Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian and Ciara at Bel Bambini yesterday in LA. They were filming a scene for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Ciara is pregnant, obviously, but I guess we’re supposed to think that Kim was shopping for Nori and/or that Kim wants to get pregnant again. As for Kim’s outfit… I hate when she wears leather. She does not have the body to really pull off leather ensembles. Inevitably, leather makes her look dumpy. As for that face… Jesus. It’s like she’s trying to look as plastic and Barbie-like as possible.
There are a couple of tabloid stories about Kim and Kanye this week, nothing too interesting so far. Life & Style/Hollywood Life claims that Kim and Kanye are fighting about their wedding because Yeezington is arranging all of these “surprises” for Kim and she’s totally over it, she just wants a simply wedding with no surprises. There was also this supremely stupid story:
Kim Kardashian might have landed a cover on an international version of Vogue, but not before famed California photographer Tyler Shields refused to shoot the reality TV star, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
According to a source close to the situation, Shields — former fiancé to Clint Eastwood‘s daughter, Francesca — was approached to shoot the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star for Vogue but didn’t take the gig, leaving both the magazine and Kim in shock.
“Tyler is the hardest person to hire for a shoot. You have to know him or it has to make sense to him,” the insider revealed. “He prides himself on shooting only the people he knows or likes. A lot of people want to be shot by him.”
As Radar previously reported, Kim’s fiancé, Kanye West, had been “absolutely determined” to land his baby mama on the cover of Anna Wintour‘s magazine — and was furious when Girls creator Lena Dunham graced the Jan. 2014 cover instead. The couple then turned their sights to Italy and several weeks ago both Kim and Kanye were spotted cozying up to Editor-In-Chief of Vogue Italia, Franca Sozzani, during a trip to Paris.
When Kim finally landed a spread with Vogue, even if it was international, “It was a shock and a stab to Kim’s ego to be turned down by a photographer she wanted,” another source said.
“Vogue was in shock too, as if people should be clamoring to shoot for them.”
But the source close to Shields, 31, said not only is he just not that into Kim, but the shoot wouldn’t have been worth it to him either.
“Tyler was busy shooting for his new gallery and his focus is art. That’s where he makes his money,” the source told Radar. “He was working on his space series which will make him a few million dollars. Why would he stray from that to shoot Kim?”
Radar reached out to Shields but he denied comment.
Yes, Tyler Shields will spend years taking photos of a bloody and/or p0rned-out Lindsay Lohan, but Kim Kardashian is beneath him. It’s not like Tyler Shields is getting major magazine work in, like, Vogue or Vanity Fair or even Interview, Elle, Marie Claire or W Magazine either. He’s pretty much a Terry Richardson wannabe, which is a pretty low bar to set for yourself as a photographer. Anyway, as much as people love to hate on Kim, this isn’t a reflection on her. Tyler Shields just wanted some attention. I doubt he was even asked to shoot Kim.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Its never cute with her.
It’s hysterical that this is the highlight of her day. The planning, hours of makeup and hair, deciding on clothes and accessories, the many selfies as different items are contemplated and discarded until ultimately the “right” outfit is chosen …all for …the walk.
Seriously look at the expression on her face. This is her day, it’s all for this moment. Cut. Print. Done.
It’s …pathetic.
Did we create this? And if we did, how come we can’t undo it?
Because we all keep looking. If we stop commenting (and I know the attention is overwhelmingly negative-but it’s still attention) they will cease to exist.
Buttttttt she’s the “hardest working businesswoman out there” !
Sometimes I forget she and Kanye have a baby.
@ IDK: they do too
Never. The second any clothes hit that body and are topped off by that plastic, immobile face, their intrinsic value and style plummets to below Wal-Mart levels. Kartrashian is toxic to designer clothing.
Except for the external labia, it seems fine. But I don’t care for the wig – wigs just bum me out.
Kim, your giant black labia is showing… She loves genitalia clothing.
Or maybe it’s Kanye who loves it, lol. I don’t remember Kim wearing so many gawd-awful labia ruffles before she hooked up with him…she’s always loved tight clothes tho, so that’s not new.
