Justin Bieber’s latest documentary, Believe, finally arrived in theaters yesterday. I feel like we’ve been hearing about that movie forever because Bieber paints himself as the poor underdog in the film, and his people are desperate to redeem his image after brothelgate. Last week Justin went to a radio interview, acted all stoned, and threatened to retire. Most people were ecstatic at this declaration, but of course we all figured the news was too good to be true. Well Bieber is upping the ante and claiming to be serious about this retirement business. Here are his relevant tweets from Christmas Day:
My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieber is a lifestyle.
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 25, 2013
This would be the best Christmas gift ever if it was true, but I still don’t believe it. Er … Belieb it. Whatever. The dude was probably stoned again when he tweeted this stuff, and of course he had to complain about the media bullying him. Because he’s such a normal dude who pees in buckets and stuff. Sigh. This is only promotion for his dumb movie, right?
Photos courtesy of Justin Bieber on Instagram & WENN
“Being a Belieber is a lifestyle.” A well-curated one, I am sure. Ladies and gents, we’ve got BOOP!
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He’s just such a little idiot! Those tweets make no sense. I’m retiring but I’m never leaving and I’m here forever? Idiot!
Desperate to stay relevant, and he has no idea how to accomplish this.
We wouldn’t be so lucky…
I don’t belieb the little t wat. It’s a publicity stunt from the runt.
Yup. Tweet came out same day as his movie. I bet within 6 months to a year, he will be “renewed” and ready to come back to his adoring fan
fans…
Nope, I’ll stick with fan.
He probably thinks he’s going to be a movie star now that he’s having problems packing concerts. Between his new movie being a flop and his proven lack of acting skills, i say we let him take that leap of faith.
That would be the best Christmas present ever!
God, wouldn’t it, though?? I pray this is actually true, and not just an attention seeking bid for sympathy. Pffft.
Lies. He’s not going away that easily.
there are teenagers like Justin Bieber, and there are teenagers like Jack Andraka.
they are all very precious in God’s eyes. and i’m sure they are the apple of their parents’ (and fans’) eyes.
looking at my own children, though, i know which teenager i’d like them to grow up into 🙂
that being said, Season’s Greetings to all CBers!
if only he could go away and take Kanye with him
Christmas miracles can never come too late. Joy to all 😀
Oh noes. Please don’t quit Bieby babes, you are the world and a magnificent beacon of light in the darkness. /s
fishing for love and attention
Fishing for good box office numbers is more like it.
I just looked at results for Christmas Day box office. Justin’s movie was #11 for the day, coming behind …
Hobbit ($9.2-9.3M)
Wolf of Wall Street ($9.1M)
Anchorman ($8M)
Secret Life of Walter Mitty ($7.8-7.9M)
American Hustler ($7.3-7.5M)
47 Ronin ($7.0-7.1M)
Frozen ($6.2-6.4M)
Saving Mr. Banks ($5.0-5.2M)
Grudge Match ($3.9-4.0M)
Tyler Perry’s A Madea’s Christmas ($2.9-3.0M)
Justin Beiber ($1.2M)
At first I thought that since it was Christmas, maybe kids (his demographic) weren’t at the theaters. However, Frozen did 5x as much business, so I think kids were at the movie, just not at Justin’s.
i’d like to think that most parents, considering Justin’s most recent shenanigans, are more reluctant to give their children the cash for his movie.
plus, if they want to also accompany their minors to watch a movie, I’d rather thank that the musical Frozen will be much better entertainment.
at least that’s how i feel if my youngest ever asked for money to watch a movie. given a choice between Frozen and Justin Bieber, i’d shell for premium Frozen seats even.
I know nobody who’s interested in Believe (all of my Bigheaded Bullsh*t) by Baby Bieber. Not even my little cousins and they practically begged on their knees to see the One Direction film.
