Lizzy Caplan appears in the October issue of GQ to promote her Showtime’s Masters of Sex. I guessed the show was some sort of BDSM dramedy, but it’s really a “true story” about sex researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson. Lizzy co-stars alongside Michael Sheen, who is amazing in everything (even those dumb Twilight movies). I know Lizzy has been in a ton of stuff, but the Guardian predicts this show will be her big break. To me, she’ll always be the girl from Cloverfield who (SPOILER) met a very memorable demise.
Since she’s on a show about sex, Lizzy amps up the raunchy talk for GQ. She gives a pretty good photoshoot (you can see heavy cleavage here). Let’s do PG-13 excerpts:
The real athletes in the bedroom: “They basically figured out that the female body is far better equipped for sex than the male body. Women can have multiple orgasms; men cannot. They’re actually the sexual athletes, not the men.”
Her show is educational: “If you watch Masters of Sex, you will score chicks. This is everything your readers need to know. I know that the show will be equally relevant to men and women, if for no other reason: tits!”
On double standards: “If a woman said to me, ‘Hey missy, you look like menage trois material,’ yes I would find that flattering. If a man said that to me, I would be offended. It’s a double standard.”
On the “L” word: “If a guy said to me I reminded him of his childhood pet because of how much he loved her, I would say “I’m very uncomfortable with the word love, and so please get out of my house.'”
Tongue on the first date? “There’s nothing more offensive than when a guy only uses half of his tongue on the first date. For what? Unclear. Just use all of your tongue whatever you do on the first date.”
[From GQ]
She’s clearly aiming for controversy in this interview. I get it. What else can I possibly add in response? Well there’s one thing — if Masters and Johnson were still alive (Virginia died in July of this year, RIP), I’d suggest they study the bizarre sexual specimen known as Russell “Nine Per Night” Brand.
Here’s some photos of Lizzy outside Letterman on Wednesday. She’s wearing Alberta Ferretti. I love cobalt blue with Lizzy’s coloring. I’m also a sucker for well-timed velvet.
Photos courtesy of GQ & WENN
Nice wig, Janice- what’s it made from?!?
Your mum’s chest hair!
Hilarious. Bedhead, you dont think of her as Janice first? How strange.
THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!! Hilarious!!!!!
Oh my God, that was her?!
Well, I love her unconditionally now.
Bad dress, bad interview, but I still kinda like her anyway…
And especially bad advice!!!
There is NOTHING worse than a guy that tries to suffocate you with his whole tongue (assuming we’re talking about kissing; for something else… on a first date, yeah, no. STD much?). Personally, I find it repulsive, and you never know how to tell them that you’re repulsed and you’d like them to stop.
Just stick to sweet, no-tongue kisses, guys. Please.
It’s Janice from Mean Girls!
I’ve loved Caplan ever since her debut in that movie. She’s an amazing comedic talent. I WISH SHE’D BECOME A THING ALREADY. WHAT’S TAKING SO LONG? America, get your priorities straight!
Her make up in the last picture looks like it was put on with a shot gun and her interview is try hard. However, I really enjoyed her in True Blood so I’m going to give her a pass.
Who was she n TB? I don’t remember her.
She played Jason’s GF who was addicted to vampire’s blood, and was killed by Rene in Season 1.
Michael Sheen?! As a sex researcher?!!
Count me in.
Show is quite good. I saw the first episode on “On Demand”. Will definitely watch it. Good idea to read the actual bios of Masters and Johnson. Hard to believe, but series is based on a truth based book. Virgina was way ahead of the time experience wise.
I was bored out of my mind. I thought it was super dull.
I find her very funny and sexy. She was great in True Blood.
To me she’ll always be Janice Ian. Suck on that!
She looks so different in all of these photos.
I liked her in a lot of things and have heard the show is good so I will give it a try. Party Down was probably my favorite!
YES Party Down! Severely underrated.
I like her. This interview, not so much. But whatever, what are you going to talk about on GQ?
The tongue philosophy could be applied to really any situation. I intend to follow her advice to the letter. In my case it will probably mean swabbing.
It depends. I once dated a very tall, older man, who kissed me with closed lips like they do in old movies. Then suddenly, he thrust this enormous, fat, flabby tongue all the way into my mouth. I mean, my mouth was filled with tongue. I’m sure my cheeks were bulging out. There was no room for my own tongue and my gag reflex didn’t know what to react to first. So, I’m just saying…it depends.
