This is the cover for Brandi Glanville’s second book, Drinking & Dating. The Photoshop is heavy with this one. So much so that I was searching for high-quality images of the cover until I realized that I already found them and that’s just the way her face looks on the cover – blurry and cartoonish. Anyway, a lot of sites are doing previews of this book. One of the best I’ve seen is on Reality Tea, which you can read here – they must have gotten an advance copy. In the book, Brandi admits to getting a Twitter account so she could keep an eye on LeAnn:
Brandi Glanville only joined Twitter to keep an eye on LeAnn Rimes. The ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ star set up a profile on the social networking site to track her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian, and his 31-year-old wife, who tied the knot in 2011 after embarking on an affair on the set of the movie ‘Northern Lights’ that led to the breakdown of both of their first marriages in 2009.
In the first chapter of her upcoming second book, ‘Drinking & Dating: P.S. Social Media Is Ruining Romance,’ Brandi wrote: ”When I first discovered the benefits of technology and social media. I used it to obsess about my husband, his future wife, and our children throughout the breakup and divorce.”
Brandi, 41, has had a long-running public feud with ‘Spitfire’ hitmaker LeAnn, who she refers to as a ”c**try singer,” but the pair were thought to have buried the hatchet last year when the singer sent the reality TV star flowers for Mother’s Day in May.
Brandi, who has sons, Jake, 10, and Mason, six, with Eddie, previously predicted her acrimonious relationship with LeAnn would drastically improve if the singer got pregnant because it would help her to learn boundaries as a mother and stepmother. She said: ”Hopefully, they’ll have a child of their own and she’ll understand better what a proper boundary is for a stepmother and a mother.”
It’s worth noting that back when Eddie and Brandi first split up, LeAnn ran a Twitter account called (I think) something like “Wewe N Love” and it was devoted to all of her loved-up musings on Eddie. Plus, LeAnn obsesses over everything Brandi does too, so it’s basically even now. Brandi also “comes clean” about the rumors that she cheated on Eddie while they were married – you can read some excerpts of that here. Basically, she blames the rumors on LeAnn and says she never cheated on Eddie, but she did date men when her divorce was still being finalized.
Additionally, Brandi did Us Weekly’s “25 Things You Don’t Know About” feature, and I really didn’t know most of this stuff:
1. My go-to fast food is a Del Taco burrito with extra red sauce, extra cheese, easy beans and onions.
2. I rarely swear in my day-to-day life. The women on the show bring out my colorful language with their judgments!
3. I love clipping coupons.
4. I’m a morning person.
5. I still get zits.
6. I am deathly afraid of fish.
7. My kids [Mason, 10, and Jake, 6] can talk me into anything.
8. I love cooking. I’m famous for my taco nights.
9. When I was growing up, I had a pet praying mantis named Dusty.
10. My top TV show is Seinfeld.
11. My parents have been happily married for 46 years.
12. I have 13 best girlfriends.
13. I like costume jewelry better than real diamonds.
14. I raced cars at age 14 and won at the Sacramento Raceway.
15. I only drove a stick shift until I moved to Los Angeles.
16. I’m absolutely obsessed with vitamins.
17. And lingerie!
18. I’m a middle child.
19. I learned to ski at age 23.
20. My favorite animal is an elephant because it’s good luck.
21. I lived in Europe (mostly Paris and Milan) for six years while modeling.
22. I was a competitive gymnast until the 10th grade.
23. I keep a recorder in my car so when I think of profound things, I can remember them.
24. My second book, Drinking and Dating, debuts in February.
25. I’m a Scorpio rising. I love hard and I fight hard.
I think my favorites are the praying mantis named Dusty (I would love it if the full name was Dusty Springfield) and the costume jewelry thing. I too have lusted over high-quality costume pieces, and if you get the right kind, they often look as good (if not better) than the real stuff. Do you think she really clips coupons though?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Brandi,move on and stop the booze!
OMG is Brandi ever going to get over it he was with more than just Leanne becausr Brandi is nuts anf a drunk. She cant even get along with the guy she supposedly is with. Lisa has done EVERYTHING for her and now she is trying to get everyone against her. Brandi just uses everyone and will grow old with her bottle and very lonely. Why doesnt her sober friend who was on celebrity tehab tell her shes a drunk idiot. Get her off the show PLEASE
Thats why i delete and block on facebook when i hate people so i wont have the urge to stalk or obsess. No one I personally am friends with has twitter so i dont know if that option is available.
