– Robbie Williams goes clubbing to celebrate the end of rehab [Socialite’s Life]
– The poor man’s Ellen and Portia with thier babies [DListed]
– Young Mena Suvari in a hot photoshoot [Bastardly]
– Sexy side-slit dresses [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Ashlee Simpson tried to hit on Ryan Phillippe, was denied [IDLYITW]
– Sandra O supposedly saved a baby’s life in a supermarket. Since this is the third Grey’s Anatomy castmember hero story to come out of Mike Walker’s column in the National Enquirer, I’m not buying it [CelebSlam]
– Adriana Lima getting her body painted [Hollywood Tuna]
– Naomi Campbell turns janitor [Gabsmash]
– Stupid car insurance ad [The Grumpiest]
– Beyonce is a hypocrite [Mollygood]
– Matthew Fox is going to speak at Columbia University and some students say he’s too lame [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Christina Aguilera drunk leaving hyde [ICYDK]
– Rosie O’Donnell says she combatted depression with medication and by hanging upside down like a bat [The Blemish]
– Kanye West never ordered a British chef to the states to cook him a curry for a meeting. Someone pranked him, but it was pretty believable [Hollywood Rag]
– There’s going to be a remake of Weekend at Bernies made starring Anna Nicole Smith and/or James Brown. Please forgive me for making that second part up. [Pajiba]
– Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel put aside rivalry over Justin Timberlake for the great uniter: shopping [Celeb News Wire]
– Is Sacha Baron Cohen aka Borat’s fiance Isla Fisher pregnant? [The Shallow End]
– Lancs Bass is going to write a memoir [Evil Beet]
– Josh Duhamel examines Fergie’s ass [yeeeah]
– Scarlet Johansson thinks she looks like a boy [Celebrific]
– Fergie in a bikini [The Skinny Website]
– Star Jones is going to get her own show on Court TV. Why would anyone hire this woman? [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Sting in Hello! magazine wearing a silly robe [Glitterati]
– Courteney Cox and David Arquette say their marriage is fine [CelebWarship[
– Battle of the rap producers: Scott Storch vs. Timbaland [Agent Bedhead]
– Celebrity moose knuckles [CityRag]
– Jessica Biel in a see through top [Egotastic]