About a week and a half ago, we found out that Jennifer Lopez was definitely coming back to American Idol as a judge. It was such uneventful news that we didn’t even devote a post to it. The rumors had been going around for weeks, and it seemed like Idol producers really wanted J.Lo and she really wanted to come back, and the only hold up was money. Unfortunately, once Jennifer and the producers settled the money issue, Jennifer gummed up the works with the announcement. And by Jennifer, I mean her idiot boy-toy Casper Smart. You see, CASPER announced Jennifer’s return to Idol. He confirmed the news in an interview, thus announcement-blocking Idol producers. Casper piddled on the carpet. And now he has to be punished!
Jennifer Lopez is so furious over Casper Smart’s big mouth that she’s cutting his monthly allowance by a hefty 25 percent, say sources. Jennifer went ballistic when Casper blabbed during an interview that Jen would be returning to American Idol next season as a judge. Fox bosses were banking on making their own big announcement about Jennifer’s return.
“Jennifer caught hell from Idol producers… they wanted to hold a major press conference, not have a boyfriend leak it out.”
Although Casper pleaded ignorance, Jennifer was beyond steamed.
“This was Jennifer’s biggest fear… Casper is young and doesn’t understand the business, which makes life very difficult for her. It’s beginning to dawn on her that he’s a liability. Casper’s slip was very amateurish. Jennifer couldn’t believe he’d be so stupid. The Idol team had a big launch planned and he ruined it.”
To make matters even more embarrassing, J.Lo had stalled on signing her contract until the studio gave Casper a cushy job on the show. Casper is begging Jennifer for forgiveness, but Jennifer is hitting her big-spending boyfriend where it hurts most – in his wallet.
“Jennifer cut a quarter of the $10,000 monthly allowance she gives him,” revealed an insider.
Friends are confounded that Jennifer doesn’t cut Casper loose. What’s more, her mom Guadalupe “doesn’t approve of Casper,” said a source, and she was “livid to learn they were thinking about adopting a kid, strengthening their bond.”
Still, Jennifer has it bad for Casper. A source revealed: “J.Lo says Casper is the best sex she’s ever had.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
“J.Lo says Casper is the best sex she’s ever had.” Chica, NO. NOooooo. I don’t care if you’re banging the finest man in the world (hello, Clive Owen/Michael Fassbender hybrid), you NEVER let your booty call mess with your career. Dealbreaker, ladies. And considering that Casper is nowhere near the finest man and the thought of Casper’s O-face is giving me a case of violent dry-heaves, I see absolutely no reason why Jennifer is allowing this ignorance and impertinence to stand. Of course she needs to dump him, but J.Lo is all about love and love and love and we wouldn’t understand. So if she’s going to stay with him, can she at least punish him with something other than “cutting his allowance”?
For what it’s worth, “a rep” denied this story to Gossip Cop. I don’t know whose rep or which part was denied. Hopefully the “best sex she’s ever had” part was the story being denied. Because SERIOUSLY.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
For such a smart woman, she is very stupid when it comes to men. Come on Jennifer, get rid of the albatross brat.
I can’t believe that she pays him. That alone would be a dealbreaker for me. Ugh!
I always knew that she paid that dude to be with her… just like Madonna with that Jesus guy. Ew.
yea, I have always thought this too. She comes across as extremely savvy and independent but when it comes to men, she becomes a ditz. Too bad
What??? I think that she comes across as a complete moron. She is mind-numbingly stupid in interviews.
Agree!
What’s going on with her legs?? She looks like if she had two knees on the first pic!
That’s the first thing I noticed… I think they’re knee pads that have moved down too far.
Ewe you’re right! Wayward kneepads I reckon…
Speaking of that first picture, that is the most amazing picture ever. Thank you so much for posting that picture. I love the matching derp face. It’s almost as good as the Justin Bieber/bodyguard tantrum pictures!
@ rose–especially since the guitarist is making the “OOOOH! I am FUNKY! SMELL IT!” face. 😀
Ain’t no sex good enough to justify waking up to that face on the pillow next to you.
Oh Amen to that.For someone who seem’s so confident she has really strange taste in men.I think Chris Judd was good looking and so was Ben Affleck but everyone else has been hard on the eye.I would have a nightmare sleeping next to that.
(hello, Clive Owen/Michael Fassbender hybrid)
I’ll be in everyone’s bunk.
The key’s under the doormat! 🙂
Damn – I thought you meant literally piddled on the carpet!
Then I was going to bring up that time she (allegedly) sh*t on Ben Affleck…
Wha!??
