Back in August, Tom Hiddleston was still annoying me. I was in a cycle of Hiddles Annoyance that only recently broke (fever-like) into a full-fledged Hiddles Love. But when I go back and watch this video, I feel the shame-spiral and annoyance again. You know this video. This is the video from Disney’s official announcement that Hiddles would voice the “Captain Hook” role in a direct-to-DVD animated film, The Pirate Fairy. During the announcement… well, Hiddles grabbed the mic and began to sing “Bare Necessities”. Because of course he did.
CRINGE. Good God, Hiddles. STOP IT. Bring back The Snake Hips! Tell stories about seeing Chris Hemsworth naked! Stop singing “Bare Necessities” forever and ever.
Anyway, the “trailer” for The Pirate Fairy has been released and… good God, how did this get even worse? It’s not like doing voice work on a Disney direct-to-DVD FAIRY MOVIE is going to be a big career move, but you know what’s even worse than that? That Hiddles is barely in the trailer! It’s like he’s just some dude and Disney doesn’t even care.
Right? You can barely hear any of Hiddleston’s voice in there. The fairy voices are done by Mae Whitman and Christina Hendricks, by the way. Poor Hiddles. Personally, I still think he just agreed to this nonsense because just a few weeks beforehand, his Big Brother Cumberbatch signed on to do some voice work in The Penguins of Madagascar. Hiddleston is forever the little brother nipping at Cumberbatch’s heels.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Is it wrong that I totally want that cuddly crocodile?
I don’t recall Captain Hook having anything to do with a pirate fairy in any Disney books I read as a child. Another case of Hollywood ripping the heart out of a classic tale. I don’t even think Tom can save this one. THAT voice + Captain Hook???? I don’t see it.
The fangirls will probably make “Bear necessities” number one with a bullet on the music charts!
Tinkerbell (a fairy) and Captain Hook were both in the original Peter Pan — book and movie. In Neverland, pirates and fairies shared a world together. So this is not a case of Hollywood ripping the heart out ouf a classic tale, but rather expanding on it.
Meh. A gig is a gig i suppose Oh, and don’t mind me, I’m just here to admire the velvet jacket and Hiddleston’s hands. My God, he’s bloody handsome.
It’s not a massive career move. Kind if like he just did an animate movie so he could cross it off the list.
I am SO over my Hiddles love. It was always compromised (cf. ball gagging) and based mainly on his backside and legs. But I have now found a UK dancer who fills the Marshwiggle space on my list very nicely. He looks like Hiddles but he has BETTER legs and backside and he doesn’t require a ball gag because he is a) nice and b) genuine. Huzzah! Now I can use my ball gag for Idris, my list still includes a Marshwiggle for Narnia days, and ALL IS WELL WITH THE WORLD.
Well, I say that. But my cat has disappeared and I am fearing the worst. I need cheering up.
Praying to the cat gods to send your baby home…
Sixer! I am so sorry about your kitty! My kitty Daisy just had a close call but was returned home, thank god, and I know how this feels. Here’s hoping for her same return!
Who is the dancer? We all need some marshwiggle……
I hope your cat turns up xoxo
Thanks, chaps.
Miss J – he went out three nights ago and he is not in any of his usual haunts. He is (hopefully not was) 15. So you can see why I’m feeling bleak. His sister is crying piteously all day long too.
The dancer is Ian Waite. Legs to die for.
Sending all positive thoughts your way for the return of your kitty. Hang in there!
{{HUGS}}
When my kitty went out for an ‘adventure’ I was sick with worry. I do hope you find him. And soon. Also alive and well. {{HUGS}} again for good measure.
How is school?
Sixer, if you’re into male dancers and their legs – check out Roberto Bolle, Marcello Gomes, and Matthew Golding. SWOON.
Sorry to hear about the kitty! I hope he returns soon, safe and sound!
Woke up this morning and there he was in the kitchen! Thank heavens for electronic cat flaps. He stuffed three pouches of food straight down and is now asleep in front of the fire. I cried!
Oh yay! That is happy news! I’m sure he had a big adventure of some kind. Glad he is now back safely.
Yay!!! Love a happy ending!! I bet he had a great time and was completely oblivious to your worrying about him.
I checked out Ian Waite and yes, he sure is *ahem* fit!! There is something magical about a man who can dance like that and I love how tall he is. Wonder if I could talk him into dressing in a Loki costume and doing a few turns around the floor with me.
Excuse me whilst I just go run that cold shower…
Maybe it was some contract thing for Disney? Because…..why else?
Nah, this was a bad move by his agents. I still think Hiddleston is feeling like the also-ran/No. 2 to the monster that is Cumberbatch Worship, and is doing everything short of screaming “LOOK AT MEEEEEE!” to wrest attention his way.
But he’s trying way too hard now. Wish he would calm down – he’s a lovely man and a lovely actor in his own right. Not everyone can be Cumberbatch. Sometimes you just have to be James McAvoy or Ben Whishaw, who are worthy of a different, quieter sort of worship.
preach it sister….for some reason I feel like he keeps tabs on what Cumberbatch is doing?? sometimes I even feel they aren’t even that great of friends.
I think from the industry Cumby has 2-3 true friends and Martin is one of them. his recent interview for hobbit where reporter is like its all about smaug and he said don’t say this to Cumby and feed his ego further. He was joking but I hope friends like him will keep Cumby’s feet on ground.
I have a little girl who loves the Tinkerbell/Disney Fairy DVDs, and they are actually very high quality films and quite well done. We have seen all of them many times and really look forward to this next one. Mae Whitman, Lucy Liu, America Ferrara, Angelica Huston and many other name actors all have featured roles, and the franchise has dome a thoughtful job reimagining the characters for today’s young girls: for example, Tinkerbell is a talented engineer. So I think this is a nice side project for any actor to be involved with — not embarrassing at all.
Brailler – I don’t think anyone really means to decry the films for what they are. They’re not my bag, nor were they when I was a little girl, but I’m sure they’re all fine and nice.
The point is that if you are clearly tilting at A list status, as PuddleTom is, then they are exceedingly low rent – in career terms, not in terms of whether or not they’re nice product-themed animations that kids enjoy.
Dreadful. Third tier straight to DVD…. The only way I can fathom this is if it were a contractual obligation, or TommyAnnE’s way of currying favor with Disney execs. Something has to pay that Belsize Park mortgage I guess.
I agree with brailler- I have a young daughter who sometimes likes the disney fairy movies. They are actually better than a lot of the kids stuff out there- maybe a tier below some of the movies that make it to the theater, but much more age appropriate for a 3 or 4 year old. They always attract some top talent- Tomothy Dalton, Angelica Huston, etc, and they keep coming out with more and more movies. So, maybe not high profile, but I imagine a good paycheck as well as a relationship with Disney.
And, I should add- none of us adults is the target demographic. We are talking movies for kids. They aren’t trying to be Toy Story or anything.
Yes – but TOM is aiming at Toy Story, not Tinkerbell, that’s the point.
Sixer, how would you even know other than guessing?
This Hiddleston vs. Cumberbatch crap is so pathetic. I’m not talking about the two men either, but their “fans.” It’s embarrassing.
Do fans pit them against each other? I’ve never seen it. I’ve seen them mentioned together a lot, but only because their appeal is so similar.
