UrbanDK is set to come back this week after his weeklong cultural sabbatical. He missed a lot of drama, and I know I missed him too. Maybe we’ll see some posts by him later today, or later in the week depending on when he gets back in the gossip swing.

– Everyone wants a piece of Charlize [DListed]
– Pictures of Britney’s ass on the night she swapped underwear with the strippers are going to go to the highest bidder, and have exceeded $150k, and there could be a drug use or lesbian sex video [Mollygood]
– Paris Hilton’s nipples in a very fug knit orange top [yeeeah]
– Photos from Liev Schreiber’s new play opening featuring his cute pregnant girlfriend, Naomi Watts [Socialite’s Life]
– Mischa Barton’s Bebe ads [Bastardly]
– Celebrity Laker fans [CityRag]
– Pregnant Jordan [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Hilary Duff geeting down and dirty in concert [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan has lunch with her mom [Drunken Stepfather]
– American Idol contestant Ace Young with his shirt off [Evil Beet]
– DJ AM and Mandy Moore broke up [CelebWarship]
– Is Penelope Cruz secretly studying Scientology? [IDLYITW]
– Tom Cruise tried to convert <>Larry King to Scientology, but Larry said he couldn’t get through the day without his meds [The Blemish]
– Paris Hilton’s singing career is over [Agent Bedhead]
– Did Paris Hilton have a boob job? [ICYDK]
– Elisha Cuthbert and Paris Hilton are new bffs [Egotastic]
– Carmen Electra in FHM [Hollywood Tuna]
– Snoop Dogg arrested in Sweden for driving while really high [CelebSlam]
– Evangeline Lilly’s accidental bikini ass slip [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Cool Brazilian coffee ad [The Grumpiest]
– Clive Owen: not always such a DILF [Celebrity Puke]