– Who isn’t Jude Law f’ing? [Best Week Ever]
– Kelly Clarkson got a sunburn, has more room for it [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Scarlet Johansson GQ outtakes – 50 photos [Totally Crap]
– More Courtney Love bikini pictures. In yet a different bikini [Egotastic]
– A live webcam of mold growing on cheese is surprisingly popular [Agent Bedhead]
– Kill time at work and keep up with the latest celebrity gossip by joining a fantasy celebrity league at Fafarazzi [Fafarazzi]
– Jennifer Garner in a cute dress going out to lunch with a friend [PopSugar]
– Eddie Griffin told Jimmy Kimmel on his show that his car crash was not a publicity stunt and that he really did wreck his boss’ $1.5 million Enzo Ferarri by mistake [Lifeline Live]
– Nick Nolte, 66, is rumored to be having a baby with his girlfriend, a woman he met when he hired her to come over and give him pilates instructions [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Sarah Michelle Gellar is in talks to join the “The Dark Knight,” the sequel to “Batman Begins” [Glitterati]
– John Travolta is an environmental hypocrit [ecorazzi]
– Gratuitous Lohan crotch shot of the day [Evil Beet]
– Lindsay Lohan was said to have purchased a new condo, but the owners just offered it to her to live in for free and were using her for publicity [Celebslam]
– Random Sanjaya Trivia Fact #610 [Crunk and Disorderly]
– The president of the largest chain of Latin American music stores says he won’t sell J.Lo’s album because her manager says she only makes appearances at “Anglo” stores [DListed]
– Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics (ads NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Naveen Andrews gave his son the zombie testicles from his movie Grindhouse to play with [The Blemish]
– Battle of Jessica Simpson’s and Kate Beckinsale’s eerily-similar asscracks [CityRag]
– Is there a baby Borat on the way? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Cool Shisheido ad featuring a giant painting and people moving around it [The Grumpiest]
– Jenna Jameson got a vaginoplasty to tighten it up down there, and it didn’t turn out like she was hoping [yeeeah]
– It’s a sad day when David Beckham’s wife looks better than him. [Kickette]
– That Teen Wolf remake is going to star a female [Pajiba]
– Dita Von Teese at a Mac Viva Glam event donating 100 million to an AIDs foundation [Mollygood]
– Michael Jackson does not have pneumonia despite published reports [Derek Hail]
– Justin Timberlake went bald. Is he supporting Britney? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Dave Navarro is dating that chick from Nip/Tuck who blamed Christopher Reeve for his accident [CelebWarship]
– Fantasia Barrino’s announced role in the Broadway production of “The Color Purple” has boosted ticket sales [Socialite’s Life]
He is not f**ing me … which is ok as he is clearly a lovely bottom boy … call me Jude!