Jonah Hill stared into the face of the man he called a friend. Jonah felt his chest tighten with longing, desire, fear. “Is this love?” he asked himself. “Is this wrong? If it’s wrong, why does he feel so right?” Oblivious to the flashing lights, oblivious to the cacophony of shutters, screaming voices and the WHOOSH of heat and emotion coursing through his body, Jonah continued to stare up at Leonardo. “If he looks at me by the time I count to ten, then I’ll know he feels the same way,” Jonah told himself. “One… two… three…”
These are photos from the Wolf of Wall Street premiere in NYC a few nights ago. Obviously, this was the happiest day of Jonah Hill’s life, coming just ahead of the time Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie came to his birthday party. Believe it or not, this post is not about Jonah though. I meant to write about Leo! I don’t know what’s going on with Leo these days. Is he still with Toni Garrn? Did he try to hook up with a newly single Miranda Kerr? Or is Jonah Hill all that Leo needs these days? Well, the Enquirer claims that two of Leo’s closest friends are just 11 months away from ponying up $500,000 to Leo after his “no-commitments, bro” modelizing ways have meant that he’s not a husband and father by the age of 40.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s two best buds – notorious gamblers Tobey Maguire and Ben Affleck – are suddenly sweating because Lea’s thisclose to collecting $500,000 on a bet they made years ago.
Said one pal: “Tobey and Ben, both high-rolling gamblers, bet Leo $250,000 each that he’d be married and a dad by the age of 40. Leo took the bet and went on to date a string of supermodels (Gisele, Bar, Erin) but never got serious enough to tie the knot. Now, with his 40th just 11 months away, Tobey and Ben are sweating big-time about coughing up a staggering quarter of a million bucks each!”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
“Do you love them more than me?!” Jonah sobbed to Leo. “Why would you make that bet with THEM and not me?!”
Anyway, is this a thing? I could see it being a bet amongst Leo’s friends, but would they bet THIS much? I would think a gentleman’s bet of $10,000 would do the trick because, seriously, who needs to spend $250,000 betting on Leo’s crotch? Also – what kind of idiot looked at Leonardo ten years ago and thought, “Oh, he’ll settle down eventually”? NO ONE. No one thought that. Leo will always be Leo. He’ll always be this way.
What happens if Leo marries Jonah? Will Ben and Tobey still have to pay up?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Bloody hell, Jonah, calm down dude.
That made me laugh.
haha. +1
😉
Nope I don’t want him to calm down! i don’t want it to be a flash in the pan meme. I want it to be a forever internet thing. I want every single picture of them together put on a site (tumblr) with a caption and #JonahLove #JonahThoughts. 😀
^ This.
Hahah I know He looks so parched pressed and needy
Lol
LOL
Yeah, dial it back a notch, buddy. It’s painful to watch!
They’re idiots if they bet that much
I don’t think Leo will make them pay though
Donate to chArity would be nice.
I don’t believe it. Aren’t both Toby and Ben married with children? The money would be better invested in their children’s future. So dumb if this is true.
Well the bet is like a decade old, Ben & Toby’s kids aren’t that old. Not even sure they’ve been with their wives that long. I have doubts they’d bet that much money anyway, but you never know. If it is true, I’d be surprised if Leo actually made them pay up.
makes sense. But even more stupid, considering that a decade ago they could have never speculated on having so much spare money
Tobey and Ben are notorious gamblers. Even after they both got married / had kids.
And 250k to them is like 250 to a regular human so I am sure they are NOT sweating about it.
I agree HadleyB. They were known to be gamblers and have gotten in trouble before for it. Plus (like you said) 250k is nothing at all for them. So I kind of believe this
Those two are serious gamblers. Pretty sure they are throwing that much around at the poker table most nights.
HAHAHAHA Jonah looks like some crazy fan that managed to snag a picture. stop embarrassing yourself bro!
Ha! I was just thinking who knew Jonah was Leo’s biggest fangirl!?
Jonah looks like a starf***er. Or like the nerd kid that finally got to sit at the cool kids table.
