Chelsea Handler is single again after splitting with Andre Balazs (again). Also, she’s still trying to convince people she’s 38 years old. [ICYDK]
Lacey Chabert is all grown up in Maxim. [Popoholic]
Blind item: Did Sarah Michelle Gellar bitch out a doorman? [CDAN]
Bill de Blasio is going to be the new mayor of NYC. [Gawker]
Cory Monteith’s cause of death is depressing. [Bitten & Bound]
Emmy Rossum didn’t recognize her gynecologist. [The Frisky]
Jodie Foster is dating Ellen DeGeneres’ ex-girlfriend. [Wonderwall]
Pharrell is getting married this month. His fiancée is pretty too. [Bossip]
Kim Kardashian is trying to convince Khloe to get a divorce. [PopBytes]
Madonna is just straight-up copying Miley Cyrus now. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Creepy lake in Africa turns animals into stone. *shiver* [OMG Blog]
How to work a jumpsuit, a lesson not taught by Ellen Pompeo. [Yeeeah]
Snooki lost 50 pounds in six months. Cocaine. [Life & Style]
The Simpsons is going to kill off a character! Mr. Burns? Smithers? [Limelife]
That dude must be a glutton for punishment to keep going back to her. And there is no way she’s only 3 yrs older than me.
Chelsea definitely has an advanced case of booze-related “old” face.
Believe it or not, I can attest to the fact that she really, truly is only 38. I know someone who went to high school with her (and has old pictures to back it up.)
really? that is a hard 38 then.
I, too, know someone that went to high school with her and she IS in fact 38. She looks much much older.
She really is 38? My Mom is 54 and looks so much better than that!
LOL, this is so funny, but true! I also know someone that grew up with her and he swears she’s 38. Otherwise I would never believe she’s anything less than 45.
ahhhhhhhh Chelsea…head up girl!!
Soooo… I just read Sinead O’Connor’s amazing letter to Miley Cyrus. Telling her to have some respect for herself, stop pimping her body, and keep her clothes on. It was an incredible letter.
Then I jump over here and see a link to Lacey Chabert on the cover of Maxim. In her underwear. Selling her body. Which makes me think of all the other actresses/celebrities who have covered Maxim. In their underwear. Selling their bodies.
And it makes me sad.
Those tweets from Emmy Rossum are hilarious though.
Sinead really has no pot to piss in, after all, she tattooed some guy’s intials on HER FACE.
That doesn’t nullify her experiences in the entertainment industry.
Just because she’s crazy doesn’t mean that her insights about the entertainment industry are valid… In fact, I would venture that the fact that she’s been chewed up and spit out makes her opinion all the more valid.
I’m sure he had some good points in her letter but Sinead is pretty cray-cray in her own right. That awful impulse Vegas marriage fiasco was just awful.
Sinead is definitely troubled, but some of the most troubled people I’ve ever met actually have really good insight from dealing with their own issues. They just don’t always follow their own advice…
Tots agree, I saw the Sinead post after this one. She does have some great points…
Unfortunately I think I’m becoming a Miley apologist. While I see nothing interesting or groundbreaking about what she’s doing (it’s just gross, but hey being gross looks like it’s working!), I think she’s more self aware than people give her credit for. I don’t think she’s Rudolf’s puppet, or anyone elses for that matter. She wants her album to be big and she’s going all out to make it happen. She has plenty of time to do Rom Coms when she’s older.
My god, what a horrifying photo of Chelsea. Her face looks like the raptors in Jurassic Park.
I saw that African lake thing on tumblr…sooo creepy. (And kinda cool.)
The Jodi Foster news makes me so happy. I absolutely adore Alexandra Hedison and was little peeved when Ellen dumped her for the very plastic Portia. She seems very smart and creative. I think she and Jodi fit together nicely.
Honestly, how does a guy go from Uma Thurman to Chelsea Handler? Honestly.
She is attractive, although she looks like she’s in her late forties to me–but she also seems like a nasty person, and on top of that, as a comedian she’s not even funny–just vulgar.
Maybe she’s fun to drink with, but I see her like my grandma (who is an alcoholic)–when she gets drunk, she starts sh-t talking EVERYONE.
