Miley Cyrus wanted her backup dancers to dress as creepy sexy babies on NYE

Miley Cyrus

Here’s something I never thought would happen: Miley Cyrus in a photo with Debbie Harry. Miley performed on ABC’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, and I couldn’t stay up to watch it live. That’s weird because I stay up until midnight most nights. On NYE, I lasted until about 10pm before passing out with my arms around an ailing pup. What a riveting life I do lead. I’m glad I didn’t stay up for Miley’s performance because it was dry as hell. Here’s a video clip if you want to waste a few minutes of your life:

During her act, Miley admitted she didn’t want to wear so much clothing onstage: “This is the most clothes I’ve been in in 2013. Because of the cold weather and standards and practises, this is what we came up with.” She did manage to wear an outrageous fur coat with a train held by three of her backup dancers. That’s Miley giving the finger to those of you who criticising her use of fur while she complains how humans are guilty of true racism” against the pit bull dog breed.

To no one’s surprise, Miley wasn’t satisfied with the modest nature of this performance. What she really wanted to do was let her creepy, sexy baby flag fly by dressing up her back-up dancers as sexy Baby New Years. These “would have been multiple little people in diapers and sashes.” This is totally believable and gross. I’m glad ABC shot down that mess.

Some more Miley tidbits coming right at ya in bulletpoint form:

* Miley and Kellan Lutz are still hooking up, but she’s not into him. Miley is fine with keeping it physical, but Kellan “is enamored by her.” She’s trying to stay independent and “isn’t giving him the relationship that he wants.

* We knew this already, but Miley is starting to wonder if Kellan is only using her for fame: “The timing of these hookups are suspect to Miley. So she is very suspect of his true intentions.” Remember, Adventures of Hercules comes out this month!

* Life & Style is pushing a big cover story this week about how Miley is possibly bisexual. She’s reportedly been “experimenting with women and even brags that she’s had threesomes.” But! Miley is so worried that someone will out her sexual antics, which could “seriously harm” her career. That detail pretty much ruins the story. I feel like if Miley was hooking up with women and having threesomes, she’d want everyone to know about it. She wouldn’t want to hush anything up at all. This story could be true in a sense, but I think it’s simply a case of Miley making out with anyone and everyone after she pops the molly. As in this silly photo of Miley and Cara Delevigne with their twin tongues.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

Photos courtesy of Miley Cyrus on Twitter, Stacy Glen Jones on Twitter (he’s the singer from American Hi-Fi) & WENN

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  1. Nicolette says:

    Guess ABC felt she was creepy enough.

  2. Patricia says:

    Would creepy babies be any worse than Gwen Stefani’s Japanese girls dressed like sexy school girls, or 99% of the women in rap videos and the way they are portrayed? Everyone exploits other people for shock value. I’m not saying it’s right, but it’s not like she invented the practice.
    Why do I feel the need to defend Miley all the time? WHY??!?

    • bluhare says:

      Yes. Babies are not sexy.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        The sexualization of babies (and older children) is very disturbing. Why would she do that? It really bothers me.

      • Belle Epoch says:

        Agree that sexualizing babies is over the line. Using little people to act like babies is disrespectful and completely takes away their dignity, but some might do it anyway. Miley is all about self-degradation.

        Anybody else think Miley was sexualized too soon herself (that is, abused)?

      • Nina W says:

        Yes, Belle Epoch, I do.

      • Hakura says:

        @Belle Epoch – I have often wondered about that (as have others in previous stories’ comments). It’s so sad to think about, but child stars are exposed (unprotected) to so many adults during their careers… So many people who would be in a position to abuse their power/trust/influence/time alone. I don’t mean that just because she’s overtly sexual or has freaky tendencies, she must’ve been sexually abused. But… she does take it down some strange roads (& more than a bit far) pretty often.

      • Emma - the JP Lover says:

        @Belle Epoch, who wrote: “Anybody else think Miley was sexualized too soon herself (that is, abused)?”

