Here are some assorted photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West – some from earlier this week, in NYC, then I included one new photo of Kanye in Paris today for the Balenciaga show. I couldn’t help myself – I had to include one of the shots of Kim in those high-waisted satin pants again. They might be my new favorite Kardashian photos. Anyway, as you stare into Kim’s terrible styling, keep this in mind: Kanye thinks Kim is the most important celebrity of all time. Kanye thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe and Kate Upton and Steve Jobs and Walt Disney all rolled into one. I might be confusing the issue a bit – Kanye thinks that about himself too, but I bet it extends to Kim. So, obviously, Kanye is going to make Kim into an even bigger star. He’s going to make a movie and Kim is going to star in it. This will be a full-length “Bound 2” project, hopefully!
Kanye West has often bragged that his fiancée Kim Kardashian is the new Marilyn Monroe. And while other directors have been slow to catapult Kardashian to the same silver screen stardom the iconic blonde once enjoyed, RadarOnline.com has learned that West is taking matters into his own hands: He’s writing a new feature film script with American Psycho author Bret Easton Ellis, and there’s already a part for his baby mama!
Ellis recently confirmed that he and West are working on a script, and only Radar has the inside details on what to expect from his first big-screen work.
“It’s going to be based on the ‘Yeezus’ album,” a source close to West tells Radar exclusively. “That’s pretty much a narrative of Kanye’s life.”
And though West himself “will not appear in the movie,” the source says, “Kim is definitely going to be in it. The screenplay already features her character.”
“They’re still working on the script, so it’s unclear at this point if Kim will be a major star of the movie or making a smaller cameo,” the insider explains, “but her role in the movie will be pivotal.”
What’s more, “Her role is going to be very dramatic,” says the source. “Far from the bubbly happy persona that she’s always played.”
Luckily, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is sure to get plenty of guidance from West, who plans to direct the movie and “wants to be heavily involved in all aspects of production,” the insider reveals.
But she won’t be the only woman in West’s life to get a spot in the credits. Says the source, “It’s going to be dedicated to Kanye’s mother,” Donda West, who died from complications following plastic surgery in 2007.
The film’s release date is still undetermined, according to Easton Ellis, who told Vice, “It’s Kanye Land, and that’s subject to a whole other time frame.”
You laugh, but I bet the movie will be a lot like “Bound 2” – it will just be glamour shots of Kim, maybe some tittay shots, lots of booty shots. I bet Kanye makes her wear a lot of wigs and there will be a lot of Givenchy costume changes. And there will be ZERO plot. Like, no plot at all. That being said, I miss the era of stupid rock-star movies. More than that, I miss good tour documentaries. I wouldn’t watch a movie based on Yeezus, but I would watch a documentary that showed the behind-the-scenes drama of the Yeezus tour. Also: you know what was a great rockumentary that I saw a few years ago? Metallica: Some Kind of Monster. Seriously – whatever you think of the Metallica guys, that’s a really great documentary.
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It is official. The man is bat sh_t crazy.
“Far from the bubbly happy persona that she’s always played” ..HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA okay.
LMAO!!
+1
You know? There’s got to be a degree of masochism and self-hate going on to be deluded enough to think that this a worthy project. These two are such farces – I mean, COME ON!
I just can’t anymore. Please make it stop. No more — please!!!!
Agree! THAT is a collaboration made in hell. Maybe the two men will have a falling out – one room is not big enough to contain both their stupid egos. Plus, building a film around the vapid, unlikeable KK and her bizarre, unmoving face is like building an ocean liner out of mud and cement. Maybe he plans the biggest p-rno EVER?
Let the Oscar buzz begin!!
I’m giddy!!
Looool Oscar buzz indeed. I can’t wait till he rants about not being nominated. I know it will come!
Yknow, it might actually work!
But Kim can’t act worth a damn, so that definitely won’t work. He’d be batshit crazy to cast her, but go ahead and make a character based on her.
He did a pretty awesome 30 minute movie for Dark Fantasy already. It was beautiful actually. So I am curious to see what he does.
