Kanye West is ‘obsessed with Kim Kardashian, he’s begging her to get married’

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I feel like today is going to be a very Kardashian-heavy day. Let’s call it a Kardashian Extra Flow Day. Anyway, Kanye West’s lawyer appeared on his behalf in a court hearing yesterday. The hearing was about Kanye’s “attack” on a paparazzo back in July. The pap is still pursuing it, so the prosecutor is still pursuing it and now Kanye has to do some stuff. Here’s what went down:

Kanye West doesn’t need help managing his anger. During a Monday, Oct. 7 hearing regarding the 36-year-old rapper’s ongoing court case over an altercation with a photographer at Los Angeles International Airport in July, a judged rejected prosecutors’ request to have West attend anger management classes.

According to TMZ, West’s lawyer Blair Berk appeared in court Monday on his behalf. The judge ordered Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend to stay 10 yards away from photographer Daniel Ramos, and advised prosecutors that they should have their client do the same. As a condition of bail, prosecutors asked that the judge order West to attend anger management classes, but the request was denied.

Ramos is suing the rapper for damages following their July 12 scuffle, but West counter-filed with his own papers, claiming he acted in self-defense. “He didn’t hurt the pap,” a source told Us Weekly at the time. “They were just heckling him as usual. Kanye went to grab the camera and the guy fell being so dramatic.”

West was formally charged with one count of criminal battery and attempted grand theft in September. If convicted, he could face a maximum of one year in prison.

[From Us Weekly]

First, Kanye West accusing someone else of drama-queen theatrics is a bit rich. After all, this is the same man who went off on Jimmy Kimmel via Twitter. Kanye is the biggest drama queen of all! Second of all… Kanye won’t be sentenced to a year in prison. Yeah, he’s black, which might mean the death penalty in Florida or Texas, but this is California. If the law says one year in prison, he’ll end up getting a sentence of “a sloppy handie in the back of the courthouse.”

But here’s the funniest thing I’ve found in a while. The NYDN’s sources (who are on crack) claim that Kanye is desperate to marry Kim but she’s the one saying no to him. Seriously?

With two ex-husbands already under her belt, Kim Kardashian is in no rush to walk down the aisle again but baby daddy Kanye West is pressuring the reality star to tie the knot.

“Kanye is obsessed with her,” a source close to Kim tells us. “He always has been. He has begged her to get married a few times, it’s Kim that’s saying ‘not yet.’ ”

Our insider says that momager Kris Jenner is terrified that if Kim doesn’t say yes soon, it will look bad for the family, and that with a baby, it would look better if she was married. Jenner is also warning close friends that this go around will not be a huge, televised affair, like Kim’s disastrous wedding to her 72-day husband, Kris Humphries.

“This will be a small, private event,” the family friend tells us.

When the duo do tie the knot, Kim will likely do it low-key, with a small guest list that will include just family and a few close friends.

[From The NYDN]

Ha. Don’t get me wrong, I do think that Kanye probably has plans to “wife” Kim. He was seen at a jewelry store months ago too, so he might already have the ring. But I seriously doubt that Kim is all, “Oh no, let’s wait, I’m not ready.” Nice try though.

Here’s my favorite Kanye-Kim photo OF ALL TIME. “Baby, imma let you hold my pinky.”

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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  1. Leah says:

    Lmao!

  2. blue marie says:

    ha, this must be opposites day

    • Erinn says:

      The only way she’d be saying no is because she’s scared of backlash. She got a lot of it from the last wedding – she might be unwilling to do another one so soon.

      If they’re going to get married I’d like to see them elope and not have anyone know until AFTER it’s done.

    • lisa says:

      srsly, it this were true they would have been married before he finished the sentence

  3. dorothy says:

    Love those pic’s with her Maw Maw boobs all over the place. Hysterical.

  4. Dawn says:

    Good god when will these people vanish? I also hear that he is indeed going on Jimmy Kimmel tonight I think. That should be interesting. I swear to god if Jimmy apologizes to this gigantic child I will never watch his show again. What a big baby he is and I really do hope that Kimmode marries him and that he makes her absolutely miserable and then let’s see how brave she is to leave him. Go to France Kanye like you promised you would.

  5. mia girl says:

    “begging her to get married” “Kim saying not yet” “small private ceremony”

    Bwaahaaahaahaaahaahaahaahaa (holding stomach) bwaahaahaahaahaaa (fighting for breath) haahaahaahaahaahaa (rolling around on ground) haahaahaahaa…. (catching breath, wiping tears from eyes)

    • gritsngreens says:

      mia- ME TOO! I read the headline and CRACKED THE F* UP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Seriously, this is the BEST beard relationship ever! SO entertaining!!! Too bad he just can’t come on out of that closet. Phew, thanks CB, best morning laugh EVER! 🙂

    • Daaahling says:

      Your post made my day. Thank you!

    • Miffy says:

      mia girl, get out of my head!!!

  6. Tracy says:

    Every time I see that black dress on Kim, I feel so bad for the black dress.

    • Aussie girl says:

      She looks sooooo uncomfortable sitting down in it

      • emmie_a says:

        She ALWAYS looks uncomfortable with whatever she’s wearing bc she doesn’t dress for her size or shape — but what gets me about the picture of her sitting down is how OLD she looks! She looks like someone over 40 who keeps having surgery to look young. Not good.

      • Tracy says:

        Yes, she does look uncomfortable. I agree that she does not dress well for her shape.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        I agree with Tracy-the dress looks like its uncomfortable being on Kim’s body.

    • Lucy says:

      Am I the only one who noticed Ciara in the last picture? She’s sitting next to Kanye, and her expression is priceless.

    • janie says:

      Who are these ‘close’ friends? Shouldn’t Kanye have them killed for spilling such exciting news? This bunch is desperate to hold onto fame, they’d do anything! Marry the lovely Kim.. Do you think his boyfriend will design a wedding gown? Yeah, neither do I ….

  7. fingerbinger says:

    Damn that hand looks ashy.

  8. eliza says:

    Lololol. Riiiiight. He is obsessed with Riccardo from Givenchy not Kardashian.

  9. Arock says:

    She looks like maya Rudolph in the fist picture. (My apologies to maya)

    But seriously, what do they even talk about…

    • Miffy says:

      They take turns pretending to listen to the other talk about themselves. I imagine there’s even a little timer involved.

  10. erika says:

    Her hairstyle/color looks like Granpa’s from the Munsters….look at the bangs!!!

  11. JenD says:

    I guess Kris wants Kim to be married do there will be at least one married couple on the show. With Kris’ and Khloe’s marriages on the brink, they have to show at least one good relationship.

  12. Rux says:

    Remember when Kim wore that “engagement” ring when she was with Reggie Bush in an attempt to force his hand through the media somehow?!

    This “plug” stinks in the same capacity.

    • Amory says:

      Agree. My first thought was, “yeah, yeah, PMK, try again.”

    • Dawn says:

      She cheated on everyone, even Reggie and I think she cheated on Humphries all through the relationship, sometimes with Kanye and sometimes with others. This chick is about money and status and she is going to be in a world of hurt soon because is going to lose both. And if Kanye doesn’t change he will be in the same boat as Kimmode.

  13. Cecilia says:

    Either she can’t move her face or she is totally medicated — or both.

  14. SuSu says:

    they may be both idiots, but i really think they love each other. Why should he kill his “image” with the Kartrashians? Answer: he is in love.

  15. MisJes says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Okay, Kris. Okay.

  16. palermo says:

    She does look totally doped up to me, no expression or life.

  17. Walt Jr! says:

    I confess, I’d probably like to have her as a beard.

  18. jess says:

    They look miserable together. I bet hes still with her cause of the baby. You got her for 18 years, Kanye.

  19. grabbyhands says:

    I see PMK has been planting stories again. I think the only real interest that Kanye has in Kim is in using her a giant dress up doll and sounding board for all his rants.

  20. BooBooLaRue says:

    …begging her to get married…to someone else!

  21. Feebee says:

    If Kanye had been ordered to take anger management then the pap should have had to take etiquette classes. These incidents definitely take two to tango.

    I believe Kanye is obsessed with Kim but I’m not sure it’s for the right reasons.

    • Lawanda says:

      I think Kanye is obsessed with her looks, because she is not very smart. She is his Armenian trophy. She is some kind of fantasy that he has always dreamed of and now owns. She will be sorry if she hooks up with this one. He will go berserk if she ever tries to leave him. This will not be like her ex, Kris Humphries.

  22. magz says:

    Ciara’s side eye in the last picture-LOL-look at all that body language. Is Kanye not on good terms with Ciara?

  23. swack says:

    Uhm, I thought it was reported that they were looking at wedding dresses in Paris. I don’t believe it will be a small wedding.

  24. anon says:

    Dont ya know Kim is the most desireable woman in the world… LoL. Just take that from there PR they will tell you that. What a joke

  25. Evie Rose says:

    Ahahaha. . . Pimp Mama Kris has been working overtime lately with all her fake divorce drama, selling stories about Lamar Odom, and lies about Kanye’s obsession with Kim. Anything to save that sinking ship of a show Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

  26. Jayna says:

    Kim is an exhausting, high-maintenance piece of work, but Kanye puts her to shame. After the split, the custody battle and dealing with him for the next 18 years is going to be her worst nightmare. She can kiss the idea by of putting little NorthWest on her latest reality show after the split. Never going to happen.