        No, I don’t think Miley was abused. But I ‘do’ think she’s been into sex from a very early age. The girl lived on a ranch with her family in Franklin, TN (a rural suburb of Nashville). I keep thinking of that picture of Miley outside one of the Disney sound stages in 2007 or 2008, standing on the steps in front of some young teenaged boy, trying to show him her cooch.

        I remember Miley working the pole on an ice cream hand cart during an awards show, how many of us called it, but were shot down because she was just a kid who wouldn’t know how to ‘work’ a pole.

        I’ve always thought that Miley was a wild child. She bloomed early and discovered that she really liked sex. Something her parents were surely aware of, otherwise Dad (Billy Ray Cyrus) wouldn’t have made the effort to ‘chaperone’ those public dates Miley had with underwear model Justin Gaston, who Miley dated from September 2008 (when she was 15) to June 2009 (when she was 16). He was four years older then her and they were clearly sexual.

        I won’t blame her sexuality on abuse. I just think it was a natural thing. I think her obsession with sexualizing toys and such just means that she became sexual at a young age, not that she was abused.

        Many people who live out in the country become sexual early … sometimes with same-age cousins, too. This is a fact. Both sides of my family (mother and father) grew up out in the country (in the wilds of Jefferson County … Birmingham, Alabama … which has now all been over run by the city … remember, I’m 58-years-old), and you should have heard some of the stories we overheard adults saying when we (us cousins) were little.

        Having said all of that? I don’t hate Miley because she sexualizes everything around her. I just think she’s stupid, sheltered, headstrong and needs someone to talk some sense to her.

    • Samtha says:

      I don’t understand why this is framed as an either/or. We’re perfectly capable of finding ALL of those things disgusting.

    • msw says:

      Infantalization of little people is pretty bad. Using them as a sideshow in such a demeaning way is disgusting.

    • klaas says:

      Babies just aren’t sexy. To anyone! Period! I mean it’s just sick thinking about it! Sexy teenage school girl is old thing. Britney did it. And other teenagers liked it. And teenagers buy records. Also teenagers have sex (or at least think about it)

    • Kcaia says:

      I agree, Patricia, like Britney in Hit Me Baby one more time. And Bluhare, while I definitely agree, when Miley doesn’t do some crazy, ignorant sht, she’s boring, doesn’t get the views and hits. It’s not her fault people want what they want….not saying she shouldn’t stand above it, just that she’s in no way the problem, just a good deflective source.

    • MonkSolo says:

      I always get a pedo vibe off of Miley’s performances. From the sexualization of childhood staples like teddy-bears and barbies to… now.. babies. It’s like someone took advantage of her at a young age or something and now she’s acting out.

    • HB says:

      You shouldn’t, you should just add, as you did, she’s not alone in ‘creepy actions.’ It’s not a matter of singling out miley, it’s not accepting the moral disintegration going on before our eyes. Each year is woes than the last.

  3. skins says:

    Of course Kellen Lutz is using her. Kellen Lutz needs some pub with his soon to bomb movie coming out. As far as her performance, it was just boring. Her singing is just average at best, her dance skills are non-existent. She really brings nothing to the table except fame-whoring

  4. Marty says:

    Hmmm I doubt she’s truly bisexual, more like a drunk college girl on Sprin Break. I can believe the threesomes rumor though, CDAN had a few blinds about that.

    • FingerBinger says:

      Of course she isn’t bisexual. Miley is just taking a page from the ‘Madonna Handbook of Becoming and Staying a Famous Pop Star.’

  5. markymark says:

    This is her 4th or 5th “AVERAGE” performance in as many months. She brought all she could bring back during her performance with Robin Thicke. I don’t think she’s going to be able to continue to fool people into thinking she’s that big of a thing for much longer

  6. klue says:

    Kellan Lutz is a major downgrade from Liam.

