– Jonathan Rhys Meyer is rational (IDLYITW)
– Teri Hatcher wants you to buy Burnt Toast (The Bastardly)
– Jake Gyllenhaal Helps The Needy (Hollywood Rag)
– Evil has a face, and it is Bill O’Reilly (CityRag)
– Scientology gives you Super Powers (A Socialite’s Life)
– Tom Cruise to show pictures of Suri on Ellen tomorrow (DListed)
– Britney Spears nude is more scary than sexy (Egotastic)
– Lindsay Lohan was hungover on GMA and then forgot to change her clothes the next day (PopSugar)
– Jennifer Aniston finds a solution to her infertility – she has Oprah’s baby! (PopBytes)
– DJ on most popular hip-hop morning radio show in NYC, Star of “Star and Buc Wild,” threatens pedophilia on rival DJs daughter while on the air – gets promptly canned (Blog NYC)
– Kayne West gets Ellen Degeneres to throw the diamond sign (Crunk and Disorderly)
– Is J.Lo pregnant? We don’t think so, but whatever. (Faded Youth)
– RIP Soraya (Perez Hilton)
– Cocaine gives Lindsay Lohan superhuman strength (The Superficial)
– Rachel Bilson has beaglophobia (Smart)
– Michelle Rodriguez Says Jail Was Cool (yeeeah)