One may well wonder what sort of sweeping romantic gesture convinced Kate to let Pete Move his flabby pin cushioned shirtless torso into her upmarket digs. What moving post-Libertine lyrics or heartrending Babyshambled speech got that engagement ring on her wrinkled chip-nailed claw.

Well the drug slurred man child took the teenage love hoodlum approach … seasoned with a dash of the Academy Award Winning Happy Feet – and all amongst the gentle hillsides and sleepy villages of the typically English Cotswolds:

Pete caused chaos at the Cotswold Wildlife Park, in Oxfordshire, when he threw what looked like a cannabis joint to the penguins.

The rocker – who has been treated for drug addiction – was showing off in front of Kate when he hurled the alleged joint into the pen.

One of the Humboldt penguins promptly swallowed it.

Well you know what those Humboldt penguins are like … no better than they ought to be … always out after a cheap thrill with nary a thought for tomorrow. Wolfing down the weed like Opus with a bucket of herring. No you don’t want to get mixed up with those Humboldt penguins. If you are out after your quality local penguins you want to head to Stow-on-the-Wold, Cirencester or Chipping Norton. Och Aye … a Chipping Norton penguin — now that’s a real quality flightless aquatic bird. Pride of the Cotswolds !

A source told The Sun: “Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”

To his already impressive list of officials who are not amused by his antics – Doherty has now added zoologists and veterinarians. Another Doherty first in the world of Rock n Roll … can podiatrists and semioticians be far behind?

London Zoo’s chief veterinary officer blasted Pete’s antics.

Andrew Routh fumed: “Feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver.”

via Londonnet

But feed it to a Primrose Hill single mom and you get a place to live. Though to be fair she didnt have much nervous system or liver left.

pics via BCN and sa-venues and D-Listed