Paris Hilton released a new single a week ago. I think. Yes … she did. The song is called “Good Time,” and it arrived with a video of Paris feeling her own legs up and dancing at a backyard pool party. Other stuff might happen too, I don’t know. I pride myself for having a high tolerance for crap, but I couldn’t make it through more than 30 seconds of that video.
To no one’s surprise, no one really cares about Paris and her silly, vacant song. She will probably end up using it solely for one of her “DJ” gigs. At this point, Paris is desperate for attention, so she pulled a page out of the Miley Cyrus playbook. Paris paid a visit to Terry Richardson’s revolting studio. She dragged poor Nicky with her, and at least Nicky had the sense to keep her clothes on. Paris donned a cheap, S&M-inspired bikini ensemble and pose-harded her little heart out.
This is really sad, isn’t it? Paris is 32 years old and still thinks she’s 21. Terry would like to think she’s under 18. Does Paris really think posing for Terry will make her relevant again? Nothing could work that kind of magic.
Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson’s [Revolting] Diary
They’re both sad and distasteful.
She probably thinks this makes her relevant.
If I ever encounter Terry Ricardson, I promise to punch him in the face. Holy fck I hate how influential he is becoming. Anyone see the Belladonna shoot he did? The chick was unravelling and he just went for it.
I thought we all agreed as humans that if any of us ever runs into Mr. Terry, we promise to punch him in the face.
True. I miss the good old days of gossip. Remember Sean Young? She was/is crazy but had a smidge of talent. I don’t know when we spiraled into endorsing the famous because they’re famous. She unwittingly brought the Kardashians upon us, an unforgivable sin. Dear God, she was insufferable but they are an army.
he’s the ‘attention-whore whisperer’
You win!
Nice! 🙂
lol that’s perfect
BWA, HA, HA! You made my day, friend! As an aside, Terry Richardson brings NOTHING to the table. Every shoot is the same. The girls give the thumbs up, they put on his ridiculous grandpa glasses, all whilst hiking up their skirts and showing bits and pieces. Gah! My daughter is a model, and God forbid she is ever asked to model for that creep. Ugh.
This.
Ugh. Pathetic.
Why is he always in his own photos?
maybe the thumbs up is code for “I saw them naked”
LOL! Gross and very plausible.
You can’t deny that she looks great. But ugh, Terry.
Honestly, I take her a million times before the Kardashians. No question about it. The Kardashians truly are the biggest attention whores ever, and they use people with absolutely no remorse. They also take themselves too seriously as “business women”. Paris and Nicole were really funny together, before they had the fall out. At least their shows were funny and were all about them being silly, and it was not a soap opera about their lives. Even Paris’ products were better than whatever the Kardashians sell. Her perfumes were not that bad.
It’s crazy how the Kardashians make you miss her but she never annoyed me as much as them.
I don’t think she looks good. Too much fake tan, bad extensions, crappy clothes. Rich white trash.
I also don’t think she’s better than the Kardashians, she would go as far as them (and probably further) for fame, she just lacks opportunity IMO.
Her show with Nicole was only funny because of Nicole.
Rant over. 😉
I’m sure the show was as scripted as every other reality TV show, but it never pretended to be anything but.
I caught a few episodes and I actually laughed out loud because of Nicole. The girl has pretty good comedic timing for a reality TV star.
I agree so much. At least Paris & Nicole were funny, all the Kardashian’s do is deal with so much drama (which is why I don’t watch it). I liked Paris reign so much more!
She was funny because she said bonehead things, the show was funny, she had real scandals. And she exaggerated her image as if she was a cartoon, with all that pink stuff she wore and the little Chihuahua, all in purpose. I never got the idea that she took herself seriously like the K Klan does. And there was never a point where you saw her getting deals with TMZ and tabloids to keep her name there whilst fabricating drama. There was always a real interest in Paris ever since she was spotted clubbing with Leo and company. The Kardashians always wanted that and manufactured their own fame, but when you look at it, they basically forced themselves on people.
ita, paris seems so harmless next to those KKKs
No. Just no. You are comparing rotten apples and rotten apples. Both are famous for sex tapes, no talent, and blatant media whoring. Paris not being in the tabloids isnt a result of her supposedly not calling the paps (seriously, she an originator) it’s because quite thankfully no one cares. She has absolutely no redeemi qualities. She is a shallow, racist, drug hoovering, social-climbing, not a single talent, treats people terribly, media whore. You want an excellent example? Google Paris + Kim Stewart + motorcyles. That pretty much sums up Paris: as long as the attention’s on her, nothing else matters.
Also, don’t forget that Paris is famous for having so little regard for other thibgs that people cleaning out her closets would find the bodies of dogs that were shut in there and forgotten about.
Exactly – rotten apples. Please stop trying to whitewash Parasite Hilton. The only reason we don’t see her is because the media decided to stop reporting on her a few years ago. Please let it be so with the Kraptashians as well. They need to all just go away …
do we know that she killed her own dogs? i read somewhere that her animals are minded by her staff when she is not at one of her houses.
source?
