Yeah, I’ve gotten a taste for writing about the train wreck that is Courtney Stodden now. Usually I avoided her like the plague, but my God… her freakshow bolt-ons really make this whole travesty come together, right? These are photos of Courtney out to dinner with her husband in Beverly Hills on Friday night. Courtney – who is only 19 years old, apparently! – wore this blue pleather dress which… I mean, I guess the dress was made for her proportions? I’ve worn pleather (or “PVC”) before – I used to have a pair of rock-n-roll pleather pants for partying (back in my youth). Pleather is unforgiving. There is no stretch with pleather. You squeak when you walk. But my point is that these kinds of tube dresses aren’t mass produced for super-skinny famewhores with gigantic circus implants – I really think this dress was made for her. And that’s sad.
Note Courtney’s collar too. That’s on purpose. She’s trying a new thing, I guess, where her image is going to be as a professional submissive, willing to be “chained” I guess. While she was in England for Celebrity Big Brother, she did a photoshoot with photographer Nick Knight. Nick Knight is sort of a big deal – he’s most famous for his rock n’ roll images of people like Lady Gaga (he’s photographed Gaga for many magazines) and he’s also done photoshoots with Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kate Moss and more. What I’m saying is that he’s legitimate. He’s a legit fashion photographer, hired by major magazines. And he just did a photoshoot with Courtney! Apparently, it had an “S&M” theme – Nick Instagram’d some photos with the message: “The very delightful and beautiful Courtney Stodden for my story #powershift at SHOWstudio earlier today.” You can see the images here, I’m including two.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Nick Knight’s Instagram.
Gah, the child has been messing with her lips too.
The child looks 50–wonder if that was the look she was goin’ for.
That’s what I was thinking, lips and 50. At least she’s wearing pasties under that dress, because I can see her navel.
Exactly! She looks like God’s Grandmother, if that gramma worked as a truck stop hooker.
Noticed that too, and something else is different, cheeks maybe? Her face doesn’t resemble the one in these creepy S&M pictures.
Yeah I was wondering what else she had done. I actually thought she looked really good (relative, I know) after the last time she messed with her face, so I don’t know why she had to start tweaking again. Def cheek fillers or implants, but her eyes look different too — can’t decide if it’s a brow lift/Botox or just different makeup.
Something is def weird with her face. She looks like Donatella Versace here. (And I’m pretty sure that dress is rubber.)
Yes! What has she done? She looks like Janice Dickinson with a platinum mess on her head. She looks like she’s in her 50’s. Just stop.
That photo reminds me I need to pick up balloons for my child’s birthday party
Lol!
Ha!
That is hilarious!
Dude, I didn’t know you were Courtney’s mother!
I don’t know what it is, but she somehow looks less hard? I mean, she still looks way older, but she looks less like a 50 year old real housewife, and more like a 40 year old real housewife.
She is wearing neutral/earthy colors on her face. Instead of the bold tacky colors. Like that awful red lipstick.
It also looks like she had her teeth done. New veneers? Maybe?
Seriously, I am more impress that someone got her out of those Lucite platforms heels.
If she was wearing a nude, non frosted lipstick, and put the girls away, she’d look so much better. But it’s what she thinks she wants I guess.
Yeah, I’m super surprised she ditched the shoes and the snake armband.
This girl looks like a cartoon character. Why anyone would want to look like this is beyond me. How unfortunate. I am sure at one time, she was a cute girl.
She looks like a really old Barbie Doll.
‘disturbing or just budget?’ – well, remove the ‘or’ and the question mark and you have my opinion.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Seriously. She looks like the CDC vortex for STDs. I’d be afraid to have her sit down on anything — it would probably render the entire block radioactive. My dear old aunt had a word for this look — “CHEAP”. And for the love of God, woman, get those things hacked off your chest. It’s painful just seeing them. I wonder, 20 years from now, if she’ll look back on this and ask “Why didn’t somebody bitchslap me?! Why would anybody let me do that to myself??”
LMAO!! Reading your post just made coffee come out of my nose.. I really needed that laugh. Thanks 🙂
She could’ve been so pretty had she just left herself alone. Now, she is so cartoonish.
Her face color doesn’t match her boob color which doesn’t match her leg color. And as for her “dress” all I have to say is holy Saran Wrap, batman!
Shameless famew**** being shameless. Nothing more or less. She craves the attention, gossip sites give it to her.
Urgh, ‘decent’ photographers are normalizing this as an image of womanhood now? This is not ok.
I just thought about how effed up her feet must be from years of stripper heels. Ew.
