– The Simpleton Life, starring Paris and Nicole [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Pete Doherty says he’s gonna pierce his penis. Watch out ladies [Agent Bedhead]
– Katie Holmes in bell bottoms [PopSugar]
– Justin Timberlake had his bare butt edited out of the sex scenes in Black Snake Moan [Socialite’s Life]
– Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal really are getting hot and heavy supposedly [CelebWarship]
– Leonardo DiCaprio to star on Broadway! [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney Spears in a see-through top with stains on it [IDLYITW]
– Rosario Dawson and Rose McGowan on the cover of Rolling Stone [yeeeah]
– Avril Lavigne in Lucky [Derek Hail]
– Rosanna Arquette in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather
– Gina Glockson was voted off the Sanjaya show [DListed]
– Lauren Conrad from The Hills has a sex tape, will extend her 15 minutes [The Blemish]
– Jennifer Garner at the playground with her daughter [ICYDK]
– Russell Crowe vs. Michael Jackson [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Linda Hamilton looking fug [Bastardly]
– Celebrities smoking joints [CityRag]
– Don’t call Hayden Panettiere “Lindsay Lohan” [Egotastic]
– Halle Berry is going to go bald for her next movie [Gabsmash]
– America Ferrera in W Magazine [Lifeline Live]
– Britney didn’t drink at a recent restuarant visit, but the person who made reservations for her called ahead of time to make sure she would be denied alcohol [Celebslam]
– Salma Hayek said she felt deformed because she was so short [Haute Gossip]
– Hilary Duff in short shorts [The Skinny Website]
– Gwen Stefani on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Angelina Jolie rumored to be in next Sin City
– Christina Ricci in a creepy photoshoot [The Grumpiest]