“i delete and block on facebook when i hate people so i wont have the urge to stalk or obsess.”
Nice to know someone else does this. I did have to learn the hard way no access is the way to go.
This book will end up in the discount bin…she is no writer. She can’t even SPELL.
BeckyR
Lots of writers write books that have a million spelling errors. It’s up to the proof readers and editors to fix those. And Brandi’s book might have a ghost writer attached.
And her books sell very well, but like almost all books (even great pieces of literature), someday it will be in the discount bin.
Might have? Right on the cover for the world to see. Poor Leslie Bruce. She must have gotten stupider doing this project…
Might have meaning i didn’t zoom into the picture to read. Thanks for listing it.
Brandi had nothing to do with the cover text, blame the crappy editors and proofreaders. Being the *actual* writer, wouldn’t it have fallen to Bruce to spot it and not the interviewee?
Sorry, I’m not buying this one.
I sympathized with Brandi for a while, but enough already. Stop the stalking, bad mouthing and falling down drunk. I’m sick of the mud slinging with Le & Ed. Move on!
All this makes me think is how glad I am that I was coupled up before social media and never had to experience dating in this age. I would have been a Brandi-esque stalker, I’m afraid!
Lol, love your honesty. I too would be a cyber stalker 💻🔪.
This book sounds exactly the same as the first.
No judgement here.. but is it possible to have 13 best girlfriends?!
I’m either a sociopath or a crazy bitch because counting my best friends i come up with only 4 plus 1 male friend. Which is a lot in my opinion anyway.
When i say best friends I mean pople who I actually trust, women I know for sure wouldn’t sleep with my boyfriend not even if they were the last two humans on earth, women I can say my darkest secrets to without feeling judged and most of all that are there for me when I need them and not only on booze nights.
Paola
I wasn’t on board to believe that either. I forget where, but someone, somewhere said you will only have as many true friends as you have fingers on 1 hand. Never more than that. The rest are aqaintances or family. I’ve found this to be true with everyone I meet. I think the “best friend” or even just “friend” title is exaggerated greatly. Much like how people claim BFF’s and a year later they’re enemies for life.
I agree. 5 seems a lot anyway but I’ve been friends with these people all my life. We have argued a lot and we still do but I guess that made us stronger.
@paola
Your incredibly blessed. I don’t have a single person like that in my life. I’m so guarded and don’t trust people..
I think in this case, SHE’D be the sociopath, because she mistakes the kind of relationship she has for 13 different people to be as close as it gets.
Either silly, or scary.
She’s said before that most of these women are from a close group of friends from her modelling days. I’m extremely close friends with all of teammates from a sport I played competitively years ago . There were 12 of us and we’ve all stayed close. I think that everyone’s circumstance and life experiences are different. Someone who has lived in a lot of places and been exposed to more people, may have a larger group of people they consider close friends.
Scorpio rising she writes in item #25. Scorpio with Scorpio rising is some serious shit; but she doesn’t look Scorpio rising. She could have it later in first house but not rising on the asc. NO WAY !!
If she is a Scorpio with Scorpio rising,, her sun may be in her 1st house. That would give her physical characteristics of Leo, since the sun rules Leo.
I’m leaning toward late Libra putting the Uranus on/close to asc.- zany personality; which would place Leo on MC. Whichever it is, the Scorpio sun will be in 1st or 2nd-both very sexual(more sensual if 2nd house). I’ll go with 2nd house placement because of the inability to move on.
Ladies that was entertaining as hell, and would have been even more so if I’d been able to interpret any of it. Can y’all translate that for the astrology disabled? 😛
Right? It was fun, but I need sub-titles. All I can infer from the ‘I love hard and I fight hard’ is that she is exhausting to be around.
Sorry. We were referring to birth charts.
If you haven’t done one for yourself, you need to know your birth date, your birthplace, and your birth time. You can do this for free at http://www.astro.com. (You can get a free interpretation of the chart there too). A birth chart looks like a pizza divided into 12 slices, which are called houses. If you are looking at a clock, the first house is at the 9 position, the second house is at the 8, and the houses continue counterclockwise. The edge of the first house is called the ascendant or the rising sign; the rising sign, as well as the rest of the first house, describes a person’s outward appearance and also how a person is perceived when he or she is first met.
