Justin Bieber’s tour of terror continues to work its way though China. Last time we spoke of the Biebs, he was making his bodyguards carry him up the Great Wall. He provides so much entertainment by virtue of his own bratty ways. Now I’ve spent a good five minutes laughing at these photos from Bieb’s Shanghai concert. These poor backup dancers! Look at the ones behind him who are like, “Do we really have to touch him? He’s such a tiny little douche.” Those girls earn every penny of their paychecks.

Oh and the crazy leather diaper pants are back. Who knew that diapers were ever made in black leather? At least they’re not falling down during this concert.

Shirtless piano playing might not be functional, but it is a must at any Bieber show.

Justin has a new song out called “Heartbreaker.” Of course it is about Selena Gomez, who finally had enough of the douche earlier this year. This is how Justin explains his ditty: “It’s a song for people going through heartbreak–like I was when I wrote it. It means so much to me to be able to share what I was, and still am, going through, with my fans. I’m very proud of this song and I hope it gives my fans some insight into my heart.” He’s so deep. Here’s the audio version of the song:

God, it’s just radio filler music. I spent the weekend doing the road trip thing in a rental (I don’t trust my car anymore) with fancy satellite radio, and Justin’s new song sounds like all that crap. I hope Selena doesn’t make the mistake of listening to the song and falling for the fool all over again. Look at him dance!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet