– Dave Matthews is on House tonight [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Frenchie Davis was kicked off American Idol some years ago for topless online photos, but no one is doing anything about Antonella Barba and people are noticing the double standard [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Larry Birkhead’s attorney says he’s not going to cut a paternity deal with Howard K Stern [DListed]
– Stephanie Adams, the ex-playmate who threatened my webhosts with a lawsuit if I didn’t take down an unflattering post about her (I took it down, I’m a pussy) is going nowhere with her lawsuit against fellow blogger James at Metadish. She basically sues anyone who talks smack about how she’s suing the NYPD for rough treatment. [Metadish]
– Kim Kardashian is going to put out a workout video, not a porn video [Bastardly]
– Rachel Ray was bit by a dog. No punch line necessary [Socialite’s Life]
– Cool party trick: how to make a jellyfish shot [The Grumpiest]
– Sharon Stone is scary, braless [IDLYITW]
– Eva Longoria revealed plot secrets of Housewives on The View, royally pissing off producers (spoilers) [Gabsmash]
– is Angelina Jolie studying voodoo in New Orleans? [Agent Bedhead]
– Mick Jagger, Steve Bing, and Warren Beatty went out to Hyde together [Mollygood]
– A NYC DJ dissed Brandon Davis for ten minutes without knowing who he was [CelebWarship]
– Ralph Fiennes was busted swimming naked in a hotel pool with four chicks. He doesn’t care about the chick he got fired from Qantas now, he’s having quadruple the fun [ICYDK]
– Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Violet in the park [Haute Gossip]
– Naomi Campbell is going to mop floors [The Blemish]
– Nicole Kidman learned how to castrate bulls in order to prepare for a role [CelebNewsWire]
– Jake Gyllenhaal takes his underwear shopping uber-seriously [yeeeah]
– Jay-Z sold his Rocawear clothing line for $204 million. [Rhymes with Snitch]
– David Duchovny and his Kyd [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– The guy who claims Diddy punched him after he tried to keep him from going home with his girlfriend has filed suit against him [Saving Face]
– Eva Mendes sorta naked, not really [Derek Hail]
– Playboy didn’t waste time putting out a three-DVD set of the best of Anna Nicole [FleshBot]
– David Beckham’s knee injury will keep him sidelined for six weeks [The Bosh]
– Check out all the latest gossip and join a celebrity fantasy league at Fafarazzi [Fafarazzi]
– The latest celebrity nip slips [Buzzfeed]
– Rachel McAdams in Elle in Beyonce’s Oscar dress [popbytes]
– Lindsay Lohan looking scary skinny and hamming it up for the camera [Hollywood Tuna]
– Paris Hilton is selling hair extensions now but good luck finding them [Evil Beet]
– Stars attending the socially-conscious Oscars, Cinema for Peace, arrived in BMW green hydrogen cars [Ecorazzi]
– The HIV positive Osbourne family member that Kelly was crying about is her cousin, Terry Longden, the star of British reality show The Salon, not her brother as speculated [Red Carpet Report]
– Kirsten Dunst bikini picture gropefest [Egotastic]
– Jude Law on set [PopSugar]