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– Keith Richards said he snorted his dad’s cremated remains with some cocaine [DListed]
– Carmen Electra performing with the Bombshell Babes [Agent Bedhead]
– Roger Ebert is going to return to his job reviewing movies soon [Lifeline Live]
– What hairstyle will Sanjaya have tonight? [Bastardly]
– Britney goes back to work [CelebWarship]
– Why is everything Pamela Anderson wears white? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lucy Pinder topless [IDLYITW]
– Peaceful Warrior isn’t all that enlightening [Pajiba]
– Madonna lectures people about using cloth diapers, but still rides in giant SUVs around town with her baby on her lap [CelebSlam]
– Surfing in downtown Munich [The Grumpiest]
– Leonardo DiCaprio and beloved German polar bear Knut are going to be on the cover of Vanity Fair’s May Green issue [Ecorazzi]
– Mandy Moore fractured her ankle [Gabsmash]
– IKEA commercial makes fun of Britney shaving her head [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Jessica Simpson was overheard screaming while she was getting it on with James Mayer in an Italian hotel [Socialite’s Life]
– Angelina Jolie rubs the lotion on her skin, or else she gets the hose again or something [The Blemish]
– Snoop Dogg on Dutch TV saying “F Bill O’Reilly” and telling him to “Suck my dick.” (NSFW language) [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Gwyneth Paltrow looking drab [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Apple Martin goes shopping with her grandmother, Blythe Danner [Celebrity Baby Blog]
– Joe Francis got his ass kicked again [yeeeah]
– Kate Moss and Pete Doherty home video. He’s quite a decent musician [Best Week Ever]
– Hillary Swank at The Reaping photocall [ICYDK]
– Bad celebrity liposuction [CityRag]
– Kelly Osbourne has gained a lot of weight [The Skinny Website]
– Alanis Morissette covers “My Humps” [Egotastic]
– Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale at baby Kingston’s baptism [Celebrific]