^ Sounds very painful to me!
If she’s 19 I’m the Queen of England
+1.
It’s common knowledge that she is. There are yearbook photos, marriage license, and lots of other documentation. Sadly, she’s just 19.
I feel for her. Between her mom and her husband, she never had a chance. And I’m sure she wanted this all, too, of course.
I feel for her, too. I don’t even feel like making fun of her, because I feel that she never had a chance. She is a very public slave.
A part of me wants to kidnap her and take her to some nice, quiet and normal little village, where she could interact with other kids her age and where everybody would treat her with respect – not like a live blow-up doll. Where she could learn that she also has a brain and has the right to a personality, opinions and dreams.
Poor Courtney. I hope one day she can break free.
She looks so unhealthy. I thought for a while after her first “makeover” (with normal foundation, blonde hair, mascara and red lips), she actually looked pretty good but she’s reverted to frosty lipstick and sickly white blonde.
She looks like a budget Lohan to me. Wait…can that even exist?
The world is in a sad state if that can exist.
I feel sad when I see her. I can’t even find looking at her ridiculous appearance funny.
I feel the same way.
“Usually I avoided her like the plague, but my God… her freakshow bolt-ons really make this whole travesty come together, right?”
It is sentences like this that make me fall in love with this site all over again.
Hey! Did she actually get new shoes? Or did she just Bedazzle the ones she always wears?
I want to say something nice, I like that pourse.
She should go on The ugly side of prejudice. The episode with Gary and Reggie is excellent.
You know Dina Lohan wonders why her kids can’t be so AMAZING! And, she really could call this one “a child”
when she starts f*cking up! WIN!!!
I’m still waiting for her to go into porn. Not that I want to see that, but she’s been hinting at it forever. Why did you have to boost her up more, UK? Now she thinks she can be legit and it’ll take longer her to realize she has absolutely nothing to offer.
What on earth is there to say about this mess that hasn’t already been said?
Her breasts look painful.
Amen! Ouch!
she needs a mummy hug..i feel it.
She should quit wasting time and go straight into porn. She’d be making a lot more money and getting all the attention she wants. She’s already got the wardrobe for it.
My heart breaks for her. She needs help. Someone close to her really needs to look at her and see that and do something. I hope she gets the help she so obviously needs.
I agree. It makes me so angry at her parents that instead of loving her and helping her pursue her goals and dreams and become a strong and confident young lady, instead they basically sold her off in her mid-teens to a 50 year old man and encouraged to her to dress like a sleazy and act like a porn star. What kind of parents are do that?!!
She was a child when they married her off. They were there to guide her and help her make the right decisions. Just because you dress her like a 20-something porn star doesn’t mean she is a grown up. Her mother makes me sick. Imo, it’s child abuse what they’ve done to her and I feel very sorry for her because how she could not end up with serious mental issues after all this …? Plus her behaviour is so overly sexual it makes me wonder about her childhood. I don’t know if she was sexually molested, but the signs sure are there. It’s very common for molested children to act out in a sexual way for attention because they confuse that attention with love. Sad.
I completely agree.
shes a fat skinny chick. she has the beginnings of cellulite on her legs. yikes. and i bet her creeper husband insisted on the chain around her neck.
Free Courtney Stodden.
I just want to buy this girl a sweater.
Or a burka.
In years to come when she is having a raft of psychiatric assistance, I’ll bet the majority of blame will be laid at her parents’ door, for allowing their child to both be abused and abuse herself.
Holy titties Batman!
It’s odd to me that someone whose whole image is based on sex can come across so…asexual. Even when she’s draped all over her husband I get the feeling they’ve never been intimate. Which is probably a good thing. Poor girl.
I thought the exact same thing when I looked at those photos. She’s trying so hard to look and be sexy, and yet somehow comes across as completely devoid of any sexuality whatsoever. And that is not a bad thing, considering how her mother and creep of a husband have been trying to sexualize her since she was a teenager.
Her breasts make me cringe, they just look so painful and unnatural. I wonder if she even realizes the damage she is doing to her body by having such massive unnatural implants in her.
My 2 cents…
Her “dress” is not made of PVC, but latex…
… And that’s why it “suits” her(ok, why her bobs are not exploding everywhere)
On the plus side, at least she LOOKS the same age as her husband.
Grose.
Stop doing the weird Bieber eyebrows look.
If she’s 19, then I’m the f—ing queen of England
I think she looks kind of awesome. Skanky as hell, but that’s Courtney.
I don’t know how it happened. I’m kinda warming up to this trashy famewhore. You’re right; must be the bolt-ons.