Exactly that–but he’s a douche too. I read on his last post that he trashed the JP’s New Orleans home (had a party and left it), so that’s why they weren’t friends anymore. So I always think of him as an ass kisser of the highest order—except one day you’re going to show your true colors. You can’t keep that up forever–but I do think he puts on his nice face for people he thinks can help him out, give him a leg up in the business. But acts like an ass to reporters, to the ‘little people’ i.e. non famous. Someone also posted this story about how she saw him in a resturant w/a group of friends—he wanted everyone to know who he was, but didn’t want anyone coming up to him, trashed the table and didn’t tip (and I think she said he wanted free food too). Dick.
@Virgilia not sure if that story is true about Brad/Angie being mad at Jonah. He was at the Oscar Ceremony when Angie got her Humanitarian award. There is a picture of Brad and Jonah smiling and laughing together. Not looking mad at each other at all.
I really liked Jonah during the promotion of Moneyball. I haven’t been following him much after that.
@lisa2
I’m not entirely positive it’s true–it’s just what I read on a previous post from someone else—but I still see him as an ass kisser of the highest order.
Jonah’s in heaven.
I think Jonah might be in love. Look at how he’s looking at Leo. Anyway, the story sounds true. Those guys would bet on anything.
It’s my birthday today, so I’ll be not a bitter b*tch today and say: Good for you, Jonah. Enjoy being next to Leo, I would look even more like a happy puppy.
+1
Haha it’s so funny. I don’t even care about the content of this article because I’m so enthralled with Jonah shooting cartoon-heart eyes at Leo. I think he’s goofing, because didn’t they just shoot a freakin movie together? It’s not like they never met before?!
I showed these pics to my husband and we were both just laying in bed cracking up. Good way to start the morning, thanks Celebitchy!
Good point! I can see shmoozing up to him like a fan girl, if that was the first time meeting him, but they just shot a movie together—that’s the movie that caused Leo not to go to the Oscars last year, I think. You know who he’s reminding me of, Franklin Froidveux–off of Hannibal. The patient of Hannibal Lector’s that thinks he’s on Lector’s level and wants them to be friends. He was so annoying.
Happy Birthday Birdie!! Seems we have a few Sagittarius posting this week (including yours truly!).
George clooney has a bet like this with Michelle Pfeiffer and Nicole Kidman.
I believe they did actually pay up too!
They paid up at forty and went double or nothing for fifty.
I think it was for significantly less money, tho, like $10,000 or $50,000. Still a LOT but less than $250,000
Every single photo of Jonah at this premiere is comedy gold.
What if he got married, but didnt have a kid? Or what if he got someone pregnant, but they didnt get married? Is it like a package deal for him to get the money?
This film is the most misogynist piece of “art” I’ve seen in years. It’s just incredibly exploitative and gratuitous. I suspect that it perfectly represents Leo’s attitude toward women.
Did you read the book or read any Belfour’s interview. Those things were just a drop in the bucket of the debauchery that occurred during his time as an investment banker.
My first husband was an investment banker. It’s a different world, or at least it was back in the 80s in New York. Women were treated terribly and it was definitely a boys club, no girls allowed, if that’s maybe what you’re referring to, so if women were treated as nothing but objects in the movie, it sounds pretty realistic.
Oh, stfu!
Shhhhh. Adults are speaking.
That’s it, I need better friends. The most any of the losers I know bet me was that I couldn’t eat an entire tub of Chewy Gooey Chocolate Ice Cream after my last break up. MY pay off was to be allowed to choose the rom com that night AND to clean up the bathroom floor after I threw up the ice cream.
Awww. Have you been able to eat that ice cream flavor since? I hope the rom com you chose was worth it, at least! 😉 My friends bet me a measly five bucks to eat the hottest pepper in the world (I believe it’s called the Moruga Scorpion pepper), and I stupidly took up the challenge… even though I’m a horrible wimp when it comes to spicy food. I felt really really unwell, jittery and shaky, my heart was thudding, my mouth and face were on fire, and then I spent all night throwing up. On the bright side, I discovered that while milk does absolutely nothing to temper the heat… continuously sucking on ice cubes does.