Wait, is that a skirt or… From the back it sort of looks like the boots are attached to it. Like she’s wearing some really extra-fug, labia-showing hammer pants/boot-skirt. (???)
Stef, ha! Yes. Kim should never wear anything high-necked or high-waisted, and since she is so short, the skirt is too long and the boots are too high and therefore the boots meeting the skirt make the bottom attire look like Hammer pants. Maybe she is trying to show solidarity with Kanye’s superdumb baggypantsed fashion backwardness?
That has to be the strangest looking piece of clothing I have ever seen….From the front, it/they look like skin-tight [pirate?] pants with, yes, gigantic labia attached, and then the back looks like it is all one-piece like a skirt to just above her knees, but then has pant legs that morph into boots? I don’t understand how she can walk in them….Who comes up with this stuff?
I try to refrain from the Kim stories, because she has as much depth as a puddle of piss. But her outfit is absurd and whomever is dressing her or advising her should be fired.
Hysterical!!! She has the depth as a puddle of piss. I agree, her stylist should be fired! Ever since she got with Kanye her style has failed.
Aren’t we thankful her stylist is a total failure though? Don’t we love to see this mess of a TrashCanDashian looking terrible and being none the wiser so we can enjoy ridiculing her? She preens and parades for our pleasure!
(Our pained, futile, unfathomable pleasure.)
From what little I’ve seen of Tyler’s photography, printed here, he really shouldn’t be all diva. His work doesn’t support that attitude. But at the same time, I can understand not wanting to shoot the Ks.
Oh, and Leather labia adornments are so last month!
She seems to really have a soft spot for anything that looks like ladyparts. Is it appropriate to call her c**t at this point?
This looks terrabad. The skirt is way too tight, the shirt makes her boobies look like they hang low and why on Earth would wear slouchy knee high boots with this wrinkly, too-tight skirt that hits you right at the knees???? THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NOT BE ON OR IN VOGUE!!!!!!!
Ciara looks cute, though.
Her standing next to Ciaria who looks adorable in her outfit just highlights how bad Kim looks. The leather skirt and boots is to much as usual.
How much do you wanna bet Kim just loves that Ciara is preggo, so that she can finally be the one with the “better” body!?
I never had a problem with Kim’s body, it was her clothes!
Actually that is her problem when she is not pregnant as well.
I love Ciara’s outfit. Why couldn’t Kim have dressed like that when she was pregnant? She needs to stop with the leather pencil skirts. They accent her back fat.
Yes, Ciara looks quite beautiful.
agreed I thought the same thing. I just had a flashback to the terrible outfit Kim wore that looked like a couch fabric.
For some reason the skirt is actually slimming. The only fault I see is that her breasts seem to be quite low. I don’t know if that’s normal for her or they’re starting to sag. She doesn’t give anything away to the paps when she has no expression. It’s a mechanism to avoid rumors and lies being spread about her. With a dead face they’ve got less to work with for their stories.
She just makes everything look and uncomfortable and trashy but i would say the skirt wasn’t bad at all. BUT her face she looks like a doll,she can’t move. Kim stop it and go see the Lil Kim post on whats ahead if you continue.
Kim’s face… That is the stuff of nightmares, yikes!
HO…rendous!
I see what you did there. 😉
The woman wouldn’t know the meaning of style if it hit her in the face. With all the money in the world this woman still can not dress properly. Even my three year old nephew dresses better than her and that says a lot!
Just hope Anna Wintour never puts her on a Vogue Cover because she just doesn’t deserves it.
Do you really think she will end up on/in Vogue? Isn’t she too big by Vogue standards? If I recall Anna made Oprah slim down quite a bit to get her cover.
There is always photoshop. I don’t think Kim’s size is the reason she hasn’t been on the cover of Vogue. Paris Hilton hasn’t been on the cover either.
Again, too tight. And I love Ciara’s outfit and my first thought was that’s the way Kim should have dressed while she was pregnant. And I really hate that ruffle down the middle of the skirt.