Whaaaaat?
Without Paris, there would be no Kardashian. And probably a cure for cancer by now.
In related news, I’m off to be depressed that my spell check knew what “Kardashian” was.
This is a cry for attention, I expected more from Nicky but I have no idea why..
This. Dear God, ive wasted so many brain cells discussing this idiot and the hellspawn she unwittingly created. I want quality trash, dammit!
Ew
Doube Ew. There are two gross people in the photos.
Pass the brain bleach.
Exactly. Too early for my eyes to see this, and I don’t even want to know why there’s a blurred out part of her crotch. Once again showing money cannot buy you class.
Paris, is time to give it up, go get married and call it a day, is over boo boo. Your friend Kim, took your game and just elevated it, and left you in the dust. She did it better, just let it go boo.
Um..Are you in Calabar?
That’s my hometown. Awesome
It is sad. I was voted most likely to end up as Patsy from Ab Fab and it was a grand day for me when I stopped drinking my calories and posing for questionable photographs. Paris… she’s not the sharpest tool is she? She thinks this is what you’re supposed to do to be relevant and famous now.
I LOVE AbFab!
God, I hate her. But dayum, look at those legs. Those disease-ridden herpe-legs.
She has really big feet, but no-one ever notices. Bet she’s good at swimming.
@ Jaqueline : that was one of the dumbest comments I have ever read. Congrats!
Yeah, we all know it’s her disease ridden cootch that has the herpe, among other things, not her legs.
Oh, God, please don’t make me defend Paris Hilton. I never could stand this girl, but that doesn’t make it ok to use STDs to attack people. You wouldn’t make fun of someone for ending up in a wheelchair for the rest of their life because they drove drunk at 17, would you?
This is in reply to Leila: And you’re not seriously going to try to compare an std to getting in car accident and becoming paralyzed are you?
Comparison seems valid to me — dumb mistake that has long term consequences. Although now that I think about it contracting an STD doesn’t have the capacity to kill someone else in the process
Get the time capsule. This is a little moment of history. In a thousand years, school children will be looking at this picture in a textbook, and it will be captioned “everything that was wrong with the early twenty-first century.”
Let’s also throw a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in there.
Why not throw them both in instead?
The idea of Paris Hilton and Terry Richardson buried deep underground appeals greatly to me!
I like the cut of your gib, m’lady!
seriously funny stuff – thanks for the laugh!
How I loathe this man.
I finally googled him last night…big mistake first of all. Secondly, I am genuinely curious why people with actual fame work with him? Please someone explain. Most of the things that came up when I searched him were xxx rated. And all of his pictures look the same. What am I missing?
I dont see it either. The photos, regardless of who they are of, are poor quality. “Hey little girl come stand in front of my white curtain with bad lighting” isn’t artistic in my opinion. Don’t get it.
Agreed, I’ve never gotten it. Yes, if you believe gossip hollywood is full of perverts but still, Uncle Terry seems more famous for being creepy than he does for being talented and/or powerful. I can’t even imagine what the secret is that keeps him getting work
Yesterday he did a very similar photo shoot with the original fame ho – Madonna. Talk about your mutton dressed as (s&m) lamb! Yikes.
Ha ha ha! That cracked me up! Paris is done and the “rich girl” thing is tired.
She looks like crap. It seems like all the ho’s are trying to outdo eachother lately. Thanks Miley D:<
Yes. All these other famehos better pay their respects to the original talentless hack, Madonna.
Paris was a real socialite. Her family was scandalous way before she came along and it will continue trust me. That being said Terry RIchardson is a sick, sick man. WHy are all these women posing with/for him? He is also obviously a misogynist thats as bad as entertaining a dictator IMO.
Real socialites would be horrified by that statement. Any spawn of Kathy Richards most definitely isnt a part of the high society set!
Gross. Her desperation is so obvious and he’s disgusting.
Poor irrelevant parisite, trying to drum up some attention for her new video which makes the song I love Chinese food look like a masterpiece.
She just needs to quietly fade away lol.
Also how sad she can’t even famewhore with Uncle Terry right. She has pasties or something on her nipples. If she really wanted that cover she would of gone without! Miley would have hahaha. Go hard or go home Paris!
I thought she already DID quietly fade away…! But now she’s back, like a disease.
She just needs to quietly fade away lol.
Also how sad she can’t even famewhore with Uncle Terry right. She has pasties or something on her nipples. If she really wanted that cover she would of gone without! Miley would have hahaha. Go hard or go home Paris!
If she looks this cheap with all the money she has I don’t even want to know what she would be like without it.
I think she’d look about the same, honestly. Somehow she manages to make every expensive designer item she wears look like a cheap knockoff.
On another note, I just realized that Paris has exactly one facial expression. That is the only face I’ve ever seen her make in any picture I’ve ever seen of her.
