Kellan Lutz hopes that Kaiser doesn’t mind Bedhead writing about Kellan Lutz in the manner that all Kellan Lutz posts should be written. Actually Bedhead can’t pull it off very well. Bedhead tried once and it wasn’t Lutzy enough, but Kellan is fine with proceeding in this manner. It’s all about Kellan Lutz.
Kellan Lutz is the subject of an odd development. Kellan Lutz was photographed exiting the same private jet as Miley Cyrus yesterday in Miami. The jet had arrived from the Bahamas, and all of this is very strange. Kellan Lutz knows you are all wondering what’s going on because Miley and Kellan Lutz departed the airplane separately and did not look “coupley.” Whatever that means. Kellan Lutz knows that you saw Miley hanging with her BFF/assistant Cheyne Thomas. So you probably think Kellan Lutz was merely catching a ride with a bigger star. Kellan Lutz hasn’t made it huge (yet!), so Kellan Lutz cannot afford a private jet on Kellan Lutz’s dime.
Kellan Lutz wants you to remember that he and his Lutzy girlfriend, Sharni Vinson, broke up earlier this year after two years of Lutzybliss. Kellan Lutz also feels the need to mention how Kellan Lutz was on hand at the NYC Jingle Ball where Miley performed last week. Kellen Lutz is so mysterious in his ways. Kellan Lutz may or may not be getting it on with Miley, but Kellan Lutz knows you’re visualizing the Lutzy romance right now. Never fear, Miley. Kellan Lutz does not kiss and tell.
Kellan Lutz would also like to mention that the new Kellan Lutz movie, Hercules, will soon arrive in theaters. Starring Kellan Lutz of course.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Damn, Miley likes her douches, huh?
Yes, she does.
Maybe her last boyfriend wasn’t a douche maybe miley was? Because the only information that he was a dick was because blind items and gossip rags; we know how reliable they are. Also the laineygossip woman first said that liam definitely didn’t hook up with january jones it was emma watson then she changed her tune.
Liam is supposed to be dumb as a brick, not a douche.
Kali would like to also mention that he read in a tree. He casually read a book in a tree. As you do. Kali would also like to say that the trailer for Lutzy’s new movie looks like the unholy bastardized love child of Gladiator, 300 and all of the Spartacus tv eps. If tempted to see Lutzy’s movie, Kali would like to say go watch “Spartacus” instead.
God, that was painful to write 😛
Oh, Kali, come on. Fanty wonders who doesn’t like to hop in a tree, crouch there for a while, and read?
What an honor for that tree.
…and the book 🙂
I just can’t get over the tree photos. I know my loathing is stupid and completely irrational but the fact that someone would call paparazzi to get photos of them sitting in a tree reading just destroys me. For Mikey’s sake, I hope he has a magic dong.
I kind of love him for that. I like to imagine that the book was upside down and he didn’t realize.
This is embarrassing, but I actually sat in a tree to read a book once. When I was 9. I read about Jo doing it in Little Women, so I got an apple and climbed a tree and tried to read, eat the apple, and pretend I was comfortable and a tomboy. I hoped someone would see me and take note of what an adorable little girl I was, but nobody came by. It was too hard, so I climbed down and just read in on my bed as usual. Luckily, I hadn’t alerted the paps, so no one witnessed my dismal failure.
If to makes you feel any better, it sounds like we would’ve been twins when we were 9 😉 But that’s the sort of thing you do when you’re 9! And T. Fanty, he was reading a book called “Assh*leology: The science behind getting your own way” (yes, I spent the last 5 minutes on google image search trying to determine what the tiny little letters on his book’s cover said – judge away, I deserve it).
Kali
I am wiping away the tears as we speak. I have not laughed this hard in quite a while.
Goodnames
You are my grown up Ramona Quimby!
Leave my Lutz alooone!
We can Lutz it in a tree, we can Lutz it on a plane, we can Lutz it on a wall, we can Lutz it Baby, anywhere at all!
