Stacy Keibler brought her new millionaire ‘tech entrepreneur’ boyfriend to Paris

Here are some new photos of Stacy Keibler at yesterday’s Chanel show in Paris. I’m surprised she wrangled an invite – the Chanel show is a pretty popular ticket and Karl Lagerfeld usually culls the guest list a bit better than this. Other ladies at the show: Katy Perry, Vanessa Paradis, Rita Ora, Kate Upton and Zoe Kravitz. Does Stacy Keibler fit in that group? Sort of, especially when you include Rita Ora. Still, it’s not like Stacy is still George Clooney’s girlfriend – which is why Lagerfeld sent her one of the uglier, less flattering dresses, I’m assuming.

But! Stacy DOES have a new boyfriend. He’s just not famous. And he lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know him. Actually, his name is Jared Pobre and he’s described as a “tech entrepreneur” (aren’t we all?) with a multi-million-dollar portfolio. So… well done? She Instagram’d a photo, writing “Love being in the city of love.” Idiot. Then she confirmed it to People via “a friend of the couple” who says: “They have been friends for years and recently sparks flew.” Here’s the Instagram photo:

I’m an American and I look at this photo and I think it represents the douchey side of America. This guy is sitting in a nice Parisian restaurant with a f—king Yankees hat? Dude, you’re NOT Jay-Z. Only Jay can pull that off in Paris. And they’re both wearing sunglasses? American douchebags. Anyway, Ol’ Keibler hooked another rich guy. Good for her, I guess. I always figured she was smarter than Elisabetta Canalis and this just proves it – I really believe George bought Stacy an apartment and she feathered her nest very well while she was with George, so now she’s in a position to be a bit choosy. She can afford to wait until she finds another wealthy guy. And I guess this is it.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.

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  1. bowers says:

    Good for her.

  2. Anna says:

    ‘American Douchebags’ needs to be trademarked immediately!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      “This guy is sitting in a nice Parisian restaurant with a f—king Yankees hat?”

      Kaiser read my mind with that comment. So f*cking funny.

      • YoungHeartOldSoulNewView says:

        Yikes, thought that was a wee bit harsh. When I studied abroad in Paris two years ago, all the young’uns loved wearing American attire or anything with English words on it (which I realize doesn’t mean it is American and is most likely the UK influence). But many kids wore American sports caps and jerseys so I don’t think that is the douchey part. The douchey part is wearing sunglasses in a restaurant. As if the papz are checkin’ for either of you.

    • Karolina says:

      haha so on point, the only thing that is missing to make the cliché complete is yoga pants and an oversized hoodie.

  3. Lindy says:

    I always liked her. I hope she does well.

  4. AlexandraJane says:

    She is much less scarily tanned and bleach blonde here. She looks so much prettier.

    • NEENAZEE says:

      what about her legs? They are at least 17 shades darker than the rest of her skin

      • ncmagnolia says:

        Look closer. I think you’ll see that her legs were photographed in a shadow/ shade, which makes them appear darker.

        Good for her. Take the opportunities you’ve been given and work them, girl.

  5. Maritza says:

    The guy is rich and hot, what’s not to like? Lucky girl.

  6. Miss M says:

    My thoughts:

    1- Whoever did her enhancement, did a horrible boob job.

    2- Jared Pobre– thank goodness he is only “Pobre” (poor) in his surname.

    3- Painfully skinny

    4- Don’t “they” all search for a richer one. Lauren Silverman, anyone?!

    5- “American douchebags”– well, at least they are not checking others’ dishes (and complaining the food is too expensive for the size of the plate and they’d rather only have drinks) like the ones I encountered in Rome. LOL

    6- Well done Cray! Now, go away! Keep trying to imitate Goop style on your new website, 🙂

  7. Frida_K says:

    Jared Pobre?

    Pared Pobre is what came to mind (poor wall). Makes no sense, but in a way it does. Not a lot there and lots of space for projection…oh, wait. That would describe most reality t.v. “stars” and other D-list “celebs.”

    Meh.

  8. Laurabb says:

    I give them a pass for the hats and sunglasses, they look like they are sitting on a patio.

  9. MrsB says:

    He’s hot! And they’re sitting outside so I see nothing wrong with the sunglasses or his hat.

  10. blue marie says:

    Well bless her heart, she’s trying. I hate the eyeliner all around the eyes, it makes a face look harsher and it’s something I wish they wouldn’t bring back.

  11. Celebitchin' says:

    Seriously? You can’t see the shadows of the dress or the photographers leaning in?

  12. Erinn says:

    They’re super cute together. Good for her. Also, I love that her hair is darker – the shade really suits her. She’s so much prettier, and less annoying than Canallis.

  13. Loz says:

    What is going on in her legular area? It looks like she took a shower and all the fake tan ran down her body and onto her legs.

  14. Tessa says:

    If they weren’t outside, I’d agree you MUST lose the hat and sunglasses at the table. But they’re outside, so whatever. It was probably sunny and maybe he was sweating and didn’t want to take it off.

  15. Cody says:

    She had to go up to Canada to find her millionaire TECH boyfriend all the ones in silicon valley were taken?

  16. Sarah says:

    What is up with her “tan?” Her legs are orange and the rest of her – not orange. Look at her hands/arms next to her legs? Ick. And it looks to me like she jacked her face again.

  17. davidbowie says:

    Uncle George got her some new breasts!

  18. pzc says:

    That dress might look ok on a flat-chested person.

    • Ruthie says:

      Yes… exactly!

    • magpie says:

      Yeah, it’d look really cute on someone like Michelle Williams, but Stacey is too broad shouldered and busty to wear that. It’s pulling and stretching in all the wrong places.

  19. Mandy says:

    Her cheeks look a tad puffy in that last picture. Fillers much?

  20. Boodiba says:

    The dress is hideous.

  21. Ruthie says:

    Why is no-one talking about that horrible f’ing dress?! Looks awful… Maybe if her tits didn’t look like balloons…

  22. Ag says:

    Good for her. Lol

  23. Grant says:

    I think her boobs look great in that dress.

  24. lafrenchy says:

    I suspect he is in the picture for far much longer than admitted…. as her real boyfriend behind the showmance with pepew George

  25. Lisa says:

    His business (Future Ads) has been around for more than a decade. It’s basically an internet ad agency, and brands like Dockers, Virgin America, and Carnival Cruise Lines use Future Ads.

  26. MissNostalgia says:

    It won’t last, but at least noone will mistake this dude for her dad.

  27. Aqua says:

    Good for her!She did what she wanted to do and that was to set up a nice little nest egg for herself.Now it’s time to move on.

  28. togsos says:

    I don’t get why people don’t like her. She seems inoffensive to me. Tbh the only thing I know about her is that she dated a man who loves to exploit power imbalances in his relationships. The dress seems a little tight across the top boob area but other than that she looks very pretty.

  29. the other guest says:

    No matter how hard she tries, she always looks so budget to me. Her facial expressions, that are caught on camera, have this far away look, as if there is nothing in that big farhead to think about. I do miss the bird’s next hair do.

  30. aemish says:

    cute dress! cute shoes!

  31. taxi says:

    She’s too old for that dress unless the boob show is to drum up business. Same with the hooker shoes.

  32. Pandy says:

    I don’t find her very attractive and I’m not a fan of her makeup in these shots so … nope. Still not attractive (although of course she has a great body) and that is one mofugly dress.

  33. meadow says:

    Horrible make up, other than that you go girl.