This is the most unpleasant story of the day (for me). First, some background: Liam Neeson is the father of two teenage sons, Michael and Daniel. Their mother was the late (great) Natasha Richardson. Since Natasha’s passing in 2010, Liam has done a wonderful job of keeping his sons out of the spotlight and for all we know, they are just normal New York kids. Enter the Cracken. Lindsay has been on a “cougar” jag for the past year or so, dating a series of barely-legal young men. Her last “boyfriend” was 19 years old. And her new boyfriend might be 18-year-old Michael Neeson. I hate the world right now.
Premature cougar Lindsay Lohan has moved on from a younger man to an even younger one. After dating 19-year-old model Liam Dean, sources say the 27-year-old actress is cozying up to Liam Neeson’s 18-year-old son, Michael.
The two were spotted Friday partying at hot spot Finale, where spies tell us they snuck off to the women’s bathroom together at one point.
Page Six reported in October that Lohan was seeing Dean, a hunk signed with Red Model Management, after the two were spotted partying at 1Oak. She was also linked to teenage Ralph Lauren model Morgan O’Connor.
Now, the troubled actress, who completed rehab this summer, has moved on to Michael, son of late actress Natasha Richardson and Neeson and grandson of Vanessa Redgrave.
A source said: “Lindsay seems to have this thing for younger men at the moment. They were together at a house party of one of Lindsay’s stylist friends before Thanksgiving, and were together at Finale on Friday. Lindsay was seen leading him into the women’s bathroom, hand-in-hand. The odd thing was that Dean was with them all night, even though Lindsay had been seeing him, too.”
But a rep for Neeson insisted “it’s not true” that Lohan and the actor’s son are romantically linked. Lohan’s rep told us, “Lindsay is friends with Michael but they are not dating.”
Liam Neeson recently told the Belfast Telegraph he doesn’t want his kids to get caught up in the acting business. “You go for an interview for a part and you’re rejected for all sorts of things — you’re too tall, or too Irish,” the “Taken” star said. “It is a hard process to go through and I don’t want my kids to have to feel that.”
Meanwhile, sources say Lohan’s heading to Miami this week for Art Basel, where she’s being pegged as this year’s Demi Moore — as in the star who shows up to ubiquitously party.
But we’re told it’s highly unlikely Michael’s family would allow him to go to Miami to hang with her.
Dear Liam: please shut this down. Please shut it down HARD and fast. Also: please, Liam, stop your 18-year-old son from spending too much time in the clubs in general – you never know what kind of cracked-out, kleptomaniac, famewhore disaster he’s going to end up with. “Sneaking into the women’s bathroom” never sounded so wrong, I swear. Lindsay needs to stop off. Ugh.
Photos courtesy of WENN, LL’s Instagram.
18 is too young to get the Herp – run, Mikey, run!
Methinks Li-Lo is just curious as to whether he has the “Neeson Penis Gene”. Ouch, my kidneys!!
Neeson Penis Gene – too funny. I actually forgot about that.
This post should be required, daily Celebitchy reading–in fact, Kaiser, Bedhead, or CB should make a new one, complete with gifs of said dong AND as many naked pictures as we can find.
http://www.celebitchy.com/256944/liam_neeson_admits_hes_very_well-endowed_he_dated_barbra_streisand/
Bless him 😉
*Go down to the comments and check out the two gifs that were put up….0_0
And if I’m not mistaken, dong size IS hereditary. Your comment actually makes me remember two semi funny things to do w/size.
My older sister had a baby with this guy–he has no money, no job, nothing–he’s always dependent on his charm and good looks to find a place to sleep. Well, my sister just kept going back to this guy–I mean, she moved from our home, to go to where he was (20 hours away) TWICE. After she left the second time, I heard my mom talking on the phone to one of my aunts–she said this “I just don’t understand why she keeps going back to that dude. He has no money, no job–he doesn’t pay his child support, etc.” THEN she said this “And I was looking at the baby’s d*ck, and it’s small–so it can’t be that.”
God, I love my mom 🙂
And the second story is about my five year old cousin–his older brother is an idiot who can’t keep his mouth shut and lacks any TACT whatsoever. One day my aunt was changing my little cousin’s diaper–he was about a year old. You know what his OLDER brother said? He said “Oh my God, his d*ck is HUGE!” And my aunt’s yelling at him, and he said “What? Mine isn’t that big…”–he was 12 when he said that. God.
But I would be willing to test the theory that bigger is better (with Liam)—his son’s too young for me (ironically enough we’re the same age).
F***, Liam, are you crazy?! Get her off your son!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo fuck no
Dude, no.. He could do so much better. Stop it. Even being friends with her is a bit much cause she’s probably scheming on how best to use him.
