Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all of our loyal, fun, cool & amazing Celebitches! Celebitchy, Bedhead and I hope you have a safe and happy holiday season. We’ll be lightly posting for the next week and a half, please check in with us when you can! Meanwhile, enjoy our Christmas Eve links (and some bonus Christmas Cumberbatch and the Christmas Sex Gloves at the end):
Queen Elizabeth pardoned Alan Turing. The power of Cumberbatch! [Pajiba]
Amazing photos from Utah’s amazing gay marriages! [Buzzfeed]
North West got showered with designer loot for Christmas. [Bitten & Bound]
12 Years a Slave is all about Brad Pitt, obviously. [Dlisted]
Molly Sims looks amazing in a bikini. [Moe Jackson]
Avril Lavigne got a make-under, and it looks good. [Evil Beet]
Britney Spears is the “worst celebrity interviewee” of 2013. [Amy Grindhouse]
Simon Cowell is having sex with a lot of women in Barbados. [CDAN]
Uncle Leonardo DiCaprio with Tobey Maguire’s kids = amazing. [LaineyGossip]
The year in royal fashions & royal photos. [Go Fug Yourself]
This seems like a creepy tribute to Paul Walker. [PopBytes]
Kate Upton is single, you guys. [IDLY]
I love this Chatroulette video. [The Frisky]
Rihanna wouldn’t let Karrueche Tran party at the same club. [Bossip]
Zac Efron really broke his jaw during some kind of sex act? [Seriously OMG WTF]
Iggy Pop discovered Vine, is awesome at it. [OMG Blog]
Brandi Glanville & Joyce Giraud are still fighting, obviously. [Reality Tea]
Photos courtesy of eisnase/photocase.com and Getty
Happy holidays to the fellow Celebitches (celebitchians?)
Celebitchresses.
As in…Mistress (Celebitchress) Frida, Dominatrix Supreme of Tom Hardy (for example).
Who do you want to see crawling on your floor and pleading for your favors?
There you go, Celebitchress QQ, have at it.
🙂
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you guys and everyone as well! This is my one stop for celebrity gossip, so thanks for all the entertainment you guys provide. Everyone be safe this holiday season!!
Maybe it’s the holiday spirit kicking in but Cumby is looking better and better.
Happy Holidays to everyone on C/B.
(it’s the holiday spirit)
LMBO thanks for the laugh Marie.
Happy Holidays princess
LOL! Hittin’ the eggnog already, V4Real?
Eggnog goggles?
Eggnoggles?
Happy Holidays, ladies 🙂
You guys should all come over to my house–I’m making rum flavored chocolate truffles 🙂
Have a great holiday, everyone!
@virgilia – Chocolate truffles!! I’ll just popped down to the airport and will see you in around 15 hours!
@everyone else – Merry Xmas everyone!! Stay safe, stay funny. Eat, drink and be merry. Surround yourself with those you love and think of those that can’t be there with you!!
Benedict on Xmas morning is heavenly!!
Well, V4Real, if you need tiding over until New Year’s Day, there’s a special mini-episode of Sherlock on the BBC iPlayer website –
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p01np1b8/Sherlock_Series_3_Sherlock_Mini_Episode_Many_Happy_Returns/
Very little ‘Batch to speak of, but still very entertaining.
Merry Christmas, CB’ers, one more sleep to go! (Blimey, how old do I sound?!)
Happy Holidays to all you wonderful women, thanks for the laughs
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS ladies!!!!!!!!!11
Merry Christmas, and many thanks for all the fun.
You know what gets me every time? – photos of people who have been together for 20+ years who are finally able to “make it official”. I was Scrooging it up today until I saw those.
God bless us, every one!
Me too! I don’t know if it’s overactive hormones or just the beauty of so much love & happiness, but I was bawling like a baby looking thru those pictures from Utah! 🙂
Those photos made me tear up too!
It is so WONDERFUL to think of all of the families that have something extra to celebrate this season!
I think it is especially important to see those photos because it really drives home the idea that, even in “red” states, there are still thousands of people whose lives are impacted greatly by the denial of equal rights in marriage. Seeing the line of soooooo many people, wrapping around hallways on so many floors of that building, day after day. It just shows how many families are impacted by marriage inequality. It is a good thing when stats become faces of real people.