I see it a lot too. It’s very annoying and immature.
Give me Tom Mison any day. Better looking. Far more genuine. And as good an actor as him if not better. He just hasnt had a benevolent benefactor like Sir Ken of Branagh.
IMO: he only appeals to me as his character on Sleepy Hollow, what is it about 250 year old+ sexy revolutionary war soldiers anyway? Smex.
Sorry Kaiser,
But I’m always gonna love my Hiddleston. You gotta give him credit for really putting 100% in every project he does!
I’m with you!
Lol. Tom should be happy he’s not a woman. I can’t imagine how much people would be dragging him if he were one for the stuff he does.
Well it is work for him, even though he could do better than straight to video.
I still love that dragonfly coat pic.
That is all!
Marvel and Disney are the same company, right? Maybe this is just some weird contract caveat from back in the Thor 1 days. Or maybe he has a little crush on Christina Hendricks and wanted to work with her? Who knows.
ETA: DRAGONFLIES! <3
There is nothing embarrassing about the photo of Hiddles in that blue velvet coat. I’m going to ignore the article and just focus on that. 🙂
Don’t think this is going to help or hinder his career one way or the other. Just something to add to the CV, I suppose. I’m more interested in seeing how Coriolanus is received. Not what the gushing fangirls have to say; they will just be full of “feels” and declare it The Best Thing Ever. Curious to see what critics and serious theatre-goers will think. Since the run time has been drastically cut (this is Shakespeare’s 2nd longest play I believe), will also be interested to see what got cut.
Agreed. The people (kids) interested in this movie aren’t going to care that he’s in it. The people (adults) who aren’t interested in this movie aren’t going to care/ever know that he was in it either.
Seriously, though, his fingers!!
Yes – the thing that got me most excited about him was his hands and he doesn’t look short. He is yummy
I never cared about the Hiddles before but he’s growing on me. He really can’t stop once he starts, can he? It’s amusing and annoying at the same time.
Well…to the target audience of this series, he IS just some guy. My daughter isn’t going to watch it because of him. She doesn’t even know who he is. It is already a well established and successful series.
I like to tell myself that part of the reason he took this role was because he has young nieces who might be into the movies and wanted to do something for them to see.
He has more than one niece?
I also thought he just had the one niece. He only ever mentions one in interviews anyway. I think she’s about 3 judging from an interview from UNICEF this year. He said a little girl he visted at her family home was the same age as his niece. Unless his sister has had another one since
Exactly what I thought. Maybe he thought it was fun. He loves doing impressions and has done many voice work. Why not a Tinkerbell one, just to amuse his nieces and nephews:)
The Tinkbell movies are hugely popular. They even have a huge presence at the Disney parks now. If you’ve see. Then, you would realize these aren’t your average straight to DVD productions.
I used to be so hot for Tom but now I can barely tolerate him. Everything he does gets on my nerves in the worst way possible. I still find him very attractive but he just too try hard lately.I can’t stand his fandom anymore, either (not the girls here). His fans on tumblr are literally batshit crazy.
I highly doubt he makes career moves based on any living breathing decision Cumberbatch makes. If so, I can also accuse Cumberbatch of taking on Hamlet fresh on the heels of Hiddleston doing Coriolanus. Just sayin.
Those hands! Sigh…
Haha embarrassing!
My son saw the trailer however & he thinks it looks fun. He is 6 and he doesn’t care who is doing the voices. Yep good career move there by TH.
If that Robert Capa film had worked out, that would have been our Velvet Dragonfly in a lead role. His role in this DVD and the blink and you’ll miss him in the Muppet movie would not have seemed so bad. I admire the unabashed excitement he has for EVERY project he does though.
Why is he slumming here? Not a good move here.
I feel sad when I see how much Cumberbatch and Fassbender are getting roles while his most recent stuff is just Olla and Thor. I love him and really wanna see him grow as an actor, and maybe, as a celebrity.
Lol this guy is sooooo annoying i dont see the appeal acting or looks wise
+10000000
Don’t care about the Pirate Fairy thing, I’d still hit that little douchebag so hard he wouldn’t see straight for a week. I don’t care, I’ll admit it.
Hahahahahahaha! I want to know if you’d call him a little douchebag WHILE hitting it.
Yes I would call him that during and he would take it like the bitch he is and LIKE it. On this I have no doubt. Motherfucker would be saying MY name hehehe.
Seriously though I am eager for honest reviews of Coriolanus. He is a damn fine actor and I want him to succeed in this.
Cumby and TommyAnne have a professional friendship, I don’t think the former is as close as the latter than he his to freeman.
No, they are actually best friends. For real.
In other news, I’m getting drunk and I no longer feel any allegiance to a certain little douchebag so there may or may not be tea forthcoming.
Spill it, I’m ready. 🙂
You mean besides the fact that he is a faithless manwhore who couldn’t tell the truth if you put a gun to his head? I don’t even know where to begin but I do know why he is “single” and sabotages every relationship he ever finds himself in. I know many things but I am not drunk enough yet. I wonder if he might try to charm his way into keeping me quiet again… Nah probably not. The man has the spine of a jellyfish and hates drama of any kind. If I hear from him ever again I’d be shocked. I am simply not worth it to him. Besides he knows I can’t prove a damn thing.
@MissThing,
I don’t know why you keep claiming you know something, when you have already been debunked and caught in a lie.
I like goss about this man as much as anyone, and he isn’t a unicorn prince to me, but yeesh even I know the difference between good tea and fangirl delusion. So he’s a man whore frat boy who has daddy issues and he lives in a giant four bedroom house behind a gate and he collects the souls of all the women he has double crossed and then dumped. He’s not a Disney prince, but a deludnoid who thinks he’s a prince of Joutnheim…yadda yadda uh yadda.
Next!
Come on!!! Spill it! Doesn’t matter whether or not you can prove it..We here hardly need any proof! :p
@MissT are you on Twitter?
So much drama and so little facts…
Either there’s something and you spill it, or you just don’t say anything because now you just like someone seeking attention.
Please give examples.
I can see why some may find him annoying, but he is relatively harmless. He is a big flirt but hardly a manwhore. Especially when compared to other actors I have met. In my experiences he does put his work first and he is generally a nice guy.
Whats worse? Tumblr with its blind adoration or some of these idiots, with their blind hatred. You decide!
First, kindly refrain from referring to the posters here as idiots. Second, while there is a lot of snark throw TH’s way, I have never seen anything that could be described as blind hatred. If this site and its comments are not to your liking, no one is forcing you to be here.
@janeite miss thing is a WUM (wind up merchant) she’s never slept with TommyAnne as we discovered a while back. Ask Fanty, sixer and co.
@missThing please go away. None of your ‘tea’ collaborates with one another and you clearly want attention
Mary-Rose Wooh..what’s the story? How did you catch the lying Miss Thing?
Hi Mary-Rose! Not sure what is going on with MissThing. I do know that for a brief time on Tumblr last night there was a new blog created that said some things similar to what MissThing posted here. A few hours later, the blog was gone.
Since I haven’t been posting here for very long, I don’t know much about the history of everyone. I’d like to be able to give MissThing the benefit of the doubt but at the same time, if she has done this kind of thing repeatedly, it does make her sound like just an attention-seeker.