    • Paige says:

      Even so- (not impressed with either..) And I know this is not possible because everyone is attractive to someone -but I can not believe that anyone could be into her…sorry, she is just plain gross and sooo NOT sexy. She’s famous and as money, that is the attraction…

      • I would also say that they’re both mutual famewhores, but that she likes to be the star in the relationship. She likes to be seen, she likes to be paid attention to. Getting with a dude who is only known as the brawn in a shitty set of films–he ain’t goin’ nowhere. Ever. Not unless he can hook up with someone higher than Miley. I think that he is a nice guy–but he acts like he’s a lot more famous than he really is. He, Ashley Greene, and the chick who played as Victoria.

  7. ZigZagZoey says:

    So……Did anyone else think something really weird was going on between Ryan and Miley? Like as in he doesn’t like her at all? She was just standing off to the side, and he seemed like he didn’t want to talk to her or give her a chance to talk. It looked very weird and awkward as hell to me.

    • Kelly says:

      He probably was told to limit her air time out of fear of what nonsense she would say

    • hiddlesgirl85 says:

      That’s an interesting observation. I noticed something similar late last year when she stopped by SNL during Edward Norton’s monologue. Norton would barely acknowledge her presence whenever she spoke and gave her a half-hearted handshake at the end of his monologue. I think older, more established (often more talented) celebrities do not care for her at all. It is the younger, less-established, or famewhorey (often lesser-talented) celebs that pay attention to her and want to be seen with her. For instance, I cannot imagine that Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone would want to be seen anywhere near her; whereas the likes of Miranda Kerr and Kellan Lutz do.

      • ZigZagZoey says:

        Hee! Just the ones who are desperate for attention….

      • MonkSolo says:

        Man I’m still steamed at that. I deliberately avoided the show with her on it and was all revved up to see Edward Norton… and they had her back. I’m not watching SNL for the rest of the season for that one.

      • CleverScreenName says:

        Fear not, Hiddlesgirl… Ms Kerr will be receiving her own publicity any minute now. She’s well hooked up with gambling magnate, James Packer – reputedly worth nearly $8 billion. The story going around Australia is that Kerr wanted to establish a singing career, but has now switched her sights to movie stardom. There was a story in one of our big womens’ mags that she’s already had a meeting with star maker Harvey Weinstein. The “report” said that she was mightily pissed off with Orlando for not opening Hollywood doors for her, but that he was of the opinion that she has absolutely no talent for acting. James, however, wants to make his new girl happy, and he’s got the bucks to do it.

        Maybe Miley will want to be seen with Miranda, after all…

      • HB says:

        Excellent analysis.

    • Marty says:

      They kissed at midnight weirdly enough. Or just plain gross.

    • JanieJ says:

      I thought he was kind of shading her with his “compliments,” too. He’s so enthusiastic about everything, but after her performance he just said “You did fine.”

    • Hakura says:

      @Zoey – I don’t know, they seemed pretty comfortable here (kissing on the lips at midnight) – http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1564174.1388671810!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_635/134550-ida5226.jpg

      …Okay, I know he claims to be ‘straight’, but is anyone else weirded out seeing him kiss a woman? (Or… whatever one considers Miley to be. ‘Woman’ doesn’t quite fit, for some reason). I just find him so *obviously* gay that it just… doesn’t compute. (It’s different with designers/makeup artists/choreographers that are out as gay, & will do something sexual with a celebrity friend in a picture… Because you know they aren’t serious).

  8. Leila in wunderland says:

    I wonder how true or false that tabloid story is. She could be bisexual, but I doubt she’d be afraid of people finding out and hearing about threesomes. There is still a bit of a stigma with being bisexual (just like with any other type of sexuality that isn’t approved of by traditional society), but this is someone who has staged a kiss with a back-up dancer during a performance and even kissed girls in public. If it was all true, Miley would gain a whole bunch of publicity for it, and she is an attention-seeker.

