Paula Patton lustily verifies Robin Thicke’s ‘big d—‘ claim: enough already?

Paula Patton Robin Thicke

Yesterday, I confessed to finding it both hot and sweet that Robin Thicke claimed to have written “Blurred Lines” about his wife, Paula Patton. I know the guy has changed his lyrical story several times, and he and Paula probably get stuff on the side, but they seem happy together. Who knows — they could be faking it just like Heidi and Seal did all those years, but I refuse to see that right now.

At the moment, the couple is steadily veering into oversharing territory. Paula and Robin both gush about each other, but now Paula is addressing Robin’s “big d—” claim. To be more specific, there’s a part in the “Blurred Lines” video where model Elle Evans (the one who hilariously thought Miley’s VMA performance was “distasteful“) dances in front of silver balloons that read, “Robin Thicke has a big d—.” Paula says that claim is absolutely true:

Robin Thicke

On her style: “I would really love to be a sixties movie star like Sophia Loren or Brigitte Bardot but with a bohemian twist–I have a little bit of hippie in me. I was the kid who would go climb trees in a dress.”

On her diet: “I’m an extremist. Either I’m being healthy and organic, or I want a big, juicy In-N-Out burger, you know? And I want it now! It’s certainly not gonna make me a runway model, but it sure makes me happy.”

On she & Robin’s first kiss: “He sang Jodeci’s ‘Forever My Lady to me. He did a full-out R&B onstage performance in his dad’s living room. Then he kissed me. It worked!”

On being “the good girl”: “He ruined me! Gosh, I hope I’m still a good girl and a bad girl at the same time. And I think that every girl should know the bad girl inside her–and that doesn’t make her bad, you know?”

On Robin’s “big d—” claim: “It’s cool, it’s funny, it’s awesome! Listen, if I’m, you know, in the Miami Heat’s locker room, I don’t know where I stand, but…. But I think that the statement is fairly accurate!”

[From Glamour]

I don’t know, man. It doesn’t even matter what size Robin is packing down there, but now Paula’s put it into my head that it’s true. This seems a little try hard, and I thought the very same thing when Victoria Beckham was telling us all how David Beckham carried around an exhaust pipe in his pants. Why do these ladies care what we think about their man’s unit?

Paula Patton Robin Thicke

Paula Patton Robin Thicke

Paula Patton Robin Thicke

Photos courtesy of WENN; screencap courtesy of YouTube

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  1. JM says:

    Well that explains why she’s always smiling and has stuck around for 20 years.

  2. GiGi says:

    I like them as a unit much more than as individuals – the sum is greater than its parts here.

    But they need to just inch it back a little. No one wants to be the next Will & Jada, but they’re headed straight toward that creepy cliff.

  3. tifzlan says:

    YAH they can stop riiiiight abouuuuut now.

    Like, i don’t care what they do in the bedroom or outside of it, but no one gives two cents about Robin Thicke’s penis.

    We have our own others’ penises (or vaginas) to think about, thank you!

  4. brin says:

    Time to go away.

    • Zoid says:

      +1. I’m not invested in either of them or their work, but they are quickly becoming overexposed. Neither of them are interesting enough to get a post every day.

  5. T.fanty says:

    I think someone is starting to realize they might be a one hit wonder and is hauling out the wife to try and keep them relevant.

    • jaye says:

      This man is no “one hit wonder”. “Blurred Lines” may be the first crossover hit, but he has had several #1 R&B records.

    • Side-Eye says:

      A one hit wonder? Do you not listen to R&B because this man is far from it.

    • AlmondJoy says:

      @T.fanty Blurred Lines is his biggest hit and it helped him go mainstream. We R&B lovers have been listening to Robin for years though. He’s had many hits He’s a douche for sure, but one hit wonder? Nope.

    • Jayna says:

      A one-hit wonder? That’s hysterical.

    • the_porscha says:

      Nowhere close to “one hit wonder.” If you are a fan of R&B, which is the genre of music that Robin Thicke performs, you likely know several of his songs. He has been an R&B radio staple for years, especially with “Lost Without You,” which I believe is 5 years old. This is obviously his biggest hit but I very much doubt he’ll be going away. I think Patton and Thicke are just reacting to a newfound level of attention and fame that they weren’t receiving before.

    • Zoid says:

      I think what t.fanty means is a one hit wonder to the mainstream public. I had absolutely no idea who this guy was prior to his song. (I don’t really follow r&b.) It is always possible he’ll get his one song and fade, while becoming comparably less popular. They are working the fame circuit pretty hard IMO.

    • Slap Dash says:

      over produced.

  6. Seán says:

    This man overcompensates. That’s all I have to say!

  7. Zbornak Syndrome says:

    Does his nose bother anyone else? I’ve said it before, I’ll sat it again: Robin Thicke is a low rent Rick Astley.

    He is just a few cheeseburgers away from looking like Rob Kardashian. Gonna have to work harder than most to keep that build.

    • Mata says:

      Yes, his nose bothers me. It’s that you mention it because he has his father’s nose and his father’s nose always bothered me, too.