I admit I am a dragonfly but I also see that TH is not the perfect unicorn prince that some fans think he is. I love the guy and think he is adorable but is definitely not perfect. He may be a nice guy but appears to have so many issues. He seems to be so needy of approval from others for one. I see a lot of snark here I agree with and some of it is kinda harsh. ‘Tomothy’–that’s a new one. I like that.
@Penny Tomothy? Why is he called that now?
I agree that Tommy isn’t perfect. Nobody is and I also don’t think he’s got time for a full on realtionship. Probably will settle down when he’s older and career at a stable place.
Some fangirls need to learn that he is human and has his good and bad days like the rest of us
@Janeite
I haven’t heard anything about this Tumblr blog, what did it say? Any screencaps? Did everything kick off on Tumblr last night because I haven’t seen anything..
And I’d want to give MissThing the benefit of the doubt but she made the same unsubstantiated claims not long ago and then magically vanished and avoided his posts for a while. No doubt she will back out of revealing any ‘tea’ for fear of upsetting the person she claims to dislike like last time.
Hi Froop,
Sorry I can’t link to screencaps since the entire blog was deleted. There were only about 3 posts saying pretty much the same stuff as MissThing said above, which is what makes me believe it was also her. The blog was not up for very long, which is probably why it didn’t make much of an impact on the Tumblr denizens. The blog was only there for maybe a couple of hours but the posts were close in time to when MissThing posted here.
Originally I wasn’t even going to bring up the Tumblr blog issue on here. If it was MissThing’s and she did delete it, she probably wishes she could delete her posts here too so I didn’t want to add any fuel to the fire just in case she was telling the truth and then had 2nd thoughts. But if this kind of thing is a pattern of behaviour for her, I don’t know what to think.
I do know Susannah F. broke up with him. He actually doesn’t do all the “dumping” like you claim.
How did we catch miss thing out? Well quite easy. On previous topics she’s was the ultimate TommyAnne fangirl, wishing she could meet him, how to get autographs etc. then suddenly she makes out she works in the industry and has a big secret with him- which she would never tell. The other flaw to this story was whilst she was supportively doing whatever with him, he was in Austraila promoting Thor 2. When pointed this out (by flower?) she went off in a huff and hasn’t returned.
My guess is she’s not his fan anymore and has seen him in a diffrent way now- if not strange
I am just curious as to why she keeps using the same name here. Any troll worth their bridge knows how to use different names and have a few sock puppets in reserve to agree with them.
I figure MissThing was/is a fan, she met him once and had big expectations. Then was repelled when he didn’t show her any attention beyond the hi and autograph stage and ooh boy did it tick her off. Or maybe she saw him leave with a pretty girl and it just made her jealous. Who knows.
I think Celebitchy bans you if you keep changing username and mail address.
Or maybe he went off with a pretty boy? 🙂
Her most recent posts here were from the Nov 18th entry about TH at the Evening Standard awards, if anyone wants to read those. Seems odd to keep threatening to spill tea but then never actually doing it. That kind of thing just exasperates people after a while.
Just playing devil’s advocate for a moment, I suppose it’s possible that her comments about wishing to meet him, wanting an autograph, etc COULD have been untrue and just to give her a cover story for being here. But it that’s the case, why post at all? Why not just lurk? Then why suddenly change tunes and say you know the guy and/or some dirt about him? The whole thing just seems odd especially when taken in conjunction with the Tumblr posts last night.
@Janeite, Read here then, it starts at number 25.
Like Dahliadee points out TH went from being her prince to the opposite overnight and she claimed he did that to her, except TH was Australia.
http://www.celebitchy.com/328329/tom_hiddleston_did_an_impression_of_owen_wilson_playing_loki_links/#comments
Of course like the other time, she will probably write again that it’s pointless of her to give details since nobody will believe her.
Thanks for the link, kaisei. It is strange behavior and as I said earlier, you can’t keep threatening to spill tea and then never actually do it. It’s the equivalent of crying wolf too many times and people stop believing it after it happens too often. It also doesn’t help credibility if you act like you are just a fan and then suddenly change horses in midstream and say no, I know this guy and have a lot of dirt on him.
MissThing, if you are lurking out there somewhere, and there is any truth in what you say, then accept my apologies if you are being unfairly maligned here. If you cannot figure out what to say in such a way that it wouldn’t lead to some kind of repercussions for you, then that’s unfortunate. But continually saying you have dirt and never actually spilling it just annoys people. In a prior post, you said you wouldn’t spill because no one would believe you. But you need to understand that your own contradictory and confusing words have been largely responsible for that.
I’m with Janeite on this; attacking someone when you don’t know what’s going on with them isn’t helpful. I’m on the fence as to what MissT is referring to (I’ve no idea if she’s telling the truth or making it up) but I’m sure we’ve all regretted posting online sometimes, particularly after a few drinks, I know I have.
As I recall the tone of the posts changed the week of the Australian promo, but MissT never clarified when/where her story happened, nor did she confirm whether she worked in the industry or not (I remember she said she was an actress, that’s all). It was decided that she must be lying because of the location, and when the post was made.
Calling someone out for their personal attacks on another individual (in this case, Tom Hiddleston) is not the same as attacking them. Just because he’s a celebrity, doesn’t make it okay to cast rather vicious aspersions on him in a forum where he is unlikely to defend himself–especially if, as seems probable, they are untrue.
If you take her posts at face value, she went from “wanting to meet him” to having had these bad experiences during a specific, easily identified time period. When information about her posting times/probable location and his actual location during that entire time period appeared to conflict, she offered no evidence or explanation–simply vanished in a huff.
Snarking about celebrities in one thing, trolling forums to perpetuate damaging allegations (apparently just for the attention: “tell us more!”) is quite another.
Roberta and TotallyBiased, I can understand both of your points of view. MissThing has certainly said some things of questionable veracity on here. While I personally don’t feel comfortable calling her a liar, I also am not comfortable saying that I believe her either. If she knows stuff that for whatever reasons she can’t or won’t reveal, fine. But a repeated pattern of coming here, hinting around, whetting everone’s appetites, and then vanishing is not fair or appropriate for anyone.
Miss Thing should just of came out with why she wanted to say at the beginning. What has she got to lose? The only time we didn’t believe someone was the person that had a cut and paste job from DL which then In it self wasn’t even true.
Seems all fishy to me
All gossip is hearsay unless there’s receipts (like pics) it’s what people choose to believe.
Very true, Roberta. We’ve either got to take someone at their word or not.
And Mary-Rose, I agree that it all seems fishy. Especially since it has happened more than once now.
The only thing that I can think of in MissThing’s defense (and this is NOT me saying that I either believe or or disbelieve her) is that it’s possible that what she knows is not verifiable by another source. For instance, she may have seen/heard/been involved in something that no one other than her can attest to. If she talks about it, people will demand proof and the fact that there is no way she can provide anything other than her word will be interpreted that she is lying. Or it’s possible that any proof she has would involve exposure of herself and/or others in a way she isn’t comfortable revealing. There may be no good way to back up her assertions so she can’t/won’t give the specific details.
The only option as I see it then is to say what she has to say, state that she has no way that any of it can be independently verified, and then just allow people to draw their own conclusions. Some will call her a liar and some will choose to believe her. In any event, she will have said her piece and it would put an end to all this.