My aunt said she was glad they hadn’t asked to see it because she wouldn’t want to take them. She’s heard of the spitting and peeing incidents from so many people and “those One Direction boys seem to be good to their mothers, they’re ok by me.” Bless her!
Side note – Frozen was awesome, as voted by a 23 and 24 year old 🙂
@Tiffany – The movie web sites are predicting Frozen will go much higher once the weekend kicks in. I’d much rather hear Olaf sing than JB.
I have heard a lot of good things about Frozen! I think even if Frozen was just ok, I would still rather see that than the Beibs!
Krampus needs to come to his house and give him the rod.
My first big laugh of the day! Thanks, Patricia! 😀
Bwahahha a Xmas Krampus Kidnapping we can all get behind! YES!!
“Being a Belieber is a lifestyle” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA…HAHAHA! 😀
His manager spoke of taking a break. Chances are this dumb arse doesn’t know the difference.
Or, he could be stoned and whiny. He might have got upset that people were somehow getting to know the truth of his lifestyle and he’s pissed that it got out and that because of it he’s losing his fans/ ticket sales and he’s pissed again. He beliebed he must teach them a lesson so,threatened to RETIRE.
He thinks he is being bullied by the media?! What about that girl he called beached whale?! Is that not bullying?! ANd now I have just heard that this girl killed herself (Don‘t know if this is true) He should grow up or get medical help. He is a little prat who has mommy problems.
Ohh, I really, REALLY hope it´s not true about the girl!! That would be terrible. Hope he does go away, then maybe he can learn to pull up his pants and behave.
Luckily, that is a hoax. The suicide story was made up by a satire site.
Thank Goodness!!
What a sick fricken joke. What is wrong with people?
Well thank god for that! I keep thinking what if this really happens someday! A poor girl who sees him as an idol and he bullies her. These girls think he is there god
The worst could happen. I am not one of those people who wish him dead. I just hope he sees nobody really likes his behavior just his big load of money. Maybe deep down he knows that and that is the reason for why he does those things.
Or maybe he‘s just a narcissistic little shit. Please like he is retiring. He is just doing that to scare all the 12 year old and get attention.
He cannot retire. Where will I get my chuckle if I am having a bad day. When there is a story about him and the ladies of CB use the carseat photo. Speaking of which…….
I doubt he can retire at the drop of a hat. I would think he would be contractually obliged to fulfill contracts saying he has to put out X number of records.. Pretty much agree with the above statements: HE IS A TROLL TRYING TO UP HIS MOVIE TICKET SALES.
He’s already tweeted that he wasn’t going to retire because the love of the Biebliers. Eh! Whatever.
I love the tone of the tweets – they’re epically megalomaniac. Clearly Justin = Jesus, the media = his crucifiers, the beliebers = the disciples, and “IM HERE FOREVER” = the hope of resurrection.
I just think Christmas isn’t really the time for this kind of talk. Maybe, you should have saved this Last Supper-type rhetoric for Lent.
Could you imagine if two thousand years from now the Beliebers were a religion with the Biebs as their Messiah?! And “Baby” was their Old Testament? “And he cometh out of a Brazilian brothel and he was persecuted!”
“And he cometh out of a Brazilian brothel and he was persecuted!”
OMG. I’m laughing so hard my stomach is cramping. The snark in the comments is the ONLY reason I click on these Bieber posts. That and the hopes of seeing the ‘put baby in his chair’ pics. 😀
You are so right, he has a total Messiah complex!
He’s a total douche prince and is lying through his teeth. He is doing it for the attention.
My first thought is he’s going to “retire” to rehab. This an excuse to be out of the public eye for a while. Then he’ll “love the Beliebers so much” that he decides to come out of retirement.
That or he’s trolling.
I think he just beLIEs to all of us. 🙁
If I had a dime for when every entertainer announced their “retirement”…
Also – his movie is totally bombing. First day of release and it came at the whooping number 14 !!! http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/chart/ And sites are predicting that it might not even make top-10 on the week-end. Merry Christmas to all of us!