You’re welcome.
Yikes! You wonder how a man who kisses like that gets through life, don’t you?
OMFG Azurea I always do too! Like: how are you whatever age and as a man Dont know how to kiss/kiss like in porn, you know, that gross tongue swordfight-not specifically-DURING-sex like makes me question your skill level, how long you’ve been single and forwhy? Who lied to you about this? How much pr0n do you watch? Do you think is real Life Sex?
You know, I was really upset that I had gone with a medical/CSI joke instead of a Miley reference on this one but because you told this story, this is going to be my favorite post of the day.
I will carry the image of your cheeks bulging with Tall Old Guy tongue with me throughout the day. And yes – thank you!
I loved Janice in Mean Girls!
I saw the pilot for this on on demand the other day. I really like her and Sheen, but the pilot, despite having quite a bit of sex and being about the research of sex was actually pretty boring.
Yeah!!! For reals it was sooooo boring.
She looks just like Katy Perry in the first picture. And Miley Cyrus must have consulted with this woman concerning tongue-use for career advice.
Lizzy already gets naked on the Pilot, for those who are interested.
Uh.. okay.
Or not. GROSS!
I do not trade bodily fluids with anybody on a first date. Ever. And if I guy did attempt to kiss me I would expect him to be a gentleman and make it a gentle peck only.
Lizzie Caplin and her ilk ruin it for women like me!!! I guess this woman never learnt the concept of delayed gratification. Anything goes obviously!
Oh good grief, keep your pants on (though apparently, you do).
Different strokes for different folks. And none for Gretchen Wieners.
well if women are running around making it so easy for men to “dip their wick” in any orifice they choose, they start to expect “easiness”. It’s just a fact. A woman has the ability to overrule her hormones, you know. It’s called engaging the brain.
LOL @ Bucky!!!!
Four for you, Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco.
Yeah, the whole tongue down the throat on the first date is not sexy for most people. Screams desperate, I only like your ability to provide sex and possibly offending you doesn’t register on my radar.
calm down ladies, she was just kidding around. Lizzy has been in a relationship with Matthew Perry for like 7 years, so she is definitely not tongueing a bunch of first date guys all over the place. and any guy who reads this article and takes her seriously, you don’t want to date him anyways.
I don’t think those 2 are together anymore, butshe is clearly joking.
really? that sort of makes me a little sad. I actually liked them together.
LOL I would hate for a man who is vigorously and enthusiastically engaging in the act of coitus with me to think I was easy. We can’t have them taking responsibility for their part in it at all can we?!
I didn’t even recognize her. I’ve never seen True Blood or Party Down so all I know her from is Mean Girls. I didn’t even know that she is still in the entertainment biz. She looks so different now. Crazy how so many unknown supporting actresses on Mean Girls have now all surpassed Lindsay Lohan in their acting careers and personal lives.
Is she still dating Matthew Perry?
OMG, she could do better!
As far as I know: yes. Since 2006! When Perry was doing press for “Go On” he alluded to wanting to get married and start a family very soon. When her name popped up on the screen, I assumed it was about that.
I like Matthew Perry, but he is too old for her. Hell. He is too old for me.
Her velvet dress reminds me of an irish dancing costume with a tad less embroidery.
I have a question about velvet for anyone willing to answer. I have noticed more and more people wearing velvet on red carpets throughout the year, sometimes even in the summer. I always thought velvet was more of a winter fabric–am I totally wrong about this?
I am so excited about masters of sex! I am a psychology fanatic (I have a BA in psych and am working on a masters in counseling). My therapist used to work as a sex therapist, and when she first started practicing was when M&J work was first published.
Sorry but I disagree about the tongue thing. I HATE a lot of tongue and believe it should be used sparingly. Doesn’t mean you have to do weird closed-mouth kidding but just use your lips. Good kissers know what I’m talking about 😉
Anyway, she’s funny. I was actually amused by her responses in this interview.
She did a positively adorable interview with Conan a few nights ago. Impossible for me to dislike her now — she seems like one of the few girls in Hollywood that pops into my head who gives a real interview. Funny, not as contrived or worried as others. But also not obviously self-deprecating (like Jennifer Lawrence, who I still adore).
Before studying Russell Brand sexually, it is wise to invest in a Hazmat Suit.
Ummmm, she’s joking, obviously.