scott has super sperm, so I’m going to tentatively call this one as a positive result. No one actually poses like that unless they’re pregnant, right?
Incidentally (and only because we’re talking about Kardashians), here are some photos of Kylie Jenner leaving the gym yesterday while wearing a “Twerk” t-shirt. Thanks a lot, Miley.
Photos courtest of WENN
Wow, if she’s pregnant in that pic then I must be 4 or 5 months along, because my belly isn’t that flat.
But hey, if it’s true then congrats…I’m no Kardashi-fan but they do make cute babies.
I must be at least 6 months gone if that’s pregnant.
Damn pancreatitis bloat, I look like a beached whale.
I don’t even care. I love Scott. I don’t even watch the show- but from all the snippets I’ve seen, the guys hilarious.
Same here!
I know I should feel icky about it, but I can’t even explain the attraction?!?!
I’ve just seen a few episodes like you, & I think he’s hilarious & seems like he’d be the only fun one of the bunch to hang out with.
That’s how I feel! It’s my dirty little secret, lol
I don’t watch the show but I’ve seen a few clips of him on youtube and I definitely share the crush.
Scott is jokes yeah. And she’s gorgeous. Congrats if so!!
Scott is good looking and does have a certain kind of humor. Yes I admit it. If this is true, then congrats on baby 3.
Doesn’t look like she is posing, it look slike some hair got caught in her bra, and he took the opportunity for a pic. But knowing Kourtney she may very well be pregnant. And yes, Scott is a total shame crush. And even tho he is pretty much a Kardashian, somehow, I like him better than all of them except Khloe and Bruce by default.
How does she not have stretch marks? Sigh 🙁
Some people just don’t really get them. But she has said before that to prevent them when she was pregnant she put lots of cocoa butter on twice a day, every day.
You know, I have stretch marks on my hips from gaining weight during my pregnancy, but not on my stomach. And I didn’t do anything special to prevent them. I think it is 99% genetics, where you get your stretch marks (if at all).
I swear I went my whole pregnancy without them….until the last week then BAM! Big ugly raised ones 🙁
I went through my first pregnancy and never got them, but then with my second pregnancy, BAM. 🙁
I’ve had them since I was 11 (all over my hips and other places), and I have ZERO kids, never been pregnant. My mom, who got really big both times she was pregnant, has ZERO.
I feel you, my mum has none. Yet, I’m a teen, I haven’t been pregnant, and I’ve never really been big (weight wise) and yet I’ve got stretch marks on my thighs, it made me incredibly self consicious about my body.
I had some stretch marks right after pregnancy, but they’re pretty faded now. But I’ve had stretch marks on my breasts since I was 14 and went from flat to a C almost over night. :^( Nothing so sad as finally getting nice big boobs but not being able to wear a skimpy bikini.
Scott and Kourtney probably have the most real relationship in the whole K Klan. They’ve been acting like an old married couple for years.
Speaking of the K Klan- the Kardashian Lamarorrhea seems to have slowed down. Did Khloe finally shut down her mom’s direct line to the tabloids? Did Lamar’s lawyer have a quiet talk with the K lawyer? I had heard Lamar threatened to file for divorce if Khloe didn’t let him back into their home, and then there he is back home, looking good in photos despite TMZ screaming about him looking gaunt when they published a photo of him driving a little while ago (nobody else could see it). Is this just the next page in a script?
Kourt is a real B-I-T-C-H though and it has to do with her mom for sure sometimes I want to reach through the screen and throttle her.
Quite the character, he even accessorizes yellow shoes with his yellow Rolls.
Just as a note if any are interested, my friend follows Scott Disick on Instagram and says it is hilarious.
He could be sharing a pic of Kourtney from when she was pregnant with Penelope.
Obvious…Miley dominates the media for a few days so it’s time to get us talking about the Kardashians, as usual.
Desperate for attention?
I think Scott is very attractive.. why do u think Kourt’s been with him so long? He’s filthy rich & plays the game, so they are perfect for each other. Their popularity is circling the drain, someone has to try to add minutes to their 15!
YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE THE OUTLINE OF HIS DONG IN THE TOP PIC!!!
Only if you look reeeeaaaal closely. Calm down. 😉
I don’t think she is pregnant- that’s just what your tummy looks like after popping out two kids and not going all Gwyneth/Tracy Anderson. She looks great!
Looks like she’s adjusting a belly chain or something.
Hey, there’s no shame in finding Scott attractive and funny. He is! He’s very sweet with his children, as well.
Face it, the man is hot.
His shirt has a fake chew tin outline on the pocket. Ugh.
Or a really big condom ring outline….
Geeez. I didn’t even notice that at first. Here I was thinking (apart from the loafers) that he looked really good there. Now ALL I can see is that dumb circle. 🙂
There definitely is something appealing about that guy. I think he is good looking, he seems to genuinely love his kids and Kourtney (even though she’s totally weird and really annoying), and he actually makes me laugh, but there is also something equally off-putting about him, his arrogance and self-absorption. I can’t decide whether he’s a good guy acting badly sometimes, or a bad guy with a few good points. Anyway, who cares, really….
He even parks like a douche (sorry, I’m OCD when it comes to how people park)
I caught his “Tod Crane” act. Pretty funny and yeah, he’s a cutie.
God, Kylie looks like she needs a blood transfusion….Yuk.
Their family is insufferable, but it is undeniable Kourtney and Scott make beautiful children.
Really? I don’t find their kids cute at all. They kind of look like Cash (Jessica Alba’s husband).
I feel the same way. They don’t scream adorbs to me. In fact, the older Mason gets the less appealing he looks to me. Sometimes the way they dress him, OTT, he often looks like a mini mafia kingpin. Not a good look. And I hardly ever find Kourtney good looking, she has a harshness to her that I just can’t get past. I think that Kloe is better looking.
Breaking News!!!!!!
KRIS KANCELLED!!!!
(Michael K)
Yep. Slow news day if there’s a Kartrashian story about anything to do with Scott/Kourtney. We see through Kris’s krap. Zzzz…
HOLD THE PRESS. Cyndi is right. KRIS has been kancelled. A bright light has shined down from heaven. People dancing in the streets etc etc.
wait what, miley cyrus did not invent twerking lol