This just isn’t Jessica Simpson’s week. First, those pictures appeared of a slightly bigger Jessica singing at a chili cook-off. Then, the endless back-and-forth about what the weight gain means, what does Tony think, is the whole thing terribly sexist, et cetera. As Celebitchy pointed out, very few people would have noticed the weight gain if Jessica had dressed better. Instead, she jammed herself into too-tight clothing that made her look like a packed sausage. But it still doesn’t mean it was a good career move to sing at a chili cook-off.
But now the final blow to Jessica’s self-esteem. Star magazine is reporting that while Jessica was traveling (to a chili cook-off?), Tony Romo threw a huge party at her house and hooked up with some random girl in Jessica’s bed. I buy that Romo threw a party at Jessica’s house while she was away – he seems like that kind of guy. But I’m not sure I buy the cheating part of the story.
While Jessica Simpson was away, Tony Romo certainly did play!
In the Feb. 9 issue of Star — on sale now — we exclusively report that just hours after Jess flew out of Burbank airport on Jan. 16, her boyfriend decided to host a party — at her house! And if that wasn’t bad enough, the hunky quarterback hooked up with a beautiful brunette.
The very night Jessica left town, Tony hit an invitation-only opening of Los Angeles hot-spot My House with a posse that included Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly. To keep the fun going, he invited a group of revelers “back to my place,” the onlooker tells Star. But when people arrived at the two-story country cottage-style home off Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, it soon became obvious that “his place” belonged to his unsuspecting — and absent — girlfriend, Jessica.
Amid Jessica’s gold albums, the party raged on downstairs. But on the second floor, Tony was enjoying his own private party — with a long haired, olive-skinned cutie.
“Everyone was talking about it downstairs,” dishes the source. “The girls were saying it was so wrong and shady of Tony to cheat on Jessica — especially in her place! I just can’t believe he would hook up with another woman at his own girlfriend’s house.”
For all the details about the cheating scandal — including how it all went down as well as how he was laughing about it with friends — pick up the new Star today.
From Star magazine
Laguna Beach’s Stephen Colletti and Entourage star Kevin Connolly? Not to criticize, but Tony sure hangs out with the C-listers, doesn’t he? And those are exactly the kind of people who will come to a party at an absent girlfriend’s house, drink all of the beer, then complain to Star magazine that you’re hooking up with some girl.
Another reason I don’t believe this – I believe in my heart of hearts that Tony has a thing for blondes. I don’t see a proud Texan like Tony hooking up with a brunette. It would be a slap in the face to The Lone Star State. Still, Jessica should watch her back.
Header image thanks to popbytes.
That last paragraph? There are loads of gorgeous brunettes in Texas. I’ve heard the blond stereotype about California, but never about Texas.
Love,
A Brunette Texan
as a sidenote: she needs to wash her hair more often
Wow… I guess us brunettes are just the bottom of the barrel, eh? Heaven forbid that anyone have to look at us. Excuse me while I bow down to the blondes.
Tell me, is a North Carolina brunette better or worse than a Texas brunette? Just so I know where I stand.
Where is the rule written that famous Texan men have to date blondes, or it’s a “slap in the face to The Lone Star State?” I’d like to read the rest of the rules, so that I know how to behave. Thanks.
Love,
A Brunette North Carolinian
No worries brunettes, us red-heads get stereotyped as ugly, evil, control freak, librarians, and we have your back.
Love,
A Red-headed Californian
Another brunette Texan here! Never had any complaints…
Yeah, I’m brunette from Texas too, I don’t know what the hell that last comment was about.
FFS, it was a joke! But I’m sure Romo is the type of guy to only date blondes.
Love,
Kaiser the olive-skinned brunette
Um ok Brunettes-chill out. I think the comment was made b/c Tony clearly has a thing for blondes (Carrie Underwood, Jessica) so im guessing that kaiser did not mean to offend. Everyone knows theres brunettes in Texas. 1/2 of Texas is mexican/spanish families. Or should i say familia.
I wouldn’t be surprised. I think at least 90% of professional athletes are unable to be monogamous. Jessica should have known better than to get involved with a celebrity football player like Tony. Hopefully he isn’t passing on STDs to her.
Btw, did you all see that narsty NY Post comic about this? Nice, eh, and she’s not even fat! I guess it sucks to be Jessica these days. 🙁
As a girl who’s friends were football players (I refuse to date one because I know how they are..) well, they ARE how you think they are. And given Jessica’s lack of any kind of verbal skill, I could see him getting bored quick. 🙂
Sincerely,
PROUD Hot Ass Brunette Californian
P.S. Isn’t Jessica a bottled blonde anyhow? Oh and side note, I get hit on a hell of a lot more than my blonde friends. 🙂 Something about being exotic looking or something.
whose** Damn you lack of edit option!
“I don’t see a proud Texan like Tony hooking up with a brunette. It would be a slap in the face to The Lone Star State.”
I totally read this comment as Kaiser taking the piss out of Tony – ie. that he’s too dumb and limited to go for anything other than an equally dumb blonde – and not at all as an insult to all you stunning brunettes out there.
Chill!!
Love,
A (far from dumb) Blonde
Maybe she should try Jenny Craig, wash her skanky hair and learn some manners and be more feminine and stop all the farting and burping.. gross pig
blah..blah…WOAH dirty hair.
i THINK jESSICA’S BEAUTIFUL. ANY GUY WOULD LOVE TO BE WITH HER! iF THIS IS TRUE TONY IS A JERK. GET RID OF HIM NOW!
Romo grew up in Wisconsin. But if Texas wants him, they can have him!
<3 A brunette Wisconsinite (displaced).
I’d guess she’s gained 10-15 pounds in the last year. She could easily lose 10 if she’d stop drinking. Alcohol is murder on one’s diet. If the story about Romo is true, she needs to dump the chump ASAP.
Kaiser, this brunette got the joke! I’m surprised by the collective reaction…realizing that my hair acts as a natural Tony Romo repellant was one of the highlights of my day.
I am confused because Star’s cover shows Romo with a pixelated-out blonde. Yet she’s also an “olive-skinned cutie”? She’s either a spectacular genetic anomaly, experiencing a severe reaction to her self-tanner, or Star has their facts wrong. I think I know which is most likely.
WTH is going on with her lips? Holy crap.
Tony Romo is from Wisconsin.
Although I did think that your joke was funny.
Whether he cheated or not, it sure doesn’t look like he’s taking Aikman’s advice about perception. Ironic how a few months ago most thought he and his team would be prepping for the Super Bowl. With the way his stock has been dropping by his team flopping and poor play in clutch time, it probably won’t be helping her get publicity which is pretty much what she hooked up with him to get.
You guys are being totally unfair!
If you watched “Newlyweds” you’d know that Jessica is totally genuinely, realisticaly, unedited, naturally,
brain dead.
I feel bad for her because it seems like she is hanging on my a thread to this guy. This isn’t the first rumor like this.
I think that tony romo did that because she is UGLY
once a cheater always a cheater he was talking to jess on the side because she was crushing on him and wanted to meet him while he was with carrie tony would lie to carrie just to meet up with this skank jessica…serves her right karma is a bitch.
by the way tony screwed up big time and he knew it thats why he was calling her back when jess and tony were on the rocks or broke up…
carrie is way more beautifull then jessica…when he called carrie she ignored his calls it must have felt good knowing your ex is crawling back….and you can tell him to go to hell and stay with the trashy bimbo….
now jessica how does it feel to be the one cheated on bitch
Why don’t you leave him , Jessica?
He is nothing if compared to you.
You can get as many men as you want.