Okay, fine, here it is:
I was banging him in the weeks leading up to his tour of Aus/Asia, and then he took the opportunity to drop me via Skype while he was on this tour. Bastard. He asked me not to say anything because he knows his fans are insane and foolish and believe everything that comes out of his mouth, I agreed and went along with it. I decided i didnt want to be part of his game anymore. He likes to lead women on, bed them and then dump them. I wanted something more, but he didnt. Oh well.
He’s very average in bed imo, likes to control everything like a stage manager. Behavior in the sack, not that much different than his behavior when he’s on his feet.
He’s a user, but a very charming user, he used me, he beds his fans (even admitted it to me one night, he likes the attractive, non stalkerish types who understand it’s a one time thing, no strings). He even told me he has screwed various girls in every country he has visited in the last three years and seemed proud that he left his mark on the US as well. This prince charming act he puts on, is just that an act.
You wanted to know, so there it is.
Mod Note: This is not the same Miss Thing as all of the other Miss Thing comments.
Assuming that you are telling the truth, I am sorry that you were hurt. I am not going to accuse you of lying or try to poke holes in your story or ask you any other questions. People will believe or disbelieve whatever they want. But thank you for at least coming back and addressing the issue. Everyone can make of it what they will.
Thank you for cutting to the chase.
So for the record, packing or not?
LOL, I knew someone would ask that! But in all seriousness, I doubt MissThing is going to address any follow-up questions. I could be wrong, but I don’t think so. I have questions too, mind you. Oodles of them. I want to know how they met, where they met, why he ended it, whether or not he was on the level with her about it not being a serious long-term thing, etc.
And again assuming she is telling the truth, my theory about why he was honest with her about his other bedmates is precisely because there is no really good way to prove or disprove any of it. Unless other women start saying the same things of course, or someone has video or photographic proof. Sleeping with fans of any kind is always a bit risky; just the same way that taking someone to bed that you don’t know well is also risky. You never know if someone will be indiscreet or has a social disease or will get pregnant or will come unhinged if things end so a certain amount of trust is involved. But from a purely “proof” point of view, you really just have someone’s word that it happened unless pics or vids and I would imagine he guards against that as much as possible.
@ Miss Melissa,
He’s above average, uncircumcised, he has a few freckles in the oddest of places. He is not and I repeat not a manscrapper, but he is not a mess down there either. He’s clean.
He was obsessed with the condoms he used, I do have to say he is the first man I have ever been with who insisted on flushing rather than tossing them in the trash. Guess he wants to make sure the girls he’s with don’t get a hold of his gravy and hit him up with a paternity suit layer on.
I should mention all that stuff he said about wanting to be a father and then a grandfather in the press, absolutely hilarious. He said his PR has engineered all of that, looks good for publicity he said, but he resents it. He likes his freedom.
He likes the lights on during sex (or at least the dimmer slightly dimmed) and he likes to make love to certain music playlists from his laptop streaming to the TV at the foot of his bed. Like I said before, he is the stage manager for his own sex life.
Mod Note: This is someone impersonating the other Miss Thing.
@MissThing,
Wow, you came back. Wasn’t sure you would. At least he uses condoms although they can still be far from foolproof. Makes sense what you said about why he flushes them too. Can you tell us where the freckles are? What kind of music?
@MissThing I took it that you were in LA or NYC.
I wonder when the London girls will come out the woodwork.
Ummm… I don’t know WHO that person is up there claiming to be ME is… but it ISN’T me. Check the IPs please if the admins would.
WOW. What a load of bullshit.
That is not the experience I had. He actually can be quite intense when he is into you. I guess I could be considered one of those he has made he mark with in the US. Lol
Want to share your story Cookie? I think you’ve alluded to knowing him before…
Did you sleep with him?
What is your story cookiesncreme? *pops popcorn*
@Froop
I live and work in LA and we have met up a few times when he has been to LA. First met him when he was here during the IM3 premiere. I am not in a relationship with him but we do hook up on occasion when he comes to LA.
Mod Note: This person has an IP address out of Kentucky. This story does not check out. In a post I just deleted she stated “here in LA,” so this is a BS story.
Can you corroborate the details that MissThing gave?
So he’s been clingy with you Cookie? What’s he like?
LOL, if Tumbr finds out that their Perfect Gentleman Prince of Everything likes hookups and casual relationships, they will collectively freak out! Especially if he doesn’t want babies!!! Ah, who am I kidding? They will never believe it of him.
None of this changes my opinion of him; I still like the guy. Although I am sorry for anyone he may have hurt. It always sucks when emotions get involved. Emotions and sex go hand-in-hand for me, so I’ve never been able to do the casual hookup thing. But kudos to those who can, I actually wish I could be more like that.
@Belle
The only things of similarity would be he does like having the lights on or have dimmed light or there was one occasion with lots of candlelight. Have had low music playing in the background.
He has never mentioned anything to me about his fans or bragged about being with many women. He actually is very complimentary and he does speak a lot when he is trying to impress.
He has told me he does want kids. I get the feeling sometimes that he alludes to wanting more with me but I am the one not ready for anything serious. But he is very good at laying on the charm.
@CookiesandCream I saw a comment you wrote earlier above about Susannah F breaking up with him, any more details on that?
@Froop
Just what he told me. He felt it was his fault. He got so caught up in his work that she began to feel neglected.
@Froop
I wouldn’t say he has been clingy. He is a bit needy and insecure. But I work with and around a lot of actors so it isn’t new to me.
The last event we were both at, he did seem to keep one eye on me. In my line of work I sometimes get hit on by other actors. But this last time when someone was speaking to me Tom managed to get away from the cameras for a moment and act like he was introducing himself to the other guy. It felt as if he was purposely trying to get the other actors attention away from me by doing that and lightly putting his arm around my waist while he just chatting to the guy like nothing was happening. Just little things like that.
A funny thought just hit me. If you see him when he comes to LA, did he stop to visit after his ComicCon stunt? I don’t know why but I find the thought so funny!
I’m sorry he treated you like crap, how did you guys meet/how long did this go on for? Did he imply he wanted more and then cut you off?
I have a ton of questions but I see someone has already asked about his package. The condom flushing seems paranoid of him. So would you say his persona is 100% fake and put on at all times?
What’s his house like? He has a TV at the end of his bed? What music? Does he have Loki posters all over his bedroom and mirrors on the ceiling? Any kinks? Is he a Dom? Did you take pictures? LOL
What makes him average in bed? Does he not put those snake hips to good use?
Was your experience similar to the one-night -stand-with-the-black-model story?
I’m surprised he was so candid about sleeping around and admitted he knows his fans are nuts, his PR is ridiculous, and is letting them buy into the unicorn prince lies. Does he not worry about his persona crumbling down?
‘all that stuff he said about wanting to be a father and then a grandfather in the press, absolutely hilarious. He said his PR has engineered all of that, looks good for publicity he said, but he resents it.’
This was SO obvious. He must have seen how it worked for Cumberbatch with the female fans.
Froop, these hookups appear to have happened in the US (although MissT hasn’t confirmed this, it’s obvious to me by the time delay in her postings). So they wouldn’t have seen his house.