    • Maureen says:

      Yes, the whole affair has a delicious irony to it, doesn’t it? Kim thinking she’d snagged Kanye only to discover that Kanye is beating her at her own game. Unfortunately, this pathetic drama involves an innocent little girl.

  27. diva says:

    Ciara’s face says it all! I wonder if she is still friends with Kim?

  28. Maureen says:

    If he truly adores her (and I don’t actually think he adores anyone but Kanye — not even his daughter except in the sense that she is an extension of himself) he certainly has a very odd way of showing it. I’ve always felt that he looks like he can’t stand her. I’ve never, ever seen a picture where he looks like he adores her.

  29. Justme says:

    I HOPE they do get married. They are so well suited with their giant egos and they both look so miserable when together and I LOVE LOVE LOVE that KK has an angry man-child controller her, it’s so GREAT that a narcistic gal like her would be in one of the most unenviable relationships in LaLa land!! C’mon Kanye, put a ring on her and let’s all watch their misery years!!

  30. Michelle says:

    The source is close to Kim.. That says it all. I doubt Kris wants Kim to get married just because SHE HAS A BABY. That is not the reason. Kourtney has 2 kids and she’s not married.

  31. Sheila says:

    I like seeing them together, it’s LOl funny how miserable they look. They are such an unhappy looking couple. They both look extra-bad when together. Turning her into his Beyonce is not going to work,She’s just a NO TALENT mannequin with a plastic, expressionless blank face. Yeah he should marry her, she can be he’s plastic, surgecially, silly puppet, she has the talent for that!!

    Kanye has talent, but he is so unlikeable that his bad attitude and personalty trumps his talent.

  32. msm says:

    I think Kanye wanted to possess Kim (remember the stories of him, ah, pleasuring other ladies to her sex tape?) But now that she’s had that airline baby, he has her for at least 18 years. No need to marry her.

  33. Amelia says:

    Why would anyone marry a Kardashian, especially Kimmidia?

    How fun showing your grandchildren how grandma got to be famous.

  34. gogoGorilla says:

    *tiny voice* I’d rather read Kimye posts than yet another post about the baby lizard twerker….

    And, I dunno, they look as happy to me as they are likely to ever look with another person. Plus, Hollywood marriages average about what, two years? So, yeah, I can see them getting married with lots of fanfare, then splitting up and duking it out for years in the media.

    • Wrachul says:

      I’m right there with you! I cannot stand seeing another picture or another word about her right now.

  35. TOPgirl says:

    He is barely holding her at all with his hand, that’s a bad bad sign for her. He doesn’t want the relationship as much as she does. I feel bad for her, she’s going to be the one suffering in that relationship.

  36. Claudia says:

    I laughed hard at the “Baby, I’mma let you hold my pinky.” 😀

    Also– who is that on the left in the last picture? She’s really really beautiful.

  37. rainy17 says:

    Maybe she is asking to wait. If she wants wedding pictures she probably wants her body back in pre-baby shape.

  38. Ruyana says:

    Kanye begging her to marry him sounds like something straight from PMK’s big flappy mouth.

  39. Sammy says:

    There is a hole in the left arm of dress.

  40. PinkyTuscadero says:

    RE: the pinky. I think we’re being a bit… I don’t know. I see his dilemma. Rappers make their money by projecting hard, and holding hands isn’t a rapper look, you know. Check out Jay Z and Beyonce. If they are in contact, he might have his arm draped over her, kind of dominating her. It’s about image. Kanye’s obviously (!) less confident and doesn’t quite know how to pull it off. In a way I think it’s kind of sweet to watch him struggle with how to integrate his hardness with his emotions for her. It tells me he’s much more like the person on Kris Jenner’s talk show than we know, and he’s scared to show that. The result is epic bravado, missing his mom, and taking swings at the paps (who, by the way, are simply a different species of the same genus of douche as he is.)

  41. Amelie says:

    Hey

    Biggest fan
    🙂

    “Yeah, he’s black, which might mean the death penalty in Florida or Texas, but this is California. If the law says one year in prison, he’ll end up getting a sentence of “a sloppy handie in the back of the courthouse.”

    Psych! I’m no fan. Bitch.

    What a racist comment. And that’s coming from a curry smelling, cow worshipping, Indian piece of shit. foh ho.