I don’t think any of you realize it this deep, but I think that makes it a great opportunity to point out that if it were Sean Penn’s or Lisa Marie’s daughter she’d be a fame ho and all types of scum in the comments for dating famous men that aren’t nearly as troubled (to our knowledge) as Lilo. It’s that deeply ingrained that we judge men more favorly. And I don’t remember specifically who says what in every story here at all, so sorry if that’s not you, Blue.
Anyways, so Lil Neeson likes to party, for many kids like that, you can lose them if you try too hard to control them, so I suggest Liam just be there for him, without judgment, and help guide him when he can. If he’s too wild, don’t contribute financially.
You can’t begin to compare Lilo’s dangerous level of crazy to the daughters of Sean Penn or Lisa Marie Presley. They would be the logical choice to hang out with and I don’t think there would be nearly the amount of horror attached to either of them as there is with Lohan. She’s a flat out druggie, quasi-hooker, liar, thief, and general all-round trouble-maker and nut case.
Liam should shut this down FAST if it’s true.
Kcaia — I re-read your post a couple of times and I am not understanding the point. Maybe the grammar is throwing off the sentence structure. ( which I understand because I have to type on my iPhone and stuff gets jumbled)
But the last point about gentle guidance.
Oh no way in hell on that.
If I were daddy and my child were hanging out with a decades plus long hard core hard drug addict, we’d be moving back to Ireland for a year or two.
All it takes is one little ” here sweetie try this. It will make you feel amazing” action from his little snuggle bunny girlfriend Lindsay, and a decade later, you are still fighting to get him off of heroine.
The young man is 18 , but if daddy yanks away the cash and lifestyle of affluence, at least Lindsay will go off to find another boy-toy to play with
So what about these little girlfriends of Charlie Sheens? They don’t get a pass…because they haven’t lost a mother and have a likeable father (that we know of), because those 18 year old pornstars probably had some kindof trauma in their lives too, possibly more so, or is it always like this where dudes get more passes? Not saying I don’t ever do it myself, just I think it happens way more than we (women, feminists) realize. I don’t think we should be tougher on the boys I thinkwe should be softer on the girls.
Did you really just compare Robert Pattinson’s fans with Liam Neeson’s?
There are a ridiculous number of examples of sexism and double standards in Hollywood, but in order to prove your point you can’t use an exceptional case as your proof. Lindsay Lohan proves no argument other than that sh*t rolls downhill.
@Jared, you’ve mixed up the analogy. In Kcaia’s scenario, Lilo is replaced by a famous and less troubled actor and Neeson is replaced by a famous daughter. The daughter in the new scenario isn’t supposed to be a “bad influence” but the theory is she’d still be the one maligned, instead of the famous older actor. The whole point, whether correct or not, is that the woman in this situation is always the one criticized.
Ok, I’m just assuming here that if this story about him and Lindsay is true, then he isn’t just some naive little boy misguided by the evil LiLo, that just needs a fathers firm grip on his life. I think if he weren’t partying with her he’d still be partying elsewhere. He is an adult, so what can his dad really do if that’s what he wants? He can warn him, I don’t mean just be cool about it, but being angry about it in any way isn’t going to help. I think you should just be there to help your kid get help (if it’s bad) or let them live (if it’s just experimental), but if his son is to be an addict, he shouldn’t contribute to his addiction. But I think too, that what really happened might be harmless and blown up by media, and people are extremely cruel to Lindsay.
Good grief!! Surely Liam will keep him from her? This literally makes me sick. She wouldn’t go near my son, for any reason.
Ugh, I would think this was total BS but the fact that a rep of Liam’s actually talked to Page Six instead of ignoring this makes me think there is some truth. Not good.
This is total BS. He is a friend of my son’s and wouldn’t be caught dead with this skank other than maybe to say hi. He actually goes by Micheal which is the Irish spelling of Michael.
Good to have the inside scoop!
I don’t know–I didn’t really believe this story, because if any of Liam Neeson’s kids were caught w/drugs, or around someone who is an addict, I don’t think it’d be someone famous they’d be with. He’s done a pretty good job keeping them out of the limelight. I think the last time I saw a picture (a pap pic) of him and his kids was about 3 years ago–right after Natasha died. He, his kids, a few teenage girls, and Ralph Fiennes were at the beach.
I mean, the only reason I knew ONE of his kids names, is because I have the same middle name and its spelled the same way–my sperm donor was Irish. Other than that, I just know he has one other son who is like 10 months apart from his brother–irish twins!
I mean, who on earth would pick the 18 year old over LIAM NEESON?? This is likely something she/Dina was heard saying after Michael happened to look at her randomly.
I have to agree. I’m looking at that picture of Liam and DAMN! is all I can say. His son very cute though.
