I was doing the school run this morning and heard a weird story about Miley Cyrus on Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. The program is affiliated with iHeartRadio, so maybe they had an inside scoop on Miley’s behavior at the festival. They reported how when Miley wasn’t giving herself a front wedgie onstage, she was handing out Liam Hemworth’s cell number to her fans and telling them to prank call him at all hours. I don’t know if it’s true, but it sounds like something Miley might do. I’m guessing Liam’s already changed his number.

Last night was the momentous premiere of Miley’s MTV documentary, Miley: The Movement. Miley was very excited and tweeted about being the “happiest girl in the world.” Then she put on her very best marijuana-print socks and settled in for the show.

Did I watch the show? Kind of, but I’m really sick and out of it, so I didn’t take notes. I also didn’t learn anything new except that Miley calls her mom “my homie.” Buzzfeed has a good collection of screencaps and quotes if you’re interested.

Now for the good stuff. Remember how Miley gleefully compared herself to Sinead O’Connor during her recent trainwreck of an interview with Rolling Stone? Well Sinead has penned an open letter in response. Of course Sinead has her own issues (like THAT tattoo), but she has her head on straight as far as the music business goes. She also sounds very maternal here, and it’s a lovely letter despite all the profanities. Sinead points out how Miley is only degrading herself by getting naked for Uncle Terry in her videos and licking sledgehammers. I hope Miley takes these words seriously:

Dear Miley,

I wasn’t going to write this letter, but today i’ve been dodging phone calls from various newspapers who wished me to remark upon your having said in Rolling Stone your Wrecking Ball video was designed to be similar to the one for Nothing Compares… So this is what I need to say… And it is said in the spirit of motherliness and with love.

I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way ‘cool’ to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos. It is in fact the case that you will obscure your talent by allowing yourself to be pimped, whether its the music business or yourself doing the pimping.

Nothing but harm will come in the long run, from allowing yourself to be exploited, and it is absolutely NOT in ANY way an empowerment of yourself or any other young women, for you to send across the message that you are to be valued (even by you) more for your sexual appeal than your obvious talent.
I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you.

The music business doesn’t give a sh-t about you, or any of us. They will prostitute you for all you are worth, and cleverly make you think its what YOU wanted.. and when you end up in rehab as a result of being prostituted, ‘they’ will be sunning themselves on their yachts in Antigua, which they bought by selling your body and you will find yourself very alone.

None of the men oggling you give a sh-t about you either, do not be fooled. Many’s the woman mistook lust for love. If they want you sexually that doesn’t mean they give a f– about you. All the more true when you unwittingly give the impression you don’t give much of a f— about yourself. And when you employ people who give the impression they don’t give much of a f— about you either. No one who cares about you could support your being pimped.. and that includes you yourself.

Yes, I’m suggesting you don’t care for yourself. That has to change. You ought be protected as a precious young lady by anyone in your employ and anyone around you, including you. This is a dangerous world. We don’t encourage our daughters to walk around naked in it because it makes them prey for animals and less than animals, a distressing majority of whom work in the music industry and it’s associated media.

You are worth more than your body or your sexual appeal. The world of showbiz doesn’t see things that way, they like things to be seen the other way, whether they are magazines who want you on their cover, or whatever.. Don’t be under any illusions.. ALL of them want you because they’re making money off your youth and your beauty.. which they could not do except for the fact your youth makes you blind to the evils of show business. If you have an innocent heart you can’t recognise those who do not.

I repeat, you have enough talent that you don’t need to let the music business make a prostitute of you. You shouldn’t let them make a fool of you either. Don’t think for a moment that any of them give a flying f— about you. They’re there for the money.. we’re there for the music. It has always been that way and it will always be that way. The sooner a young lady gets to know that, the sooner she can be REALLY in control.

You also said in Rolling Stone that your look is based on mine. The look I chose, I chose on purpose at a time when my record company were encouraging me to do what you have done. I felt I would rather be judged on my talent and not my looks. I am happy that I made that choice, not least because I do not find myself on the proverbial rag heap now that I am almost 47 yrs of age.. which unfortunately many female artists who have based their image around their sexuality, end up on when they reach middle age.

Real empowerment of yourself as a woman would be to in future refuse to exploit your body or your sexuality in order for men to make money from you. I needn’t even ask the question.. I’ve been in the business long enough to know that men are making more money than you are from you getting naked. Its really not at all cool. And its sending dangerous signals to other young women. Please in future say no when you are asked to prostitute yourself. Your body is for you and your boyfriend. It isn’t for every spunk-spewing dirtbag on the net, or every greedy record company executive to buy his mistresses diamonds with.

As for the shedding of the Hannah Montana image.. whoever is telling you getting naked is the way to do that does absolutely NOT respect your talent, or you as a young lady. Your records are good enough for you not to need any shedding of Hannah Montana. She’s waaaaaaay gone by now.. Not because you got naked but because you make great records.

Whether we like it or not, us females in the industry are role models and as such we have to be extremely careful what messages we send to other women. The message you keep sending is that its somehow cool to be prostituted.. its so not cool Miley.. its dangerous. Women are to be valued for so much more than their sexuality. we aren’t merely objects of desire. I would be encouraging you to send healthier messages to your peers.. that they and you are worth more than what is currently going on in your career. Kindly fire any m-therf—er who hasn’t expressed alarm, because they don’t care about you.

[From SineadOConnor.com]

This is an amazing letter. If anyone can get through to Miley about how ridiculous she looks right now, it’s Sinead. I know Miley thinks she’s in control right now, but she isn’t. She’s doing what Larry Rudolph and her producers are telling her to do. The tongue thing is silly, and that’s all Miley, but the rest of the stuff isn’t so harmless. Miley seems to really despise her Disney days, but it does her no good to rail against it so blatantly. That’s what bothers me most about Miley’s rebellion — she seems like she’s doing it only to escape her past. Her handlers are taking advantage. When Sinead says, “You don’t need to let the music business make a prostitute of you,” Miley should listen.

If you haven’t seen Miley’s SNL promo commercial yet, you can watch it here. She jokes about the VMAs and claims, “I stick out my tongue to smell things.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN, NBC & Miley Cyrus on Twiter