    • Kiddo says:

      Yep, agree. She probably planted the story, feigning to be worried.

      • Leila in wunderland says:

        She is one of the celebrities who does that, you know. Starts rumors in the tabloids about herself to get a reaction.

    • Hakura says:

      She’s been *anything* but private about her sexuality/apparent ‘freak flag’ (read: been completely in everyone’s face) since she started this whole ‘persona’. Maybe her management is trying a different approach, due to the public appearing ‘over it’. At this point, she’s kept nothing personal, & eliminated any & all ‘mystique’, so she probably needs to try to stir up ‘questions’, so she can be asked & refuse to answer, in order to create some (hoping to regain people’s interest).

      But she built this fame on shock value, & she’s almost completely eliminated anything else she could do to ‘shock’ anyone (while a sex tape would get *some* attention, absolutely no one would be ‘shocked’). I don’t think this bid for attention will be successful, because everyone here pretty much predicted this whole ‘I’m bisexual-hey LOOK-aren’t I SO sexy, y’all? Are you looking? Hello? HEY!’ BS.

  9. Sandy says:

    Did anyone else notice that Debbie Harry was keeping as much distance as possible between her and Miley? I guess she’s not a fan!

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      It seemed like they all wanted to distance themselves from her. Or throw her off the roof….
      I thought it was very bizarre. Maybe she was really high?

  10. ncmagnolia says:

    I think 99.9% of the population could give a damn about whether or not she’s bi. Maybe if she felt more secure about her sexuality, we all wouldn’t have to endure her nasty tongue and seeing her private bits and pieces that I now can’t unsee. Brain bleach!

  11. paola says:

    I guess once she stops singing through her nose she won’t sound too bad

  12. JudyK says:

    As Carson Daly said on the Today show, Miley just “needs to go away” for a long time.

    I do think she’s beautiful with the short hair and when she wears clothes (which is rare), she has great style, with the exception of the short shorts. Carson made no bones about being tired of her thinking she needs to be naked all the time.

    I don’t want to see you again, Miley, until you grow up…oh, and your use of “little people” as props is DISGUSTING.

    • paola says:

      I respect your opinion but i really liked her with longer hair. Her style looks always so trashy and cheap to me, even when she wears Chanel top to toes. I think she has the type of body that can pull off almost any kind of clothing but her face is just 100% cheap chipmunk. I really don’t like anything she wears, there’s always something that makes me say she just has the money and not the class/swag/attitude.

      • Evelyn says:

        I agree about the long hair, she honestly should never take her hair above her jawline, she doesn’t have a good face shape for short hair

      • FunFactor says:

        “Cheap chipmunk!” Perfect. Made my day. Aren’t you all weary of seeing Miley’s open mouth, red lipstick, and ridiculously white Chiclet veneers?

    • Caz says:

      I think miley really is into things that a lot of mainstream folks would be horrified at . Someone who really isn’t into nudity, bisexuality, babies, public displays etc wouldn’t do what miley has been doing lately with such obvious enthusiasm. She’s either going to self destruct or someone’s going to out her secret life. See ya target market! No vogue covers for you!

  13. Tiffany says:

    If this is what the public had to look forward to, then her concerts will not do well.

  14. Leigh says:

    Her stupid sign looks like it says “2004”…

  15. Roisin says:

    I found it offensive that she shared the stage with Debbie Harry and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis. And her performance was awful. Boo to ABC for making such a big deal of her.

  16. yennefer says:

    I think that female popstars are using bisexuality card to grab some attention nowadays. I mean, I’ve recently found out about thing called ‘barsexuality’, when two chicks are drunkenly making out just for the guys to pay attention to them… And this is a sad thing, because it shows how different male and female bisexuality are treated. I can’t imagine the same situation with two men, except for gay bars. There are guys as homophobic as it gets, who will watch ‘barsexual’ show with their tongue hanging out. I find it incredibly gross and annoying.

