Wow, it’s like an old-school Hot Guy Friday up in here! First Benedict Cumberbatch and then Tom Hiddleston (not to mention Hugh Jackman too!) and now Michael Fassbender! These are some new pics of Fassbender arriving at the Toronto airport last night. You know what I love about Fassy? That boy is NOT dapper at all. He cleans up nice, don’t get me wrong, but I feel like he has no inherent style and his “downtime” clothes are made up of decade-old t-shirts and track pants. Which is basically what he’s wearing in these photos. Still, I would bang those track pants off of his pale Irish body in a heartbeat. We are in desperate need of The Return of The Fassdong.
Fassbender has come to Toronto to premiere his latest film with director/BFF Steve McQueen, 12 Years a Slave. Fassy was just in Telluride with McQueen and Chiwetel Ejiofor to promote the movie, and the first film festival reviews are, in a word, GLOWING. Most critics agree that this film will be a major contender for Best Picture, and many believe that Ejiofor and Fassbender will be on the short lists for Best Actor and Best Supporting Actor (respectively). Fassy and McQueen have a long history at TIFF – their last two collaborations, Hunger and Shame, both premiered at TIFF to glowing reviews as well. I expect the same kind of reaction this year.
And I like that Fassy seems to be carrying a heavy garment bag. Hopefully someone helped him out and got him some nice suits. The screening for 12 Years a Slave is tonight!! Shark smiles, hot dongs and so much more. I’m also including some pics of Chiwetel arriving in Toronto yesterday! You know this red carpet is going to be Chiwetel, Fassbender, Brad Pitt and Benedict Cumberbatch, right?!
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Fame/Flynet.
Can I have both? Oh please, oh please?
I love a good sandwich……
No, because I am not done with Chewy yet. I will send him over when I am done. Probably limping… again.
This is my CB husband, make way…..
So am I the only one that noticed the bulge coming from Fassy’s pants??? You guys are slipping lol. But I’ll take Chewy…he’s looks like he bathes.
OH YES PLEASE.
Chewy. Always. For all the regular reasons of hotness and charm. Plus, he doesn’t look like he’s been drinking on the plane.
ChE looks way older than he does in my mind. So Fassy it is for me.
(Quick break and a cheese and pickle sandwich. I make my own pickle – and pickles, truth be told – dontchaknow).
How is the question even ASKED? Chiwetel. Always. If ever I were to forsake sanity altogether and make a squeeing tumblr fan account, it would be for Chiwetel. He isn’t even a dong (like my current bestie dongs, Idris and THardyBlokeMan). He’s too, too, oh I don’t know, too everythang to be a dong.
In fact, I bristle when he’s called Chewy.
Gosh. I typed a lot. Some pickle fell on my chin. I should be more careful. I bet Chiwetel never gets pickle on his chin.
I wouldn’t kick either out of bed, of course.
That being said, I’m not sure if I’m so blinded by my devotion to Tom Hardy that Fassy’s hotness is dwindling for me or if Fassy is just not as hot as I thought he was….or maybe he’s just getting less hot as he ages? Hmmm…
I’m not getting the lust for him that I used to. Then again, he’s much better in motion than in stills.
I know what you mean, I’m feeling the same way. I think in my case part of it is because I’ve heard some stories about how much of an asshat Fassy can be, and that really turns me off.
That said, the idea of him, Chewy, Brad Pitt and even Cumby on the same red carpet is enough to make me spontaneously ovulate, lol.
I just think you have to see Fassy talking and moving and looking sexy on-screen to get the full appreciation. I honestly think that if I had only ever seen pics of him here that I wouldn’t have such a thing for him.
Both and then some, e.g. Cumby…
Keanu is going to be there too, to premiere that Tai Chi movie he directed.
Keanu too ?? Ahhh. So Cumby, Fassy and Keanu in the same spot. How can I endure all this ? A girl must stay strong.
Sorry, Fassbender, Hiddleston and Cumberbatch don’t add up to any Hot Guy Friday – more like an Anemic Pasty-Faced Friday. They all look like they need sun, exercise, and a B12 injection.
Chewy wins this one hands down due to lack of competition.
LOL I so agree 🙂
Hahahahaha. So true 😉
Okay, obviously I find the afore mentioned attractive but your comment is a riot.
Come on, you know very well why they are pasty and all that – there are some CBladies here who like to lock them up inside their mansion and it seems these boys rarely get out see the sunlight. But I’m not accusing anybody! – I know it’s all G-rated what happens inside those walls 😉
*Gasp* What?!? That’s scandalous. Who would do such a thing? Who would… oh, wait a minute…
The “g-rated” thing was sarcasm, right? You scared me for a minute.
What is g-rated?
I think it is a disease transmitted by watching Disney films while drinking coke and pop-rocks.
“what is g-rated?” – ha, I’m definitely not capable of surpassing Sixers sarcasm. (Just in case I say g-rated = u-rated in Britain if that helps)
I really didn’t know! I looked it up on Wikipedia. You say G, I say U. Potato, tomato. Sigh @ me. At least I know what pop-rocks are. Below the knee stockings, right?