I only clicked this link to say: Jesus, what is wrong with her face and PLEASE stop writing about her!
That skirt looks like remains of Star Spawn behind the planet Xoth. Yeah, I went with HP Lovecraft references with Kim because ugh, I always think of Nyarlathotep. The Crawling Chaos. The Faceless One. Gathering followers only to have them descend into chaos. Only she’s not as smart as it is.
her face is starting to scare the bejesus out of me.
I shudder to think what that face will look like by the time she turns 40.
I shudder when I look at it now.
It is almost hard to see the clothes… I get stuck on that frozen face. Good God…
I know, and I doubt she can smile anymore. It’s disturbing and creepy, the lights are on but no one’s home. Kim has left the building.
Ciara looks cute. And, then there’s the labia skirt Kim has on. What a farce.
Okay something nice, the mock turtle and necklace look nice. That’s all I got this morning.
Hideous. But what’s even more hideous are her vacant eyes. Has she had a lobotomy or something?
“Shields … was approached to shoot the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star for Vogue but didn’t take the gig, leaving … Kim in shock.”
People seem to have different reactions about things – but I’d be shocked if I learned that a relative had died, or if one of my twins had been injured, or if I received some sort of serious health scare.
I’ll just say it, cuz everyone is thinking it. Ya’ll know her big ole butt cheeks are a sweaty mess in all that leather! Wonder if Kanye buys her leather underwear?
YUCK! Can you image pulling skin tight leather off of a sweaty disgusting butt. I wouldn’t put leather underwear beyond either of them. Jeez, that image calls for some bleach…..
Maybe she’s using Nori’s baby powder.
Oh god, I can just hear the sound of it being pulled from her folds.
Get a good bra, Kim. Pulease. Also tuck your lady bits in.
With all the time she spends getting made up, which has to be a lot given the amount of makeup spackled on her face, her hair, and her wardrobe. Then add in shopping, traveling, dining out, filming her stupid show and photo ops. How much time out of her day is actually left to spend with her daughter? Did she have a child just to be able to say she’s a mom? Being a mom entails a hell of a lot more than a passing glance. Nori is too young to realize any of it, but as she grows and her mommy isn’t there for her milestones, isn’t there taking care of her when she’s sick, isn’t at that school event, and just plain isn’t on many levels the resentment will build. I guess she’ll be able to commiserate with the siblings Kim is sure to give her as a way of staying in the public eye.
Don’t forget how busy Kim is taking pics of her mom on a stripper pole (she posted it on twitter). Disgusting.
Saw that photo on Dlisted. Need brain bleach for that one!
Totally agree Nicolette. She is spending close to zero time with her daughter.
They don’t call her Ignori for nothing…
They will probably home school North. Just saying.
IMO She only had the baby as a means to entrap Kanye – Kim gives little Nori little thought unless its to distract the public from her own ridiculousness – see the “racist beatdown” then going on the Ellen show to show pictures. She’s so obsessed with herself, things like Nori’s milestones haven’t even been thought of.
Let’s hope Kim isn’t giving Ciara any advice on motherhood.
Babies sleep A LOT. At the age of Nori they’re sleeping at least twice a day. I’m sure Nori has transitioned from 3 times to just morning and afternoon by now. Those naps can easily be 2 hours apiece or even longer. It depends on how much energy the tots burn throughout the day. If Nori has a good nanny who keeps her active by going for walks and playdates and just exposing her to stimuli throughout the day, then Nori can have long naps. This means these are several more hours during the day when Kim already has legitimate free time away from her daughter. So you add 4-5 hours of Nori’s combined nap time, plus Kim’s hair and makeup and social outings and shopping — yeah, I can easily believe Kim spends very, very little time physically with her child.
Loving ALL these comments! Labia skirt – check. Dead eyes – check. Nose reduced to half normal length – check. So far “puddle of piss” is today’s catch phrase!
Did KK get a COVER in Italy? Or an inside spread? How did I miss this when America Runs on Kardashian PR?