Kellan Lutz was BORN to play Hercules! NO ONE can play the ancient Divine Hero of Yore like Kellan Lutz. Do not worry Lady Lutzes, in his epic role of ‘Hercules’ you will eagerly give Kellan Lutz the girdle of your loins, just like the Queen of the Amazons Hippolyta did. Kellan Lutz will make that Sorbo look like a Dorko!
Lutz is patient. His Lutzyness is a chill demi god, and He will wait for his for his audience to ultimately acknowledge him in all his glorious Lutzitude. You’re Welcome, Ladies because the Lutzentino is nothing if not generous with his Lutz.
Am I the only one who thinks Liam is the sex, and Miley is the douche? Anyone?
I don’t think Liam is the sex but I do think Miley is the douche.
I think Liam is gorgeous and I do think Miley is a douche but not because of anything to do with their relationship. I think they just had to do they breaking-up thing and it wasn’t easy on either of them.
Is Kellan really a douche though? He’s dumb, sure, a famewhore, absolutely but douche? I don’t really see him as a douche.
They go on for miles, I never noticed before how good of legs she has.
Yup. They are amazing. I have leg envy.
her legs look super!
Wow, her legs look great!
Ha ha ha, that’s all I got. Oh wait, those boots are awful.
As is the Peek of buttcheek …for no other reason that THERE is no ACTUAL ass LOL
I Like the new addition to the Lutztionary: Lutzybliss
What buttcheeks? That’s just a crease in Miley’s legs.
If they’re really participating in Lutzynookie, this is a severe downgrade for Miley.
In that outfit I would assume she is Mama June’s skinnier, trashier sister.
Haha, you nailed it Bedhead!
What kind of a crack pairing though? This guy likes to casually sit in a tree and read, Miley. Aim higher.
exits
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Thank you! My coffee-deprived brain read and re-read that sentence trying to figure it out and I don’t need challenges until Coffee!
Even though Liam wasn’t a successful leading man, this is a major downgrade if they are dating.
Kellan always creeps me out. His facial expressions are always so looking. A bit Bradley Cooper-esque
Kellan Lutz has always given me this awkward Ken doll vibe, I don’t understand this pairing but I know Kellan will love the attention he’ll get because of it. He’s Ashley Greene’s male counterpart.
Wow, she managed to downgrade from Liam Hemsworth. That’s…wow. Who does she think she is? J-Lo?
That face of hers in the first shot…could stop a clock.
He needs some media attention and dating this chipmunk will get him some….
All these people look like they need a shower, scrub, and shave. I feel like they stink of patchouli and pot. Ick.
If you don’t think pot smells delicious then you should really swing by my place. I got this “Lemon Drop” shit….smells divine.
that one is good. I hate the smell once it seeps onto clothes though.
On that note, never cure weed in your coat closet. My boss told me I needed to get a new Dry Cleaner….
LOL!! TheOriginalKitten now rules my world!
Bless his Lutz heart!
I don’t know how I feel about this story. I start wondering if Miley hacked into my fave douches list…
They’re perfect for each other if you think about it. Both douchey, both try hard, both attention whores. Match made in gossip heaven.
His chest is way bigger than Miley’s! Lol
This post is hilarious.
Ive always thought of kellen as a Paul walker wannabe. I never knew he reads books in trees. That reminds me of that robert is bothered sketch Jimmy fallon used to do on his show about robert pattinson.
Anyway, i dont think they are dating. Maybe she wants to make make liam jealous and with no more twilight movies, kellen needs the attention.
Kellan plays Hercules and he was also shooting the expendables 3. Don’tt ask me why I know these things, lol
Because the trailer is out and the first two Expendables were awesome
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I like kellan lutz. Guy seems pretty harmless.
Here here. Kellen Lutz always thaws my ice hold heart. KELLEN LUTZ!!!
I like his name. It’s unusual. I really don’t know anything about him but from what I’ve read here, he sounds like a James Franco type person.
LAWLS
That gap in the back of her nasty cut-offs is where an actual A$$ would reside. She looks like she stinks. That is all.
They have exactly the same personality.