MissThing, you do realize that you have contradicted yourself several times on this very thread, right? So, you aren’t very credible. Oh, and if a guy is up front with you that he enjoys his freedom and isn’t looking for anything serious, then he has given proper warning and you go forward at your own risk.
If this is true then it kinda explains why he hasn’t had a steady gf in years. I do think he is a player and not ready to settle down yet. I am sorry he used you missthing. I understand that feeling since I was badly used by someone I thought was my boyfriend/best friend years ago. Took me a long time to recover from that.
“On previous topics she’s was the ultimate TommyAnne fangirl, wishing she could meet him, how to get autographs etc. then suddenly she makes out she works in the industry and has a big secret with him- which she would never tell.”
*Nice* fanfic, MissT
Not.
And since she feels comfortable coming on here and calling a man–whom I seriously doubt she’s done more than get a selfie with– a douchebag and worse, I am totally comfortable calling her a liar.
Which is absolutely your prerogative, TotallyBiased! I don’t know whether to believe it or not, but for me that’s neither here nor there. She spilled the deets (although probably not enough of them for some of us), which is what everyone wanted so at least now there is no more hinting at a big secret about him.
Observation:
All of this tea is very basic, nothing really personal. One girl who has been caught in a lie before now spills (but who believes her anyway), which causes another to spill as well. Cookies, if you met and have been sleeping with Tom since you met him at the LA IM3 premiere (that was in April right?) that must mean he was sleeping with you when he was still going out with Arthy. He was cheating on Arthy. And why is he discussing Susannah Fielding with you?
/not trying to go Perry Mason on anyone, but just curious.
He was never in a serious relationship with Arthy to begin with. From what he has said they just went out once to Wimbleton. He kept trying to make that point with me when he messaged me after all that stuff got out about her being his girlfriend. I told him that it didn’t really matter to me. He had a right to date whoever he wanted. We aren’t in an exclusive relationship.
The topic of Susannah just came up in idle chit chat.
Cookies, I guess the next obvious question would be, what is he like in bed? Is he vanilla or is he an adventurous type?
Does he come fast or wait for you to catch up?
*wink*
I go the impression the whole Wimbledon date was a pr stunt, and he was never dating her to begin with.
That’ s what I was thinking as well! It’ s incredibly basic! Is it possible? Sure, it’ s so generic (or not provable otherwise than living the situations ourselves) that it can be, but I am not that keen on believing Miss T, considering the mess of her posts in the other thread!
As for cookies, I just find weird that he talks about his personal stuff with a girl he hooks up with once in a while, and that she just happens to be the one he needs to reassure about the fact that he’ s not dating anyone else because he is really invested in her, that she is the one he is jealous of and wants to keep her for himself! Again, is it possible? Sure. Do I believe it? Not really!
I do think he sleeps around, I don’ t believe he’ s the shy, virginal guy lots of people hope! He’ s a man in his 30s with money, fame and lots of chances of knowing and hooking up with attractive women! If I were him, I would probably do the same, but I doubt he does it with fans on a regular basis! It might have happened, but you’ d have to be a complete idiot to sleep with people you barely know and who could spill everything about you (fake or not), especially if you are a jerk and you broke their hearts, or if they are delusional enough to think she had a relationship with you and you just wanted a one night stand! I would be furious, and I wouldn’ t give a damn about his reputation, either! Being led and used is the worst thing ever, I would talk about this stuff in a second, not bringing up the “I promised him not to talk about the fact that he’ s an asshole” stuff! I don’ t know, both Miss T and cookies seem fanfictions writers to me, but again, I might be wrong!
@Cookiesandcream thank you for sharing this but arent you worried he’ll read this or his pr, and get mad? Or you know he doesn’t read any of this so you feel confident? Xx
He doesn’t read the gossip blogs. He does keep up with his twitter feed though.
He follows something like 1100 accounts. That’s a pretty impressive feat to keep up with all of them.
And I still wanna know where the freckles in the odd places are. 🙂
Oh and, just for the record, I have NOT slept with Tom Hiddleston.
@Janeite haha yes, it’s starting to seem like it might be easier if we just make a list of the few people on here who haven’t slept with him and then assume everyone else has. 😉
@Belle,
Yes, I can state with absolute positive certainty that I have never had sex with him and I guarantee that I never will. So if I suddenly start making claims to the contrary, you will know that my evil twin has taken over my account. Or I’m on a hallucinogenic drug.
There are some rather contradictory statements in both of their accounts, but that doesn’t mean they can’t both be telling the truth though. Maybe he said different things to each of them. Who knows for sure? Certainly no real way to prove/disprove any of it. But I’ve been home nursing a cold all weekend and all of this has certainly been entertaining.
And since I’m in a confessional kind of mood right now, I also feel that I need to state I have never dated/slept with/escorted Jane Arthy to Winbledon. I like the sound of her last name though. Arthy. Sounds like a dog barking.
Sorry, I’ll stop now. I’m blaming the cold medicine for all of it. Coming down’s gonna be a bitch.
@Janeite I am hysterical laughing. You made my night. 🙂 Feel better!
@Cookie If this is true then when you have the chance to see him, please talk him out of the orange foundation. I’m begging you.
@Sarah F. – Thank you.
@Cookie Also, if you could get Tom to have a quiet word to Luke about stepping back during red carpet events…he’s in frame way too often.
Janeite–I <3 you so much right now. Hope you feel healthier soon!
He was in the UK before he went to Asia/Australia.
Cookies story is similar to Miss T but with him wanting her which I think is unlikely for him.
Come on girls! If you want to kiss and Tell make it believable. Not that I doubt he’s a players but its a cut and paste of other hook up stories.
I’m with @JWQ here. @janiete I’m surprised at you!
Anyone could come up with a good hook up story involving TommyAnne as he’s a known player. I could of done a better and more believable job ( maybe on Aprils fools day) but want to state like other people here, I’ve never ever slept with him either. Neither would I want to. I like the guy and he’s very good looking but he has ‘issues’, seems obsessed about his public image and it doesn’t help that since I’m a dragonfly He might not be what I expected. Lol
Well, there was this one time when I was in college and I was in a casual sexual relationship with the captain of the basketball team. He was more into me than I was into him though, so much so that he texted me a whole bunch of times to explain himself when word got out on campus that he had been seen squiring the head cheerleader to the men’s water polo tournament. 😉
On a different but slightly related note, does anyone else find it wonderfuly delightful that a thread about a Disney Pirate Fairy voiceover role has morphed into a carnal knowledge of Tom Hiddleston thread?
Bizarre isn’t it? BTW I checked Cookies previous post in Oct and she said she’d hooked up with him a couple of times.
I do! Tom really has really been laying on the charm pretty thick that certainly pleases the fangirls and the Disney execs but I have always suspected there is this another side to him his carefully crafted pr side covers up, or tries to. Funny thing is, he does seem sincere in his interviews but then again he is an actor.
As long as he does not kick puppies or is rude to fans, I will always like him.
I think I’m with Sarah F. on this one. Any ladies who happen to be hookups, friends with benefits, or other buddies of Hiddles? Do gossip-lovers everywhere a favor and use the opportunity to stage a foundation intervention.
Is there anyone here who hasn’t been poked by Thomas William Hiddleston?