Actually, I’m looking forward to the tantrum/meltdown he will have when he doesn’t win ‘Video of the Year’. That will be epic!
“Some kind of monster” showed me an unusual side of my favorite band, a side I wish I’ll never see again. Alcohol is a a fickle mistress.
Kim can’t act for sh*t, end of topic.
Seriously. She can’t even fake an orgasm (yes, I hang my head in shame as I admit that I saw a few special moments from her star vehicle, the Ray J tape). I thought that was a skill all women were born with.
Thinking Yeezus’ film may go to Hades w/ Kim in it.
I see Kanye crashing the Oscars if this movie is ever made. I see him ranting on stage “Kim deserved to win best actress, she is the best at everything, WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND!!!” (as tears roll down his face and he falls to his knees).
“Meryl Streep, imma let you finish but kimye is the best human toilet ever.”
-Throws down the mic and hard kisses the guy from Givenchy.-
Kanye West jumps on stage as Best Actress winner begins her speech, and says, “Imma let you finish, but Kim Kardashian is the best actress of all time. OF. ALL. TIME. “
Arock, you beat me to it! And your “speech” is funnier! 🙂
Arock, you are my hero.
Please let that happen!
I’m sick of the both of them. They are both way over-rated!!!
This is going to be sooooooo good. And by good, I mean bad. And by bad, I mean, horribly, deliciously delusional all around.
“Horribly, deliciously delusional” describes them both quite accurately. Nice phrase!
Well, I’m guessing she won’t be the Virgin Mary…
Ha!!!
More like Mary Magdalene…
On a second thought, I take that back. Mary Magdalene was a cool chick.
Stupid is as stupid does! 😉 Lol! They are just ridiculous.
I really hope this is made. This shitfest will be epic.
LOL your comment made me spit out my drink : D. Love everyone’s comments, too funny.
Hee. Yep it will suck and I will happily watch Kanye’s millionth meltdown when he realizes no one is buying his baby mama as an actress or even a mocktress. She is a famewhore he hooked up with. She is not Bey’s second, third, or even fourth coming. Ugh.
I hope it does too. Bound 2 had me laughing so hard I cried and then the Franco/Rogen…I cried and fell off the couch, I haven’t laughed that hard in years…not since will ferrel’s cowbell. Please make this movie. I could really use a good go to belly laugh…
@Rockymtnprincess: Holy Cowbell! You nailed it!! They are cowbell without being in on the joke!
Kanye, Kimmode already has a movie, Wax Dolls in Niagara falls. Water courtesy of Ray J
Maybe it’ll be a remake of The Story of Jesus (Yeezus)…starring Kim Kardashian as the Virgin Mary. All the Kardashian Jenner clan can be in it…they could even have some of Kim’s exes as the 3 wise men (maybe Ray-J, Humphries, and TJ Jackson). But they’ll have to bring diamonds instead. North can play herself (the North star). It’s a blockbuster already…
Just like last year’s Christmas card. They are all deities. LOL @ the North Star.
And Kris in tail and horns! With pitchfork!
It’s kind of sweet that Kanye keeps trying to make her happen (sweet in a corn syrup/glucose/fructose kid of way). GIVE IT UP KANYE!
It seems sad to me, as if legitimizing her will validate his choice, it will never happen, she’s always going to be a joke. You can’t make a silk purse our of a sow’s ear and you can’t turn a Kardashian into a respected celebrity. He needs to accept her for what she is, with all the budget baggage and gross history she comes with.
there are some pics of her at the Vienna ball she literally looks like a mannequin!
What site has the pics? I’m still surprised Kanye didn’t have a fit over Kim attending that ball. I mean she was paid a lot of money to be an old man’s arm candy for the night.
Daily mail has them. My fav is the big sh*t eating grin on Kris…momager to Madame…she sold her engaged daughter…Kim does not look like she wants to be there.
Her attending is a huge ego boost for him. It validates his elevating her as some Marilyn Monroe status figure. He loves this, trust.
One : Since when does Kim have a “bubbly” personality?