    • Madriani's Girl says:

      His nose and his hair. He looks like a Lounge Lizard. Disco Boy.

  8. Julia says:

    Am I the only one who thinks of the Crying Game everytime I see them together? She looks she’s always in the midst of the transgender process to me— particularly in that last picture.

    • Jules says:

      Nailed it. I have gotten the same vibe.

    • Maureen says:

      Yes, but I’m really, really not keen on making fun of someone’s natural looks. If they’re fake (surgery, implants, injections, etc) it’s all fair game!

      • littlestar says:

        Agreed. I don’t know much about her, but Paula Patton is beautiful.

      • Julia says:

        Just to be clear: I am so not making fun of her. She’s an attractive person. It’s just that for the 2 folks who I have known who were in the midst of hormone therapy associated with their transition, certain features seemed softened and others seemed sharpened. Her facial features and the positioning of her shoulders, particularly in the last picture, reminded me. All that said, if she’s transitioning and they are doing this lovingly and respectfully together as a couple, I find them far more intriguing and interesting than I do now.

  9. blue marie says:

    Well, now I can check mark that off my prerequisite for buying music, can we carry on then?

  10. Kenyan254 says:

    …Victoria Beckham was telling us all how David Beckham carried around an exhaust pipe in his pants…LMFAO!thank you for that Bedhead!
    And…when you(Paula) say your man has big equipment, who’s are you comparing it to?It could be the only one you have experienced and/or able to manage or it could be that…ahem, your cookie is…you know…tight(forgive me here, i don’t know the right word to use and am totally ashamed for this kinda grammar but we know not all our biscuits are the same size…naturally). Paula, you know what they say about things that are advertised…most of the time is just overcompensating and hopping that if you say it over and over and make others believe it, then maybe it might come true…

  11. Lucy2 says:

    Yes, enough already. Was enough a while ago.

  12. Puff Daddy says:

    What a gross couple.

  13. Easi says:

    Maybe it’s because I’m 34 and lived through growing pains but all I see is Alan Thicke.

  14. Darkladi says:

    Ick. Make it stop

  15. Caz says:

    Sorry I read this as “Robin Thicke is a d..k”. I know their Agent is trying to make them happen and extend their time in the sun….just not interested.

    Happy that Alan’s son has a worldwide hit.

  16. Flea says:

    Pics or it didn’t happen.

  17. paola says:

    They need to get a room. And please someone ditch the key so we don’t have to see them again.

  18. Tig says:

    Yeah, really, stop it now. If they are happy, fine. Don’t need to hear about the anatomical reasons for the “happy”. Agree with the “try-hard” angle- pun intended.

  19. lisa2 says:

    I just can’t with them. I think they are trying to be the Next It couple but that is not going to happen. You are curious about It couples. I don’t find either of them fascinating and I don’t care what,how, or when they do whatever in the bedroom.

    I just feel this ICK when they talk.

  20. eliza says:

    I have never heard his music, seen a video nor do I care about his dick.

  21. Susie Q says:

    I just read the story for clarification, the headline wasn’t clear on whether she was saying he had a big dick or whether he is a big dick.

  22. Rhea says:

    I find it amusing that Paula feels the need to verifies his size to the whole world. I can’t help remembering Bart Baker’s version of Blurred Lines. 🙂

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3twwafch4g

  23. Kiddo says:

    He poses on the red carpet like an action figure doll whose arms you can never push into the sides.

  24. Applapoom says:

    Look, which wife would say no, that statement is inaccurate? Like if a male celeb was asked if it is true his wifey has the best tits in the business, he is not going to say no…that would cause some resentment at home. Lol

  25. Leah says:

    I liked his song when it first came out but its enough already. Actually prefer the other summer hit daft punks get lucky over blurred lines: its not quite as annoying when you heard it a million times already. Add to that daft punk and pharrel didn’t over do the media thing.

  26. Jay says:

    I miss when he was the goofy cyclist dude in When I Get You Alone. I want that Robin Thicke back. 🙁

    As for Paula Patton…I just can’t with her. Everything about her is unattractive to me.

    • Maureen says:

      There are such polar opposite opinions out there on her! Some think she’s the cat’s meow, the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, and truly sexually liberated. Others think she’s wacko, nasty, and cheap. It takes all kinds I suppose!

      I personally have a strong distaste for her. I think she’s incredibly unintellectual — (I’ve seen on in promotions for movies) — and I think she’s high as a kite a lot, and I’m really sick of her shtick with her husband.

  27. epiphany says:

    When couples go overboard in the public fawning/intimate details dept., it’s usually a sign of trouble. Look for a very different kind of “statement” in the coming months.

  28. Maureen says:

    Yes, enough. Repulsive and try-hard, the both of them.

  29. bettyrose says:

    No way. I’m a pretty good judge of these things and nope. Which is confirmed by those tight black pants.

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      That’s what my mom said when seh saw the VMA performance–she said something like “Poor Robin, he don’t have nothing in those tight pants.”

