We haven’t heard much from Joe Manganiello in a few months since he shortlisted himself for the Batman role. Joe’s starting to promote his new action movie (with Arnold Schwarzenegger), Sabotage (you can see the trailer here if you’re into that sort of thing), so Joe will probably be doing some very self-indulgent interviews soon. I know Joe is so obnoxious, but he amuses me. I mean, he’s harmless. He just says dumb stuff about ushering the return of “the man” and brags about catching a falling refrigerator in mid air.
For now, Joe is keeping his mouth shut and is content to strut the streets of LA with a buddy. Joe wants us to check out his body. He lives for that sh-t. So I’ll bite. Joe’s arms look amazing. I wouldn’t mind a night with those arms. His back view? Not as impressive, in my opinion, but of course still hittable.
I’m also including some pics from the recent Hamilton Behind the Camera and Jaguar events. Joe can wear the hell out of a suit, but like most beefy dudes, I think he looks better in a tight t-shirt.
Photos courtesy of WENN
Yuck.
Indeed.
Yes. With a shovel.
Lololol. YES!
@Eve haha, that was funny.
But I think I would hit it. I think Joe might be my James Franco. I also think the best thing about Magic Mike was the small parts Joe and Matt Bomer had on screen.
I second this!
NO. This dude turns me off completely and I hate his character on True Blood.
Love the pretentious ahole with the dumb vanity plate on his BMW. GAH!
Yep. All day. Any day. Every day.
Dibs on leftovers.
That’s a whole lotta man to go around.
As long as he doesn’t talk, yes. To be fair though, I’ve never seen True Blood & mostly just know him through gossip.
With the white hot heat of a thousand suns LOL Gorgeous
Ah, I can’t hate this guy because I really loved him on How I Met your Mother.
But, no I would not hit it because I really hate him on True Blood.
This. He’s terrible on True Blood. So no, for me. Would not hit it. Plus all I can think of when I see him is Man-Jello (thanks Michael K).
He turns me off. Majorly. Always has.
Nope. Not into it.
no, not at all
He looks gross. I’m not into that muscly look. He also looks disgusting on his book cover, all oily and tan. *vomit*
I love muscles! But him as an individual I dislike
I’d hit it .. over and over and over and over and over again!!! He is so hot!!
I agree with you. I wouldn’t call that a tight t-shirt though.
Yes for the looks alone, no because he’s a dumb-bell.
Never.
no, he seems douchey like he’d try to force me into a 3-some w/o discussion, just because of WHO he is.
no thanks
Meh. If it was Wednesday night and there was nothing good on tv I’d take the ride.
Nah. He’s not my physical type anyway, but more importantly, his favorite book is The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
LOL for real? You sure he just doesn’t say that to impress the ladies? A prized piece of literature and he read it? I love him but I cannot see this man reading a book…
He at least claims that it’s his favorite! http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/25-things-you-dont-know-about-me-joe-manganiello-2011248
If it’s a lie, I think it’s actually a strange one to tell. Ayn Rand’s works are associated with a brand of philosophy that a lot of women and a lot of people working in entertainment aren’t going to find very appealing. It certainly holds no appeal to me – Randroids need not apply, no matter how hot they are. I’d also disagree that the book has much merit as a work of literature, but I realize others don’t necessarily feel the same way.
Even if it is a fib to make him look smarter than he really is, I’m going to give him a side eye for not having the sense to pick a better book to pretend to like.
The people who say The Fountainhead is their favorite book do NOT do it to impress anyone. They do it to convey the fact that they’re dbag conservatives (Joe is a hardcore Republican).
Twice a day and 3 times on Sunday-he’s HOT
This is a man that needs a pair of old school Levi 501’s. He has the perfect shape to wear the hell out of those old school button fly jeans.
I know nothing of the vampire thing. Just have no interest. But I like the looks of him and I like the slightly goofy personality he owns. And I did watch Magic Mike. Love him in it!
And as it was mention earlier… he wears the hell out of a well cut suit. I love a man in a great suit.
Drooooool… I’d hit in a heartbeat.
I’m shocked not many on this site would not hit that. More for me. I’d tap that all night.
Tight clothes were made for a body like his! He looks good but does zero for my biscuit. I like a more intellectual partner. But Joe does seem to have a great sense of humor. He’d be an interesting date in that respect.
100% yes. He doesn’t have to talk.
Those shoulders don’t look that bad to me! Not bad at all…
Yes yes yes! Whenever, wherever however. He could do whatever he wanted to me.
He no longer does it for me. Plus, he seems like kind of a dick.