    • SnarkGirl says:

      The other name for it is “beersexual”. 😉

      It’s been on the go for quite some time. Apparently girls do it for the attention, and free drinks, they get. For some, it’s probably the only way they feel safe coming out – even temporarily – as they can deny deny deny when they are sober.

  17. OriginallyBlue says:

    I just don’t get at how she is exhausted from trying so hard. I mean this new image is so ridiculous I don’t understand why she would approve it.

  18. Crack Fox says:

    I don’t think think Miley is bisexual, just experimenting. Or worse, she’s pulling the “I Kissed A Girl” routine for attention.

    If she is bisexual, it will not hurt her “career” because she will still seem accessible to men. Unfortunately,that is all that matters to most when it comes to female sexuality.

    • Nina W says:

      She’s not experimenting, she’s choosing to be as provocative as possible and this is one more stunt in her un-ending quest for the public’s attention. Please don’t elevate her shenanigans into some sort of spiritual quest for self-fulfillment.

  19. Side-Eye says:

    So, apparently this creature sort of shaded Beyonce. Which is amusing, because girl does not want this war on her. Clearly, she’s never seen the wrath of the Beyhive.

  20. MSat says:

    Her voice is SOOOO nasally. And why does she insist on talking like she was raised in the ‘hood? Nobody’s buying it. Well, I guess they are since they’re buying her shit music.

  21. Alina says:

    other female singers have done the same or worse controversial bullshit for attention. Nothing new. So why is only Cyrus the bad one?

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      I think it’s because she does it so relentlessly that it’s clear she’s needy rather than smart. She’s ruled by a desperation for attention, not any kind of career plan (beyond “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!”)

    • MSat says:

      She’s not the only bad one. She’s just tragically stupid and has zero self awareness.

    • Nina W says:

      She’s really bad at it. Twerking, sexualizing babies and teddy bears, mauling little people, that tongue, that horrible video, god awful terrible, all of it.

  22. CeCe says:

    I watched the performance and was struck by how LITTLE connection she seemed to have with the audience…she looks to her back up singers and band for confirmation, that she is ok and doesn’t suck…some of the audience also seemed to be mocking her…

  23. Dimebox says:

    Miley is a huge hypocrite. She calls out people for being “racist” against pit bulls, but then has a huge fur wardrobe. If she wants to wear fur she needs to quit trying to position herself as a protector of animals.

  24. Sapphire says:

    There is definitely less here than meets the eye when it comes to Miley. Total yawn, including with whom she chooses to swap body fluids. BTW, why the hell is Lainey trying to make her happen again?

  25. Bleachme says:

    Just thought it funny that these fame hos Miley, KimK, Kardashions,Kanye…are all spending their millions (from the public) to impress (the same public) and think we envy them but actually what they are doing is repaying us all with those millions spent and pretty soon they will all be broke from impressing us and we will all be back where we started from before they were made rich. haha

  26. LilyT says:

    Infantophile? How disturbing

  27. Bleachme says:

    Well she looks like a infant herself dressing up in mommy’s make up and clothes

  28. Bleachme says:

    wll…she looks like one herself dressing up in her mommy’s make up and clothes

  29. Bleachme says:

    opps sorry…
    May be they will all go away in 2014 and bring in a fresh new batch. Really sick of these people.
    Keep on spending….keep on spending….quickest way to go away

  30. ol cranky says:

    I don’t give a fiddler’s fart about MIley but I hope your pup’s doing better

  31. thebutlerdidit says:

    Lol, none of this is true. It ranks up there with the fake Beyonce comments. Never change, gossip rags/internet BS!

    • Nina W says:

      Mighty sweeping statement since we’ve all seen her twerking, her tongue and her antics. You may be right that there are half-truths or outright lies in the story but certainly some of it is also true.

  32. Argirl says:

    This is the first thing she’s done that truly disturbs me and makes me not want to watch anymore. I’m usually a fan (hangs head in shame).