If Leo married Jonah, Lucas Haas would go berzerk. Full blown Left Eye burning down the house/ Waiting to Exhale rage. He didn’t take all of those bike rides with Leo and his piece of the moment, give up his career to follow Leo around the world, and not settle down like most of Leo’s other friends just to be tossed aside. Everyone knows he’s been Leo’s long suffering homie lover friend. Jonah better just be happy being a side dude because Lucas is will always be the main dude. J/K
Scary thing is … I just mentally overlaid Angela Bassett with Lucas Haas for that scene and it was pure, pure gold.
Ha.
Wasn’t it T-Boz who burnt down the house?
It was Left Eye and she burned her boyfriend Andre Rison’s house.
http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/2008-08-04/35-lisa-left-eye-lopez/
Angela Bassette character in Waiting to Exhale found out her husband was having an affair and wanted a divorce. She piled his clothes in his car and lit it on fire.
Anyone else hearing the song Hungry Eyes in their head when they look at these photos?
I’m hearing “You Light Up My Life”, or the Carpenter’s ” Close To You”.
*snickers*
I would love it, if Leo dated a non blonde, non model woman, who he eventually married and made little Leos with–but I ain’t holding my breath. He’s a free wheeling, modelizing mama’s boy–and he ain’t ever gonna change until the entire catalog of VS says no to him. Which ain’t happening. But damn, Leo–at least pick a non VS model to switch things up.
Right? I swear he’s the next Jack Nicholson… but at least Jack varied his girls quite a bit.
Nah, VS have a catalogue – it’s easier to pick a girlfriend that way, you see. Saves time.
Poor Jonah, wait till he hears that Leo has been seen out partying with Orlando at least 4 times this past week or so. I want them to be a couple just to see the media explosion if Bloom shows up as Leo’s date at the Oscar and not Miranda, lol. I’m naming them Leolando from now on.
My gorgeous relative parties at the same places as Leo. I wonder if he knows she and her friends kinda call him an old man.
Yeah, but look at Clooney. I think Leo will manage to be an unmarried modelizer for as long as he wishes. (I get that you’re saying real people call him “old,” but golddigging models don’t care about age.)
I’m sure he cares that two women called him old
not two women, but many
Yeah, at a certain point, you look like a damn fool if you think you can still hang out w/kids in their early twenties. I’m still a teen, and if I saw Leo busting his moves out in the middle of a nightclub, I’d laugh out loud. Enough is enough. If you wanna dance and get drunk, convert your basement into a dance club. But don’t do it in public–with a bunch of drunk 20 somethings, you just look desperate.
No way. Clooney’s a classy babe. That’s the difference, right there. He doesn’t surround himself with douchenuggets like Leo does.
1 – Looking good, Leo.
2 – Can’t wait for WOWS!!!
3 – I can’t blame Jonah, I would do worse lol.
4 – Enquirer, eh?
That’s all!
I believe Leonardo Dicaprio will be an eternal bachelor like Keanu Reeves. At least Leo seems to be having more fun than sad Keanu.
Keanu’s girlfriend and baby died. I think their situations are like apples and oranges.
Compare Leo to Clooney, a Hollywood smoozer. Keanu is not in their boat.
I snort-laughed at Kaiser’s verbal depiction of Jonah’s love for Leo. I mean, look at that guy, he just wants to inhale Leo and NEVER EXHALE for the rest of his life. Does he want to be him or be with him? He’s probably not quite sure either.
Hahahaha This set of photos is killing me. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Jonah, settle down little dude. omg
These photos are Jonah’s “baby Bieber” photos from NOW ON. Please, you have to post these with every Jonah Hill story from now to eternity!
amen!
Just wanted to leave a comment because bahahahaaaa these pictures of Jonah are hilarious. Jesus, guy… Bring it down!!!!
Jonah hill is so far up the ass of celebrities more famous than him I’m constantly wondering how he is able to breath.
I really don’t like him. He gives off a major aura of douchiness.
Just look at him, he turns more and more into Jack Nicholson with every passing day
If he manages not to marry and divorce in the next 11 months, he’ll have saved many times that, bet be damned.