Now don’t go and raise your hands all at once.
Final thoughts: Miss Thing, you lie like a rug. Miss cookies and creme, you had me going there until you hinted at him wanting you more than you wanted him and him making excuses about being seen with Miss Arthy. Men don’t normally do that with women they are having casual no strings attached sex with, only wives and gf’s get the “excuses”. Casual sex implies that either party is free to have what ever dallies they want.
Unless Tom is a real screw up and wants his hook ups to become more exclusive.
I miss real tea, I really do. .
The only reason he wanted to reassure me that he wasn’t in a relationship with Arthy was because I don’t hook up with guys who are in relationships or married. He knew that and he knew he was going to be in town during ComicCon and he wanted to met up.
He is really not as much a player as some people on seem to think he is. I could of course go into much more detail about our conversations and intimate moments but I think that would be going a bit too far. We do still keep in contact though.
Oh please. Don’t go all coy and discreet on us now. You’ve said he doesn’t read gossip blogs so if he’s not going to see this, then what difference could it make? At least tell me where the oddly located freckles are that MissThing mentioned, dammit!!
Janeite, bet they’re on his bum (or testicular area) lol
@Janeite
He has spackles of freckles here and there all over his body. He has a few around his hips, upper thighs and a few on his bum. I don’t really consider that odd myself.
@CookiesandCream,
Thank you! I know Flower had a couple of questions in response 42 that you haven’t addressed yet and I want to know the answers to those too! And did you actually hook up with him when he was there this past summer for ComicCon? That was in San Diego and you’re in LA, correct? Did he travel to LA to see you?
First time posting here. I’m totally in love with you, Janeite.
OMG… all was good until Cookies started to write her fanfiction.
Thanks, Irene. But honestly, it’s not me, it’s the cold medicine. Usually I am so earnest and nice that I almost make myself sick. I am so suing Sudafed when this is over. Also, there is no food in the house and it’s too damn cold and late to go out for any so I’m hungry, high on antihistamine, and sleepless.
Eh, I prefer Cookies’ to MissT’s…
Less OTT vitriol, and more internal consistency with posting history here, for what it’s worth.
Oh, and I *also* have NEVER slept with himself. (IF the world turned backward on its axis and I ever did, you would not hear about it on Celebitchy. Ever.)
Although (as is obvious) I am biased in favour of him being a decent sort, if he’s straight, he’s hooking up with ladies. Does anyone here believe even Disney princes are virgins?
Likely more than one belle, likely in multiple locations… that doesn’t make him a douche or bastard unless he’s out and out lying to them. And we are never going to know the truth there.
Otherwise…yep, this is one seriously morphed thread. Eh ehehehe….
Okay, I’ve thought of a few follow-up questions about the Hiddles sex. MissThing says he’s above average so I want to know what that means. Are we talking mildly impressive, similar to a firehose, or “no way is that thing coming anywhere near me”?
Also, does he ever leave his socks on when he does it?
And if he really is having lots of sex with lots of women and flushing lots of condoms, there is going to be one hell of a clog in that plumbing system sometime soon. Has anybody considered the poor plumber who has to take that call at 3 am???
And where is Luke Windsor during these encounters? Is he waiting outside the bedroom door or is he the one dimming the lights or lighting the candles?
But I feel kind of bad because I think I harangued MissThing into confessing which may in turn have inspired Cookies & Cream to spill, so you can blame this entire debacle on me. Also, I was surfing the Hiddleston and Coriolanus tags on Tumblr last night searching for something substantive about the play (which was like looking for the Holy Grail for all the good that did me) when I came across what I think were MissThing’s now-deleted blog posts on there and then I sort of outed her on here with that info so the moral of my story is to never get sick and take cold medication when you are stuck in your house during a snowstorm.
Luke is probably in the room during the whole thing… looming in the shadows… watching!
I refuse to believe I am the only one who believes that!
Nah, the moral of the story is “don’t tease people on a gossip forum for several months unless you’ve already written, I mean, you are ready to spill the details/your story.”
BTW–you are *seriously* entertaining on cold drugs. Wish there was a way to get flagged whenever you’re on meds and posting, Janeite. 😀
Ah, thanks, TotallyBiased. Fair warning that I am morphing back into my usual ridiculously earnest self today, dammit. I still want someone to tell me about the oddly places freckles though, I am clinging tenaciously to that one. I also want to know if he ever kept his sock on during sex.
I wonder if he ever involuntarily yells out random Shakespeare quotes when he climaxes. Because if he did, then I could yell out random Jane Austen quotes and if the neighbors overheard they would just think we were having a heated argument about English literature.
Feel better, Janeite. BTW I saw the deleted blog yesterday. And I also thought of MissThing. I do think there was something, you know (contrary to Cookies with her burning candles and THs jealousy). You can still see her previous reblogs in the net.
Thanks again, Irene. Glad I’m not the only one who saw the blog. Both, one, or neither of them could be lying or telling the truth. It really is impossible to know. It’s entirely possible that he had flings with both of them and treated them differently, I suppose.
My main issue is that if you come here and say you had sex with the guy, you have to know there will be tons of questions, of varying degrees of perversity! Not sticking around to address those in some manner or suddenly deciding to be all coy and disceet is not cool and it certainly does nothing to lend any veracity to one’s claims.
CookiesandCream’s story, with its hints of TH possibly wanting a real relationship with her and her not being interested, does strike me as a bit on the fanfic side. And MissThing’s story just makes me sad.
And here I am back to being all earnest again. I need more Sudafed.
I’m with you on this, Janeite. I say everything is possible. But Cookies hints are really childish and her answer to flower19720 doesn’t make any sense at all. Did she visit him in San Diego, by the way?
In Cookies case, I’m afraid, we’ve got a Jane Arthy twin with her own version of her “relationship” with TH. The more she writes, the more she presents all this as a “relationship”, in the beginning it was just a “hook up”.
All in all, there are at least three women whom TH’s been banging more or less simultaneously, and all of them tell different stories. Which means TH is a genius tale-teller and doesn’t give a damn about any of them.
I really doubt that someone who is in a relationship with a celebrity and who’s in constant touch with him (according to her), will spend all week-end in front of a computer screen, answering VERY personal questions about said celebrity. (What the hell for?!)
@MeMyself&Irene,
Well, to be fair to CookiesandCream, she has never explicitly said that they are in a relationship. Although if they still keep in touch, that does seem to imply more than just a casual hey, I’ll give you a call the next time I’m in town kind of thing.
But in other news, my search for good info about Coriolanus seems to have finally paid off a bit. Apparently in TH’s death scene at the end he is hung upside down by the ankles and has his throat slit. Complete with body twitching death throes and strangled gasps for air, if the account I saw is to be believed. I am so oddly and inexplicably aroused by this that I can hardly stand it.
@Janeite, you mean you haven’t read yet about Hiddleston and Fraser kissing, TH half-naked shower and the humorous lines?
Hey kaisei, I did read about those! The shower thing just strikes me as so gratuitous that it doesn’t do much for me. Same with the kiss. But don’t even get me started on Hadley Fraser as Aufidius; that giant bushy beard covering his face is starting to do things to me. That’s normally not a look I go for so I am once again blaming the Sudafed. And the fact that I am aroused at the idea of a dying bleeding upside down Hiddles is still scaring me.
