“Eva Mendes jokes she’ll watch ‘The Notebook’ & cry on Valentine’s day” links

Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes appeared on The Ellen Show. She denied being pregnant & joked about watching The Notebook & crying on Valentine’s Day. Hmm. [LaineyGossip]
Taylor Swift cut her hair into a choppy bob. Looks cute? [Starcasm]
Billy Ray Cyrus has barely dressed twerking girls in his NSFW video. [Dlisted]
Tim Olyphant got his pretty face clocked on Justified. [Pajiba]
Rodarte invites you to wear a mural as a dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Bruno Mars & Ellen Degeneres pranked a poor nurse. [Buzzfeed]
Matthew McConaughey & his kids went for froyo. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Justin Bieber‘s wax figure was groped into retirement. Gross. [Evil Beet]
Farrah Abraham stages her relationships for tv too. [Reality Tea]
Anna Kendrick looks incredibly pretty at NYFW. [A Socialite Life]
Literature’s most dysfunctional couples as Valentine cards. [The Frisky]
Kate Bosworth looks genuinely unhealthy here. [The Blemish]
Jennifer Lopez‘s booty does the FIFA world cup. [Popoholic]
Brandi Glanville is 100% over Eddie Cibrian now. [Amy Grindhouse]
Courtney Stodden bought herself some new lips. [IDLY]

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  1. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    So Eva and the dude with the derpy look on his face (that he thinks is SEXEH) are done?

    • Nikkie says:

      LOL.

    • FLORC says:

      Yes? They are/were such an odd couple it never made sense to me either way.

    • Liv says:

      Hopefully. And no, I’m not a fangirl. I hate that people like Lainey think just because you are against them as a couple, you wish for McAdams and him to reunite. Ugh. He’s probably as much an idiot as Mendes is. And they are an odd couple. Aaaaand I can’t stand reports about them anymore – split up or get kids, for god’s sake!!
      😉

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I heard he was a total, controlling douche with Rachel…so, no. I wish she would get back with Michael Sheen–he seems deliciously dirty, but I got the impression they split because she wanted kids and marriage and he doesn’t. Which really sucks–but it’s good they didn’t try to force each other to compromise on something that IS virtually uncompromise-able.

        And Eva Mendes is probably one of the worst actresses I’ve come across. I know I like to rag on Jennifer Aniston, for not being able to act (imo), but she can at least make her characters semi-likeable, at least to the point for me to say that I don’t think she can act, but I get that some people enjoy what she does–same as JLO. But Eva? Completely devoid of any chemistry whatsoever. Whatsoever.

        I remember seeing her in ‘The Women’–how do you stand in heels and lingerie, say the best line to the wife’s face (If he doesn’t like it, then I can always take it off), and STILL be completely unsexy. She said it like she was talking on the phone. God.

      • Liv says:

        Yes! I was honestly disappointed when they broke up. I hate him for not wanting anymore kids! 😉

        I think big part of not liking Mendes is the fact, that many stated that she’s a major bitch. I can’t unsee her bitchiness now, everything she does, her character shines through. And on top of it she’s a really bad actress. Ryan’s probably a bitch too, but at least he can act. Thank god Eva has nothing lined up on her IMDb profile.

    • pru says:

      Perfect description of that other guy from the Mickey Mouse club.

      • Sara says:

        I know Eva doesn’t have the best reputation, but Ryan is probably not the perfect angel he’s made out to be either.

  2. Relli says:

    Oh Eva you so edgy and funny! It almost makes me forget you have zero personality.

  3. Nikkie says:

    Way to go father of the year Billy Ray Cyrus. Try to copy your daughter’s nastiness to make money.

  4. K says:

    Lainey’s commentary implies she doesn’t know the Gos and Eva broke up, and that Eva is being self-deprecating with her joking response to Ellen.

    • jinni says:

      There were recent pics of Ryan driving Eva’s car around plus the break up story came from Life and Style (or was it In Touch) a rag that isn’t considered reliable, so many (including Lainey) take that to mean they didn’t really break up.