Great point. I think it’s so easy to forget the real people affected by various laws, but that right there is a perfect example of how it can really change someone’s life.
I live in NJ, a diverse but mostly blue state, and marriage equality just happened here. Never in a million years thought Utah of all places would just be a few months behind, but that’s awesome. Congrats to all those families.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Have a restful and happy holiday, full of food, love and the odd prezzie 🙂 Strange that you include the sex gloves pic – I did some last minute Christmas shopping this morning and bought a pair of leather gloves for someone; it must have been fated!
That story about Britney Spears being too dumb for interviews is nothing new. She seems disconnected all the time she speaks, uses the same words over and over again and is incredibly boring to listen to.
Merry Christmas, all. Health and happiness all round, please.
See you when I’m back from London in a week or so.
Merry Christmas! Thank you for everything )- the deeper moments, my Cumberconversion, and the many, many laughs.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Time flies by so fast, another year…and the world hasn’t ended like they said it would last year. Hahaha
I’m off to holiday somewhere warm.
Best wishes for a prosperous New Year, Celebitchy and Celebitches! See you in January. 😀
So true
Happy Holidays everyone, may you be richer, happier, healthier and wiser this coming New Year.
And please, do something you love with someone you love. But whatever you do, just be safe!
Joyeuses fêtes et bonne année!
Happy holidays and a great/awesome/fabulous new year !
Merry Christmas, all!
I don’t comment very often, but I love reading the often wild, insightful, and mostly intelligent comments that come from both bloggers and responders alike. I have actually learned so much coming to this site — miles above the other gossip sites!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, y’all! Feliz Navidad y Feliz Año Nuevo a todos!
Merry Christmas to the Celebitchy clan, and the fabulous writers of this blog. I hope you all get enjoy a pocketful or two of serenity in the following year,
Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and happy new year everyone!
Joyeux Noel to all
Happy Holidays to all! Enjoy your time off (if you’re lucky like me to be on vacation) and time with your friends and family. Here’s to an awesome 2014!
Merry Christmas, safe travel, and a Happy New Year to all my fellow Celebitches! 😀 May 2014 be better than 2013, and just as gossip-drenched.
Cheers!
OBELLA! Merriest of holidays, my dear. Hope you get everything you want out of 2014.
Oh, we got plenty to look forward to…..Brandi’s ongoing drama (I’m predicting her getting kicked off that show, based on her inability to think before she speaks), Leann/Eddie’s ‘reality show’ and eventual separation (I think that there’ll be some Tiger Woods-like drama–hoping at least), Tori Spelling/Dean McDermott ( I read on the dailymail earlier today that some woman came forward, saying she slept with him a few weeks ago–so I’m hoping from some Tiger Woods drama too, because I can’t stand either of them), Brangelina wedding (need some pics!!), Jennifer/Justin wedding or separation (I think separation, but we’ll see), and that’s all I can remember right now. I’m sure there’s more. Maybe we’ll get some more surprises.
Merry Christmas!!!!! I love this site! The only site I can read on a daily basis and not want to throw my tablet. You ladies work hard and I appreciate it!
Gaaaaa that second picture. If only I could find THAT under my Christmas tree. I’d be a very happy woman. Spending Christmas alone sucks.
To all my fellow Celebitches, Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanza, Happy Festivus and happy whatever else all you lovely people are celebrating. Thanks Kaiser, CB and Bedhead for keeping us all entertained throughout the year. Here’s to 2014!
Bissous ICM. I wish you much happiness in 2014.
And you as well. *hugs*
Happy Ho Ho, each and every one! ♡
Merry Xmas everyone….
Merry Christmas to everybody and hopefully good Santa bring us some Cumberlove 🙂
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all of my fellow Celebitchy commentors!!!!! I sincerely appreciate you ALL and I value the global perspective that this site attracts. We get silly, we get fiesty, we get to share really varied perspectives on really important issues (racism, feminism, motherhood, friendship, crazy celebs, the list goes on and on). So much fun and though provoking all in one place…and that is all because of you all.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS! 🙂
The new Sherlock mini episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwntNANJCOE
The mini-episode is DIVINE!
I’ve also started watching ‘Unlocking Sherlock’ and so far it’s wonderful too.