I’m sorry Sixer – I didn’t realize. Please accept my embarrassed ethnocentric apology.
Pop-rocks are a candy that, when you put in your mouth, “explode” on your tongue. I think there is some Urban myth that is you eat pop-rocks and drink coke you head opens like a pez dispenser or something.
Ohhh! Space dust! (Pop socks are below the knee stockings. I *was* joking about those).
It should be pointed out that Thornfield Hall does *have* a Sunroom, not that Miss Eyre ever lets anyone else use it. She’s usually in there herself, smashing the delicate glass panes with her toy-boy du jour.
That’s why these dudes are all pasty & in need of Vitamin B-12.
I’ll take both but have an indisputable tenderness for gingers.
Besides, track pants slide right off 😉
TIFF is turning out to be a smorgasbord of beautiful, hot dong. Goodness, this is all so exciting. I feel like a fizzy Hiddles.
Kaiser, we might have to beg that you work through the weekend. We’ll need our fix on Saturday! Even an open post would suffice.
I cant wait till CHarming flies in! Then it will be full dong-house!
Oh, yes please. I’m happily free tomorrow and could play all day. Small People won’t even be here.
So excited that if this film wins Best Picture, Brad will finally get an Oscar. Yee-ha!
Fassy for a one nighter. He’d be trouble long term.
Sadly I must admire Chiwetel’s beauty from afar. As a scifi fan I saw Serenity and Children of Men one too many times. He’s gorgeous, great voice, but an amazingly creepy bad guy! 😉
yes! children of men… good wednesday night in movie
Yessssssssssss Chiwetel is damn smooth lol. He’s a panty dropper for sure
Chiwetel… but not hit it actually, I’d love to have a meal/coffee and have a great conversation with that man about everything anything!
Fassbender is not hot to me. If anything he looked better a couple yrs ago. And he looks older than what he actually is. 36? Try 40s. Don’t see the appeal.
Both, and possibly at the same time.
Fassy is in my city!!!
Kaiser, I waneted to tweet you this morning to say that my affections for Fassy have grown considerably due to the posts on here.
Fassy is in my city!! 🙂
i miss hot guy fridays so much!
Why did hot guy friday stop? I only found this site post hot guy friday and feel like a really missed out.
From what I understand, part of the issue with Hot Guy Friday was how time-consuming it was; gathering all the man pics requested by us horny ladies is a pretty labor-intensive process.
Additionally, I believe many of those photos have to be paid for (I think?) so it’s costly AND time-consuming. On top of that, a lot of us panty-throwing celebitches would habitually complain about one of our Forever Dongs not being represented and it just made for a lot of annoyances for Kaiser and all.
Those were the glory days though.
Pour a 40 oz on the sidewalk for the death of HGF…
Ever since I saw Fassy in “Fish Tank” and “Shame”… I can’t stop having filthy, dirty thoughts about him. It prob doesn’t hurt that my husband is his doppelgänger 😉
Gosh, I love Fall for so many reasons and now with so many great movies coming out soon, I have even MORE reasons to love this time of year! I’m so ready for Fassdong Fall!! 🙂
Chewy FTW. That man still had gravitas and masculine sex appeal while pulling off a convincing drag queen in Kinky Boots.
Seriously, if you haven’t seen that movie, go rent it now. It also has Joel Edgerton and Nick Frost. Super fun.
I adore that movie, and it was my first exposure to Chiwetel Ejiofor. The soundtrack’s pretty good too, and I loved the real life story behind it. CE was awesome in that movie. Also Nick Frost, who I adore, particularly when paired with some Pegg.
Mmmmm. Chiwetel!! I’m digging the “hot librarian” vibe from him in those glasses.
Now I’m thinking about being in a library with him while he lifts me up against a book shelf and does naughty things to me….THANK YOU lol
epiphany, Thank You! Finally, the voice of sanity!!
“epiphany says:
Sorry, Fassbender, Hiddleston and Cumberbatch don’t add up to any Hot Guy Friday – more like an Anemic Pasty-Faced Friday”
Chiwetel…the British title makes him even hotter for me.
Chiwetel hands down. More of him and less of hiddeleston.
Why not both?
Of course I’d choose my Fassy any day of the week, but Chiwetel is hot too. It’s going to be a hot man buffet in this movie.
Lupita Nyong’o, Paul Dano (I like his weird face. Don’t judge please) Michael K. Williams and Sarah Paulson. That’s one star filled red carpet yo.
Imagines being in a Fassy and Chiwetel sandwich. (Or hell, just meeting them both together) Spontaneously combusts.
I’d take both. One one day, the other the next day. :-))
Umh, Fassy is really making an effort not to be portrayed as a male pin up again… after Shame it seemed he was headed for the ‘pretty boy fame’ route, and no, he removed himself from it. Kudos. Low hanging fruit and all that.
a DDL in the making, here.