      • don't kill me i'm french says:

        They were that little low key at the begining of their relation so now they’re so low key that we( the paps) don’t see them together

  5. andypandy says:

    I think Ryan gosling is just laying low /depressed as maybe he thought (as I did ) that his movie Places beyond the Pines would get some Oscar recognition but with so many other good films this year it didn’t even make the radar Its all about timing any other year it would have had some Oscar buzz

  6. Kiki says:

    I love LOVE Bruno Mars! And Ellen too!❤️❤️❤️

  7. Jayna says:

    That was a brilliant comeback to the rumors. I loved it. I love her style.

  8. Marty says:

    What was she promoting on Ellen? I hope she didn’t go on there as a way to quiet breakup rumors. If she did, that’s pretty telling. Like Lainey said, why is she engaging the gossip?

    • magpie says:

      Herself? I know Lainey is all pro Eva and the whole Ryan is the one that wants to get married thing, but I just don’t buy it. Why are they being so on the down low when they had no problems going for pap strolls at the beginning of their relationship? I think they’re mostly through but that Eva’s a clinger and Ryan’s scared of her.

      • minime says:

        oh please! The guy is a weirdo and if he wouldn’t want it he would walk away…and if he doesn’t want it and doesn’t walk away, then it’s on him. Why always the ridiculous implication that she (or any women) are an evil witch that captured a man in a relationship?

      • magpie says:

        No implication, I just think they’re not announcing due to the movie coming out and I don’t buy Lainey’s spin. And I’m not a Hey girl, I think RG looks like a hamster.

    • jj says:

      The trailer for Goslings movie coming out soon? That’s why pics and stories are rotating recently.

    • Sara says:

      She is desperately trying to get as much publicity from this as she can. Their relationship has been the only thing keeping her relevant over the last 2 years.

  9. Nanz01 says:

    I have a Bruno Mars problem. It’s been building since he performed at the Grammy Awards way back when. I didn’t know anything about him. Fast forward the Super Bowl where he KILLED IT. And now he’s playing prankster with my imaginary BFF Ellen. I DIE.

  10. don't kill me i'm french says:

    Is Mc Conaughey becoming Ben Affleck/Jen Garner for the paps during the awards campaign? Be worried Matt if Dicaprio wins BAFTA( but Ejiofor will win)

    • AG-UK says:

      Matthew lives in Texas most of the time so when I guess in LA he will be seen more. As far the Bafta he isn’t even nominated as DBC only just came out here last weekend. I am sure if he doesn’t win he won’t cry. I bet Chiwetel will win the Bafta. I hope so anyway. But for Jen/Ben I have seen where they live if you want a coffee it’s only ONE place to go to and yes people will photograph you I guess the moral is don’t leave your house?? But then again John Goodman lives in the same area too and no one is taking his photos..

  11. RobN says:

    That response actually makes me like her a little, although I still have no real idea why she’s famous.

  12. G. says:

    I don’t usually like Swifty, but if I could pull off that hair, I would. It looks so nice on her.

    • Louminary says:

      ha, I read that literally! As in, you don’t like her, but you’d like to pull her hair off her head and wear it yourself!

  13. BooBooLaRue says:

    she won’t be alone in this.

  14. MonicaQ says:

    Brandi Glanville is over Eddie like I’m over pizza. Which is not at all. So delicious.

  15. mia girl says:

    That Ellen/Bruno Mars video was hysterical. Bruno was great.
    But then again, I always think Bruno is great.

  16. OriginallyBlue says:

    WTF, Billy Ray?!??!

  17. sooz says:

    courtney stodden’s lips look like hemorrhoids.

  18. Thunderthighs says:

    Timothy Olyphaaant!!!
    *Wrings knickers*

  19. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Just watched the Billy Ray video–wtf was that?????

    My God–I don’t know who told him he looked hot, but they were lying on him. God, no. And seriously? Were the mostly naked twerkers needed????? It was gross.

  20. pru says:

    Kate Bosworth looks worrisome!

  21. Val says:

    This is really shallow, but Eva’s ears really distracted me.

  22. Amsterdamned says:

    dont you just love her for being so honest??I do!

  23. Lark says:

    Good response. I do think they are together (he was driving her car like two days ago). That said, Gosling is apparently turning down roles and sticking to his plan to take a two year break and I think Eva’s 15 minutes are running out (she had a tiny part in Clear History)…..my guess is they are about to be off the tabloid radar completely sooner or later.

  24. kimbers says:

    Am I the only one that after watching that movie thought, “….once is enough…” ????