So I didn’t watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape yet. I know you guys depend on me and all, but I just couldn’t be bothered with it. You can watch it online, though it was really slow loading for me at the various places I found it, listed below, and I didn’t sit through the whole thing. Best Week Ever did, though, and they even liveblogged it. Rhymes with Snitch lets us know that Ray J is well endowed.

NSFW Links
– Drunken Stepfather has the Kim Kardashian sex tape in several streams, including downloads
– Rhymes with Snitch has a link to a streaming version you can also presumably download.

Regularly scheduled links
– Christina Aguilera looking like a blow up doll as usual at a party celebrating her Nylon Magazine cover [DListed]
– Tara Reid opens her restaurant ketchup [PopSugar]
– Anna Nicole Smith’s cause of death is going to revealed at 10:30 EST Monday [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jenna Jameson And Her Ex In Apocalyptic MySpace Battle [Socialite’s Life]
– MC Hammer filming a new video for his song urging an end to the war in Iraq [Crunk and Disorderly]
– Monica Belluci is still hot [The Bastardly]
– Halle Berry’s new hair is so cute [ICYDK]
– Sarah Jessica Parker is so lovely [yeeeah]
– Was Jennifer Hudson dropped from performing at a Starbucks shareholder meeting due to diva demands? TMZ is reporting it, what a surprise. [Concrete Loop]
– Did Winona Ryder get new boobies? [Egotastic]
– Jesse Metcalfe wants everyone to know that he’s still around and is going to rehab too [Evil Beet]
– Really creepy photos of Michael Jackson with his half-dressed nephew [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Are Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli engaged? [Derek Hail]
– Prolific James Bond author Ian Fleming’s gun is for sale to the highest bidder [Agent Bedhead]
– Lilly TOmlin comments on the I heart huckabees freakout fight videos [The Blemish]
– Pete Doherty admits turning tricks for drugs [Celebslam]
– Rumer Willis’ semi-controversial Facebook partying pictures [IDLYITW]
– Little Ruby MacGuire gets a kiss from her mom, Tobey’s fiance [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Five month’s pregnant Bridget Moynihan on The Martha Stewart Show [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– There’s going to be a movie based on the XBox game Gears of War. Should be fabulous [Pajiba]