Anne Hathaway married a man who will bandage her foot & kiss the boo-boo

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I feel sorry for Anne Hathaway a little bit. She’s been on vacation in Hawaii with her husband Adam Shulman and some friends all week, and all week, the paparazzi have been photographing her. I mean, it’s not intrusive to the level where the paps are, like, getting photos inside her hotel room or anything. But whenever Annie and Adam leave their hotel for some beach-wandering, some swimming or some eating, the paps are there.

So, here are some highlights from Annie’s vacation, which very much looks like a second honeymoon. Adam and Annie taking leisurely walks on the beach. Adam and Annie chowing down on some good grub. Annie and Adam going for a swim. Annie playing with a friend’s baby. Annie almost drowning, then coming ashore with an injured foot. Adam bandaging her hurt foot (it looks like she maybe cut a toe on a jagged rock or something?) and kissing the boo-boo to make it better. Annie and Adam kiss and stare at the ocean.

It all seems so nice, honestly. Almost wholesome. And I swear, this is the most attractive I’ve ever found Adam Shulman. When he’s all windblown and scruffy, he’s must better looking. I kind of see why Annie married him – she wanted to marry someone who would not only carry an emergency medical kit to the beach, but who would happily bandage her toe on a beach and kiss the boo-boo.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Audrey says:

    She looks happy. He still seems unattractive but who am I to judge? If they’re happy, whatever. I’m sure people wonder why I’m with my husband but I can’t imagine not being with him.

    • Sullivan says:

      Yes, they look happy and in love. He looks sweet and goofy, but more importantly, he seems to truly care about her.

      Oh, and that baby is adorable.

    • Mollination says:

      I kind of wish you had expanded on her almost drowning, as that (to me) was the most salient part of the story/vacation. From what I read it sounded really scary. Of course some will say it’s typical Anne Hathaway to have such a dramatic event (nearly drowned while swimming, surfer spots and rescues her, brings her to shore with a bloodied foot wherein husband then tends to the wound). Seriously scary though. I was pulled in by an undertow once when I was really young, and even still, I’ll never forget it. :::shivers:::

  2. Tessa says:

    They are like unsexy praying mantises.

    • MrsB says:

      LOL. Yeah I just can’t get into them as a couple. Although I guess it’s sweet he was willing to kiss her toe? If my husband ever tried to kiss any part of my foot though, I’d probably kick him in the face. Feet just gross me out.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I don’t mean to be unkind, but she manages to look so awkward and dorky when she’s casual.

  3. LadyMTL says:

    Yeaaahhhh, I find that foot kissing thing really gross but then I have an issue with people touching my feet in the first place….it freaks me out. I won’t even go for a pedicure, I do them myself.

    So I do like the fact that her husband seems to be the sweet “kiss your boo-boo” type, but I can’t with the fact that it’s her foot. *Shivers*

  4. phaksi says:

    I cant hate on her for having a husband who adores her that much. Very lucky woman

    • Spooks says:

      Yeah, I was going to say that. It grossed me out a bit, but good for her. Also, I love love love her complexion. Such wonderful fair skin.

  5. babblerouser says:

    If they wanted privacy from the paps all they needed to do is to fly away on a private plane to somewhere like Bali or Thailand. Go to Cabo or Hawaii on vacation and you are looking to be photographed.

    • maria says:

      Or because its close and cheaper. My uncle goes to Cano every four months because its a short flight and he knows where everything is. He could afford to go somewhere else but a 4 hour flight is better than a 14 hour one to Bali

  6. amanda says:

    If I may deal in stereotypes for just a moment, I will say, seeing him all beachy is the first time I haven’t gotten a loud ping on the gaydar. Clothed he can be very twinkish, but he’s looking like your basic, hetero, sweet, dork, here.

  7. Nicolette says:

    Does he carry the dog poop she leaves on the paps cars for her too?

  8. Lori says:

    She looks good wit’ dat baybay!

  9. blue marie says:

    You know, I saw these and thought it was sweet, and could maybe see why she’s with him. I personally find feet gross but maybe that’s his thing, no judgement.

  10. Neffie says:

    I saw the daily mail, they had pictures of her almost drowning!

  11. Frenzy says:

    He was so into Anne that he did not even hear her screaming for help when she was drowning hahaha. That guy was so oblivious to his wife waving her arms/shouting for help! She was lucky there was a surfer who heard and helped her ! Sorry just can’t like Anne!