The three main parts that describe a person’s personality are the sun sign (that changes every month), the moon sign (which changes every 2.5 days) and the rising sign (that switches about every two hours). Most people don’t have all three with the same zodiac sign. Anyway, I hope this simplifies things. I have been studying astrology for a number of years and sometimes I forget that others don’t know much about it. It can get quite complicated 🙂
Her charm and “realness” went out the door the day she started making inappropriate jokes on subjects she should STFU about.
The face, the face. I can’t place what old time actress she looks like but she certainly does not look like herself on the book cover. OMG – I finally figured out who she reminds me of : CHARO! Cuchi-cuchi
O.m.g. You’re right!
That’s it! The cover photo looks only vaguely like B.
I detect a Raquel resemblance, too. I think it’s a combination of Charro and R. Welch.
Girlfriend is looking rough. Here is a photo without makeup;
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/04/brandi-glanville-no-makeup-photo/
I agree with one of the comments on that website:
‘At least she looks way better than that yodeling homewrecker horse faced Leann’.
Amen to that.
Don’t be silly. They can both look awful.
Yeah, that dirtsack Eddie is allegedly responsible for leaking the ‘fresh faced’ photo of B to the tabs. Let me correct myself, *sold* it to the tabs for pocket change, other than what FleaAnn gives him. B has certainly made an ass of herself this past year, but NOBODY can surpass the sleaziness of Ed and Marge.
huh – she looks great in the pic with no makeup. Way better than she normally looks with makeup.
She looks terrifying in the jump photo.
26. Botox and bourbon.
Cyber stalking an ex is really masochist. I don’t understand why people do it. Delete delete delete. Ignorance is bliss as someone wise said.
+1
I read the first book but I’m not reading the second. She’s rehashing the same old shit. I’m over it.
Can’t blame her on that one. As hurtful as it is, it’s hard to look away right after a relationship ends. You want to know what they’re saying about you, what their new girlfriend(or mistress, in this case) is saying about you (and your kids!). Total masochism, but I’m sure something a lot of us are guilty of when we’re in a bad place with a relationship ending. And especially if you know your husband’s mistress is TMI’ing all over the media. Or, also in this case, telling Twitter, before you, when your child gets hurt in their care.
Award for TMI goes to Brandi
Sure, who TMI’s the most can be debated now, but this article is about 5 years ago. Anyone watching 5 years ago knows who was overdoing it.
I would kill to hear the “profound things” she has on her recorder.
“Pick up eggs. Brown OR white. OMG! Eggs can teach humans not to be racist!!! New book idea: ‘Drinking and Martin Luther Kinging.’ Wait, should I even be driving, right now?”
“Look! Something shiney!”
In my subjective opinion about her public persona, nothing about her conveys class or dignity (or both). And I believe that when kids are involved, the mother and father should be extra careful with what they do or say publicly – especially “celebrities”.
Not following or stalking LeAnn or Ediot would have probably saved her sanity. But she’s making a living out of these drama. I find her fake too.
+And if one of my best friends behaved like her, I would have done everything in my power to help her.
I dont think Brandi ever set out saying she was classy or ever conveyed it as a persona so its kind of a moot point to expect her to be. And the way i see it, growing up around Hollywood parents are all going to be weird so its kind of normal to have a celeb parent that says/does stupid things. I mean Tommy Lee and Pam have a sex tape out and their kids are in high school.
I agree that her friends need to step in and filter her though sometimes. Theres fun unfiltered and obnoxious unfiltered and shes flirting between those lines lately
23. I keep a recorder in my car so when I think of profound things, I can remember them.
I can imagine how many inches of dust have built up on that recorder.
I can understand that urge. When I was younger, I did something similar with an ex-boyfriend. This was in the days of AOL, and I created a separate profile so I could see what he was saying about me. I’m a terrible liar and he figured it out within about five minutes. Thus ended my adventures in cyber ex-stalking. My friends still won’t let me live it down.
i did that too! remember AIM messenger? There used to be some code you could put in your profile to capture the screen name of whoever looked at your profile.
kids these days dont know how lucky they have it with anonymous facebook stalking
Her face is jacked. I do think she clips coupons.
I was going to say the same thing. Yes, she clips coupons — and uses the ones for the plastic surgeon!