Seriously though, I really do like this play and am bummed beyond belief that I have to drive 30 miles from home to see it on screen in MARCH!!! Not even at the same time as the rest of the world on January 30th, dammit.
Don’t complain, I would have to go to another nation to watch it!
Yeah, that is definitely worse, kaisei. No more complaints from me then.
And in light of CB’s announcement about CookiesandCream, I can’t decide if this lends any more truthiness to MissThing’s account or not. I did go back and read her posts on prior threads, and she is/was all over the place with them. But putting on my devil’s advocate hat again for a moment, that could just speak to her complete confusion and frustration about the whole thing and not knowing where or how to vent about it.
If her account is true, I am sorry for her that she is in pain. Someone said elsewhere on the thread that if she went into it with her eyes open, she knew what she was getting into. While that may be true in the objective sense, I don’t ever like to see someone hurting. And if her story is NOT true, then I feel sorry for her for a whole different set of reasons.
Cookies and Cream’s story does not check out This person claiming to have had a relationship with Tom Hiddleston has also made multiple references to living and working in LA. In a comment I just deleted she wrote “Here in LA.” Her IP address is out of Kentucky. So if she was visiting friends or family, why would she write “Here in LA?” Her story seems to be fabricated, and she has been banned. Please do not keep asking about it or responding to her.
God I love this site…
Thanks for that, CB. Duly noted. Good to know that you keep an eye on things.
Thank you CB! I must admit that I’m disappointed that the freckles fact is made up (I was ready to include that in my daily fantasies, along with the hung upside down death scene, which is extrangely erotic, so you’re not alone @janeite *wink*).
Oh, thank you for saying that, Sarah F! Glad to know I am not alone in that! I am still in a snit about the freckles thing too. And it seems increasingly unlikely that MissThing will be back to spill any more tea. (although she may still be lurking here and if so, I want her to know that I still think there is a chance she may have been telling the truth. ) So call me a chump, a gullible sap, whatever. I just prefer to keep an open mind. And I still want to know where those freaking freckles are, dammit!! Stupid Hiddleston. Why did I ever watch The Hollow Crown? Why?
The real me is telling the truth.
Miss Thing was here, but another person took over that nick (using capitals instead of mixed case) and made all those claims about sleeping with him. She denies it was her and those comments do come from another IP address.
I don’t know who is going around pretending to be me but HOLY SHIT guys. I made the first posts here calling him a douchebag (because he can be one) and that I was feeling really upset and a tad under the influence. Then I sobered up and decided it wasn’t worth the time or drama.
I had no idea that someone came here pretending to be me with some really bizarre story that is so far from accurate I don’t even know where to begin. I do apologize for all this drama, it was not my intention. If the admins check the IPs you will see that I am not whoever else has been posting while claiming to be me. I don’t even read the DL and haven’t since August? I don’t have twitter, I don’t have facebook etc… I browse Tumblr on occasion for the same reason I come here since that is the best place to find photos and current events of my favorite actors.
I stop by here periodically to see what is going on in the world of TommyAnne but he is part of my past for the most part. I am sorry for seeming like I am trolling or what not. Also I never said I was an actress. I also never said that Tom did all the dumping. What I said was I knew part of why he sabotages many of his relationships. That is a bit different. I personally have never been in a relationship with this man in any sort of way so my opinions are purely outside views.
The fact that someone is going around claiming to be me is one of the very reasons I am not saying anything more and should have just kept my mouth shut. Yes I have met him and no I am not going to talk about it any more.
My apologies.
PS About Cookies – I only have one question: Do you know about ‘that scar’ and where it came from.
Nevermind, I just noticed that that person was banned. Also, thank you admins for taking the time to look and verify the IPs. Also thank you for your discretion in not divulging publicly where I am.
I have not divulged locations before and I normally would not, that’s private information, but this thread is out of hand. If people are claiming to be in LA and claiming to have connections to celebrities it’s hard to take them at their word if they’re not where they say they are.
Well, there are certainly no hard feelings on my part. Feel free to lurk and post whenever you want to; I will always say hello when I see you. That is, after I check the spelling of your nickname! 😉 And since I’ve been home sick anyway, I had nothing better to do so the drama was a bit of an enjoyable interlude for me in an otherwise miserable weekend. But yeah, sorry about all of it. Fake you got me all wound up about some freckles, ha.
@ REAL MissThing so you never slept with him? Thought that was odd as I know you didn’t like him much. I’m sorry I wanted you banned but that was only because your stories didn’t match up to earlier on in the thread – now I know why
Please accept my apologies
@Janeite, if you wanted the real story you’d have to get to know me better privately 😉
@Mary-Rose, no I have never slept with him.
@ Everyone else, what happens is that I get very upset sometimes and decide that why not talk about things, then I settle down and realize that it is pointless and hurtful to others. I am sorry I appear so bi-polar in all this. I won’t lie, I’d LOVE to have a chance with the Dragonfly King (who here wouldn’t?) but I am pretty sure that is never going to happen.
Also I am very amused at all the theories that are thrown around as to who I am and where I am from and how I met him. I wont lie, that is quite entertaining to be honest. As the saying goes however, the truth is stranger than fiction. (It would make a very BAD fan-fiction honestly)
@MissThing
LOL! NO worries, I am just going to skulk off for a bit and think about the freckles by myself. Fake you had no business getting me all worked up like that. And I will never not laugh when I think about what we said early in this thread about how you’d call him a little douchebag while hitting it. Once again, no worries and I am never going to press real you for anything you don’t want to talk about. Your life=your business.
So both were BS. I’m so sorry someone impersonate you @MissThing, although I must admit that BS and all, this made my weekend funnier and my studies tolerable.
@Janeite I hope you feel better now!
I do, Sarah F.! Thank you for asking! Best of luck with your studies too!
@Janeite, I am fairly certain that calling him names in the moment (if one was feeling dominant) would be received quite willingly if what I have been led to believe is accurate.
In other news, I don’t think its unlikely that he has freckles. I believe many fair people of Scottish persuasion do seem to have them. I am pretty sure however that his skin is not as nice as he would like it to be and so he lets that woman put on that awful makeup. I do wish someone would tell her to stop it with the heavy fake tan stuff.
I only wish I could have seen him at the Donmar. All reports seem to indicate that he is doing really well with it.
@MissThing,
You do realize that you are NOT helping. right??? 🙂 But yeah, I think you’re right. I come from an English/Irish/Scottish background and I am a veritable mess of freckles and moles. I have my dermatologist on speed dial.
The problem with the makeup is that bronzer of any kind just does not work on fair-skinned types. It’s not even a question of blending; bronzer should just be totally avoided. There are just so many other options. That makeup lady doesn’t know what she’s doing. At least not with fair skin anyway.
I have been all over the internet for Coriolanus reviews since it opened Friday night. So far, I have not seen anything negative about anyone. And now that the fangirls are aware of how the relationship between Coriolanus and Aufidius is being portrayed, I expect there will be loads of fanfic about it. Shakespeare-inspired erotic fanfic. That may be a sign of the apocalypse.