Two: This movie will never get made. He will keep changing the script as much as he keeps changing the design of his house. It will always be “in production”.
Three: Has Kanye seen Kim act? She is a bad actress. Period.
Fourth and finally : Kanye needs to put his energy elsewhere. There is nothing on this world that will make people worship Kim as much as he does. Nothing.
He needs to be working on his own image, which is falling even faster than the Kardashians!
Dear Kanye,
We will never forget that the woman you are going to marry and the mother of your child made a sex tape that made her and her family famous. She has no talent so stop trying to make us think otherwise.
Best Regards,
Everyone
+infinity from Everyone
On board.
Signed.
I really liked the documentary about ”the Doors”!! Maybe it ‘s because i loove Jim Morrison but it was interesting and reflected the vibe of the 60s. Plus, Johny Depp narrates the whole story.
Is this one going to be a porn one also?
“Her role in the movie will be pivotal” Well, she can’t act so maybe they mean that literally, like she’ll be naked on a pole, ‘pivoting’ around a bunch of dudes…. or something…
Or….Since it’s not “bubbly”…Maybe she gets pooped on instead of peed on?
That would be very dramatic!
Make it so, Number Two!
Ha AG ~ Whenever I see those ads for that car rental place where he says There you go Business Pro….I always say Make it so, Business Pro! Make it so!
This is going to be a hot mess. Coupled with the tackiest wedding of all time and we’ll be snarling on these two for years.
Best rockumentary ever? This Is Spinal Tap.
…followed very closely by FUBAR!!
I’ll have to write the name down. I’ll watch it one of those night where i struggle to sleep. it’ll knock me unconscious in no time for boredom.
Some Kind of Monster is seriously one of my favourite movies. It’s a great snapshot of the creative process.
Hahahahaha! Kanye is delusional if he thinks anyone would come forward to finance this ridiculousness – He’s really gone down the rabbit hole, hasn’t he?? Whatever credibility he had is long gone!!! I’m at a loss – what does he see in her???????
Someone asked him what Kim’s talent is and he replied “She’s talented at being beautiful”. No lie, this is what he said.
I can see Kanye craddleing Kim in bed every night whispering “they’re all just jealous of you…”
I can see Kanye cradling a mirror in bed everynight whispering this.
She just sold herself to an older gentleman .as an escort for money. In my book that’s a long way from credibility His association with Kim has ruined any hope for a respectable career in music or fashion.
What in the hell is wrong with that guy. He can’t sell out a concert but thinks he can make a moving with Kim as the leading lady and it will be a hit? The guy is flat out delusional and so are the people who are more than likely putting money into such an insane project. She can’t act, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, she can’t write, she can’t read and really is sort of a bore in her own sex tape. And then there is that little girl baby voice that sounds like a cat in heat. These two are so full of themselves it is unbelievable as is the fact that have fans. What a joke! Kim probably wants to be at the Academy Awards so Kanye West is going to make happen. And he wonders why the rap world is rolling their eyes at him. Ugh.
Well, he tried that whole Vogue thing and can’t make it happen…Thank you so much Anna Wintour! Kanye needs to realize there are limits to trying to market a known whore!
“Kanye thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe and Kate Upton and Steve Jobs and Walt Disney all rolled into one. ” I’m dying over here with that comment.
Well, the Walt Disney thing may be true. She DOES provide alot of rides and entertainment!
That old man in Vienna is creepy as hell. He keeps inviting these kind of women every year (Paris Hilton was invited several years ago) . This time I am sure, Mama Kris contacted him and marketed her daughter. I do not know how long this will last as Kim’s face is getting uglier and uglier.
Kanye is trying too hard to make Kim look like Beyonce, not only in appearance but now in his videos. The girl cannot move her body and is a total nightmare watching her in videos – do you all remember “Turn it Up”?
Go to TooFab – they have a picture of the dress she wore to the ball she attended. It is BAAAADDDDD!
She was on dancing with the stars and didn’t last long. It was channel changing embarassing. South Park did an episode comparing her to the hobbit. Spot on!
