– Demi Moore might be pregnant [DListed]
– Demi Moore bump watch [popbytes]
– Chris Holmes Klein went to Washington to testify in front of the House Appropriations Subcommittee on increasing funding for the National Endowment for the Arts [Mollygood]
– Britney Spears is going to leave rehab 2 days early (she’s been in 28 days already?) for K-Fed’s birthday party [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Maybe that Britney Spears met a rocker at an AA Meeting story is B.S., but I believed it since I’m gullible that way [Evil Beet]
– Hollywood’s not-so-shocking drug problem [CelebWarship]
– Does Lindsay Lohan have heartburn, back pain, or a loose brastrap, a Bastardly special report [Bastardly]
– Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell exchange not-so-subtle “you’re gay – no you are” barbs [Socialite’s Life]
– Mischa Barton puked outside a NY bar and just kept on partying afterwards [yeeeah]
– A new off-Broadway play “I was Tom Cruise” features a Cruise-like character tempting a guy with the excesses of fame. [Agent Bedhead]
– Video of crazy Tracy Morgan smacking his stomach, saying that’s his mating call. He’s basically drunk but sober enough to thoroughly amuse, like how you play pool well after a few beers. [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Sylvester Stallone would fail a pregnancy test [WWTDD]
– Who is Kerri Kasem? [Derek Hail]
– The new FX show “The Riches” featuring Minnie Driver and Eddie Izzard is decent by most accounts, but isn’t fabulous. [Pajiba]
– Scarlet Johansson is going to work with Woody Allen in another movie to begin shooting this summer [ICYDK]
– Robbie Williams smokes two cigarettes at once [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is coming on May 25th, but I’m not seeing it in the theatres after wasting my time at the last one [Celebrity Puke]
– Olivia Newton John’s daughter has anorexia [The Skinny Website]
– Cutest “Separated at Birth” Ever [Celebslam]
– Are you smarter than a fifth grader? [White Trash Mom]
– Drunken Stepfather responds hilariously to a cease and desist from Jennifer Aniston’s lawyers [Drunken Stepfather]
– Madonna looks classy at a recent H&M event, but all I can picture is that fug fur-trimmed coat and sunglasses she wears home from the gym every day [CityRag]
– Ana Beatriz Barros in a bikini [The Grumpiest]

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