Everyone’s wishes might come true soon. Paris Hilton could get up to 90 days in the slammer for violating her 
probation for the second time. Cops pulled her over on Sunset Boulevard for driving without her headlights on. She wasn’t supposed to be behind the wheel since her license was suspended for a full three years after her DUI last September.
This is the second time Paris has been busted for violating probation, making some kind of jail sentence more likely. She was pulled over about a month ago and cited for driving with a suspended license. Her ever-present spindoctor, Elliott Mintz, said at the time that Paris was blissfully unaware that she wasn’t allowed to drive for three years. He declined to comment on this latest incident.
City prosecuters are recommending that Paris’ probation be revoked, and it looks like they’re trying to make a well-deserved example out of her.
Mintz has been driving Paris around since her license was suspended. Janet Charlton notes that he’s died his hair blonde and has even started dressing like Paris. It looks like she needs to hire a professional chauffer.
Paris’ one-time BFF Nicole Richie also faces jail time for her DUI. She was busted driving the wrong way on the freeway back in December and admitted to cops on the scene that she had smoked pot and took a vicodin. Since she has an earlier conviction for DUI in 2002, she faces a mandatory five days in jail if she’s found guilty again. Richie’s lawyer entered a not guilty plea for her on February 21st. There is a pretrial hearing set for April 2nd.
Maybe Richie and Hilton can do a very special “Simple Life” episode from inside the county lockup. They’re sure to get into all sorts of funny hijinks there.
Here is Paris out with her new boyfriend, Josh Henderson from “Desperate Housewives,” on March 28th. He’s driving, but he doesn’t look sober enough to be behind the wheel. Her new boob job is quite obvious at this point. In one of these pictures you can via] and [via]
OMG it will be a shame if her newly done tits have to be locked away from the public view that she intended them for.
I think it’s time for a little culpability for this sister.
Please please oh please God, make Paris go to jail. It’s the first step in solving all of the world’s problems.
(but WTF, if I was a spoilt rich bitch with or without a suspended license I’d be more than happy to let a chauffer drive me around town)
I have no faith in the justice system when it comes to anyone with money. This is just a teaser and I don’t think Paris will serve 1 day in jail – if it were you and I, the law would certainly be applicable.
Are Paris and Elloitt wearing matching outfits?
She will rot in jail…
*wake up* *cry because it was a dream*
I agree that she probably won’t have to do any jail time. They’ll probably do something like that naomi campbell joke. What a bunch of crap. She SHOULD go to jail just like any of us “regular” people would. She’ll probably pay off the judge or something, OR it’s probably somehow all set up to be a promo for their new season of “the simple life”(yay. :/ I’m so excited.). Just so we’ll wanna watch those two BAD girls on tv. I am no longer shocked at the lengths stars will go to to promote themselves and their upcoming projects. 🙂
I just wish that she landed in jail once and for all. I guess heavy-priced suits can really keep you away from jail.
She, and all she stands for disgusts me in every way.
I don’t think she’ll actually go to jail either. Enough moolah apparently will keep you out of the slammer. Ask OJ.
If she goes to “jail”, it will be one of those spa-like country clubbin’ jails for the uber-rich! (Similar to the spa-like country clubbin’ rehab that Britney just got done with)
Seriously why do people with tons of money drive at all? The first thing I’d do is get a driver. I wouldn’t go around in a limo or anything (I don’t want or need the attention), but I’d definitely have a well-paid driver. I HATE driving!
I hope she at least has to spend a few teary nights in a cell.
hmmm….her 15 minutes of fame and youth are ticking ticking ticking ticking away. She damn well should go to jail along with nicole and if they dont there should be a freaking riot in beverly hills. lol
alas, i have no faith that justice will prevail here with all the slimy bullchitters greasing the wheels for these complete loser retards.
my prediction though is that these two are going to end up like kristy mc nichols and end up in some seedy part of town hitting the harder drugs and “modeling” the other term for being a call girl in la. both of them are on the path of destruction and at some point one of them is going to get hurt or die of some awful overdose.
they are the heiresses of sluttyville. be careful with four dollar plastic tiara, dumb bitches.
although i hate to admit it, this bitch most likely won’t see the inside of a jail, which is total bullshit. what the fuck has she ever contributed to society (herpes nonwithstanding)?
and she can buy all the fake tits and hair extensions she wants; it doesn’t change the fact that she’s fake as hell and pretty damn plain looking without it all. she’s really ugly inside AND out. and as always, her fame and money still cannot buy her the one thing she will NEVER possess: class. you don’t have to be poor to be white trash, you know.