He’s not actually creepy, he invites them as publicity for something or other and he’s on the level, nothing sinister or unseemly involved. He has a wife unless she’s died recently. Lindsay Lohan scammed him out of $250,000 a few years ago- she took the money as an advance but didn’t show up. Missed the plane due to a shopping spree and didn’t have enough credit to pay the $20,000 or so required to hold the plane . Didn’t occur to her to give the money back. He was asked if he was going to go after her legally to get the money back, and he said he supposed he should. But he was such a kindly gentleman, he seemed baffled that it happened in the first place. Nobody else did that.
Someone needs to ship him off to the funny farm!!! Seriously he needs help.
Can’t tell if he’s deeply delusional or just ignorant.
I find it inconceivable that after his mother died while having elective plastic surgery, he’s with a woman so nipped, tucked and stitched that she is unrecognizable.
+1
He’s either manipulative or a PR genius! They just keep throwing these superlative comments out there and think that the (dumb) public will eventually believe them. She’s the most gorgeous woman! She’s more stylish than Coco Chanel! She’s currently the best actress, She’s the sweetest human being! She’s the most humble humanitarian!!! . . . When is it going to stop? When he finally gets his way and his porn star girlfriend gets some respect?
Next he’ll want us to believe Kim’s a member of Mensa.
So I just looked up those Vienna photos. North West is nothing but a prop to her, it looks like Kim was holding her for the first time.
The ball is tonight. The pics you saw are from another appearance she was doing in Austria with her mom earlier today or yesterday (the white dress and cape).
TooFab has some pictures of her gown.
The two of them really are a perfect match because they are both mentally ill. The have everything most people would dream of, their health, a beautiful baby, money, yet they still aren’t content. Just look at what Kim has done to her once beautiful face. They really should be pitied.
I sort of pity them, sometimes, but then they go around and are insufferably obnoxious and I’m just reminded of what a waste of space they are.
The two of them really are a perfect match because they are both mentally ill. They have everything most people would dream of, their health, a beautiful baby, money, yet they still aren’t content. Just look at what Kim has done to her once beautiful face. They really should be pitied.
Agree 100%. If it weren’t these two people it would be very sad indeed.
random fact: Kim and Lucifer’s HG are staying in my city ’til tomorrow for the Viennese Opera Ball. Since there isn’t a lot of international celeb stuff going on in our country (except for the Life Ball) people are almost worshipping Kim and kissing her feet. She gets paid over 250.000€ to be a guest to the host of the ball, probably one of the sleaziest, most misogynistic, alcoholic and abusive personae Austria has to be associated with. (and I’m not even talking politicians here) I can’t believe this beautiful and magnificent location has been turned into a Lohan-Style Famehoe Gig. *sighs and devours a schnitzel
I’d love to know what Kanye thinks of this? He’s really ok with his fiance being rented as arm candy by some rich old dude? Also, I wish once, just once some reporter would just go up to Kim with a camera and ask her if she’s had a nose job. I want to see her response. Why hasn’t anyone asked her…ever?
Is Kim becoming an international lady for rent, a’la Lohan?
250,000 euros??? That’s obscene – all to be seen with an
uneducated, untalented, trashy, plastic-looking blow-up doll.
HAVE PEOPLE GONE INSANE????? Think of all the good that amount of money could do. It’s disgusting!!!
She has two emotions: glum and smug. Sadly her face doesn’t move so you can’t always tell which she’s feeling at the moment. Meryl Streep: your career is safe
Thank you to the gods of comedy and celebrity gossip!!! Thank you! This will be my drug of choice.
she wears a lot of ugly beige coats….
Two freaking idiots.
Snuffaluffagus!
Move over Lohan there’s a worse actress in town.
I was really hoping that when he compared her to Marilyn Monroe he was saying the Kennedy’s were going to kill her when she’s 36??? Fingers crossed.
Well that worked out well for Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez didn’t it?? These two fools won’t last two years.
The K’s have extreme monotone voices. I can’t imagine being an artist & being able to tolerate that for long.