Best headline ever.
Yeah, it’ll be hard to top.
Every single one of those pics are awesome too. Love the last one where dude on the right is like, wait…what?
Truly awesome. Kaiser wins the internet today.
She does not need to be wearing that crop top. Yuck.
What’s with the weird line on her stomach? Is that what surgery does to you?
It looks like my C-section scar 🙁
Muffin belly.
That’s what I’m thinking. C/s scar. Nothing on earth wrong with having one but the general public doesn’t need to see it. Low transverse scars are generally in the pubic hair region for many people. That’s just kinda trashy to show off that area no matter what it looks like.
I think that’s the waistband of her Spanx.
Hilarious but this sounds made up to me. Maybe JLo’s mom or galpals phoned this one in. I believe Smart may not be that smart but he is on a tighter leash than this. JLo probably learned a thing or two from her possessive ex husband and I can’t see Casper being interviewed without JLo being right at the table and with pre-question and post approvals.
Who am I kidding – I honestly can not imagine who in the hell would want to interview this guy period.
JLo is pretty savvy and this sounds like a fake story. Maybe her camp needed a reason to explain why no one cared enough about JLo to even bother with a over the top AI judge reveal and threw the bf under the bus.
Maybe JLo’s kids called in the story.
It came out last week-he did spill the beans.
No, it’s true. I saw his interview on E! News.
Thanks guys. Ok, then I guess he’s simple.
“she’s cutting his monthly allowance ”
and no I-phone privileges til you ask sorry!
Seriously, that’s like hustler rule number 1 isn’t it? Don’t let the booty mess with ur paper!!!! And we all know that JLo is the supreme hustler right? She needs to reread the handbook!
What in the name of Fug is she *trying* to wear in that second picture???? OMG her gut…Oy. I think the more people say she should dump this idiot (his last name is Smart? LMAO), the more tightly she hangs on to him. I guess she thinks she’ll prove us all wrong? Love will conquer all? She thinks she’ll lose face? Girl you lost ALL yo face a looooonnnnnnnng time ago. Give. It. UP. Girl.
Yes, believe it or not, in non-photoshopped photos, most women have some sort of a GUT. Shocker.
Wow, emmie_a, thanks so much for choosing MY post to snark on when there are so many others here saying the same thing! That photo is just really surprising to me because she works so hard to stay fit and control the pictures that get taken of her; I didn’t think she’d allow one like that to get out.
If you read the posts from the top, yours was the first post that mentioned her gut. That’s why I replied to yours.
That second picture is… Not her best…
No, it’s pretty awful. My 14-year-old son took a look at it and his comment was “Herp derp,” and walked off, lol.
Ahhhhhh! HILARIOUS!
Am I the only one that doesn’t think he’s ugly? I mean he’s not hot… he’s derpy – he has a kind of goofy goober look about him but he’s not really run away “dry heave” ugly I don’t think.
I think he looks like a huge nerd. There’s nothing manly about him at all. Ick.
He’s wildly unattractive. I don’t get it. Is it because he has abs? He’s gross.
(shhhhh…I think we are the only people here who do not think he is ugly.) 🙂
He looks like a little Arnold Schwarzenegger now. Look at the pick of him dragging the child. “Come with me if you want to live!” (said in Austrian accent)
um, why is this bought-and-paid-for “boyfriend” being INTERVIEWED?
a back up dancer who happens to be “dating” a “singer”? WHY is he newsworthy?
and LORD, he is SO unfortunate looking.
“It’s beginning to dawn on her that Casper’s a liability.”
LOL
I wonder why anyone would be interviewing him in the first place. “Tune in after the break when we talk to the best sex JLo has ever had.” And, lol at the pic of her in the crop top.
You know I like to snark on Justin Theroux and Amber Heard about the interviews they give now…..but they have more of a right than Caspar to be interviewed. I will never forget watching that interview he did with Ryan Seacrest on some red carpet. He was making his way through the crowd, and reporters (including Seacrest) were screaming for him to come and talk to them. And he was eating it up. He had that smirk, whipped off those sunglasses and posed for pics on his way to Seacrest.
I would feel embarrassed, if I were him. He’s not even that attractive, and it doesn’t look like he has personality or charisma to back it up either.
It’s simple: if the press wants to continue to have access to Jennifer Lopez, it has to be nice to her kept boyfriend.
If and when Jennifer dumps Casper is when the entertainment media turns its collective back in him.
