Here are some new photos of Stacy Keibler at yesterday’s Chanel show in Paris. I’m surprised she wrangled an invite – the Chanel show is a pretty popular ticket and Karl Lagerfeld usually culls the guest list a bit better than this. Other ladies at the show: Katy Perry, Vanessa Paradis, Rita Ora, Kate Upton and Zoe Kravitz. Does Stacy Keibler fit in that group? Sort of, especially when you include Rita Ora. Still, it’s not like Stacy is still George Clooney’s girlfriend – which is why Lagerfeld sent her one of the uglier, less flattering dresses, I’m assuming.
But! Stacy DOES have a new boyfriend. He’s just not famous. And he lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know him. Actually, his name is Jared Pobre and he’s described as a “tech entrepreneur” (aren’t we all?) with a multi-million-dollar portfolio. So… well done? She Instagram’d a photo, writing “Love being in the city of love.” Idiot. Then she confirmed it to People via “a friend of the couple” who says: “They have been friends for years and recently sparks flew.” Here’s the Instagram photo:
I’m an American and I look at this photo and I think it represents the douchey side of America. This guy is sitting in a nice Parisian restaurant with a f—king Yankees hat? Dude, you’re NOT Jay-Z. Only Jay can pull that off in Paris. And they’re both wearing sunglasses? American douchebags. Anyway, Ol’ Keibler hooked another rich guy. Good for her, I guess. I always figured she was smarter than Elisabetta Canalis and this just proves it – I really believe George bought Stacy an apartment and she feathered her nest very well while she was with George, so now she’s in a position to be a bit choosy. She can afford to wait until she finds another wealthy guy. And I guess this is it.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram.
Good for her.
‘American Douchebags’ needs to be trademarked immediately!
“This guy is sitting in a nice Parisian restaurant with a f—king Yankees hat?”
Kaiser read my mind with that comment. So f*cking funny.
Yikes, thought that was a wee bit harsh. When I studied abroad in Paris two years ago, all the young’uns loved wearing American attire or anything with English words on it (which I realize doesn’t mean it is American and is most likely the UK influence). But many kids wore American sports caps and jerseys so I don’t think that is the douchey part. The douchey part is wearing sunglasses in a restaurant. As if the papz are checkin’ for either of you.
haha so on point, the only thing that is missing to make the cliché complete is yoga pants and an oversized hoodie.
Don’t forget the bright white tennis shoes, large camera around the neck and loud talking…
I always liked her. I hope she does well.
She is much less scarily tanned and bleach blonde here. She looks so much prettier.
what about her legs? They are at least 17 shades darker than the rest of her skin
Look closer. I think you’ll see that her legs were photographed in a shadow/ shade, which makes them appear darker.
Good for her. Take the opportunities you’ve been given and work them, girl.
The guy is rich and hot, what’s not to like? Lucky girl.
My thoughts:
1- Whoever did her enhancement, did a horrible boob job.
2- Jared Pobre– thank goodness he is only “Pobre” (poor) in his surname.
3- Painfully skinny
4- Don’t “they” all search for a richer one. Lauren Silverman, anyone?!
5- “American douchebags”– well, at least they are not checking others’ dishes (and complaining the food is too expensive for the size of the plate and they’d rather only have drinks) like the ones I encountered in Rome. LOL
6- Well done Cray! Now, go away! Keep trying to imitate Goop style on your new website, 🙂
Jared Pobre?
Pared Pobre is what came to mind (poor wall). Makes no sense, but in a way it does. Not a lot there and lots of space for projection…oh, wait. That would describe most reality t.v. “stars” and other D-list “celebs.”
Meh.
I give them a pass for the hats and sunglasses, they look like they are sitting on a patio.
Agreed. What’s wrong with the Yankees hat?
Most European men don’t wear hats like that, but whatever, they can do what they want.
A great number do, but usually they are under 25.
I agree, I think they are outside. Still kinda douchey though.
He’s hot! And they’re sitting outside so I see nothing wrong with the sunglasses or his hat.
Well bless her heart, she’s trying. I hate the eyeliner all around the eyes, it makes a face look harsher and it’s something I wish they wouldn’t bring back.
Seriously? You can’t see the shadows of the dress or the photographers leaning in?
They’re super cute together. Good for her. Also, I love that her hair is darker – the shade really suits her. She’s so much prettier, and less annoying than Canallis.
What is going on in her legular area? It looks like she took a shower and all the fake tan ran down her body and onto her legs.
If they weren’t outside, I’d agree you MUST lose the hat and sunglasses at the table. But they’re outside, so whatever. It was probably sunny and maybe he was sweating and didn’t want to take it off.
She had to go up to Canada to find her millionaire TECH boyfriend all the ones in silicon valley were taken?
What is up with her “tan?” Her legs are orange and the rest of her – not orange. Look at her hands/arms next to her legs? Ick. And it looks to me like she jacked her face again.
Uncle George got her some new breasts!
That dress might look ok on a flat-chested person.
Yes… exactly!
Yeah, it’d look really cute on someone like Michelle Williams, but Stacey is too broad shouldered and busty to wear that. It’s pulling and stretching in all the wrong places.
Her cheeks look a tad puffy in that last picture. Fillers much?
The dress is hideous.
Why is no-one talking about that horrible f’ing dress?! Looks awful… Maybe if her tits didn’t look like balloons…
Good for her. Lol
I think her boobs look great in that dress.
I suspect he is in the picture for far much longer than admitted…. as her real boyfriend behind the showmance with pepew George
His business (Future Ads) has been around for more than a decade. It’s basically an internet ad agency, and brands like Dockers, Virgin America, and Carnival Cruise Lines use Future Ads.
It won’t last, but at least noone will mistake this dude for her dad.
Good for her!She did what she wanted to do and that was to set up a nice little nest egg for herself.Now it’s time to move on.
I don’t get why people don’t like her. She seems inoffensive to me. Tbh the only thing I know about her is that she dated a man who loves to exploit power imbalances in his relationships. The dress seems a little tight across the top boob area but other than that she looks very pretty.
No matter how hard she tries, she always looks so budget to me. Her facial expressions, that are caught on camera, have this far away look, as if there is nothing in that big farhead to think about. I do miss the bird’s next hair do.
cute dress! cute shoes!
She’s too old for that dress unless the boob show is to drum up business. Same with the hooker shoes.
I don’t find her very attractive and I’m not a fan of her makeup in these shots so … nope. Still not attractive (although of course she has a great body) and that is one mofugly dress.
Horrible make up, other than that you go girl.