I just now noticed that the fake posts are under the name “MISSTHING” and not yours. Wow. And see post #52. CookiesandCream has been banned. She’s a fraud. Sorry for what happened. Hell, I was even giving fake you the benefit of the doubt. I don’t think any apologies on your part are necessary. I’m still blaming it all on the Sudafed.
@ MissThing (the real one) why would you want a chance with a man who can be a douchbag? I personally would no way lower my standards for any man no matter how much I liked him.
I wish you could tell us more tales but after what happened today I don’t blame you.
As I have said before, there is a difference between wanting to hit that fine piece of ass and wanting a relationship. I mean have you SEEN what he is packing down there? Even if he is a little arsehole doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be fun for a little rough n tumble.
I am wondering if all those fake impersonator posts can just be deleted or something. (please?) It literally made me ill to even skim them. I’d hate for him to see that tripe much less for it to be quoted all over other gossip sites.
Looks like the mods have added comments on the posts not actually yours. Hopefully that will clear things up for anyone who happens upon it later. I find it highly unlikely TH would ever see it, honestly. I know opinions vary greatly about what TH does or doesn’t check out about himself on the internet but I really don’t think you need to worry. Other than some chatter on DL, I haven’t seen anything about this issue elsewhere. I was just on Tumblr on the TH tag and there is no sign anyone there picked it up at all. Although there appears to have been some kind of a fan frenzy when TH left the Donmar post-performance tonight. Probably a preview of what we can expect for the next 2 months.
Plot Twist
MissThing = Shaitana.
Well played. You are a master.
I’ve watched you work this and bow down to you in awe.
Leaving aside the questionable plot twist(??) should I be complimented or insulted? I seriously dislike it when others try to impersonate me and make up some wildly insane sounding “facts” or think I am someone I am not. If you think you know who I am then by all means feel free to contact me. Otherwise let me please browse in peace. Thanks.
Apologies, MissThing. You said yesterday you were amused by theories on who you are – found them quite entertaining – and here, a day later, you’ve expressed you seriously dislike it. That’s quite the shift! As I’m sure you know, I have no means of contacting you. I didn’t mean to offend. It’s just my theory.
@MissThing, I believe it was meant as a compliment based on what she is insinuating you did. CarolineBingley or LucySteele would probably have been a more appropriate nickname than CharlotteLucas. I don’t think this poster knows who are you IRL.
Sorry, forgot to add that Mr. Shaitana is a character in an Agatha Christie novel. He was a master manipulator.
@Janeite: I replied to you earlier but in the wrong place, just below. whoops! Sorry!
Soo *stroking chin*, Shaitana is a manipulative character in a Christie novel, huh? I didn’t know this! The plot thickens now! My theory is that MissThing was also “Shaitana” -the Tumblr handle of a very intelligent user who also posted a few times on CB. I’ve got a laundry list of reasons why I think they’re one & the same. If I’m right, my compliment to MissThing is a genuine one. It’s impressive. No snark intended, truly.
@CharlotteLucas I just checked and shaitana dot tumblr dot com is gone now… not sure how long it’s been, but there’s no blog left at her url. The plot thickens further?
@Belle: You spry little sleuth! Yes, indeed! She deleted her Tumblr before MissThing’s original post (the “cauldrons of tea” one). *shakes fist* I had a WHOLE CASE for this and the timing of that was just one of a slew of connections and striking similarities between the two (which I won’t bog down this reply with). Oh yes, I studied each & every post – hot on her trail…but now, alas, my case has unravelled and it seems like it’s but a coincidence. Oh well!
@Janeite: Blast it, clever girl. You’re right. *biting my own fist* Caroline Bingley would’ve been much more fitting. It was doltish of me to use “Charlotte Lucas.” I had my reasons for Lucas but damnit Caroline Bingley would’ve been better. “MissThing, Forgive my intrusion, it was kindly meant” *sips cider and glides away, through the ball with feathers bobbing high on my head*
No hard feelings. I did find the speculation amusing up until someone started impersonating me. I fear I am no longer quite as entertained. If you did indeed mean it as a compliment then I will happily accept (:
Honestly I’d rather be mocked as a troll or disgruntled fangirl than whatever all this other stuff is.
To clear some of the confusion, yes I am-was a fangirl of our dear TommyAnne and I loved reading the fantastical scenarios put forth here by fellow Dragonflies and occasionally chiming in. I never meant to be a drama queen. At times I am a slave to my emotions and this was one of the few areas I felt ok sublimating my angst to. All gossip here is supposed to be in good fun and I fear I was too upset a few times and should not have said any of the things I did. I will confess this much however, yes I have met him and we had a few brief conversations of a somewhat friendly nature over time but I am not in contact with him anymore. I have never had any kind of special relationship with him nor would I ever claim such. I simply know a few things that many do not and I do have a penchant for flamboyance in my presentations. For this, I apologize. Lastly anything personal that I may have been privy to is strictly confidential and I do feel ashamed that I even considered saying anything.
@MissThing: I’m mocking myself – all in good fun. Not mocking you.
“…whatever all this other stuff is.” You’re wording here makes me think perhaps you are not Shaitana then. Apologies. I thought you may’ve been someone else. Please excuse me…*looks around embarrassed and whisks off before I’m noticed*
@CharlotteLucas. always a pleasure to encounter a fellow Austen fan. And yes, Shaitana is a very clever nickname. Christie’s Shaitana however, was too clever for his own good in the end.
@MissThing, everyone has occasionally moments of weakness. That is nothing you need to apologize for. But human nature being what it is, people were and will continue to be curious about what it is you know. I do happen to believe you are genuine. This may make me a big gullible sap in the eyes of some but so be it. I have no reason to doubt your veracity and in looking back at your posts on prior threads, it does appear to me that you were struggling with something and that it was genuine. I think that my tendency to take people at their word won’t be a problem as long as I don’t fall for emails telling me I’ve won the Nigerian lottery or that Paypal needs my checking account number. I do hope you’re in a good place now with whatever it is you know. Sometimes alcohol and access to a computer can be a dangerous combination.
holy sh*tballs! a lot has happened to this non-news post lol
@MissThing oh you lovely teaser, now I’ll spend my night thinking about all the names I would call him in bed. And a scarf too. And gloves.
The foundation situation has to stop, personally I prefer his white face with scars than the human version of the annoying orange.
Oh and I wish I could see Coriolanus too, it’s amazing that has been well received, he needed this.
@Janeite you are welcome and thank you!
I’m wondering if the two fakers were one person. Sorry your nic was hijacked MissThing, that’s crappy – but I have to say I was entertained for a while. Re: Him not wanting kids, I wondered at one point when seeing an interview of him making a comment about…ugh, was it watching a video or reading a book someday with his kids (sorry this is vague), and then he laughed. Probably reading too much into it but the laugh sounded more like ‘shyeah right’.
Holy peyote, what the hell’s happened here? (Sorry, just starting to get caught up on the fan fiction.) Wasn’t it only weeks ago when people were talking Dragonflies and shit? Ah well, ya ain’t really famous till someone claims to be your super-secret girlfriend/pillow talk confidante/gay lover/baby momma.
WOW. I’m glad I checked back on this post.
We need someone to spill the goods on my CB husband, Liam Neeson. Does Freya St.Johnson read Celebitchy (kneels and prays to God)? SPILL THE GOODS!