Because she’s been completely botoxed from the start… Like Nicole Kidman……
That’s the same shirt around his neck that Miley is covering her boobies with….. this guy is just creepy……
How about desperate Paris?
She’s the definition of irrelevantly tired. Hang it up. You’re done. Kim K. beat you at your own game. That’s sad.
Whenever I look at these two socialite parasites and media whores, I am reminded that so many people work really hard [many jobs, etc] to improve their lives either by starting businesses, educating themselves and so on.
These two, and others like them, are a waste of space. They do little else but stand around being photograph by sleazebags or being paid by other sleazebags, like escorts, to make party appearances.
If you ever think you are a failure…think again. There are the Hilton sisters.
Failures as human beings.
As for Richardson. He looks like he graduate with honours from the Jimmy Savile school of sleaze.
I miss Paris…
*drinks arsenic*
Retiring rich white trash meets creepy photo-perv-grapher.
Definitely match made in Sleazy photography heaven.
Gross. I need a palate cleaser so heading back to ogle Emily Natajkowski
Miley, being young and on the rise, unfortunately brought some legitimacy to Richardson. Thank you Paris for setting him back where he should be. Hopefully now the blasting flash, white background, sharing stupid signature glasses, in an environment of spent bodily fluids has officially jumped the shark.
Her legs look amazing.
She is up their with Britney Spears as far as having terrible style.
Bless her heart, Paris is just not an attractive woman at all. She manages to look sexless, skinny and manly all at the same time…a tough achievement.
I can remember when I hated this trick with the fire of a thousand suns. Boy, how the massive amounts of famewhores around now have numbed my soul. 🙁 Paris just kind of looks campy at this point.
Ugh, is it just me or is Paris not even that pretty? Maybe it’s because she absolutely insists on dressing like she’s a 21 year old who can club for the first time–but looking at her is hard.
Wtf were her parents doing all her life? I know that her grandfather cut her (and her parents??) off, so who does all that hotel money go to? I hope they have at least one or two kids who are going to run the business the right way. Or at least are out with REAL jobs–none of that dj bullsh-t.
Hilton Hotels aren’t a family business like that. I’m pretty sure it’s run by your standard CEO, Board of Directors etc. The hilton money went into a charitable foundation, and there were a lot of kids to split even among the first generation. Paris Hilton being a rich heiress was actually a myth – Rick Hilton made good money as a real rstate agent, but not the kind of money people thought a Hilton would have. She probably made way more money herself, considering how high her appearance fee was at one point, and how many things she licensed her name out to. Oh, and the sex tape.
She has a wonky eye.
Yeah she does it looks like she’s posing with her good side and they photoshoped the wonky eye so its not as noticiable. In her other pics u can really tell one eye is bigger or more closed than the other.
I like Nicky’s dress. That’s all I’ve got.
Isn’t Paris a bit old for Pervy Uncle Terry?
Yesterday (I think?) someone included a link to a tumblr page called I Miss The Old Terry, that I made the mistake of clicking on. (I won’t include the link myself to protect the rest of you from making the same mistake) Horrifying! I am still unable to close my eyes without seeing his disgusting evidence of model f***ing. Straight up pornography. How he can get anybody other than porn wannabes into his studio with that stuff being out there is just mind boggling.
His eyes creep me out, even without ever seeing a single picture he has taken I’d think he was a perv
I don’t have a problem with her posing in a bikini or think she’s ‘too old’ at 32 to do that, but I am glad that she’s fading. To me Paris was worse than Kim K because she was bitchier. But I don’t think the Kardashians will fade as fast as she has because there are more of them, Kim has a baby, and she’s with Kanye.
Her photos only ever show the right side of her face because her left eye is very wonky.
Also, doesn’t she have brown eyes? When she went on Larry King after her stint in jail, she had brown eyes. Maybe her eyes would look less wonky if she ditched the contact lenses.
As for this photo shoot…I find it sad. Paris can’t even pose well. Her pose here is one and the same as in the Simple Life promo photos. She never changed. Her face doesn’t really scream “I’m so hot, better than you!” like before, but more “Someone please pay attention to me.”
Even Nicole Richie has matured and ventured into other things.
Gross. Her lazy eye has gotten worse. Not even her signature side pose can make it look not lazy. Lol.
To think are President has been photographed by him is disturbing.
Nice legs, but you know how you can just tell someone’s kind of got a weak personality by looking at them? It’s written all over her. Everything about her face is just soft and uninteresting, like her.
She has very big feet!
They deserve each other. And I don’t normally believe Lainey’s superstitious twaddle about luck, but I hope she’s right about Paris Hilton, because if so Terry is going to crash and burn hard, and soon.
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She really looks exactly like her aunt Kyle except with blonde hair
I dont really care about Parasite Hilton, however I dont think its “sad” when 32 year olds think they are still in their early twenties.
Granted, you would be expected to mature a bit, but my man is 32 and I love his childlike wonder and enthusiasm 🙂
That’s desperate.
Ugh.. I feel so disgusted with myself that I think she looks so pretty..
I need a shower now..