Here are some photos of Anne Hathaway and her Skinny Jeans Husband, Adam Shulman. Adam and Annie are on vacation in Miami. Which is weird/funny because Annie and Adam were just on vacation in Hawaii a few weeks before the Oscars. Life might be one big vacation for Anne these days, I guess. She’s wrapped on Interstellar, plus she’s got two indie films in the can (Song One and Don Peyote), plus she’s doing voice work for Rio 2. All in all, Annie deserves a break, I guess. Back to back vacations are nice (especially when they’re paying for it themselves).
I do wonder what Annie’s next move is going to be. I suggested last year, immediately following her Oscar win and subsequent Hathaway backlash, that she get pregnant. In her interviews promoting Les Mis a year and a half ago, she kept talking about babies, babies and babies, and I really thought we’d get a pregnancy announcement at some point. But now I think Annie wants to spend some time just being married and taking a break in general.
I also have to wonder about Skinny Jeans McGee over there. You know how Lainey always plays “Picture Him On Top Of You” with the dudes she finds disgusting? Well, here’s my confession: I would probably get through sex with Kelsey Grammer. I could definitely get through sex with Simon Cowell too (I think that might actually be fun, which is a gross confession, I know). But I couldn’t get through anything with Adam Shulman. I’m sorry. I just can’t with him. I wouldn’t even be able to fake it or close my eyes and think of England (or in my case, lovely English dudes).
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Who cares of she was just on vacation. She’s rich, she can afford it.
Word. If I could afford it, I would LIVE on vacation.
Agreed. I’d be at an island all the time.
I would totally live through simon cowell sex, AND skinny jeans guy. I don’t see the problem with him…nothing wrong with being thin, and they don’t annoy me or anything as a couple, so just let them be.
Agree Crank. He reminds me of a young John McEnroe actually! I think we should let them be as well.
Hmm, doesn’t seem like she has too much of a problem with him not working. And I’m sorry Kaiser but no way would I be able to get through any of those 3.
HA! +1
“I’m sorry Kaiser but no way would I be able to get through any of those 3.”
My thoughts exactly! EW.
Four films in 18 months compared to 3 events in three months. Spending there own cash compared to an entire country. No shade on Anne and Skinny Jean at all.
+1 !!!!!!!!!!!
totally revealing my age here, but does this remind no one else of the overexposed starlet, hair-cutting, Lyle Lovett marrying path? I actually think Julia was more appealing then, but seeing some striking similarities here, including the teeth. intentional or just how certain personalities deal with the stress of fame?
I love her. Can’t wait for Interstellar.
She seems to me like one of those who like to talk about their feelings a lot. Out of the blue she’ll be like ” Sometimes I feel that..”‘..and goes on and on about it .
I used to think AnnE was stunning but the short hair/still too thin from Les Mis/skinny jeans hubby have all led her too lose the hot. Poor AnnE.
the hair is not good. short hair makes some people look more youthful (i.e. Pamela Anderson) and other people look like they belong in the 55+ set. I think it ages Ann tremendously.
I think she’s stunning even with short hair. And I like her even more brcause she married a little weird looking guy.
She still has beautiful skin and features but this particular short hairstyle really does age her. Maybe if it was more pixie/super short or a bob but this cut does nothing for her.
I saw some pictures of her past Oscar looks and she used to look so gorgeous! But now with the short hair… It just ages her and makes her look more plain. She seem to like it tough since she has kept it for so long and I guess she will keep it permanently. It is her hair in the end, so I guess she can do whatever she likes with it, I just wish she would look what she used to again.
I thought she kept it because she was in 3 films, no?
I just remember how gloriously long and shiny it was back when she made Alice in Wonderland/hosted the Oscars/Batman. I wish she’d grow it out again!
I didn’t even know who her husband was…. lol
Good for them – they have enough $$$ to take as many vacations as they’d like and no kids. They should be traveling at this point in their marriage.
To me, she always looks as if she is going to cry, or that she needs to blow her nose.
^This!
Agree. I know it’s mean but when I see her- acting or otherwise- I always think sinus infection. Like she’s all leaky and allergic to trees.
+1000
We all have a type. I guess he’s hers. Was her ex, the conman, the same? I can’t remember. I’ll google after I have a mimosa and a nap.
I’d vacation every chance I could if I had her money. Plus, it’s not like she’s Princess Mia and taking money from the inhabitants of Jenovia and farting around the world every five minutes. *cough* Kate *cough*
was he always that grey?
I don’t think so, he looks so different here, like a Jon Stewart/John McEnroe hybrid.
I’m thinking he’s been dyeing/covering up the gray until now. I haven’t really seen anyone that young gray that fast, either way I think he looks fine.
My religion teacher was 26 and completely grey. He had a very youthful face so the contrast was quite odd.
Maybe they can’t have children. I mean, maybe her husband loves skinny jeans more than he loves her, and skinny jeans take their sacrifice in flesh, if you know what I mean…
Seriously, if you’re trying to have a baby, they tell you (or they used to) for the man not to wear anything that constricts or warms up that area. Not good for sperm. His skinny jeans must go! For more reasons than I can name.
Where does it go in skinny jeans? Serious question. I never stopped a dude wearing them and asked how he arranges the meat and veggies in there. It just seems like a nightmare of physics and space allotment.
I wore a pair of skinny jeans once and it’s the most tight uncomfortable clothing I’ve ever worn down there. You have to pack in everything which is very uncomfortable and God help you if you get excited!
So yeah…I don’t know how the hipsters and effeminate rockstars do it!
How creepy is that pic of them both holding the wine glass?!
To be as slim and trim as he is, he has absolutely NO muscle tone. Heck when my Papaw takes off his shirt to till his field he has more muscle tone than this guy. What the heck does he do all day?
Pick out her outfits
She only talked about wanting children twice during her campaign. And even though she isn’t working right now, she does have a few movies coming out this year. And her marriage seems to be a happy one. Her life seems good.
I don’t know, I just never hated her.
I like to see them together! He may not be everyone’s type, but didn’t we all swoon when he kissed her foot when she hurt herself at the beach?! He seems like a good, genuine husband and that is much more important than “looking hot” to me. Treating your woman like a queen is the best quality.
I never understood how celebrities are papped when they are on holiday, how do the paps know when and where they are going? Do they call the paps on themselves, did Anne call the paparazzi on herself!?
If they aren’t at a like a super exclusive/private resort, which it doesn’t look like, then someone at the hotel, or even a guest might’ve called the local paps/photographers. Now ANYONE can be a paparazzi…that’s the scary thing.
It’s winter, everyone seems to be in Miami atm. Plus the hotel stuff probably tipped them off.
I meant STAFF smh
Maybe not untop of you but beneath you? The possibilities are endless;)
Okay I just googled Interstellar..How awesome is that movie going to be?
I did the same. It sounds kind of Inception-like.
Simon Cowell Kaiser?
Please tell me that is you being really really funny again.
Please??
I say go for it. Just promise you’ll steal his bootcuts afterwards and burn them.
I just don’t see any sexual chemistry between them.