That chest is sad, bolt ons are the new american dream.
I saw some pics of her when she was much younger 10-12 y/o- she was doing those creepy pseudo sexual poses then. Gross! I actually think she looks better in the pro pics- her makeup and the filter that tones down the play-doh yellow hair. Listening to her speak, she is ignorant- this is her parents fault, like all she would ever need is boobies, a blow up sex doll pout and stripper pole posture. Who does this to their daughter? She isn’t smart enough to be anything but this or to realize she should want to.
I think her face looks SO PRETTY in those first two photos. Maybe it’s the different makeup . . . but her face is really pretty now.
RE Mean-Girling her? Hey – the fact that she IS only 19 makes me tend to excuse her over-sexed look. Besides – SEX SELLS! So she’s decided to get a piece of this huge $$$ pie while she’s “fresh picked and in season.” (Maybe she’s just rilly SMART!)
She needs a hug.
Yep! And some decent people in her life to guide her onto a better path… This girl just makes me so sad :(.
What’s been done to her by her mother, then exacerbated by her husband, is nothing short of criminal. She’s too stupid and taken in by the vapid culture of “you’re nothing unless you’re overtly sexual” to understand how she’s being pimped out by the two most important people in her life, who should be encouraging her to grow and develop as a person, not as a media generated prostitute.
I bear her no malice, I just feel so sorry for her as she’s facing a pretty ugly future as a result of the manipulation she’s suffered at such a formative age from a mother and spouse, who only see dollar signs in their eyes.
Her look just screams abuse victim. Dr. Drew would have her diagnosed in a minute and a half.
So sad.
So most vapid famewhores end their ‘careers’ looking like overly-surgically enhanced caricatures of themselves …
Courtney Stodden is starting out as a vapid overly-surgically enhanced caricature. I don’t know how this is going to end, but I know it ain’t gonna be pretty.
Images of the “cat lady” NY socialite are dancing in my brain. *shudder*
I’ll bet if I tied her to my house, her circus boobs would make it float like in the movie Up…
I honestly think she is a victim of childhood sexual abuse. She’s been dressing and acting like a “p0rn store’ since she was 16 and she thinks it’s ‘sexy.’ Not to mention those disturbing photos of her and her creepy dad.
So sad.
It’s sad that she’s actually getting work. despite looking like that and being talentless. Once again, kudos America.
She was hired in the UK, but you can blame America anyway, she’s an all-American product.
If Donatella Versace and Jenna Jameson had a daughter together, this is what she’d look like.
Morbid Distortion of the Human Body
Bobbleheads teetering around on chicken legs, precariously perched on pillars of platform, carrying oversized extensions of the body.
Cheek implants now?!
I’m pretty sure that’s not pleather, but latex or rubber, which stretches. So, less..sad?? I’m not sure.
I don’t know, that looks like latex to me. And those photos are terrible! I mean, entirely seperate from the ‘model’, legitimately terrible
I don’t understand her parents? Girls don’t just do these thing as young as she was, without some guidance! Who wants their baby girl to aspire to this? It’s so sad… Too bad CPS couldn’t have intervened, or school, or a family member? It’s just wrong.
The dress is rubber, like Katy Perry’s rubber dresses, not pleather, so it stretches over her frankenboobs. It’s probably lined and fairly comfortable. Looking at her is uncomfortable though.
Hahaha…with her hair down, you can’t see her upper arms and at first glance I thought she looked like a T-Rex!!
Sad. Wait until she hits 40 and has been carrying those melons around. Her back and shoulders are going to be shot. Just wish when her old (and I do mean old) man talked her into those he would have been forced to get ball implants the same size. Carry those around for awhile fool.
Not in any way excusing her parents for allowing her behaviors and actions, but this girl seems to have had an intense I Will Be Famous Somehow drive for many years, and here she is. If she hadn’t married Doug, no one would have heard of her. The new implants have ratcheted her back into the press again simply because they are so outrageously huge. What I don’t know is, what does she plan next to maintain or go beyond where she is now? Or is the plan just go grab what press and money she can now..but then what? Does she think she can transition into acting or singing, and if so, when/how, and how can she be taken seriously with such a distorted body? There are implants, and then there is this disaster – so rigid and painful looking. She has to be severely uncomfortable.
The smart thing right now, for her health and for whatever she wants hers next move to be, would be to immediately have these removed and (ideally) go back to her own body – but if not, get a quality cosmetic surgeon to put in implants that are not grotesque. It seems she wants large implants, and I’m sure she can get them, but this large is just horrendous looking.