Before I get to the main point of this story, here are some photos of little Justin Bieber showing off a dirt lip. Yes, this is Bieber’s version of a “moustache.” He probably feels so manly. It probably took him three months just to grow out this peach fuzz. Poor kid.
Now onto Bieber’s ongoing travels toward a drug bust. Here’s that picture I recently mentioned of “Poo Bear” holding a suspicious object that looks like white powder. This is the same photo that Bieber deleted from his Instagram. Poo Bear tells TMZ that he’s not a drug dealer or smuggler in any “way, shape, form or fashion.” In fact, Poo Bear claims to be holding not drugs but a slice of lime. He’s not a dealer but a citrus-loving mogul:
Whatever. Meanwhile, TMZ has published a curious photo of a scrawny hand dumping a bong full of water out of Justin Bieber’s van. Here is the extra-snarky story:
Justin Bieber may — or may not — have pulled a major stoner faux pas in Calabasas yesterday … ’cause someone inside the singer’s van dumped BONG WATER on the side of the road.
MAJOR STONER NO NO!!!!!
It’s unclear WHOSE HAND is attached to the bong … but we do know it’s Bieber’s ride. He’s been toolin’ around L.A. in the pimped out Mercedes party van all week long.
Here’s what we know … the bong dumper is definitely NOT Lil Za or Lil Twist … ’cause, well … the hand is white. Duh.
We’re also told the van was en route to Jim Henson Studios … and later that day, JB snapped a photo of himself inside a record studio.
Still, since there are no shots of the bong dumper’s face … it’s impossible to tell if the perp is Bieber … or one of Bieber’s white friends.
Actually, does Bieber even have white friends anymore? Hmmmmm …
[From TMZ]
Well for once, Bieber might not be able to “blame the black guy” for this act of bong dumping. His team already blamed rapper Lil Twist for bong-smoking photos earlier this year. Bieber also blamed Tyler, the Creator for his neighborhood speeding incidents. Who will Bieber blame now? That tiny wrist looked like a Bieber limb for sure.
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Instagram
I like “dirt lip”! It’s “bum fluff” in the UK.
not to be confused with the english for skeevy
WTH is he doing with his forehead? Is that the Bieber’s version of Cyrus’s tongue?
From the last two photos, I’d say he’s adopting Miley’s tongue waggle. Dear Lord, do we really need two self-absorbed little brats running around sticking their tongues out at everything and nothing at all?
@Jules – This comment gave me the incredibly unpleasant thought of “God, can you imagine what a mess it would be if Geena Simmons & Pissbucket were matched up & thrown in a closet for ‘7 minutes in heaven? *blegh*
I can just hear it now… Miley’s voice from the closet saying “WTF are you doing?? That does NOT GO THERE. Jesus. This was not part of my ‘new image PR’ contract…”
My son is 12 and has more of a ‘stache than Bieber!
Is there a picture in existence where he does not do the raised eyebrow/wrinkled forehead face?
I also despise selfies. Instagram, like Twitter is the devil.
this ^^^
Oh and the names of his “posse” read like a low rent fairytale of misfit characters.
Even with the fluff, Justin Bieber still looks like a woman
@melca blue – Ugh! Please, don’t lump that bio-experiment-gone-wrong in with actual women. (We who (I could almost guarantee) could bench-press his scrawny tail w/o too much effort).
Wish the media would completely dump this douchenozzle. I’m pretty sure my life would go on if I never saw or heard the baby biebs again.
Ummmm, no. That is a little bag of coke. The look on Poo Bear’s face is not one who has just been caught sneaking a fresh squeeze of a lime.
Right? He really doesn’t look into being photographed at that particular moment. Lime, my ass.
I agree. And I don’t thnk that he would caption it with something like “Poo bear, whats that in your hand?” if it was a lime.
I so wish I didn’t give him space in my head, but he is such a little piece of shite.
I agree eliza about twitter,instagrams, they have just exacerbated an already narcissistic culture;
If this douchecanoe is such a badass, why doesn’t he own it; hell, how many pics are there from the 60s/70s of great musicians – hendrix, lennon,etc. and their “crew” smoking up with a flair and casualness this contrived punk can never attain.
Why does that TMZ piece sound like they are shading Bieber for not having white friends????
It does seem like that. Maybe TMZ is not a big fan of the Bieber
@Mindy – I may be totally wrong in this (& if so, please correct me), but I think it was TMZ who also recently started in on Miley about the ‘all black’ backup dancers. Someone here on CB made a point by saying she’s using these people as ‘accessories’, as opposed to real friends. A way she’s trying to look more “urban” (HER words“) to draw in that demographic for her music.
I wholeheartedly believe Pissbucket is attempting to do the same thing… But with much more dangerous characters in his so-called ‘entourage’. *He* is the one being taken advantage of this time, but he’s probably perpetually too high to even see it. This is going to end *very* badly for him, if he doesn’t wake up to that pretty soon.
When these ‘friends’ of his end up taking advantage of Justin’s ability to travel via private jet, all over the world, (trafficking under the guise of a ‘tour’) he’s going to end up in the hot seat with them.
I wish someone would dump him from a moving vehicle.
loser.