@aquarius
I get that, but he really has no reason to be interviewed about anything, unless Jennifer is right there beside him, and it’s a question along the lines of “are you enjoying yourself here tonight?”….in the incident I’m talking about, she wasn’t anywhere near him.
He’s a backup dancer, who only has this much attention because his girlfriend is “keeping” him.
Two questions of the morning:
1). Did they coordinate that lip-lick duck face move that we observe in the first picture beforehand? And execute it after Jennifer made the secret hand signal?
2). How DOES the guy in the final picture, the one that looks like he’s about to lose his hand up to the wrist or beyond up her cavernous behind, REALLY feel about his position when that shot was snapped?
Dude is studying to be a proctologist – this gig is paying for medical school.
For reals! LOL! That poor fellow in the last pix looks as if he can’t quite believe it. . .
Was a google search done using the key words “j-lo’s worst pics” because those are truly awful images….the knee pads, the gunt she has going on w the crop top, the hand being swallowed by her a$$…and the horrible faces she makes in each
The gunt…omg I’m dying over here. 😀
Poor Benny Medina; he just can’t get this moron to straighten up and fly right.
There’s something desperate about a woman who has to pay someone a monthly allowance to be with her. I don’t care how much money she’s worth it’s just kind of pathetic to me.
Anyone else notice both their tongues hanging out in the first pic
Suggested punishment: watching Gigli back-to-back-to-back and a 2500 word essay on the best scene in said movie.
Who honestly needs $10,000 a month?? Talk about extravagant and God damn ridiculous. Especially since his rent is paid and his car is as well. Those things don’t come out of the 10 G’s I’m guessing. So what is this pipsqueak spending all that money on??
I know. It is painful to me that he gets that much money. I’ve been out of work for a few months now, and we are not coming even CLOSE to scraping by. *sigh*
Oh, UsedtobeLulu, I feel you on this one, big time. We are also in such a situation in our household, and it can be disheartening, to say the least . . .
I send you thoughts of wealth, health and happiness!
But gosh, I CANNOT fathom 10K/month! I would be kicking ass and taking names re: my bills: they would be taken care of! Then, I would spend real cash taking care of those homeless ladies who live under the 205 fwy, if I even had 5K/month, seriously! JLO can’t think of a better way to donate thousands of bucks? sad
Thanks nicegirl, I shouldn’t say I’m glad that I’m not alone, but misery loves company, you know?? Thanks for the well wishes and sending them back to you and your family!
The male strip clubs aren’t free.
Lol!
Bahaha! His O face gives me a serious case of the lols!!!!!
If she likes the dancer types any of the three holding her up in the last picture would be an improvement.
“you NEVER let your booty call mess with your career.”
I would have thought she messed with it herself by letting herself be bought by dictators.
Hm, I kind a don’t believe this story – b/c who would interview Casper? Was that real? If you give an interview nobody reads, does it count?
It is odd the way he (Casper) is pictured pulling what I assume is JLo’s kid by the arm. One arm on the boy is in a huge ace bandage, and the “father figure” looks anything but. He has a load of shopping bags, his phone and is dragging the kid along sort of rushing him. It is probably nothing … likely running from Paparazzi..but the kid does not look like he is happy… at all. I wonder if he is a semi-paid nanny as well.
JLo is a serial relationship addict, imo. She wont let go of Casper until there’s already somebody else waiting in the wings.
horrible pictures.
This woman is so overrated.
She has two little kids, she shoulndt be talking about sex in public. i would hate my mother for that. gross! i hope its not true. She can sleep with whoever she wants but shut the f. up! Shes a grown up woman.
I don’t care about Casper – I’m just happy even JLo has mommy pooch (a few pictures down). yay!
What? Why should mothers not talk about sex?
The OP meant that she was glad to see JLO had a little gut after having twins.
Thanks for the GUNT comment. Snort, snort.
Hard to belive hot tomali sexy times can be gleaned from that little runt casper who looks like a chihuahua.
who better to deliver the best sex to a woman that a man who has been on the bottom? Oh Casper I am sure you earn that $10K/month every time you have to approach the throne. As they said of Caesar, every woman’s husband, every man’s wife. LOL
why let a gigolo handle your small children? it’s like letting the maid fix your car
She needs to cut that baby loose as much as she needs to forget crop tops exist.
And what the heck is going on with her shins in the first photo? Are those pads under those spectacularly terrible tights?
What are those leg lumps??????
Knee pads. Beyond fugly
Gosh. I thought Caspar really had peed on the carpet, by the headline. I’m not up with the latest “speak” 🙂