  30. Bette says:

    Well, yeah, it’d be annoying if she was going around volunteering that information, but it sounds like she was answering a question there, no? She’s probably being asked to comment on that topic all the time and she responded with good humor. We all know how the media works, right? These quotes from celebs generally come from them being asked specific questions that will make for good quotes in articles like this. I don’t think she said anything that gross or overly-sharing anyway …she sounded like she was trying to laugh it off.

    • JLM says:

      Agree completely. I don’t think she was offering up this info – she was asked a question and answered it.

  31. Dinah says:

    Re: the state of his junk-

    I just don’t see it. No, literally, I just *don’t* see it.

  32. Crabcake says:

    I think it was something that was brought up to her, its not like she sat down for the interview and said “Ok guys, Robin has a big dick for realz.”

    I also love that Elle said Miley was distasteful. Hahahaha! Its funny but at the same time she has a point.

  33. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Umm, to be clear Paula, the only person whose dick I want to hear about is Liam Neeson’s–which to be fair, since there are a few NSFW gif’s floating around, I don’t need to hear about it, I can just look at it.

    Second, if you need to SAY he’s got a huge dick, then he doesn’t have one. You’d get your message across clearer if you walked in with a limp or bowlegged. SMH.

  34. Grant says:

    Vacant expression, open mouth… Why does she always look like an inflatable sex doll on the red carpet?

  35. DEB says:

    T-A-C-K-Y.

  36. Axis2ClusterB says:

    I could understand if she was running around telling everyone who’d listen about Robin’s dick, but she answered a question she was asked, and she didn’t answer it graphically.

  37. Madriani's Girl says:

    STOP STICKING YOUR ARM OUT, STIFFY! This guy never looks comfortable with his own wife and I think the body language speaks for itself. Enough with the gushing “we’re so happy” comments. At least TRY to look like you’re in love with each other, man!

  38. palermo says:

    In my experience the ones who are always going on about it are the ones with the worst sex life/relationship. If you are truly happy you don’t need to show off or brag, you just live.

    • Jayna says:

      In his interviews, he clearly adores her, but says their relationship works in all of its dysfunctionality, not that their marriage is perfect. He says they fight but that they at the end of the day love each other. He says they’ve been lucky enough to grow together is the reason they have lasted and that they’ve been there for each other during the dark times of their careers and he doesn’t know who he would be without her as he was more shallow and a young rich party boy. But he says they definitely fight. He didn’t paint their marriage as some perfect union like Heidi used to do about her marriage to Seal.

  39. moo says:

    I call BS, or he’s doing a wonderful tuck job! No, I don’t think so, and yes, enough!!!

    • Jayna says:

      The only time Robin’s penis was mentioned has been in the video. He told Oprah the whole video was outrageous and just over the top in everything they put in there and when she asked about the big d..k written on it, he laughed and said, yeah, he is compared to his three-year-old son and then he made the comment about might not do so well in the Miami Heat locker room.

      And she only answered a question in the interview and didn’t carry on.

      • Carrie says:

        True. She was neither bragging or evading the question. It was just a simple response. I have a very largely-endowed partner and sometimes the question comes up in girlfriend chatter. I don’t know whether to evade (which just annoys people) or to tell the truth, but then get judged like she is now for bragging or overcompensating/lying.

  40. Penelope says:

    These two don’t bother me in the least.

  41. Stacey says:

    TMI

    He’s a married man, could care less about his duh dadada
    Not interested. Keep it to yourself Paula

  42. Trillion says:

    Does anyone think this guy is sexy? He’s the equivalent of socks with Birkenstocks. He’s anti-sexy.

    • fingerbinger says:

      At one time I thought he was sexy. The video he did with Jessica White ‘The Sweetest Love’ is beautiful. Now he looks like he could be a Las Vegas pimp. He’s oily, sweaty looking and kind of gross. He also does what a pimp would do, talk about his d*ck.

  43. Barbara says:

    From my experience “Big” isn’t always a good thing. A 6’7″ lover of mine kinda scared me with his wand…lol
    If not real careful I ended up in a world of pain.

  44. Stef Leppard says:

    She looks like she’d be fun to hang out with. That is all.

  45. phillykatt says:

    Um, thanks for sharing.

  46. judyjudy says:

    Why are they around so much lately?

  47. Sheila says:

    Their body language together is always off to me. He always looks stiff next to her and a bit distant. And any interview I’ve seen of hers, she seems likes she’s on something, seems a bit out of it, so perhaps she hallucinated Robin’s big man-part.

  48. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Yuck.

  49. Nicolette says:

    Idiotic and stupid. What woman wants the size of her mans ‘package’ spoken about to the public. TMI, it’s enough already. What’s going to be left for celebs to dish on? Their bathroom habits?

  50. First of all says:

    The interviewer pressured her into saying that, Paula said it was funny, cool, awesome and then Glamour asked yeah but is it accurate?

  51. Lisa says:

    No, What she meant to say is that she has a big dick. She looks very masculine to me. Gross.

  52. ozmom says:

    They think you care because you keep writing about it. Duh!!