There’s a new trailer out for Justin Bieber’s upcoming movie, Believe, which comes out on Christmas Day. How would you like a little Bieber in your stocking? Don’t worry, I know the answer to that question: not at all. Poor little Justin has been licking his wounds over being bullied by the media for his terrible misdeeds against his fans. Of course he’s “not sorry at all” even though his manager, Scooter Braun, is clearly nervous and sh-tting bricks because his client can’t sell concert tickets like he used to do.

Enter the newest documentary that’s been designed to change your minds about poor, misunderstood Bieber. This isn’t even Biebs’ first propaganda flick. He had an origin story/concert movie in theaters a few years ago. Now he’s back for more. Here are some quotable moments from the trailer:

“Of course I’ve been in love. I think being in love is the most powerful thing.”

“It started with the fans, so it’s gotta end with the fans.”

“When you’ve reached a certain point in your life, there are people out there waiting to see you fall rather than let gravity take you down. Sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands and fly.”

“It’s back to being the underdog.”

“No matter how hard things get, everything is gonna be alright.”

“Sometimes I walk the way I walk, I waddle, because my pants are low. Don’t let the pants wear you!”

“I’m a good person.”

[From Justin Bieber’s Believe]

Thanks goodness this little twerp never looks at the camera and asks, “Wanna get Biebered?” I’m sure that part ended up on the cutting room floor. Bieber did try to break the fourth wall with a pr0ny, slo-mo bang flip in his last documentary, so it wouldn’t surprise me if he did try to seduce the camera at some point. Yuck.

Here’s a clip from the movie that features Justin drinking coffee to prove he’s all grows up. Scooter Braun and Usher both wax poetic about the Bieber #stache. How creepy:

Screencaps & poster courtesy of Open Road Films