  33. Singtress says:

    I was upset that we had to watch all of Miley….but apparently the Powers decided we didn’t need to see Melissa Etheridge singing Imagine.

  34. BackstageBitchy says:

    I’m suddenly seeing Miley in a whole new light- IF she had been actually molested (as opposed to just the usual Disney sexualization/ peekaboo crap they do with underage girl “products)”, it would actually explain a lot of her current behavior. The acting out, the aggressive displays of sexuality, the making herself an object but thinking SHE has the power, the attraction of the male gaze and playing into sexual stereotypes and roles, and most of all, the “sexy baby” stuff, would all make a lot of sense if she had been molested along the way. It’s entirely possible. She’s said she was around adults all the time, I’m sure her parents left her in the charge of various people… She could easily have been victimized at a young age. Purely speculation, if course, but I would NOT be surprised to see a tell-all from her in 20 years about how this is a stage of acting out and working through some repressed memories/ experiences….

    • MavenTheFirst says:

      It’s hard to imagine this behaviour without finding a rationalisation. But often, IMO, a cigar is just a cigar. I personally find Miley to be a callous, self-absorbed opportunist who would sell her own mother down the river if it got her what she wanted.

  35. Bleachme says:

    This ^
    but my real problem with these people is that when they want to change their image,down the road,we are suppose to forget all about this behavior…noooo!

  36. Bleachme says:

    “A fiddler’s fart” ok all said & done easy to shut off Miley…nice,your concern re ‘pup’ Happy New Year.
    Hoping better for all

  37. This reminds me of Rielle Hunter (and Jennifer Aniston when she had those horrible bangs) posing half naked (or in pajamas) with stuffed animals. Who comes up with those concepts?!

  38. Heardthat2 says:

    Bottom line,true or not,there is nothing,absolutely nothing that this young girl/half women can do. Her shock value is used up. Also,someone said here just what I think:. I have never seen Chanel look so cheap as it does on Miley. Actually every beautiful thing she wears looks cheap. This is your grown up Hannah legacy Miley. Im not sure the public has even seen some of those pictures taken with ‘perv man’. This ‘fame’ will live on when someone asks Whos Miley? Then they google…..

  39. Heardthat2 says:

    oh, and Miley still owes one HUGH apology to one very special, caring, maternal singer. A real artist,true talent,beautiful soul Miley put in despair. Shame on you Miley if for nothing else,nothing you do do yourself. Shame on you for huring someone who saw the first warning signs,reached out and cared. You responded with worldwide humiliation,thats horrible abuse. Think about the people you harm.

  40. Heardthat2 says:

    She is falling fast and when hits bottom its going to really hurt. That is “Miley just being Miley” and like the Kardashians just being…Kayne being “a god”…No matter how much excess you have you cant stop age. Its all about external ‘beauty’,material values. There is nothing else to these people.
    These ‘things’ never last in life,never.

  41. Sam H x says:

    Just like Gaga, her gimmicks and schtick will become boring and tiring to the record buying public. I think she’s just playing the bisexual card for attention seeking purposes, nothing more than that. Sounds like the new romance with Kellan Lutz is a friends with benefit situation.

  42. Heardthat2 says:

    Sorry,up all night on RX prednisone,yikes!!! This face,just this face,even her eyebrows,lipstick I cant stand to see staring at me everywhere. Know I do not have to read about her (I dont anymore actually) but just would like her,the Kardashians,West even that baby to go away may be Paris,sounds nice but dont,dont come back. Not even re-invented. Plenty of really beautiful celebs and ew babies too. Babies & children who seem to reconize their mothers. These oeople,like Lindsey,have nothing left to offer. They showed ir all anything else is just a re-run (crotch to another multi-million wedding). Does everyone really want to keep paying for these things just to see them pap walk with them. They are laughing at us so I’ll be miving along myself. Wow,maybe everyone needs a prednisone filled week to wean off these freaks. Bye