– The Urban Satchel: The Worlds Most Expensive Handbag [Gallery of the Absurd]
– There’s a way Photoshopped picture of Paris Hilton supposedly grabbing CeeLo from Gnarl’s Barkley’s big manhood. The head is at a weird angle and looks too big for the body and the woman has really long fake nails that aren’t Paris’ style [DListed]
– The new Sandra Bullock film, Premonition, is really bad [Pajiba]
– Fergie is orange and pink [IDLYITW]
– Naomi Campbell wears stilletos to work, hopefully changed into the boots she had slung over her shoulder [CelebWarship]
– Kirsten Dunst’s gorgeous new boyfriend [yeeeah
– Which older Oscar-winning actor keeps a chamberpot by the bed? [Celebslam]
– Sock puppet porn [The Grumpiest]
– Mandy Moore in Vanity Fair [Mollygood]
– Queen Latifah in a bathing suit [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Tobey MacGuire with his wife and daughter [ICYDK]
– Courteney Cox and her daughter Coco [Gabsmash]
– Kimberley Stewart pole dancing [The Blemish]
– Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are going to go work at fat camp and teach the residents all about medications that can take care of that problem [CelebNewsWire]
– Uma Thurman and her boyfriend woke up again [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan does not have a long line of cocaine on her face, that’s just a reflection off her earring – not that she doesn’t do cocaine [Evil Beet]
– Jenna Jameson is trying to look like Posh [The Bastardly]
– Eva Longoria is still skinny, but has that same Posh hairdo that Jenna Jameson is sporting [The Skinny Website]
– Posh and David Beckham celebrated their 10th anniversary amid rumors that they’re trying for a girl [Agent Bedhead]
– Did Ryan Phillippe hook up with Ashlee Simpson? [Derek Hail]
– Terrence Howard wanted a woman to pop the zits on his back – with her teeth [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Lindsay Lohan leaves her shirt open [Hollywood Tuna]