Hugh Hefner’s 19 year-old twin ‘girlfriends’ spotted outside medical pot store

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Hugh Hefner’s skaniest girlfriends – the 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon – are actually much kinder souls than I’d realized. Why? Well, for one thing, they run errands for Hef, which is really sweet. And they’re worried about his medical care. And to top it all off, they want to make sure he’s not in any pain – a problem that can plague the elderly. Who knew the Shannon girls were so sweet?

They were just photographed outside a medical marijuana store in Los Angeles yesterday. As everyone knows, you can only get pot from those places when you have a valid prescription from your doctor. It’s normally used for glaucoma and chronic pain treatment, though there’s a wide variety of other conditions that can supposedly be helped by smoking pot – everything ranging from asthma (it’s a bronchodilator) to mood disorders and mental illnesses.

Yet something tells me neither of the Shannon twins legitimately suffer from any of those conditions. It’s possible, yes, but unlikely. I’m sure they’re just picking something up for Hef. Such thoughtful girls.

Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.

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  1. ChristinaX says:

    These women are so desperate for attention from a man.

  2. Gross! I have to get this notion out of my head before 4:20.

  3. chelle says:

    Ummm I realize that they are twins- but don’t twins usually stop dressing alike when they are like 12- or it one of Hef’s rules that they dress alike??? Gross!!!

  4. meow mix says:

    When did the ‘White Trash Barbie’ look become the new look for spring?

  5. Melanie says:

    I watched a documentary called Superhigh Me. They got the concept from the documentary Supersize Me. It’s a comedian who plans to smoke pot for thirty days straight. Anywho, as it turns out it’s supposedly pretty damn easy to get one of those cards.

  6. Bob says:

    If Hef wanted pot, he’d just tell an assistant to make a phone call and the pot would be delivered to the mansion. These girls were probablly just walking past the place on a slow paparazzi day.

  7. Izzy says:

    You go Hugh!

  8. santacruz says:

    I don’t think Holly called him ‘Puffin’ for nothing

  9. hmm says:

    Give them a break! If you had to kiss Hef and pretend you liked it, you’d want to get high too.

  10. Cinderella says:

    Santa Cruz, LOL

    It would take a lot more than pot, folks. Ick.

  11. Annie says:

    Superhigh Me = Hilarious!

    Eh. Most californians smoke pot. It’s not a big surprise.

    Heck, most americans do.

  12. exitnow says:

    I WANT TO SEE HUGH DANCE W/ THE TWINS HUGH IS THE GREATEST DANCER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD —-HE FEELS THE RHYTHM!!! HE TWIRLS SO FABULOUSLY—-OH MAN HE GETS DOWN—-REEALLY GETS DOWN!! MAN THAT WHITE MAN FEELS HIS MUSIC.

  13. exitnow says:

    bob—-one just does not ‘walk”past mansions—–where mansions loom sidewalks do not.