BTW good for Bruce Jenner. Whatever the hell he’s doing, he doesn’t give a shit what the rest of the clan says.
But is it a coincidence that so many people around Kris Jenner have problems with their bodies and view themselves negatively to the point of wanting to make drastic surgical changes?
CiCi looks beautiful
Kim well at least she is wearing a bra
She always looks like she was stuffed into her outfits. Everything she wears looks so uncomfortable, like she has to suffer for fashion. On the other hand, ciara looks chic, comfy and cute, effortlessy.
I was wondering when Kim would be spotted with Ciara. They haven’t been seen together for a very long time but I knew as soon as Ciara announced she was pregnant and there was some buzz about her, Kim would come crawling back just to be pap’d with her. Notice how they are leaving with NO bags in their hands. This is for pr.
Also, they are supposedly filming the last season of their show right now. They need ratings if they want to get their contracts renewed. These are desperate times for the Kardashians so expect A LOT of craziness in the weeks ahead from them.
KIM KARDASHIAN…..WHO CARES!!!!
Her knees?
Can this article please be about Ciara? She looks beautiful! And so comfortable. Also, I would love to gossip about her fiance but i doubt he’ll be featured here.
You’re right, pregnancy is really doing Ciara well. She looks amazing pregnant. The softer less muscular look is much better on her, in my opinion. I don’t know much about her fiance but would like to hear about her upcoming baby shower and wedding.
I think she wears clothes horribly. That’s all. Every single thing she wears is horribly worn. First, she just wears whatever is free and therefore has no sense of personal style. Second, nothing ever fits (EVER). Third, she has no taste. Fourth, she ruined her body by putting fat injections into her butt. That’s only HALF the reason nothing ever fits. Everything she wears — from casual to sporty to high fashion to daily wear to evening wear — just looks terrible on her. And I say this with zero intention to be cruel. I actually feel sorry for her. She has NO CLUE. Not one.
I think the same too,She must have a horrible time finding thing’s that fit her.It must be a pain in the butt to have everything tailored .It is her own fault for the fat injection’s.They gained weight when she was pregnant and didn’t go down and that’s why she still look’s wide.She would have to get lipo to fix it but that would be admitting she was a liar about her body..And her face!Does she know how bad she look’s?
She reminds me of a Panic Pete doll. Squeeze her booty and her eyeballs pop out.
This is a perfect example of gladiator sandals being flattering on no one.
That said, Ciara (who has a reputation of dressing abominally) looks fab in that flowing super cute preggo dress! Her hair, makeup, dress look terrific. Wishing for different, less heavy, less masculine, non-stumpifying sandals with the ensem. Mandals are no one’s friend.
Matryoshka doll in leather.
she’s gone past the point of no return with plastic surgery. what a shame. she used to have such beautiful, exotic features. now she is a fembot.
This woman cannot dress herself. Period. End of story.
And why is she never carrying a bag of some sort. Is it a type of ploy to get a certain look from the paparazzi photos? Does carrying a purse ruin the look of her outfit or disrupt the line of the day’s ensemble? Is her assistant carrying the purse? The phone? KK always used to have her phone in her hand. Who is telling her these things? Is that what is really so important to her, the pics of the day?
I want to see pictures of the assistants trailing behind her carrying all her stuff.
P.S…does she ever wear any of the high collared shirts/blouses/sweaters twice or are they ruined by the makeup? Look at the difference in color between her face and hands and arms.)
Geez. My head hurts.
This p-rn star isn’t a fashionista, most of the time she looks either bizarre or just plain dumpy because of her body type which is nearly impossible to clothe. Every time she wears those tight pants she looks like she has a load in her depends, that is so not high fashion. She has people dress her, and this is the best she can look like going to a baby store, she looks like she should be going to the Met not baby clothes shopping. That’s what makes her ridiculous, not only are the clothes inappropriate for what she is doing, but they rarely if ever fit correctly or look good. That’s the big joke with her, fashion and beauty when she’s really a over surgeried ghost of her real self and a dumpy manikin for stylists with zero taste.