😀
Merry Christmas, ladies! May the holidays bring no fat on our thighs, but only smiles on our faces! 🙂
Happy Christmas, everyone. May your days be merry and bright.
Merry christmas y’all, have a happy holliday!
I hope everybody has a lovely Christmas. No matter what is going on in my life, I always stop in here.
Happy Holidays! So far mine are off to a great start. I’m getting a kitten.
Aww. Nice. Santa Claws.
Yeah. I’m waiting for the volunteer to contact me after she talks to my last reference. I’m so excited. 😀
Happiest of holidays to everyone!
Happy Christmas to everyone. So pleased I found this site this year.
Merry Holidays, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to my fellow Celebitchens.
I love going to this website and reading the stories and I always like how the commentary handles the hot button issues. Have a great holiday season and make 2014 your best year ever.
Happy Christmas everyone!
Ours is probably going to be on Thursday as one of my sister’s kids has the flu and, being the paranoid hypochondriacs that we are, no one wants to be around him!!
HO HO HO!!!
That’s funny as hell. Enjoy your day of quiet. I wish I could sleep all day.
This is the most sh-tty Christmas ever, cause I have a serious case of stomach flu. I can eat no cheesecake, no fish, no dumplings, not even coke. BUT! Since I discovered fabulous CELEBITCHY this year, escapism became smart, procrastination was never so time-consuming and internet comments never so insightful. So this year, when the need occurred, I have found brilliant vomiting agent – I’m reading about Miley Cyrus between my throwups. Thank you, Celebitchy, for being my loyal companions in the time of disease. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Wesołych Świąt i szczęśliwego Nowego Roku from Poland!
Aww, I hope you get better soon–maybe after you’re over the flu your family will have a ‘Christmas’ dinner….
I’m with you about Celebitchy—I read it every single day, and often read archive posts as well…..the writers are hilarious. I get twitchy if I miss a few days, because the last time I didn’t read Celebitchy for more than a day (I was in NY, at my aunt’s house, who doesn’t have internet–it was a week before I got internet), I missed ‘The Great Twihard Meltdown of 2012’. Hand to God–that was the week when those pictures of Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders came out. I was so mad, because it was all over by the time I got to it.
Here’s to a speedy recovery.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all the Celebitchy family. May this time be filled with happiness, love and family.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year season’s greetings to Celebitchy and commenters, including those from around the world (I’m still buzzed that there was someone from Namibia (?) commenting at one point…I wish Celebitchy would put one of those site visitor location map thingys on the page…I always think that’s cool). I barely have a social life because it seems I’d rather spend time reading gossip sites like this one, which is pretty much one of the best, imo. Celebrate safely, everyone.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN YOU LEANN!!!
Happy Holidays! Can’t wait for the new year to bring more wonderful Cumberbatch coverage on this site! *yay*
YES!! And can we get some LEE PACE on here in the New Year? Celebitchy writers, check this guy out. Trust.
I like the way you think Maureen. Bless Lee Pace aka The Pie Maker . He’s so beautiful it hurts.
Lee Pace aka The Pie Maker aka The Masked Bandit aka Thranduil the Elvenking. 🙂
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone!!
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I’ve never commented before but I sincerely love this site for your unabashed Cumberbatch love. Thank you and those pics? Merry Christmas to me!
Wishing everyone the happiest of holidays.
I hope your stockings are stuffed with joy and as you go to sleep tonight, visions of Hiddlstons or Cumberbatches or Jolie-Pitts or McAvoys (for me) or Whomever u fancy are dancing through your head!
Happy Christmas Celebitches!
Drink up and be merry!!
For those living in the cold and snowy parts of the world, please know that I am utterly jealous – I am slowly getting cooked in the Australian summer. :p
Allons-y Alonso.
xoxoxo
I’ll send some snow and bitter cold winds your way. Hopefully you’ll get them still cold.
😉
From across the pond, Merry Christmas to all on Celebitchy!! 🙂 May your day be full of happiness, yummy food, family and love. I hope Santa has spoilt each and everyone of you. xx
Happy Holidays: I wish a 2014 full of love, money, health and … Gossip for everyone here.
Beautiful! Joyous season and happiness all around!