Alright Liam, back to the script:
“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.”
Ha! Actually, the thought of his son being “Taken” by Crackorella might be more frightening than the scenario in the movie!
He recorded this for a lady’s voice mail on Graham Norton. Even I had the vapors.
Basel, where she’s being pegged as this year’s Demi Moore
Heh
No. No… No,no and no. Liam NEEDS to put a stop to any sort of ‘friendship’ with the Cracken. Sorry. Let’s just hope this is just total bullshit.
OMG, Lilo is like a plague! Get her away from any member of the Neeson family!
I hope this isn’t true. Really.
BTW, Natasha Richardson died in 2009. I remember that because my cousin Alex died in a car crash the day after she died.
Ugh. Just…no. Time to go “Taken” on this situation Liam. 😉
A club?! Oh but I’m sure it was just during an early supper with her sober coac…hahahahaha, I can’t even finish that.
My first thought exactly! PLEASE go all “Taken” on her freckled ass!!
she’s with young guys because all of the ones her age are repulsed by her and wouldn’t want to be with her.
and sneaking off to the bathroom together tells me they’re doing lines, if not each other. Yay, rehab!
Liam, for the love of all that is holy and for the well being of your son…give him a talking to!
Yeah, Going to the bathroom together sounds more like doing drugs than hooking up. I’d be more worried that Lohan is off the wagon again.
So fucking gross, i wish we could do pics so you all could appreciate the instant gasface this gave me
Lol. I love ur comments and I felt and probably made the same face. The poor boy barely looks 18 and Lohan is so disgusting. Barf.
That’s the grossest part: He looks way under 18
She is not “dating” him, they are partying together. Max George from the wanted gave an interview, he was the guy everyone claimed Lilo dated last year because they went clubbing together a few times. Max said he never dated Lilo, he said they were not even involved casually. He said he had a drinking problem at the time and him and Lilo were drinking buddies and they were purely friends with that partying in common. I think whoever she is partying with at any given time gets called her boyfriend. I have never seen her actually have a real boyfriend.
Wow he looks like a 13 year old. 🙁 this makes me a little nauseous.
That’s what I thought, too. He’s a baby!
Apropos of nothing, he’s tall like his dad, but he has his mom’s face.
Was trying to find what the age requirement was for this club. What is she thinking? That’s right she isn’t. Looks like she is partying non-stop on the DL.
I SO want this to be B.S…. but a small part of me doesn’t, for the pure and simple reason that I will read _anything_ with a remote chance of a Liam pic in it…. anything….
I still get sad thinking about Natasha Richardson and her untimely death; she would have HATED LiLo.
And as for LiLo at Art Basel, I just snorted my G and T through my nose. What a joke – she probably has no clue what it is, thinks it’s an Italian herb, or at best a place for her to score anything and everything. Can’t they just ban her?
Funny fact: Natasha played her mother in The Parent Trap!
That means Lindsay may well have known Michael since he was a toddler. Please let this relationship story be BS
Oh, you’re right! I have actually never seen that movie. Maybe Natasha liked her when she was still a cutesy child actress, but I think what I was trying to say was that she would probably not want her son to have anything to do with her, now.
I missed the word “up” in the title, but it didn’t even faze me. That says something.
OH NOES!
He looks like a baby. Way too young to be ruined by her. Take care of business, Liam!
About Maimi, I always hoped that Pitbull would “revoke her Miami privileges” (like a social “hit”) when she pulled that lawsuit on him. I know he won the lawsuit but not being able to party there would have been the ultimate payback.
He looks SO young, I really hope this is bull 🙁
They weren’t in the bathroom having sex.
Also, the Art Basel comment = GOLD.
“Enter the Cracken” LOL!
If he is 18 and in the clubs, the clubs themselves need to be shut down. I’m sorry but no club has any business allowing an 18 year old into their establishment no matter whose kid they are. And the thought of HoHan being ANYONE’S idea of an “older GF” is so beyond disgusting and gross, I can’t even. Liam must be horrified.
Ha ha! I’m at art Basel, I shall look out for her. She wasn’t at the White Cube party last night so maybe it’s just more hustle from the Cracken.
Wait. Has she tweeted about the death of her “good friend” Paul Walker yet like she does everyone else in Hollywood who dies tragically and who wouldn’t have given her the time of day when they were alive?
She did.
Liam, if you have brain, you will get your son away from this std carrying creature. She will just use him to try to revive her failing career.
She better stays the fuck away from him!!!
Anyone else remember Natasha Richardson playing this creatures mother in The Parent Trap?
“Dear Liam: please shut this down. Please shut it down HARD and fast. Also: please, Liam, stop your 18-year-old son from spending too much time in the clubs in general – you never know what kind of cracked-out, kleptomaniac, famewhore disaster he’s going to end up with.”