I don’t know who told Leann to shut her mouth but I wish they would find Brandi. Sooner or later, Leann is going to respond and this crap is going to blow up again and I am over it.
People rag on Leann for always talking about Brandi and the affair but that and being tacky are pretty much all Brandi promotes herself on. Those are her only hooks for attention. I can just see her if they ever do have a baby- it’s so hard on me seeing my husband have children with someone else!! Wah-wah-wah! My boys feel pushed aside by their father!! Wah-wah!!
I didn’t know Leann sent her flowers. Is that true? I’m curious what Brandi’s reaction was. I would have side-eyed it honestly but played nice back. People have talked about the boys’ reactions when they find out about the issues Brandi has with Leann but I figure they already know. The oldest one surely does and he’s old enough to say so. I’ve wondered if that has anything to do with the bit of peace we’ve gotten from Leann.
That 25 things list- yeah right she doesn’t swear in her private life. She swears on the show, her podcast, in tweets, in interviews- give it up lady. I can believe she has 13 best girlfriends. With all the feuding she seems to do, she probably has to have a rotation. I believe she clips coupons, I just don’t believe she uses them. She probably has a drawer full at home. Lol I want to listen to her musings on that recorder.
Yes, LR did send her flowers but it was done purely for publicity b/c one of LR’s minions made a point to mention on Twitter just so BG would have to respond and make it public. Nothing sincere about it but that was last year and Im pretty sure they’ve had more drama since then so the gesture was lost either way.
As far as BG, She does not look good at all on that cover. she’s completely become a caricature of her former self, I dont think p-shop can help with that.
She crack me up with her list. She’s always claimed elephants were her favorite animal yet took a job promoting a circus, one that was fined many times for their cruelty to their elephants. I wish she would educate herself on something other than Plastic Surgery and skin treatments. Learn something for gawd sake, find out what really goes on in those circuses, she claimed she didnt know that when someone tweeted her about it. Just shows how dumb and shallow she is. maybe she would be more appealing if she had something other than her past and sex to talk about.
It might have been better not to mention her ex and his new wife in any way, shape or form. Most people know the backstory by now, so I think she could have gotten by without even a single sentence about her past relationship.
It is going to be interesting to see how many copies she can sell. I do think she works at publicizing her book launch via appearances, signings, etc. It just isn’t obvious that this “Drinking and…” franchise is a long-term strategy for her.
With that said, though, I expect this book will sell more copies than a certain singer’s last album. She at least has a show that is on the air instead of ongoing filming.
I thought she was done talking about Leanne and Eddy? That was what her last book was about, she said it was to tell her story and after being released she would no longer give them any more of her attention. She is now on book 2 and Leanne and Eddy although smaller parts, are still being mentioned. Leanne and Eddy aren’t worth the space on the paper.
Is book 3 going to be titled (drinking and haters) The real life experience of how people are trying to bring her down when she is trying to make a living for herself and family by excusing her sometimes gross behavior and playing the victim. Atrocity of the worst kind. Being labelled a racist. harassed on Twitter or as I like to call it, tweets of opinion for a disgusting Innocent?? Funny?? molestation joke. Fights with her twitter haters. Fights with her real housewives co stars and what the show does not show us. Cameo mentions of imo, America’s most attention craved couple Leanne and Eddy, just because it wouldn’t be a book without them. Got to remind people how it all came to be the rise of Brandi Glanville, so we can all feel sorry for her again.
So glad I am no longer a fan, unfortunately she is the most likable one out of the three, I’d admit to this.
It would hard not to stalk your ex on twitter when his new side piece/ATM is bragging night and day about their new love, tweeting photos of your sons etc. leann was tweeting soooo much back then that would make any sane person go a bit nuts..very passive aggressive.
Brandi’s book is coming out now, but she’s referencing stuff that happened in the past. Yes, leann has muzzled it on twitter currently, but 6 months to a year ago the chick was on an insane tweeting rampage about “her boys” and “love the Cibrian family” ..and then add in all the SWFing..
People seem to have forgotten than leann was fueling Brandi’s fire for awhile..so I give her a pass on continuing to talk about it to make money.
Brandi’s behavior is maybe fit for a 5 year old. Not a 40 year old woman. It may also be fit for someone over the age of 65, which I am counting on… for myself….when I’m driving in traffic…or want to get in front of the line at Arby’s.
Has Leanne done a 25 things you didn’t know about Me? I’d like to read and compare!