And you know what? I looked at his twitter and count 13 mentions about his movie in the last 24 hours. He retweets people who likes his movie. Like almost every tweet for the past 24 hours on his Twitters screams: “People, please come to see my movie”. That flop is gonna hurt his ego so much. He was sure it will be another success, they put it on Christmas, hoping it would get money. And it might not even get in top-10. Those tweets are hilarious. It always funny and embarrassing when celebrities retweet people who compliment them. Those are some of tweets that Justin retweeted in the past 24 hours:
After seeing Justin Bieber’s movie I now have mad respect for him! #DontRetire #Belieber 😏
So true “@BelieveMovie: You may just wanna stick around until the very end of the movie 🙂 #BelieveMovie”
Heading to watch the #BELIEVEMOVIE with my entire fam. We deeeeep.
@belieberbabes me, my sister, my mom, my grandma& my aunt are all ready and so excited to see the #BelieveMovie 😍 pic.twitter.com/TO5ipwXxOl
The #BELIEVEMOVIE IS OUT TODAY. PLEASE excuse me while I FREAK OUT…. AHHHH!!! 😀 @justinbieber @BelieveMovie
If ur Mom is on the edge of seeing the @justinbieber Believe Movie today then tell her 2 watch this! From Mom to Mom http://Instagram.com/p/iWoC4lCk50/
Look how fun it is 2watch Believe w/all ur friends! Go w/a group. Bring a date, bring a hater, pay 4someones ticket https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_BJ8683pD4 …
can’t wait for everyone to get to see the #BelieveMovie it’s was so good!! I’m gonna see it opening day again!!
Excited to see my friends @justinbieber and @scooterbraun in the new #BelieveMovie. Hearing it is fantastic!
Make sure you take your family to see the #BelieveMovie ..Had me and my family in tears .. So inspirational #Believe #Journals #weknowthedj
About to see the Believe movie with the fam 😊
Congrats to @justinbieber and @scooterbraun on the #BelieveMovie so happy for y’all I heard it was great! X
The Believe Movie was so raw, it was real. And revealed the truth. Great job @justinbieber @scooterbraun @jonmchu my family loved it.
congrats @justinbieber on another movie bruh. I heard I got a cameo in there, my mom said I look good on the silver screen, luv gotta see it
After seeing Justin Bieber’s movie I now have mad respect for him! #DontRetire #Belieber 😏
Please go and see the movie Believe as soon as possible !! This movie allows you to see the real justin Bieber for who he really is ! HB!
That believe movie was dope. Bieber stepped up
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God – I wish I would see Justins face when he will see that his movie came at #14 on opening day. He promotes it non-stop on his Twitter. And yet no one really cares…
I’ll believe it when I’ll see it!
Pffft. He is such a transparent little attention whore. All the (well deserved) negative press about him lately must have had him down, so he posts a ‘retiring’ tweet so he can boost his saggy-pants ego with thousands of teenage girls begging him to stay.
The world would be a better place without that baggy-assed, girly-faced, snivelling, entitled, arrogant little twat. Go away Justin. And take Yeezus with you.
I think he believes it. You can tell by his behaviour this past year that all he wants to do with his time is smoke pot, bang hookers, and throw ragers. Poor baby doesn’t feel like working anymore, bless his heart.
But I suspect he won’t retire–not because that isn’t what he wants, because it is–but because he’s too stoned to effectively fight back when his enablers shovel him out on stage and prop him up with a big stick.
He’s totally trolling for box office dollars. Plus he’s trying to play the victim with the media and stroke his own ego- I’m sure he thinks if he announces his retirement, millions of “fans” will beg him not to. I hope he’s aware that the response is more like “Great! Buh-bye.”
Dear Obnoxious Man-Child,
Quit it. Just quit it. Please and thank you.
With very little regard,
Jaye
Please God, let this be real! (but I think he is just trolling tho,)