Uma is a big party girl (according to Lainey blinds.)
I wouldn’t know one way or another–she doesn’t really have a squeaky clean image (you know–the good girl), but she also doesn’t have a LiLo or RDJ image either–so I wouldn’t be surprised if she did like to get her wine and vodka and beer on…..but she just doesn’t seem nasty to me at all. So I guess that’s the difference–that and she’s talented.
She is. I worked in a restaurant she frequented with Busson in NY and she would come in coked out of her mind. (I served her and saw it myself + heard the stories from my roommate and other servers who served her.)
Agree (about how can one go from Uma to Chelsea). They are so very different. Uma is such a class act.
I’ve heard those stories as well. Uma is fantastic, but had a coke problem for a long time. It supposedly got better after she got pregnant, however, I don’t know about now.
Chelsea has daddy issues.
She has issues full stop.
I don’t know anything about Snooki, but I kinda thought maybe she got to be a mom and stopped consuming 3000 calories worth of liquor a day=weight loss.
Totally. Plus if she’s nursing her baby that’s quite a few calories burned everyday as well.
It’s so weird to me that we are all supposed to celebrate her weight loss when she has been very open about her past battle with anorexia and bulimia
she went to public school and you can see when she graduated – she’s 38. she just looks old from all the partying.
RE: SMG. She’s the next Patricia Heaton
Oooh! I can totally see it.
Yuk
Yuk!
Awww… Pharrell and his baby mamma are so cute. Note to Pharrell: Don’t let JT sing! He’ll make it all about him!
Was this ever some grand love affair? I feel a whole lotta “eh”.
@side-eye,I’m an African and believe me in Africa there are creepier things than a lake turning an animal to stone,although we don’t call it creepy we call it “juju”.
She always seems out of it, maybe drugs? Poor guy just needs to stay away from this trash.
Lord, I’m glad I stopped my party days before the booze face set in. Although, those on off relationships really put your heart through the ringer.. I’m dealing with it right now… With pie, lots of pie.
What man in his right mind would date Chelsea Handler? She is an ugly person inside and out. If she can get a good-looking millionaire to have a long-term relationship with her, then I have a chance too. The only problem is getting into those social circles to meet a millionaire! She must do some freaky stuff in bed to hypnotize this man in returning to her again and again.
I thought he always had some style, but dating her?
What was he thinking?
To me, it doesn’t matter how much money she makes. She is beyond trailer park.
There are two things I know about Andre Balasz.
He owns hotels and he is the Simon Cowell of hospitality [unable to commit to women]
Didn’t balsazs date courtney love? Guess he has a “type”….boozy party blondes…d list…
Losing 50 lbs in 6 months is normal. That’s less than ten pounds a month. Figuring 4.5 weeks per month x 6 months = 27 weeks and 50/27 means 1.85 pounds per week. That’s a very easy weight loss rate, not a crash diet and not a sign of drug use. Snooki would just need to get more exercise and eat a reasonable amount less for that. 1-2 lbs per week are typical recommendations unless you are already close to your proper weight. Heavier people can safely lose more than 2 lbs per week.
^^this
38? Dayum! City miles, right?
Didn’t Uma Thurmann become pregnant with his child? That wasn’t so long ago, was it? I mean, what happens in these relationships, or non-relationships? I guess that one is over, but I just saw a photo of them on a yacht and now he’s already been with and broken up with Handler. Okay, next !!
My mistake about Uma….it is Arpad Busson whose baby she had, a baby girl. She and Balazs did have a relationship, but that was years ago. Balazs looks like he wants to remain a world class playboy for now, nothing more. I guess women will still flock to him all because of money and power, and he will have a feeding frenzy for the rest of his life.
I think they will kill off Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.
Her outside face looks like her inside soul.
Not surprising at all
The cocaine comment regarding Snookie is just really unnecessary lol…She said she quit drinking. She grew up. She has a kid. She was that size in high school so its not unheard of to get back to your size as she is still young. I dont particularly like her but love that she lost that weight – it was mainly baby weight and alcohol bloat anyway.
I bet she’s a handful! But they really do make a sexy couple. .