So while this does seem true, he’s 18. An adult. His daddy doesn’t get to shut anything down anymore or stop anything. It’s amusing to me how people always think the parents of Hollywood adults should still be parenting them as though they’re children (like with Lindsay, for example…people were/are always crying, “Where are her parents??” but the chick is almost 30 years old! Her parents are utterly irrelevant.). Daddy gets no say anymore. Obviously dating/partying with Lindsay is an awful idea, but the idea that a legal adult’s parent should step in and not “let” him do stuff is kind of ridiculous. (And I have two 18-yr-old boys, so I do see the impulse and where it comes from, but 18, while spectacularly childish, is legally adult.)
“Enter the Cracken” is so hilarious I just spit coffee everywhere! Good work!
Oh, hell no! Quit trying to ruin my Wednesday—I already had a pleasant Tuesday night looking up Liam on tumblr.
Ugh, I hope to God he wasn’t even anywhere near him–I was rereading Liam’s posts yesterday, and it seems like they have a really good relationship. He told this story (in Esquire a few years ago) that he was at a Heat game, and a reporter asked him some question about his films—would you watch Star Wars or Taken if they were playing at the same time. And his son, Michael, stepped in and said something—but Liam said that Michael was his “bonny boy” and just like his mother.
God, now I’m feeling sad again–I think I’ll need a few naked pictures of a certain Irishman to cheer me up.
And Liam is MY CB husband—I already had dibs on him as my foreverdong when I saw Schindler’s List in 8th grade. I will fight you celebitches like a stranger 🙂
Sorry. Everyone knows Liam is mine. LOL I have been hanging on waiting for a new Liam Neeson movie.
Like I said Jayna–I will fight you all like a stranger 🙂
As I said to LAK, on Miranda Kerr’s post, my golddigging plan is WAY better than hers—I plan on catching him with mile high, homemade layer cakes–I may live in the godforsaken UP, but I’m a southern girl at heart. And my Lane Cake is to DIE for.
And I am his son’s age–almost 19 actually–and I still would. I would climb him like a tree–which works out really well because I’m not even 5’2—and he’d have to get a restraining order to get rid of me, a la Alec Baldwin and his creepy stalker. You’d all be on CB saying, ‘ohhh, that’s that crazy, short girl who banged Liam Neeson and won’t leave him alone’….
Liam better pray to God I never make it to London–I’m still waiting on LAK to confirm my sleeping space.
*evil grin*
Sounds like drugs, not dating.
I weep at the thought that the great Liam Neeson is being contaminated by association in any way with the Lohan monster.
I wail at the thought that the great Vanessa Redgraves name is even in the same article as the Lohan. That Michael kid has a lot to answer for.
Oh hell no !!!!!! Please let this be false. And ladies Liam is my forever dong. Just saying…I’m his “Vegas girlfriend” 🙂
My theory is that she dates younger men because that’s where her own maturity level is at. She still behaves like a high schooler so that’s what she’s comfortable around. She wouldn’t be able to handle a guy or girl her own age.
I wonder which angle she’s working: The “investing in my future by getting a naive, wealthy boy to marry me” angle [ha ha ha, ho ho ho, oh my sides], or the “my only option now is drug dealer to the fame-adjacent” angle?
Natasha must be rolling in her grave!
Oh hell to the N O!
Liam to Craken:I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my SON go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
I say we quit talking about the Cracken, and turn this into a dong post….
You know, I’ve never actually searched for pics of his famous huge dong on the internet. I think I’m going to have to do that tonight when I get home from work to see what all the fuss has been about all these years LOL.
littlestar, I put up a link to a CB article (or you could just look in the archives) on the upthread–it’s the one called “Liam Neeson admits he is well endowed” or something like that. But go to the comments and there are two gifs–one is of him running naked under a sprinkler/rain, and the other is of him wrestling naked…God.
*wipes drool*
It’s from this movie he did called ‘Under Suspicion’–which you could find online–he played as this former cop in England, who gets involved w/some shady business–but he was handsome. I can’t believe how young he looks too—well up until his Natasha died. But God, he’s always been big and beautiful.
That’s it–my traveling plans after HS have changed from France, to going to Ireland. Maybe if I’m lucky I’ll run into DDL while I’m at it 🙂
Cracking the Cracken code……They aren’t dating (liho doesn’t date)….
Being the opportunistic SLAG she is, Liho turned a bathroom BJ into “I’m dating the son of a famous person PR”.
I doubt this is true. Lindsay’s just trying to catch the tabloids’ attentions again.
His name is Micheál, not Michael.
Good lord Liam, get that poor kid away from her. He comes from a good family, not the type to have a host of STD’s.