  12. Kim1 says:

    I thought she almost died in a riptide yesterday.I need to stop listening to morning radio show

  13. GIRLFACE says:

    Gross.

  14. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    I am laughing at how grossed out everyone is that he kissed her foot. That doesn’t bother me, I mean it would if he licked it or something, but a little kiss doesn’t bother me. My husband, though is so grossed out by feet that when I want something I threaten to touch his feet if he want give it to me. Can anyone explain? Do feet seem dirty to you, or is it a ticklish thing?

    • MollyB says:

      My husband kisses my feet all the time. Not in a creepy foot-fetish way but I often lounge on the couch with my feet in his lap and he will pick them up and kiss them every once in a while. I know a lot of people who are just totally grossed out by feet, though.

    • Norman Bates' Mother says:

      Feet look gross and they are associated with bad smell, big, ugly toes, rough skin. They touch the dirtiest surfaces and we don’t have an opportunity to wash them as often as we wash hands. They are trapped in shoes, socks or tights for the most part of the day and they are all sweaty. Average men’s feet in flip-flops or sandals is the grossest summer view I can imagine. Women tend to take a much better care of their feet and still – it’s only as much as we can do. I’m sure Anne’s feet are all pedicured but they still look gross. And he kissed them after she was swimming in the ocean and then walking barefoot on the beach with all the spit, animal (and possibly human too) poop, urine etc.

    • Sarah says:

      its funny that so many people hate feet and think they are dirty. i dont want to ruin your lives guys but think what people do with their hands. do you wipe your butt with your feet? do you pick your nose with your feet? do you open the bathroom door with your feet? do guys scratch their balls with their feet? if your slip is stuck into an uncomfortable position how do you get it out of there?

      bon appetit!

    • MrsB says:

      I can’t even explain why feet gross me out. I am the same way with hair, even my own – it’s fine on my head, but once it falls out I can barely stand to touch it. I have no logical explanation but I don’t see it changing anytime soon.

      • Snarkweek says:

        Ew ew ew I can’t stand wet hair, minor anyone else’s. After I wash my hair I am desperate to dry it LOL.

    • Amanda_M87 says:

      For me personally, it’s a ticklish feet problem.

  15. RobN says:

    I think he seems kind of charming, but she wears thin very quickly.

  16. Laurel says:

    “Anne Hathaway married a man who will bandage her foot & kiss the boo-boo”….”for the camera”. You forgot to put that in there, Kaiser. For the camera.

  17. Tazina says:

    It depends where the feet have been. If they’ve been sweating in a pair of shoes all day, then yes, kissing them might be gross. Hers have been soaking in the ocean.

    He obviously loves her very much and to find and have that kind of devotion, with all the cheating riff raff out there, is rare, amazing and wonderful.

  18. Snarkweek says:

    I guess their popularity as a couple just grew by 1 foot.

  19. Lucy says:

    I don’t get all the trashing her husband usually receives in here. Like, what’s so bad about him? And just because you find “unattractive” (I find that word and “attractive” to be so misused), does not mean he’s unworthy of being married to her, or anyone else for that matter. Sure, he’s not movie-star perfect, but he’s not the ugliest man I’ve ever seen either, not even close.

  20. Sarah says:

    Have I been living under a rock or something? When did they have a baby?

  21. jasmine says:

    does she keep cutting her?? it cant be growing that slowly!

  22. Tippy says:

    While being rescued Anne lacerated her foot on a coral reef.

    Hubby is cleaning the wounds which could have easily become seriously infected due to the various bacteria in coral.

  23. Aqua says:

    I couldn’t even imagine how scared they both must of been by Annes near drowning experience.Something like that makes one realize that life can change in an instant.They make a great couple and hope they make it in the long run.

  24. Emily C. says:

    What kind of sorry excuse for a man would not bandage his wife’s foot when she was hurt?

    I swear, women’s standards are at an all-time low. It’s like when everyone was talking about how great Brad Pitt was for supporting his wife during her surgery. What man DOESN’T do that? How insulting to men, to praise them for basic human decency.

  25. boredbrit says:

    I thought it was to suck the sand out of her cut but whatevs.

  26. Anne Hathaway's hair? says:

    So Anne is just keeping her hair short. I was kind of hoping that by now she would’ve grown it back to its former length… Such a pity…

  27. Snowpea says:

    The thought of these two having sex is very unsexy *shudders*

    Some people just have no sex appeal I guess. But I will never believe that they get hot and dirty together. Maybe a little dry peck before rolling over in their twin beds.